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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:38pm On Apr 17, 2016
ellacute45:
onye ọ bụla bịara ụwa mana ọ bụghị ha ncha ma ihe otu n'ime ndị a bụ MrCork. MrCork biko hapụ mụ aka tupu ama dị ọha egbu o gị ilu
..Darlin U no wwhat?...am a lover not a fighter and I forgive u......I will hook u up with a guy on nairaland

vizkiz..Bro, i will give u as a reaward for makin me cook with Onstelly.....am givin u ellacute45 away for free thou.. SHE ALL YOURS!!!
wink
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op):
ellacute45:
onye ọ bụla bịara ụwa mana ọ bụghị ha ncha ma ihe otu n'ime ndị a bụ MrCork. MrCork biko hapụ mụ aka tupu ama dị ọha egbu o gị ilu


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..ok ellacute45..u win..i went to church this morning and I will make peace with u...are we cool smiley!

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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:59pm On Apr 17, 2016
vizkiz:
finally!!! Onstelly is gonna marry a London based guy who drives sport wink
...errmm slow down bro....am a plaYA......plaYA,s dont marrry.. we chase women!!!!! angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:38pm On Apr 17, 2016
vizkiz:
brb, let me go and compare their pictures carefully grin
.. ..anyways backto the serrrrios topic before bein rudely interupted by that femmminist thread derailer called ellacute45..... Yea, bro I have looooked again with a Microscope... Onstelly kinda preeety...Ok i will Man up.. she cute & preety. I think I will finaly make truce wit her...thanks to u! angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:33pm On Apr 17, 2016
ellacute45:
f.uck you MrCork have told you to stop mentioning my name in your senseless post..daft Nigga
...MADAM,FOR GODS SAKE, ACT LIKE A LADY & QUIT DERAILIN ALL THREADS ON NAIRALAND.....GROW UP!!! embarassed
Romance › Re: Boring Court Room by MrCork: 9:30pm On Apr 17, 2016
naughtynaughty:
ode oshi, continue stalking me
**Stalkin??....are u Beyansi or are u Kim Kashadan??...eddddddiot Girl... no wonder u cant find man on nairaland! undecided
Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 9:28pm On Apr 17, 2016
ellacute45:
Stop quoting me and I will stop derailing your silly thread.. Ewu Awụsa
....anyways we forgive u since u refuse to act like lady....I will be in Germany in 3 weeks, Hanover, & u can take me out for a date..I hoooope u r preeeety & presentable coz I like my women presentable! wink
Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op):
ellacute45:
shame on you too!! Onye ara mmadụ abụọ
...KRAZY FEMMMMINIST LESSSBIAN WOMAN...AGAIN...stop derailin the nice thread or u will get arrrrested for harrrrasssment!!!



CC KingChezzyPuff
CC QueenValerie

I think I believe u..ellacute45 has mental issue,,she keeps tryna derail the thread on & on..
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Shares Beautiful Selfies by MrCork: 9:07pm On Apr 17, 2016
odaniel1:
Ass licker!!
...is that your passssion?..bro. U gay..correct?. cheesy
Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 8:17pm On Apr 17, 2016
ellacute45:
Stop quoting me and I will stop derailing your silly thread.. Ewu Awụsa
...white women wud never act like this.... Its becuzzz of women like u that we no longer near black women hear in London ((Shame on u)))....anyways would you be atendin the femmmnist lesssbian protest in berlin next month?
Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 7:26pm On Apr 17, 2016
ellacute45:
ACT LIKE A SANE PERSON..ANUOFIA
...no female on nairaland acts like u...u are not a lady..FOR GODS SAKE...GROW UP!!!
Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 7:25pm On Apr 17, 2016
ellacute45:
[s][/s]STOP QUOTING ME PLEASE YOU ARE TOO SENSELESS YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS DISGUSTING


[size=20pt]...STOP GIVIN FEMMMMMINISNT LESSSBIANS BAD NAMES & PLIS PLISPLIS ...MADAM, STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD .. ...GROW UP!!!![/size] embarassed

Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 7:13pm On Apr 17, 2016
ellacute45:
[s][/s][/b]GO ASK YOUR MUM SHE HAS AN IDEA..fool[b]
...and pls act like a Lady!!!(((((SHAME)))) undecided
Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 7:12pm On Apr 17, 2016
ellacute45:
[s][/s][/b]GO ASK YOUR MUM SHE HAS AN IDEA..fool[b]
^^^^^proooofs our point again......Femmminist lesssbians r clearly too hostile, abusive & agreesivee.....can u honestly imagine ellacute45 as a wifey materilal or yor wife?? ... ((((GOD SAVE US)))). embarassed
Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 6:58pm On Apr 17, 2016
ellacute45:
undecided
..am beggginin to resspect femminist lesssbiand afta wathcin a documentarry on National Geographic...do u also date marrryed women to make them happpier if ther husband can not satisfy them & who plays the male part, u or the ther female...and do u also wear thong in the prosesss??.. we need to understand how lesssbians operate.. Be nice smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 6:51pm On Apr 17, 2016
vizkiz:
brb, let me go and compare their pictures carefully grin
..thanks....dont forget Onstelly is 2% lightskin and Refiner is 34% lightskin......although I must admit Onstelly smile kinda loook sexxxxxxy thou. Ok bro, I will wait for yor up date..nice one! wink
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 6:49pm On Apr 17, 2016
skywalker888:
I'm seeing things
....ok since u ask, yes its true i drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot & am from London Pekam, 6"2, Slightly fat but slimmmmish, handsome, cute, shy, Loyal,fathful, owns 17suit, gentle, calm, God fearing,oficialy now a babe magnet, ex plaYa,can coook, has 5 bank accccount, carin, calm, cool & collected...... can u handle that?? smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 6:45pm On Apr 17, 2016
onstelly:
Can u be frnd
Meaning?...what is frnd?..i dont gerrrrit? undecided
Romance › Re: Is This Witch Crafting Or Modelling (photos) by MrCork: 6:43pm On Apr 17, 2016
boluwatife45:
My neighbors daughter her name is Tope she will love to be a model lalasticlala or seun help her career thanks
...U never heard of Size 0 models?....U never been to London..correct?..You homebase people mennnnnnnn!!!!(no oofeinse) undecided
Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 6:41pm On Apr 17, 2016
Ishilove:
Troll extraordinaire
...kaiiiiiiiii.....IshiSexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy.....I must confesss..loooked at yor picture only 17,000 times...if u kill me with thoise boooooooobs...kaiiiiiiiiiiiiii.... I swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar i will die happpy, i will goto heaven & God will definatley under stand..Dyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!!! tongue
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 6:35pm On Apr 17, 2016
vizkiz:
onstelly has bigger boobsi i thought you like boobs undecided
...kaiiiiiii......yea i forrgot......Thoise boooobsi nearly made me choke on my Sandwitch last week....Booooobsi is like my Vitamin C...ok I give her 7 outter 10 on that (((PAsss Mark))....how about the faces? Onstelly/ Refiner?...u sayn Onstelly is preeeetier than Refiner? undecided
Romance › Re: Whats That Thing You Hate As A Woman??? by MrCork: 6:31pm On Apr 17, 2016
naughtynaughty:
dats sad. U wie bcum more slim ooo tor
^^^all nairalander definately hates this ting...we do!! angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 6:26pm On Apr 17, 2016
vizkiz:
You could see through my lies grin
...My nigggggga... u tellln me Onstelly is preeeetier than Refiner?...Onstelly??..,,the same Onstelly??.....u kidddin me..right? undecided
Romance › Re: She Cried Saying I Raped Her, Just Imagine! by MrCork: 6:21pm On Apr 17, 2016
[quote]There is a girl in my compound here in ogun state, she goes by the name loveth (not her real name), I returned from Lagos on Saturday evening around 8:44pm, loveth is a 19year old chocolate skinned girl, shy but very sexy with huge curves and boobs pointed like an AK 47 riffle, she is always shy when I look at her but she always visits me when ever I am around and we play together and have discussions about life and her school...but, I never touched her!

So last night while I was at my place chillaxing and doing some shits on my lappy, I heard a know on my door, I asked whom it was and loveth answered, I suddenly felt aroused immediately and couldn't handle my self, but like I said in my previous post, I don't get carried away with mere sex (had more than enough in a lifetime already).

I went straight and opened the door for her and she came inside, her parents don't bother her when she tells them shes coming to my place cause I look innocent facially, and I don't initiate sex with a female no matter how crazy I am about her, she MUST initiateit first then I'll take over grin . Loveth sat down beside me and was asking me how my journey went while in Lagos and I told her it was a wonderful time there, then she bought out a pefume and told me its what she got me for my birthday, claimed she had no money as at the time I was still around before my travel cos she was still saving up to get me a birthday present before I left, it was so lovely I was almost teary, I gave her a tight hug mehn! Her boobs were pinching my chest that I could feel her nipples thick and firm.... Wholalala!!! kiss

I appreciated her for the gift, told her she has a gud heart and she was blushing, and went crazy when I told her she's gonna be a perfect wife material for her future man, she looked at me and looked down the shy way, and said "thank u kyle" I stretched my hand forward and touched her tight, "it's as fresh as that of model, meaty and sexy" I got hard immediately that it was obvious in my shorts, loveth chuckled while I was still caressing her thighs, her face was still down when I came close and kissed her, I felt her body shaking a little, I was speaking in my mind could she be a Virgin?" I kissed her til she raised her face up, placed her hand on my Dick, shoving it up and down as we kissed, I placed my hand on her boobs and located loveths nipple and squeezed it a little and softly she had something like a shock down her spine as she let out a little grasp like "Aah"!

