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Romance › Re: Whom Do Women Listen To? by MrCork: 11:18am On Apr 16, 2016

kestino:
Please to everyone, is it true that The only person to whom women listens carefully
is a photographer?

Romance › Re: What's The Biggest Sacrifice You Have Made,or Can Make For Love? by MrCork: 11:16am On Apr 16, 2016

KashyBaby:
I travelled to Tripoli, Lebanon way back 2010 to see my ex and that time Hezbollah was all out war against Israel...

That was scary coz bombs and bullets are juz raining...

...Wha tha Foook??.. travelled to afgan?...waz his name Osama? undecided

Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 11:13am On Apr 16, 2016

KashyBaby:
U never listened to me...

..elacute45 clearly said she wants to make love to u (read her previous post or ask her) ....u expet me to be happy another woman waanna take my woman??......that's an insult to my *playa* reputation in London..I would have been happy if she waz as preeeety U & curvy like u so I can watch,but she aint...shes fat!!

CC KingCHeezyPuff... its all yor fault! angry

Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 4:58am On Apr 16, 2016

....anyways bakkto the serrrrioous question....are femmminst allow to show interest in men becuzz they hate men & they prefffa women by organizzin rally against men?

Cc elacute45....so do u fill comfortable chasin women like u wanted to chase kashybaby?(read your last post)

Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 4:48am On Apr 16, 2016

horeofe:
mr man,stay off my mentions.

....are you beyansi??.... Goat!!!(no oofencse) angry

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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 4:17am On Apr 16, 2016

vizkiz:
is onstelly not that lady you said can date anything? Including mechanics?

...yea bro....Onstelly dates anytin & she will date u.....at list, its berrrrra than notin (no oofennse) wink

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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 4:14am On Apr 16, 2016*

Ishilove:
This guy, you must have been dropped on yer head several times when you were a baby. Smh

^^^^^^kaiiiiiii...see ishilove boooobsii...O LORD HAV MERCY....
.mwaaaah mwaaah mwaaaah... can I drink you?? cheesy

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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:31pm On Apr 15, 2016

vizkiz:
My lord! Please teach me thy ways

...OK SIR...NOW U TALKIN MY LANGUAGE....here we go.....anyways bro start wit the easy ones like HateU2, ellacute45, Refiner, Onstelly, LadyJul,flightz, olowookerekemi, naughtynaughty, Fabulocity,YorubaWoman,Rejoiceavl, firstEVA,horeofe or FlawlessRebirth2.....tell them evertime u fly down to london, u hang out wit Mr Cork we we visit several stripp clubs and spend about £3000 a night.....They like it went u talk about moiney!!! (((plaYa))) wink

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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:34pm On Apr 15, 2016

torqque7:
Do you actually believe the stories this clown says?lol he just making up stories to draw attention don't take him seriously, the guy is damn hilarious tho,sometimes I wonder if he is just pretending to be st.upid or he actually is this stupid,because even a 12year old won't do and say some of the things he does..Anyway how're you today?enjoy the weekend.

...calm down babes...no need for violent..calm down...chill!! undecided

Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 10:30pm On Apr 15, 2016*

ellacute45:
you are madddddd biitch

^^^^^the femmmminist lessssbianik is sufffin from anger managgement(((SHAME))) undecided

Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:13pm On Apr 15, 2016

layla129:
What i do?

..you a fine babe....truss me.....u looooklike Chinese fry rice wit Singapore prawn curry!! ((mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah))) tongue

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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:08pm On Apr 15, 2016

vizkiz:
forget it cork, she is not into you. Ladies magnet my balls

...correction....I have phuckd 17 females already from Nairaland everytime I go to nigeria for holiday and am already hookin up with two more next month in Lagos.....how many have u phuck, kiss or even sef, meet? 0.....My nigggga, am the Magnet...**BABE MAGNET**.truss me!! angry

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Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 10:03pm On Apr 15, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
She don't wanna play with you Cork.
Can't you find somebody who does.

