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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 6:23pm On Apr 21, 2016

ellacute45:
Estharfabian don't mind MrCork the silly attention seeker well am rooting for MIMZY

....but do u realice u can contest if u loooose wieight?....fat babes are allowed to vote..4real ..juss loookat skim fine babes like Leriebloom, Estharfabian, prettythicksme for motivations!!!(no ofeinse)

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 6:18pm On Apr 21, 2016

Estharfabian:
Ellacute45...

bae...I think he has a crush on You...
And hey...wussup? Who U ROOTING For?

....ermm sweeery..plis forget that fat woman called ellacute45 & lets talk real talk...I heard u r Hawt like Beyansi... are u lightskin? angry

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 6:15pm On Apr 21, 2016

ellacute45:
that's how your mama dated anything and gave birth to a fagg like you

...STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD ... GO AWAY!!!!

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 6:06pm On Apr 21, 2016

Rastafara:
You no gree let me drink water drop cup, ok i don agree with you, show me the fine babes make i start to dy pursue dem

...bro i recommend ellacute45....she a Nigerian from Germany and she dates anytin!! wink

Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 6:02pm On Apr 21, 2016

ellacute45:
fagg*t

^^^but why in Gods name are u always angry & depreeessssed??... do u need help?..i can tryn help if u want! undecided

Romance › Re: UREGENT: Romance Email Issue.. by MrCork(op): 5:58pm On Apr 21, 2016

booqee:
my sister dont even dare it o .. the guy is a confirmed mad man.. he recently escaped from a mental home and somehow had access to the internet from stolen phone ((((real talk)))

[size=20pt] ...LEAVE ME ALONE....I AM NOT INTERESSSSSSSTED!!!!!!!![/size]

Romance › Re: The Romance Diary For Today....lets Hear It by MrCork(op): 5:56pm On Apr 21, 2016

MRNipples:
I MET PRETTYTHICKSME TODAY, WHEN I SAW HER, I FELL INTO COMMA. thank jah im alife now.

..bro have u seen her lips?...Prettythicksme...dyammm..tell her to show u her pic..4real...she gots the sexxxxxxxxxiest lips on Nairaland!!!(((Truss me)))) wink

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 5:53pm On Apr 21, 2016

Estharfabian:
Oh...I'm exceptionally nice!

Errm...You should ask dgeasy?
...whenever this whole hullabaloo about the female's contest ish gets over?
...I Think the male ish...Would pop up!

And then...if no one nominates You?
You could pay Me in kind and I'd nominate you...
but either ways...You could always fly solo and nominate yourself. and Voila! You're in the contest!

Yes! it's that Easy!

..Esther...i been hearin about u from ellacute45 & she said u looooklike Beyansi ...4real..are u lightskin? angry

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 5:50pm On Apr 21, 2016

Rastafara:
You seem nice, how can i contest for mr nl, i tire for people here simple question dem go dy give you rubbish suggestions especially that mrcork

...Niaraland is strictly for chassssin women...why the hell u wanna contest & who wanna loookat u?.Bro u dont like it here goto Yahoo chat!!!(no ofeinse)) angry

Romance › Re: The Romance Diary For Today....lets Hear It by MrCork(op): 5:48pm On Apr 21, 2016

vizkiz:
I met a fine light-skinned girl today with big yansh and I said hello but she hissed and walked away, please advice

...bro maybe u shold stop ridin on Okada and buy a car!(REAL TALK) undecided

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Romance › Re: The Romance Diary For Today....lets Hear It by MrCork(op): 5:46pm On Apr 21, 2016

..anyways bein the ladies man, I will start..My pitbull terrier *lacy* have been barkin for all most 2 hours right now coz I sized his bone...anyways, problem is my new babe said she hate dog & that i should sell it..Question...if i sell it..how the f***k am i goono pull chicks?..Women & ther wahala!! undecided

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Romance › The Romance Diary For Today....lets Hear It by MrCork(op): 5:42pm On Apr 21, 2016

...Ok guys....we startin somtin new today...this thread will be about u telln us how your day waz, if u met your future, partner, if you collected her number, if she rejected u, if she slap door on yor face, if u in love...or wotver....Please make it about today and pls kep in clean...Kabbbbbbbbbbbbbbish??..cheeers!! wink

Romance › Re: I'm New Here by MrCork: 5:37pm On Apr 21, 2016

Rastafara:
Hahaha na true sha, but that section no dy, show me road to them smokehouse

..hangon...bro .u have bald head & u callin yor sef Rasta??....WTF...YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNNN!!!!(no oofeinse) undecided

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Romance › Re: Something's Missing In This Finger by MrCork: 5:35pm On Apr 21, 2016

KashyBaby:
Hahahaahahhaha....

