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FlawlessRebirth2:
.LOLZ......JEEZ

I CANT STOP LAFFING....


YOU AND TOSYNTOOMUCH ABI WATIN B THAT HIM NAME....YOU BOTH ARE SUFFERING FROM WHAT WE CALL "GENERATIONAL CURSE".......SINCE YOU DONT HAVE SENSE LEMME EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THAT PIC SAYS THE MARY KAY AND FOUNDATION WAS TOO MUCH....

M STILL TRYING TO GET HOW MY DAD AND MY MUM ARE SO FVCKING FAIR AND WOULD GIVE BIRTH TO DARKNESS....


AND EVEN IF I BLEACH ....I WONDER HOW ITS UR BIZNESS...CUZ D LAST TYM I CHECKED YOU AINT PAYING FOR MY CREAM

QueenValerie:
[color=#FF1493]Do you [/color]

Zceesneh:
Cause trouble, cause trouble
Ki gbogbo yin gboju
Cause trouble, cause trouble
Ma fo anybody loju
Cause trouble, cause trouble
Ki gbogbo yin gboju
Cause trouble, cause trouble
Ma fo anybody loju
Cause trouble

Zceesneh:
Se television nie ni ko ye mi gan
Ye se frapapa kilo gbena papa
Kini nkan na kini toti lapa
Emi luko gan ibile buruku ni mio
H-factor abale sha or kin tabon
Mio form posh mio so oyinbo ju
Gboju nbe ko’lor gba ile s’agboju
Huhuh mio fe mo sha
Emi lion, eyan baddo osha
Shout out to my ngga Tunji Adeleke
Anywhere taba tidale gbogbo wanma ferege
Emi o worry o, un bothered
So girlfriend mi you’re covered
Coming through, issue
Pounds sterling lawa fin se tissue
Married to the game olojun mio kin sun
Fvck my exes cos i don’t miss you

Zceesneh:
asshole

chiefmidwife:
Pls help a nairalander
I saw a girl I love in a flat I newly relocated
We are seeing everyday but I don't know how to tell her I love her and ask her for friendship
I called her around 11pm last night and told her that we will see today
I later text her that I love her bt don't know hw to tell her
Pls what and hw should I approach her today? Ur advice

Eddygourdo:
you must be at a yabaleft replica in london. Go take ur pills and lie down young man. No oofeinse

slyIsaac:
she hasn't o.... But Kashybaby.. Is tis realy true... I don dey hear whispers of it b4??

Eddygourdo:
I for one cannot be involved romantically with a lady who isn't my tribe, talkless of another nationality. But that being said if you compare our ladies in mental and behavioural charateristics to women from other non conservative climes. You would admit a typical nigerian lady is daft and mentally inept.

the beliefs , the abilty to reason or hold conversations, the overall mentality of most of our ladies are down right crappy . There is serious need for improvement. A test of this theory is to add up a foreign lady and a nigerian and chat. You would realise that most aren't able to have a conversation on even simple issues of gossip talkless of intelligent discourse.

This doesn't apply to all nigerian ladies as I have spoken to many whom I couldn't match their intellect and our friendship was a blast. But must be said that a vast majority are mentally repressed.

In my own opinion , nigerian ladies are the most beautiful in the world especially my tribe. But asides the looks and their percieved street smartness when it comes to defrauding men emotionally and financially. They aren't up to scratch.

The way they were brought up could be a factor , where most nigerian ladies are quick to assume u wanna date her or ask her out once u start a conversation, thus in trying to be defensive she represses her reasoning in order not to appear intrested in you.

I think the above might be true because these same girls can discuss for affrica in their hostels or in familiar suroundings. Anyway arguements and intelligent discourse which shouldn't necessarily be based on emotional issues do help mental development.

I like the intellect of foreign girls, I love their reasoning. I love our nigerian ladies for their looks and street smart . But if the could get alittle bit more smarter and mentally capable. Foriegn girls could and would have nothing on you.

Please to hold an open mind to sexual orientation or feminism which many do isn't the intellect we talking about cos those ones are deluded on foreign propaganda and identity crisis

Eddygourdo:
I for one cannot be involved romantically with a lady who isn't my tribe, talkless of another nationality. But that being said if you compare our ladies in mental and behavioural charateristics to women from other non conservative climes. You would admit a typical nigerian lady is daft and mentally inept.

the beliefs , the abilty to reason or hold conversations, the overall mentality of most of our ladies are down right crappy . There is serious need for improvement. A test of this theory is to add up a foreign lady and a nigerian and chat. You would realise that most aren't able to have a conversation on even simple issues of gossip talkless of intelligent discourse.

This doesn't apply to all nigerian ladies as I have spoken to many whom I couldn't match their intellect and our friendship was a blast. But must be said that a vast majority are mentally repressed.

In my own opinion , nigerian ladies are the most beautiful in the world especially my tribe. But asides the looks and their percieved street smartness when it comes to defrauding men emotionally and financially. They aren't up to scratch.

The way they were brought up could be a factor , where most nigerian ladies are quick to assume u wanna date her or ask her out once u start a conversation, thus in trying to be defensive she represses her reasoning in order not to appear intrested in you.

I think the above might be true because these same girls can discuss for affrica in their hostels or in familiar suroundings. Anyway arguements and intelligent discourse which shouldn't necessarily be based on emotional issues do help mental development.