...who? ellacute45?...that wasint wot she said & did she tell u am meetin her in Germany in 2 weeks time when I come over. I have a meetin in Hanover & then will invite her down to my hotel. I hope shes preeety & I hope she aint fat thou.lesssbian German women are usualy fat but i hope she loook presentable undecided

Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:59pm On Apr 15, 2016

olowookerekemi:
cum ova nd charge

...darlin forgot that young man Vizkiz...I rather cuuuuum ova & i wil cuuuuum quick unlike layla!!...am a babe magnet!! wink

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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:57pm On Apr 15, 2016

Fabulocity:
Believe me, they're one and the same person

^^u Ghana females wit yor Ghana theorys...correction..Mamagee is from the U.S & am from London Pekam.....U dont have Map at home? how can we be the same when she female & am male?...darlin I tink u need a man..serrrrriously! undecided

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Romance › Re: Six Ways You Could Be Showering Wrongly. by MrCork: 9:43pm On Apr 15, 2016

AyamConfidence:
its not your business...she likes me like that...oya go play with your Range Rover

...my niggga...quit wastin yor unemploy nigeria time wit chicks like Monalisa185...4real....she will never *phuck u*..they go for London guys like me who drive nice cars....u dont belif me..ask her!!(REAL TALK) undecided

Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 7:58pm On Apr 15, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
Well,if you leave her alone she won't cuss you no more.

...well i need to help her cpz she neeeds a man.....bein a femmminist lesssbian is a sin and she cal go to hell ..truss me...did u realicce she said she worship Satan?...check her last post?...how on earth is she sopose to find man on nairaland like that? undecided

Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:47pm On Apr 15, 2016

...and may i reminds u haters that this is why am the *babe Magnet of London Pekam....and I bet if nairaland known Gold digggers like HateU2, ellacute45, Refiner, Onstelly, LadyJul,flightz, olowookerekemi, naughtynaughty, Fabulocity or other chicks see my ride.....they will start fightin to be my Baby mama!!!!(MOINEY TALKS) wink

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Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 7:42pm On Apr 15, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
I hear you.He love foolin' around.

...but why u always soportin ellacute45??..cant u see shes agresssive??...she been cusssin people ever since she arived at NAiraland juss to prove her femmminist lesssbian human right power like they & her people will take over the world some day....she dyamm too agressive....Cant u help her & cant u teach her how to be like u...act like proper lady?...and by the way, she claims she a lesssbian from Germany..BIG LIE!!! undecided

Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 7:31pm On Apr 15, 2016

Fabulocity:
leave hate2u alone...
You just like starting trouble

..me? ..Hate2u?...wha did i do?.. shes too fat & shes not as preeeety as u! (REAL TALK)

Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:00pm On Apr 15, 2016

...but why the anger on nairaland...all the females are happy but all the guys are angry.....or issssit a crime for me to be a babe magnet?...or issie my fault u guys never been to london?

[size=20pt] .......CHILL OUT GUYS.....and the babe that looooklike guy: ellacute45!!![/size] undecided

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Romance › Re: I Too Love Igbo Guys by MrCork: 6:56pm On Apr 15, 2016

schumastic:
and he told you all 98% Nigerians in there are ibo and are linked to fraud right.please only a kid will believe that, why don't you come up with something better cus i don't believe that poo..the only hegoat here is you and the bolded part affirmed that.

...calm down sweeery...u in that Nigerian place....Am in London, Pekam....whos news is more credible...(((((ME))))...so why u arguin like a blind bat flyin back to to Togo??...Have u been to London?. ..HELL NO... have u been to Brixton? .HELL NO...have u been to PEKAM?....Hell no....then i rest my case!!! angry

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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 6:51pm On Apr 15, 2016

ellacute45:
I only made a comment on your useless thread. PERIOD!! and don't quote me again!!!

yea right we belif u...Elton john is not gay....lier...anyways am a lover not a fighter....the good news is that am hear for u anyday sinse u ladys always lonely...ask nicely and u will get me!! wink

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Romance › Re: Why Girls Don't Reply Your Messg(facebook) by MrCork: 6:44pm On Apr 15, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
you aren't the only one asking that question....frustrating yah?

so not all are snubs (so read and learn)

1=she's probably too busy to chat on Facebook..a lot of girls are not on FB for conversation, or their inbox is flooded already(they ll respond better to comments on their post.)

