Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 11:27pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: yes boss!!!!!!!!!!!! ...bro if that Lanicky chick is from the america then am packin my load from LOndon and its all roads to the U.S.A!!! ((((Real talk)))  |
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:23pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: hahahahahaha. That is why you have to support her to be Miss Nairaland and she will be your wife ...bro i think i will sell my Range Rover spot for that babe.....but why cant other nairalanders loooklike her?....why do they have to looklike females like ellacute45, .naughtynaughty, hate2u, Kashybaby , Fabulocity,misshoree, yorubawoman, firstEVA and all this other fat ye ye chicks of nairaland who cant cooook ordnary rice and egg??...WHY?  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 11:13pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
Dygeasy: I welcome you all to the most anticipated online event on Africa's cyberspace!! The Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 Edition.
I am your host DYGEASY and I hope you all are glad to join me on this jollyride. This year's edition happens to be the 7th Edition of this contest and this has been certified BIGGER and BETTER!!!
So have you got what it takes to take the crown of of the most beautiful girl on this prestigious forum this year?
Do you think you have what it takes to take home the HUGE cash prize this year?
Do you know someone who you think has what it takes?
You don't have to post the answers here.
All you need to do is Nominate someone. Could be yourself too.
Nominations end on Thursday 28th April 2016, 18:00 (West African Time)
And please while nominating, endeavour to post the profile links of your nominees.
You can follow the contest on Instagram @NLpageants where you would get live updates as we go!!!
CC: LALASTICLALA, DOMINIQUE YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeePaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....bro i juss discovered Nikkkky Minaj on nairaland (((Lanicky))))......i tink am in love and and am thinkin maybe she should win!! ....kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!...but i havevent voted yet thou.  STFUareyouGod discovered her first thou!! |
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:08pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: Yes sir. She's got everything Mrcork wants in a woman
You can check her out https://www.nairaland.com/lanicky
[size=20pt] ...Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...SEE NYANSH....I TINK AM IN LOVE!!!!![/size] 
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Webmasters › Re: 7 Reasons Why You Must Include Images In Blog Posts By Mediapace by MrCork: 10:26pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
Mediapace: Don't also forget that lola needs more cash   |
Education › Re: Please Help! I Havent Seen My Jamb Result Yet by MrCork: 10:22pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
operekete001: Keep praying ..kaiiii....see sexxxxy kisssable lips!!  |
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:21pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: Bros will you support Lanicky for Miss Nairaland please? ..never heard of Lanicky ...4real....well is she lightskin & has she gots body wit booooooooooooooobsi plus Nyansh plus hips plus heavy thigh plus lips with real hair plus long nails??....who is she & whats her story?  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 10:17pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
onstelly: Am not contesting my frnd is pls join our team I have been begging you these for days Thought we are suppose to be friends ...can u put yor piccture baccckup so I can inspet the booobsi again & nicely ask MOD to add yor name to Miss Nairaland list....Some guys are ready to vote for u..hurrrrry!!!  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 10:14pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
Holyfield1: This Lanicky is daft sha, You think nairalanders will vote for an asss showing biitch...Black is Beautiful as they say, but your yansh ain't beautiful.Pls put down that slutty pic ...seee yor moskito head like Somali made Umbrealla....was wrong wit babe showin her nyansh??....u prefffer men?....Guys like u neeed to leave nairaland and move yorr rasssssss to yahoo CHAT!!!!!(no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 10:07pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
onstelly: Why evils MrCork ...dint u say u waz gonno curse me wit juju 2weeks ago?...remember? ....I never called u evil. ..anywaysI still belif u a sexxxxy hawt Chocolate cheeeeery & u should compete for Miss Nairaland....you WILL enter top 5!!(REAL TALK)  |
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:01pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: Great
Okeye Mon hogbe Lanicky fa 
To try ati fohi alakori orere korky ti mwo ghinrawi mo jeri pe yeye kira dun ...bro are u related to Davindo or Davide (not sure of his name)...that Nigerian Rapper?...u kinda gots swag...unlike Falconey who loooks like a Uganda version of WizzKid(no swag)  |
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:52pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
layla129: I bet her mentions will be flooded by now. But kashybaby wasn't complaining was she? Why do categorize us us Ghanaians? because we are dark skinned? Nope...u dont loook Ghana...