I like the intellect of foreign girls, I love their reasoning. I love our nigerian ladies for their looks and street smart . But if the could get alittle bit more smarter and mentally capable. Foriegn girls could and would have nothing on you.

Please to hold an open mind to sexual orientation or feminism which many do isn't the intellect we talking about cos those ones are deluded on foreign propaganda and identity crisis

slyIsaac:
Chaii.. I don forget say Mrcork dey around...

You n tis your philly wife

KashyBaby:
Lol... lemme read it...

....you racist early mornin CRACKHEAD.....plis dont forget to tell nairaland u have called people on nairaland ***fukkking Blackies** & that u said Nigerian women are below u!

KashyBaby:
Lol...I saw my moniker but u spell it wrong...

....you racist early mornin CRACKHEAD.....plis dont forget to tell nairaland u have called people on nairaland ***fukkking Blackies** & that u said Nigerians women below u!!

ellacute45:
You ehhh

HARDBOI:
so... can u show me the comment or thread where she referred us as blackie ?

HARDBOI:
they said u are a troll..so i let u get into my nerves...anymore bro

Audray:
craze...

AccidentalGenius:
Wow... That's interesting.

So I imagine these ladies have a reason for being a Lesbian? Which I'm very much interested in

AccidentalGenius:
Lesbian? Lol. Why? Can you answer that?

Audray:
So not doing this with you crazy guy.Bye.

Audray:
christ .... you again

lanicky:
Lets be honest with ourselves, the typical Nigerian mum is a unique and beautiful creature created specially by God.



The typical Nigerian mum is full of life, social, fashionable and is passionate about her family.

1. A typical Nigerian mum will always answer question for question..lol

Child: mum, where should I drop this cup?
Nigerian mum: Drop it on my head.

2. When the child says "mum, I want to go and play with my friend"

Niger mum's reply will be *in a commanding tone with arms akimbo*
"You must not go o, because have never seen that friend of yours in this house before".

3. A typical Nigeria mum is referred to as ‘Mama Somebody’

A Nigerian mum is referred to as Mama Nkechi or Mama Tolu. As soon as that child comes out of you, your identity changes. You become ‘Mama Somebody’. Lol

4. She's an expert in the art of backing a child

You cannot call yourself a typical Nigerian mum if you have never backed your child. Haba.

I remember when I was young, I used to back my younger ones..me wey never even born pikin.


The first trick any Nigerian mother or mother-in-law will teach her female child is the art of backing. This art is as old as time itself.

5. A Nigerian mum will not allow you to change the boring television channel even when she's not watching. If you dare insist to change the channel, she will be like "Tolu, oya go and read your books. At your age we were not allowed to watch Tele"


6. Her backside is noticeable from afar

While this may not apply to all Nigerian mums, but let’s be honest, most of the mums we see on the streets or in our homes have a nice round ‘backyard’.

Childbirth and marriage gradually changes their figures as the years roll by. The good thing however is that their backsides are needed to ‘elegantly’ carry their wrappers or traditional attires that they so love to wear.

7. She's a ‘gele’ or scarf tying expert

No matter what part of the country you are from. The typical Nigerian mum knows how to tie a head scarf or ‘gele’. The skills some Nigerian mums have in this regard, is simply extra-ordinary.

8. A typical Nigerian mum will tell her child's teacher to beat her child in school if he/she does not do the right thing, but if the teacher dare beat her child, Niger mum go wear trouser go fight the teacher for school. Lol
My granny once did this.

9. Her wrapper is one of her most important possessions

No matter how ‘posh’ or ‘classy’, she may claim to be, the typical Nigerian mum at least has a wrapper of some sort in her wardrobe. Wrappers are an essential item for backing children, dressing light to avoid the heat on days when there is no light or to protect us from dreaded mosquito bites.

10. Her eye is the most powerful tool of correction

Eye signal is perhaps the most powerful tool for the Nigerian mum. Woe betide any child that fails to read what their mother’s eyes are saying.

11. When you offend your mum and people plead on your behalf.
Niger mum will be like "ahhh! I promise not to beat her again", but when you get into the room, mum will lock the door and say "I'll beat the hell out of you today"

I do experience this when I was younger, cos I was a very stubborn girl.

11. ‘I will beat you’ is always at the tip of her tongue

Any Nigerian mother who hasn’t threatened to beat her child is lying. When a child misbehaves the first words at the tip of the Nigerian mother’s tongue is ‘I will beat you.’ Even a 10 month old baby is not spared.

12. No matter how educated she is, she still believes in traditional medicine and self medication.

13. "There's no food for you in this house today"
Lol.
Most Nigerian mum threaten their child with this phrase whenever she's angry.


Lalasticlala oya talk your own.

Audray:
yeah.Orange orange orange

Audray:
Oh...it's sooo on.

layla129:
This section sometimes look silly, unserious, coupled with so much beef and hate but in the midst of all these, I can't deny i have learnt so many things within the period I've been here. I've learnt more about relationship, marriage, even from experiences people paste here.
Plus, i've started paying attention to a particular part of me i didn't think was important.
Romanceland is not 100% useless afterall


Ladies and gentlemen has this section been a blessing or a curse to you?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#D8BFD8]°•°You cuss too much..
..bye [/color]