2=some are just der to post pic,status,go to crops for fun but too busy for FB chat,so they take their chat to whatsapp or BBM

3=they check your pics,status,bla bla bla before they choose to reply..if you are cute enough ,OK

4=some don't reply boring convo...
did you start your chat like===HI,HY,HELLO....some will even go as far as saying "I"..
why no start like this===hello Lucy..you look great on your dp"""""""

5=some look awt for dopeness and richness before reply...and some age and face maturity...

morning lovers

arhhh..no luck on nairaland & then u lookin for men on facebook & they ignore u..correct??...Despppparate!! ((((SHAME))) undecided

Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 6:38pm On Apr 15, 2016

ellacute45:
...dumb thread I wonder if this one is related to mamagee too

...if am not a babe magnet then why are u always chasin me around..huh?.....I am a babe magnet and truss me.....love it or hate it, U r obsssesed with me..pirrrriod!!! wink

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Romance › Re: I Too Love Igbo Guys by MrCork: 6:34pm On Apr 15, 2016

schumastic:
sometimes i wonder if you took some home made weed along with you to london better do and come back home cus your bed space in yabaleft is still empty .. meanwhile op everything you said is true, the three wise men are from the east

Austistic man....are u IBO?...so why are u nagggin like she-goat...the beaurrriful babe asked me a question & then u jump in like kangarooo....I live in South London, Pekam not too far from Brixton Prision (South London)...98% of Nigerians in ther are IBO..how did i no?..well one of the prison guards, a nigerian is my neibour!!! angry

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Romance › Re: I Too Love Igbo Guys by MrCork: 6:23pm On Apr 15, 2016

LadyJul:
Hello landers... Over the years I've come to love igbo guys because of some unique features I've found in most of them. .. It's not like am being tribalistic or anything.. .but I just admire them a lot although am not really an igbo gal... .Most igbo guys are...
HANDSOME: most igbo guys are very handsome.. . It's like being handsome is just part of dem.. U hardly see an ugly igbo guy and dey have height too...

HARDWORKING: I rarely see a lazy igbo guy... Almost all igbo guys are very hard working... It's true dey love money a lot dats y u see dem hustle around 247 to make money...

GREAT COOKS: igbo guys can cook for Africa... U hardly see an igbo guy dat can't cook... most of dem don't like the idea of eating outside so dey prefer cooking their own food and dey love eating like mad.. . My igbo brothers can confirm dat

WISE: Nna igbo niggas get sense ooo... U can hardly dupe dem... dey have business ideas and dey use their wisdom to create more wealth.. . Dey hardly spend unnecessarily... Instead dey spend on wat will bring more money and other things will follow...

FAMILY ORIENTED: Dey value their family eh... they like being close to their love ones including their extended families... that's y most of dem always travel to their villa during the holidays... Dey don't joke with that..

I have many other reasons why I love igbo guys but am too lazy to continue typing... you're free to add yours.. . Haters are also welcome to contribute

...u nid to quit watchin Nooolywod movies & wake up from that coma.....80% of IBO guys here in london are in prison for bank fraud & i can mentions names if u want...REAL TALK!!...(no ofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: I Too Love Igbo Guys by MrCork: 6:19pm On Apr 15, 2016

LadyJul:
Hello landers... Over the years I've come to love igbo guys because of some unique features I've found in most of them. .. It's not like am being tribalistic or anything.. .but I just admire them a lot although am not really an igbo gal... .Most igbo guys are...
HANDSOME: most igbo guys are very handsome.. . It's like being handsome is just part of dem.. U hardly see an ugly igbo guy and dey have height too...

HARDWORKING: I rarely see a lazy igbo guy... Almost all igbo guys are very hard working... It's true dey love money a lot dats y u see dem hustle around 247 to make money...

GREAT COOKS: igbo guys can cook for Africa... U hardly see an igbo guy dat can't cook... most of dem don't like the idea of eating outside so dey prefer cooking their own food and dey love eating like mad.. . My igbo brothers can confirm dat

WISE: Nna igbo niggas get sense ooo... U can hardly dupe dem... dey have business ideas and dey use their wisdom to create more wealth.. . Dey hardly spend unnecessarily... Instead dey spend on wat will bring more money and other things will follow...

FAMILY ORIENTED: Dey value their family eh... they like being close to their love ones including their extended families... that's y most of dem always travel to their villa during the holidays... Dey don't joke with that..

I have many other reasons why I love igbo guys but am too lazy to continue typing... you're free to add yours.. . Haters are also welcome to contribute

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