[size=20pt] ..... you loooooooooooooooooook American!!![/size] 
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Romance › Re: Operation Like My Profile Photo Part 10 by MrCork: 9:46pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
mamagee3: [color=deeppink]Hit "Like" if you like my profile photo?[/color] ...yor sugary lips is drivin every guy on nairaland Krazzzzzzzzzzy...i havent sleeept for 2 week...jusss want Quissssssssssssssssssssit!!  |
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:43pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
layla129: Do a favour and leave ella please...let her be your friend. You're not innocent cork that's why she curses you ..the chick started cusssin me out simply becuzz she waz atracted to kashybaby & I stopped becuzz kashybaby was not atracted to females & was only atracted to rich guys like me..real talk. ellacute45 is a stubbbborn Ghana girl..truss me!  |
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay Chic In Thigh-High Slit Print Dress (Photos) by MrCork: 9:40pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay Chic In Thigh-High Slit Print Dress (Photos) by MrCork: 9:39pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 9:37pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
Fabulocity: Yay I nominate MrCork He's a sweet little girl Hi corky 
www.nairaland.com/MrCork ...u berrra dont let me ask Onstelly to swaaaar for u....she a Yoruba witch doctor!!!  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 9:36pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:30pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
layla129: Does that mean you are playing me? because you're a playa  ...sweery am a lover not a fighter....I could never play u but plis be careful of ellacute45...she dates model loookin fine females like u & she likes t cuss inossent people for no reason  |
Romance › Re: I Think I Got The Most Beautiful Girl Friend In The World (photos) by MrCork: 9:25pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
Mediapace: You and op,no difference ...u cant even compare yor village semi-ilitarATE sef to my woman: Kashybaby......she so beauriiiful she will make u loooklike house-made anyday!!(trussss me)  |
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:22pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
layla129: Why is your magnet attracting only light skinned girls? . You're not doing your job well ...are u lightskin??.... NOPE.... ther u go....... AM DOIN A GREAT JOB....yipppppppppppppppppppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
Romance › Re: I Think I Got The Most Beautiful Girl Friend In The World (photos) by MrCork: 9:19pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
Mediapace: Oh God,dash this guy sense,his condition is going critical  ...see yor tomato head like jacket potato....are u beaurrriful?....are u even lightskin sef?.. Goat!!  |
Romance › Re: I Think I Got The Most Beautiful Girl Friend In The World (photos) by MrCork: 9:16pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
Airforce1: I love her like Crazy and.
I remember her telling me that I'm the reason why she's shinning and that my love for her is all she wants in this world. 
She's one in a million.
I remember all the shakara she did when I first toasted/woo her and how she almost messed me up before my friends.. But I persisted non stop till she gave me green light. it was crazy I must confess.
So today we cool. We not just lovers, we friends, sibblings and lovers.
She's a nairalander and reading..
Blessings baby. Love you till death. the most beauuriful girl in which World??..... earth? 
....tell her to change color & she be beaurrriful proper proper! (TRUE STOrY)  |
Romance › Re: I Think I Got The Most Beautiful Girl Friend In The World (photos) by MrCork: 9:14pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
Airforce1: I love her like Crazy and.
I remember her telling me that I'm the reason why she's shinning and that my love for her is all she wants in this world. 
She's one in a million.
I remember all the shakara she did when I first toasted/woo her and how she almost messed me up before my friends.. But I persisted non stop till she gave me green light. it was crazy I must confess.
So today we cool. We not just lovers, we friends, sibblings and lovers.
She's a nairalander and reading..
Blessings baby. Love you till death.  |
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:08pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
....anyways baccck to the serrrious thread....isssssit illegal to be a babe magnet?.....why is everyone hatin??.....the funny thing is that am a plaYA ...and am actually doin my job.. IS THAT A CRIME??  |
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:06pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
loomer: Try dey take ur medication regularly biko ..bro am a babe magnet...are u a babe?.. GOAT!!!(no oofeinse)  |
TV/Movies › Re: Top 7 Interesting Korean Historical Dramas by MrCork: 8:57pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
juhan: Korean historical dramas r veri interesting nd educative. Lemme give u guyz d most interesting ones ive seen. 1.) QUEEN SEONDEOK OF SHILLA- This is a story abt princess deokman who was born as princess cheonmyeong's twin and a member of d shilla royal family buh got abandond bcuz of a prophecy. Deokman eventually returns to shilla,triumphs over mishil nd becomes d first female ruler of shilla. 2.)JUMONG- most of us have watchd dis one. 3.)EMPRESS CHEONCHU- also known as 'iron empress'. Empress cheonchu,d third ruler of Goryeo,grand daughter of wang yun loses everytin in her fight to reclaim d land of goryeo. 4.)EMPRESS KI- d iron lady who dominated d yuan dynasty for 37years despites being from Goryeo. 5.)DONG YI- she is an orphaned slave maid buh bcuz of ha warm personality nd sincerity, d king falls in love with ha and she becomes a royal concubine then bears a son who under her tutelage becomes d 21st king of josean,yeongjo, the father of crown prince sado nd grandfather of yi san. 6.)YI SAN- a natural leader who end d vicious partisan politics nd revived d economy wit his extensive knowledge of d market. This drama shows d achievements of d silkak scholars nd outstanding officials who rebuilt d kingdom's power. 7.)FOUR GODS- Anoda interesting drama abt a chosen king endowned with wisdom. ^^^^^kaiiiii seee boooooooooooooooobsi!!!  |
Romance › Re: Strictly For My Darling Kashybaby. by MrCork: 8:52pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
HARDBOI: babyboo come over..
