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Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 7:27pm On Apr 19, 2016
KashyBaby:
Who still wears thongs these days? Ur memory is totally getting obsolete,even ur still a lad...

Ladies nowadays are using C strings or G strings...go and Google it so ul find out...
..kaiiiiiiiiiiiii...WOW...u makin me *hard* again...is the what u wear? Z string? cheesy
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:26pm On Apr 19, 2016
layla129:
The pitbull terrier is a fierce looking dog...i don't know why it should attract ladies. Maybe something else attracted themhuh
Laylay129 u very cute & preeety....but why are fat women like ellacute45 usualy intimidated by slim females like u?...do u no she a lesssbians and she also hate men?...she allways cussin and then i waz think its becuz she is not slim....she kinda fat. its a shame thou undecided
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 7:12pm On Apr 19, 2016
KashyBaby:
Thank u...why not make a thread for that? Let ur followers say something ?

U made a thread for me before...why not make some more?
..u my woman...why wud i make any one bash u?...i doube dare anyone to bash u....anyways, wots the color of the thong u nomally wear & wot size? smiley
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 6:52pm On Apr 19, 2016
KashyBaby:
Ayaaaayaaay! Its not a love notes, it's not what u think .. undecided
zicoraads...bro truss me...its love..real love..She no i love her like apple juice & mango! wink
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 6:49pm On Apr 19, 2016
zicoraads:
Awwwwww...see Kashybaby and MrCork exchanging love notes, so sexy tongue grin shocked
,,nah bro..kashybaby used to be a racist when she joined nairaland..she referd to nigerians or african people as *blakie* simply becuzz she from singapore....burt she stopped fafta i exposed her and i can assure u she now a good wifey material....i dont want my woman callin people racist names like *blakie* coz if she says it at the wrong place..they will slap her face with backhand slap....i lie? Bro be honest....if she calls u *blackie*..wouldnt u slap her face with backhad slap?...be honest? undecided
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 6:46pm On Apr 19, 2016
KashyBaby:
Never mind...I have no time for this BS ...

Juz stay in ur lane & stop dragging my name to all ur e-rants with other monikers like u r in a wet market tryna sell ur fish...


I wanna live in peaceful place...
...how am i gooono survive witout u?...PLS GROW UP....u my woman & I did not diss u...I only corrrect yor racist views when u were a racist ffor a short period before i helped u stopped....do u no wot could have happened to u if u come to london and call a black guy **Blackie**...... Trusss me, if u do that here in london, u will not loook the same when go back home. We nomally put people in coma for those kinda of racist views..anyways am glad u changed coz i dont want my woman callin black people blackie....anyways, do u wear thong & wot colour?....show me! smiley
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 6:33pm On Apr 19, 2016
KashyBaby:
Why are u here ? After u dragged me on the other thread & calling me with derogatory names, u even used different moniker to bashed me angry angry angry



U even threat me to exposed me...why u didn't do it? Its bcoz ur nothing but a lousy troll...
...differnt moniker?....who?? me?..NEVER.....I have only one account on nairaland...why woud i bash my own woman when u clearly the preeetiest female on nairaland... I been in a meetin all day and juss loggin on juss to see your sexxxxxxy body. I could never bash u! wink
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 6:12pm On Apr 19, 2016
godfrey01:
Bokoharam is now a thing of the past....
...bro are u toastin my woman? (((kashybaby)) angry
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 6:11pm On Apr 19, 2016
godfrey01:
Bokoharam is now a thing of the past....
angry
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 6:11pm On Apr 19, 2016
KashyBaby:
Aight... coz nxtime I shud give her 50reasons why Ng is the best place to visit despite of boko haram.. grin
^^^^^kaiiiiiii...i swaaar this chick makes me *hard*......dyaaaam sexxxxxxy!!! tongue
Romance › Re: UREGENT: Romance Email Issue.. by MrCork(op): 6:07pm On Apr 19, 2016
Ishilove:
Your game is weak, playa wink cheesy
...and he i aint gots game, why am i so confident I will hit it.....and plis dont say **NEVER EVER** cuzzz that waz wot my ex said..