Ooh yes and that cud be the suffer-ring

Romance › Re: Which Is More Painful? by MrCork: 5:34pm On Apr 21, 2016

Idydarling:
you are the one who is the illiterate and idiot, can't u see the word is in quote? FYI, writers use quotes to create words which doesn't exist literally, u are a disgrace to educated men out there, there are stuuuuupd people my dear, but urs SURPASSES THEM ALL

...anyways sinse u ask...did i mention i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot! wink

Romance › Re: I'm New Here by MrCork: 5:32pm On Apr 21, 2016

Rastafara:
Where this one come from na, i said male contest

...shebi.. u have rasta....shudunt that make it easier for u to dresssup as female so u can contest for miss nairaland?......why are u hav in atitude like bus conductor?Calm down son? chill undecided

Romance › Re: I'm New Here by MrCork: 5:25pm On Apr 21, 2016

Rastafara:
I'm new here, my friend told me about the NL contest and I'll like to participate for the male contest, so i want to register for the contest, how do i go about it.

..bro ...is not too late...u can still dressssssup as female & contest for Missss nairaland!!(no ofeinse) undecided

Fashion › Re: Yvonne Nwosu Slays In Denim On Denim (Photos) by MrCork: 5:21pm On Apr 21, 2016

yusaze807:
The fashion designer looking sexy in denim on denim. Love the look!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEdbbxKO1j1/?taken-by=vonnecouture

...preeeety how?.. bro am not sure if u where glassses but how can she be preeety when she dont have ordnnnary Nyansh? undecided

Fashion › Re: Yvonne Nwosu Slays In Denim On Denim (Photos) by MrCork: 5:20pm On Apr 21, 2016

yusaze807:
The fashion designer looking sexy in denim on denim. Love the look!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEdbbxKO1j1/?taken-by=vonnecouture

Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 5:17pm On Apr 21, 2016

layla129:
Lmao

....darrrlin could u do us a fovour....can u help Idydarling loook beaurrrrrriiful like u?....she dont looooklike wifey material & she behave like one of thoise village housegirls like Hate2u & the fat ellacute45 from Germany

Romance › Re: Which Is More Painful? by MrCork: 5:11pm On Apr 21, 2016

Idydarling:
you are the one who is the illiterate and idiot, can't u see the word is in quote? FYI, writers use quotes to create words which doesn't exist literally, u are a disgrace to educated men out there, there are stuuuuupd people my dear, but urs SURPASSES THEM ALL

^^^Seee this ilitracccy housegirl.....first u say *the worser was the worsted*...and juss becuzz we correct u, u start comin up wit atittuude like chimmmpansi ape....GROW UP!!!(((SHAME))) undecided

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Stunning In Afro(photos) by MrCork: 4:48pm On Apr 21, 2016

Idydarling:
she's always looking good...

^^^^^kaiiiii...seee lightskin booooobsi..I go drink.. tongue

Romance › Re: Which Is More Painful? by MrCork: 4:47pm On Apr 21, 2016

Idydarling:
Fake promise is the "worstest"

..Worstest??....ilitracccy is a desssesase!!!(((SHAME))) embarassed

Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 4:45pm On Apr 21, 2016

2BB4CB3E:
Oh really haters pls share a link rubbish

....Kofi ...you can foooool them ther in ghana but u cannnot fooool nairaland!!!(no ofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: Awww See What These Two Lovers Are Up To. (pic 18+) by MrCork: 4:42pm On Apr 21, 2016

ernesty20:
We are getting married in 2weeks time.

Do you think we will make a good couple?..

Your opinion is needed.

mzlarem
vizkiz
schumastic
pureway
kashybaby
onstelly

....bro..but that girl loooook 12years old...are u a peterfile? (no ofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 4:36pm On Apr 21, 2016

2BB4CB3E:
Since this is what is trending! What the hell! But because I have class yall ain't gonna see my face or hers! She is not my everything but she is up there among the top 5 girlfriends in my life

...STOP LYIN ..JORR....THIS PICTURE GONE VIRAL AND U GORRRRRIT FROM THE INTERNET......U TINK U CAN FOOOL NAIRALAND?...GOAT!!(no ofense) angry

Romance › Re: I Am New Here Some Body Should Welcome Me Now by MrCork: 4:07pm On Apr 21, 2016

Deltablood1:
I am new here some body should welcome me now!

...which hear are u hear?(no oofense) angry

Properties › Re: My Sister Needs Accomodation ASAP In Unilag Hostel by MrCork: 2:02pm On Apr 21, 2016

vanessa566:
Please, my sister needs accomodation in Unilag, she is a fresh medicine and surgery student and we have been looking for hostel for her since but they told us it is full, please we dont have much...somewhere affordable

YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeePaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... See Nyansh!!!! tongue

Music/Radio › Re: A Nairalander's First Single by MrCork: 1:55pm On Apr 21, 2016

KashyBaby:
Don't be sad...come on, don't u like someone is following u secretly? Checking u from time to time?

As I said...my eyes on u more than u can imagine

Romance › Re: Ladies..can You Date A Fine Boy Who Eat Groundnut by MrCork(op): 12:34pm On Apr 21, 2016

hifaif1:
Brother, please, join the seminary. I will sponsor you!!!

There is something about you!!! I can sense the forces contending for your subconscious thoughts!!!

Cemetary?? .. WTF!!!! undecided

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