everybody close ur eyes ...an why the f***********k u messsin with that desssparate kashybaby flirt?...bro dont u want to be ressspected?  |
Romance › Re: Strictly For My Darling Kashybaby. by MrCork: 8:49pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
KashyBaby: Who messed around? Me? When I was locked up u been flirting to random chicks...my eyes on u but I never say anything..I.let u do ur thing...
Now, u come back and as if nothing happened?  ....WHA THE F*****K IS WRONG WIT U & WOT THE F***K ARE U DOIN WITH THAT YOUNG MAN HARDBOI ??......MUSS U ALL WAYS FLIRT WIT EVERY TOM, DiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiCK & LARRRRY OUTTTER BOREDOM?  |
Nairaland General › Re: 15 Most Mentioned Names/words On Nairaland by MrCork: 8:45pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
DrMaths: This list is based on personal observations, so its down for Applauses,corrections and Critism
From the least to the greatest! Leggo, 15. NgeneUkwenu, Tonyebarcanista, Berems, Omenka, Passingshot This guys can be very active ehn, atimes i wonder what can kind of phone/data plan they are using. Abeg dem no d carry light for una area
14.Chukwudi44[b] I dont know what correlation this guy have with Saraki's case, but the number of mentions he get from a single Saraki/CCT's thread is overwhelming.
13. [b]HARDSHIP[b] No doubt, there is hardship in the land so they word is meant to be regularly used.
12. [b]DOLLAR This currency have suffered in the mouths of Nigerians, even a mango seller will blame dollar for the increase in price of mango. Likewise, on Nairaland everybody have something good or bad to say about dollar.
11. GEJ Some people said, he is the reason behind the problems of Nigeria while others consider him a hero. Which ever way, nairalander's mention this name alot.
10. BUDGET I think this year's budget is one of the budgets that has raise massive controversies among Nigerians. And trust Nairalander's, they can relate anything with anything.
9. FAYOSE Some say he is a talkertive, while others consider him the present day Awolowo. They way people rush to view any Fayose's thread on nairaland is amazing. Hence, give him countless number of titles
8. APC/PDP Cat and Rat for ever. Hardly for an hour to pass by without someone mentioning one of this party.
7. SARAKI For the past One month, this guys Trail at the CCT has being making frontpages on some Nigeria Dailies and even Nairaland. You need to see the way nairalanders jump into Any Saraki's thread as if they are sharing frèe rice and chicken there.
6. FARMERS/HERDSMEN Nairalanders can debate this issue all night. Some can even send you links upon links to boost their point.
5. BUHARI Maybe because he is the president. But everybody just have something to say about this man.
4. MYND44 Mr Ban. People who wants to keep nairaland Clean always mention this Monika. I dont even know if there is a reward for reporting someone.
3. Zombies/Wailers Like it or not. Every active nairalander can relate with this two words.
2. SEUN Obviously, because he is the CEO of Nairaland. People mention him for suggestion, Complains, critism etc. I wonder if he reply all those mentions.
1. Lalasticlala The general Manager! Atime i wonder if this guy sleeps or even have time to take his bath. Always Online and responding to different mentions from different Sections of Nairaland. I hail Oh
Add Yours Source: DrMaths  |
Politics › Re: Who Is Fooling Who??? by MrCork: 8:38pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
ellacute45: you don't pay your taxes as a citizen and still complain of politicians stealing public assets ok lets talk private so no one can disturb us...& plis control your anger & no cussin
1. Why are u angry & fustrated & why u hate men so much?
2. How can I help u act more like a lady insted of like femmminst?
3. how can i help u become straight & can i pray for u?
4. why dont u belif in God?
5. If I ask u nicely with my deep sexxxxxxy voice...would u gimme punnnny?
6.. why do u hate wearin thongs becuz lessssbians like to prooof a point to loooklike men & not wear thong?
7.. Can we be friends?
8.. if u get yor shance to finally meet me when i come over to Germany next month....wil u kiss me?
9...when will u show maturrrriity & stop cussin inosent people?
10. can i help u find a man on nairaland ...wot type & how many?
MATURE RELIES PLEASE...nairaland is not a market place so please be civiliced...cheers!  |
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:02pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
ellacute45: BIITCH am slim  Layla129, daeerlin pls be careful & stay away from ellacute45...she a mad femmminist woman who hates men & slim females!  |