[size=20pt] ..... ama plaYA!!!!![/size] wink
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 2:49pm On Apr 19, 2016
VoteDemiladgold:
just grant her ur support.. please... you're one of the few guys in here I respect and value your funny contributions..
...sweery am a lover not a fighter....gimmmme punnny in return for 200 votes.... I will ralkt 200 nairalanders juss 4u....deal? cheesy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 12:56pm On Apr 19, 2016
VoteDemiladgold:
no I didn't mention the word... I just like your personality dats all.. all I need is your support
...OK cool...is she lightskin? cheesy
Romance › Re: A Cult Leader Threaten To Break My Head Today Because I Refuse To Give Him..... by MrCork: 12:53pm On Apr 19, 2016
Zceesneh:
are u this dumb? Read the thread fully, c¤ckhead
....so cult leader of all pwople break your head cozz u don't giv him blooooowjob?..soery we can't help... ((((SHAME))))...no ofeeinse!
Romance › Re: UREGENT: Romance Email Issue.. by MrCork(op): 12:48pm On Apr 19, 2016
onstelly:
Will help you out but you have to do something for me
...have sexxxxxx wit u? cheesy
Romance › Re: UREGENT: Romance Email Issue.. by MrCork(op): 12:44pm On Apr 19, 2016
...how the heck am I sopose to reply to chicks if no one is helpinf on how to assses nairaland emails?...Wher rissss MOD?r
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 12:40pm On Apr 19, 2016
VoteDemiladgold:
just grant her ur support.. please... you're one of the few guys in here I respect and value your funny contributions..
...u want me to vote for u but then u call me comedian.... Am a comedian.. Correct? angry
Romance › Re: UREGENT: Romance Email Issue.. by MrCork(op): 12:19pm On Apr 19, 2016
Ishilove:
Your game is weak, playa wink cheesy
...I have phuck 17females from nairaland....15 in Nigeria..2 here in london...truss me...i strong like bull wink
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 12:11pm On Apr 19, 2016
VoteDemiladgold:
mrcork, pls will you do me the honor of granting your support in voting for demiladegold?
.....sure .y not...is she lightskin? cheesy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 10:50am On Apr 19, 2016
KashyBaby:
Do whatever makes u happy ...I'm so over u boo wink
...WE DONT WANT RACIST CRACKHEADS LIKE U ON NAIRALAND....
GO AWAY!!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by MrCork: 8:38am On Apr 19, 2016
KashyBaby:
U really never failed to mention me a hundred times everyday...

Dragging my name wherever u go as if it was a cursed but u may forgot that ur juz making me even well-known to all ur peers down here...so If we're u,stop mocking me coz it only shows how u r getting obsessed with me...

Oohh, before I forget I never wish to join this competition. So stop assuming that sh1t...


And lastly, if u want to put the fight back...go and face urself in d mirror and see how worthless u r! U twit... cool
YOU A SINGAPORE RACIST & I WILL EXPOSE U.....U CALL NIGERIANS & BLACK PEOPLE **fukkin blakies**.....dont deny it!
Romance › Re: A Cult Leader Threaten To Break My Head Today Because I Refuse To Give Him..... by MrCork: 11:16pm On Apr 18, 2016
Zceesneh:
A cult leader that i know very well, lemme use the word my friend saw me last 2 weeks and stopped me said i should show him love by giving him 100 naira, i said am not with money, he knew i was lying buh it wasn't his business, he said again bros show me love na, i said is it by force? angry and i walked out, so today he saw me for the first time since last two weeks, he said so i told u to find me small money, i walk out, he said whatif i break your head with the plank over there, i said why should he do so? He said don't ask me useless question i knew he was angry so i told him to cool down, he said what if i use this bottle on your head, i shutup, his friend told him to cool down, his friend asked him what happen, as he was explaining i felt why should i wait for him? Am i owing him? I went my way, should i take his threats serious? Right i think he was just trying to put fear into me, Nairalanders what do u think?
WTF??...Cult leader break yor head becuzz u refuse to giv him bloooowJob?...WHA THE HECK IS GOIN ON IN THAT NIGERIA PLACE?...serrrriously!! undecided
Romance › UREGENT: Romance Email Issue.. by MrCork(op): 10:10pm On Apr 18, 2016