She was so much into it as I was massaging her boobs while she was shoving the head of my dick" felt like chocolate " I was unbuttoning her top and revealed Wat felt like a dream to me, her boobs killed me goodness, I never it was that nice, her nipples are the type u DON'T find hard to locate, thick and large nipples, I quickly layer her on the bed and yeah, I sucked her pussy while fingering it till she orgasmed right on my bed, I brought out my Dick and she became scared, I asked her why and she said she hasn't done it before, it sounded like a joke to me last night, but it was real, we had sex for like 28mins, she kept on holding tight on the sheets and panting yet she locked me up in her pussy with her legs before I erupted out on top her belly, kissed her and noticed she was crying, I quietly asked her why she's crying, and u know what she said??










THAT I RAPED HER, THAT SHE DIDN'T WONT TO DO IT BUT I FORCED HER.... how was it my faulthuh She only told me she hasn't done it before, but never mentioned that she doesn't want to do it cause I would let her be if she had said so.... Then I asked her if she didn't enjoy it, and she even cried the more and got up walking like a person who got beaten terribly till she shut my door with a bang, guys what did I do wrong in thishuh She hasn't visited me since morning and I don't know wats up cry kinda scared tho[/quot]


^^^^^^SexxSkilzz!!! ((((who do u think yor desivin?...Nairalanders??))))) angry
Romance › Re: Boring Court Room by MrCork: 6:19pm On Apr 17, 2016
naughtynaughty:
This has to be d most boring place ave eva been in my life. U think church is boring wen yhr pastor is preaching? *yimu* u dunno wt boredom is.
D only thing dt seems to interest me here is d cute/handsme judge's face, wit his beard..stained by few white hair.
Lemme not even tlk abt d ugly courtroom aaarrrgggghhhh.. Eyesore, like goat house


Dis niggas shld finish wateva thing dy r doin nd lemme go home. Who legal clinic epp?

Court is d most boring place eva, judges nd lawyrs? D most boring pple..dunno wt am lukin for here seff sad sad sad
Sitting down here, am just thinkin abt my life cheesy wat to wear 2mao, wt hair 2mke, fud fr lunch nd anyoda unnecesry things grls think of grin grin

*sorry, dunno whr to post dis ooo, grin y'all come romance it grin

Wil update u guys as e dey go
..Sunday...did u goto Church today??.....23 outer 24 hour, u on nairaland still looookin!!!(((SHAME))) undecided
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 6:17pm On Apr 17, 2016
HateU2:
dem don release you again abi undecided

2day is sunday nitorie olorun
...Sunday?...did u goto Church today??.....23 outer 24 hour, u on nairaland!!!(((SHAME))) undecided
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 6:13pm On Apr 17, 2016
HateU2:
u have a clean mind and hate sex cheesy


Are u okaay now bro undecided
^^^^^this dessssparate uganda girl still wanna have sexx with SEUN, the CEO of nairaland.....sweeery he hapillly marrryed....HE DONT WANT U...LIVE HIM ALONE!!!(((SHAME))) embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Shares Beautiful Selfies by MrCork: 5:58pm On Apr 17, 2016
Enouwem:
So lovely
....lovely how??...that lovely ugly ting is no were compare to Kashybaby of nairaland & if thats what u people ther on nigeria call beauty...forget that Nigeria place...kashybaby is the preeetiest female on nairaland!!(REAL TALK) angry
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Shares Beautiful Selfies by MrCork: 5:55pm On Apr 17, 2016
Enouwem:
So lovely
angry
Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 5:49pm On Apr 17, 2016
KashyBaby:
Idioooooooooota!
..dyammmmSexxxxxxxxy.....baby can u sell yor thong?...i only want to donate it to charity for the homeless! cheesy
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 5:46pm On Apr 17, 2016
vizkiz:
but she is pretty now wink
anyways bak to the serrrrious thread..

Onstelly preeety??....that village semi ilitarate girl that cant even wear thong??...bro I rather manage the uglier Enugu girl called Refiner!!!(True Story)
undecided

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