ROMANCE SECTION EMAIL ISSUE...
How do I read emails from nairaland chicks? I have about 500 mails from different chicks & I have not clue how to open/read them. I get the message below..As I playa, I have to reply chicks..

Plis advise! smiley

CC M.O.D


Hello mrcork,

SexxiBeverly would like to send you an email message, but since you're not connected, you'll need to contact refiner by replying this email.

Regards,
Nairaland Team,
For: https://www.nairaland.com/SexxiBeverly





Romance › Re: Nairaland Problem With Website Offline= Seun Do Something Abt It by MrCork: 9:53pm On Apr 18, 2016
finalboss:
from and its Peckham not pekam ok ??
...and how the f*** u no that when u never been outter that nigeria?.... undecided
Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 9:45pm On Apr 18, 2016
ellacute45:
just stop
..so describe yor sef...r u lightskin & do u loook feminine likw proper female? smiley
Romance › Re: Nairaland Problem With Website Offline= Seun Do Something Abt It by MrCork: 9:35pm On Apr 18, 2016
finalboss:
before i cn post comment now ...almost like 7 times this mrcork spitting shit .
...yor website go of line coz u dont hav credit on yor phone.....if u want moiney ..ask nicely...i will post u £2cash....and bye the way, am a londoner fron Pekam, London!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Problem With Website Offline= Seun Do Something Abt It by MrCork: 9:02pm On Apr 18, 2016
finalboss:
if you dnt hv anything to contribute kid".
no by force to go dubai..not compulsory for you to comment ahnn..
huh?
..if yor dumb fake thread is not a lie then how comes u still on page 0 & no bory is respondin to the dumb thread....STOP CREATIN FAKE LIE DUMB THREAD!! undecided
Romance › Re: Nairaland Problem With Website Offline= Seun Do Something Abt It by MrCork: 8:53pm On Apr 18, 2016
finalboss:
lols cnt blame you mf.. seun caused all this ...
...but wot kinda inetrnet connection do u people hav ther in ghana that u cannnot conect to nairaland?....did they ban u?(no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..can You Date A Fine Boy Who Eat Groundnut by MrCork(op): 8:07pm On Apr 18, 2016
ellacute45:
now you know now tell others
..anyways QueenValerie does...you wear thongs? undecided
Romance › Re: Nairaland Problem With Website Offline= Seun Do Something Abt It by MrCork: 8:03pm On Apr 18, 2016
Mediapace:
Bro it seems you're high :
http://nairaland.com/seun/posts
Thats a fake thread, ,u 419 fraudster,,,,if there somtin wrong wit nairaland ..how comes outter 4 million registered nairalanders...u the only girl complanin? ..Goat! undecided
Romance › Re: My Nairaland Crush by MrCork: 8:01pm On Apr 18, 2016
naughtynaughty:
Iykekelvins smiley smiley
www.nairaland.com/iykekelvins y'all check him out nah.

Am crushing on dis guy no b lie, hateu2 and wildflame come woo him fr me nah sad

Kelvins pls crush me bck wit ur luv nah
smiley sad so fresh, so genge.. Am alrdy day dreamin here ooo..choiii
And no! Don't come here to tell me his underage.. I knw alrdy grin grin and I like him like dat grin



P.s: pls keep ur badmouth 2urslf dear viewer, I didn't force ur eye here 2comman c
^^^^^^^So Dessssparate (((((((SHAME))))) undecided
Romance › Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by MrCork: 7:59pm On Apr 18, 2016
naughtynaughty:
iyke u knw ure nt crios nah cheesy
angry

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