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Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 6:01pm On Apr 15, 2016
ellacute45 .. SATAN GET BEHIND ME[/quote] WOW..dint realize femmmminist lesssbians worship Satan? ((((((((SHAME))))))


cc KIngCheezyPuff....ellacute45 said she worships Satan!
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Seun, We Need To Get Alerts On Those Stalking Us by MrCork: 5:53pm On Apr 15, 2016
flightz:
you need to retire from this site
...ok we are confuse...u aint lightskin...u dont hav nyansh...u aint beyansi....u from Ghana ...so why shod anybory stak u?? undecided
Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 5:06pm On Apr 15, 2016
ellacute45 do u loooklike like a proper female or do u loooklike thosie lesssbians one that like to dress like man with low cut, beard & deeep voice?...and do u have nice curve body like Kashybaby?....be nice! smiley
Romance › Re: Fat Women Are The Worst Kind Of Women To Date Let Alone Marry by MrCork: 4:40pm On Apr 15, 2016
FreeBSD:
I wonder how a girl will be born.. grow up into a teenager. Still grow up into a youth.. grow up into a woman.. grow up into wife and into mother without watching her weight!

And yet you see them fantasising about prince charming. The rich guy with 8 packs.. When their own stomach sef is bigger than our bag of rice. Any guy you see with fat lady dating or about marry has hidden agenda. There is no fvcking love for fat ladies. Even their vagina sef is very ugly and turns someone off. It remain small it should turn to river basin. Most of their bwess are flat and long. Ah ah. Very disgusting. It's not as if someone force them to be fat. Wait first..

1.) Fat women are mostly senseless. They are fat but their brain small. Majority fat ladies don't think. They just think everything must favor them because they know it cannot favor them.

2.) Fat ladies smell. Yes, many of them smell. Some will be fair skin their pussay will be black. Imagine. And they want prince charming with 8 packs.

3.) They make too much noise:- They shout too much in public. Always making noise. Local champions. You see them bullying slim girls.

4 ) They are frustrated

5.) Most cool men don't go to them so they are use and dump


Guys instead of dating fat ladies.. see, goto Lekki for Lagos, Wuse for Abuja, Bodija for Ibadan, Port-harcourt for Rivers.. you will find slim sexy ladies that even your fada will give you award when you bring her home. Not dem fat ladies person go dey carry spit for mouth if you look them

#FreeBSD
...we agree...any dakskin female above size 8 is fat angry
Romance › Re: Fat Women Are The Worst Kind Of Women To Date Let Alone Marry by MrCork: 4:39pm On Apr 15, 2016
FreeBSD:
I wonder how a girl will be born.. grow up into a teenager. Still grow up into a youth.. grow up into a woman.. grow up into wife and into mother without watching her weight!

And yet you see them fantasising about prince charming. The rich guy with 8 packs.. When their own stomach sef is bigger than our bag of rice. Any guy you see with fat lady dating or about marry has hidden agenda. There is no fvcking love for fat ladies. Even their vagina sef is very ugly and turns someone off. It remain small it should turn to river basin. Most of their bwess are flat and long. Ah ah. Very disgusting. It's not as if someone force them to be fat. Wait first..

1.) Fat women are mostly senseless. They are fat but their brain small. Majority fat ladies don't think. They just think everything must favor them because they know it cannot favor them.

2.) Fat ladies smell. Yes, many of them smell. Some will be fair skin their pussay will be black. Imagine. And they want prince charming with 8 packs.

3.) They make too much noise:- They shout too much in public. Always making noise. Local champions. You see them bullying slim girls.

4 ) They are frustrated

5.) Most cool men don't go to them so they are use and dump


Guys instead of dating fat ladies.. see, goto Lekki for Lagos, Wuse for Abuja, Bodija for Ibadan, Port-harcourt for Rivers.. you will find slim sexy ladies that even your fada will give you award when you bring her home. Not dem fat ladies person go dey carry spit for mouth if you look them

#FreeBSD
...we agree...any dakskin female above
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 4:33pm On Apr 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
wareva! Just take several bck seats and swerve!
...advise comin from females who calls her sef:naughtynaughty & HateU2 .... Two great examples of Lady CRACKHEADS!!! (((SHAME)) undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 4:21pm On Apr 15, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
Thanks cork, i'll try it! undecided
THANK U SIR!!!!! wink
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 4:20pm On Apr 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
wareva! Just take several bck seats and swerve!
...Keeeepon cussssin & u will NEVER sleep wit me.....Thats yor punnisishment for 2016!!(((Eddddiot girl)))) angry
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 4:15pm On Apr 15, 2016
Fabulocity:
MrCork why you being such a malicious little bițch? cry
^^^^^^another CRACKHEAD??.....how? wha did i do? undecided
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 4:13pm On Apr 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
perv! Y wunt u hav tym fr dis wen uve obviously finish mopping d eatery toilet.

Oh look, a white grl just thrw a banana down in d toilet... Go pick it, eat it and re_clean d place..monkey!

Slave!
^^^^^^^^naughtynaughty is sexxxxxuallly fussstrated....Darlin am a lover not a fighter...am not gonno pillow fight wit u! wink
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 4:07pm On Apr 15, 2016
HateU2:
or maybe ur head is too big or ur face is too ugly or something else.

Ladies look at guys when there is something wrong with him undecided

Check very well, something must be wrong with you
...aint u sopose to be a lady??...for PHUCK SAKE...GROW UP!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 4:04pm On Apr 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
why am supportin her is non of ur bizness.. Bt if u still wanna knw..

SHE'S MY TWIN

So backoff!
...arhhhha....so u a lesssbsian...correct?....anyways, there are 5 lesssbians now on nairaland includin u,ellacute45 & cutieberie1 outter 2 milllion registared females...THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR YOUR TYPE! cheesy
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 3:59pm On Apr 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
mind ur fuvkin bizness and stp bullyin a lady.. Pick on a guy lyk u dumbass
....cool...can i pick on u since u looooklike man?....I like Manly loooookin females thou.u loooklike Serena Willimams? smiley
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 3:57pm On Apr 15, 2016
HateU2:
U did not say 'aboki' ooo.

U just said 4rm a mixed marriage
...arhha...ther u go.....she a northerner...are u from Chad? undecided
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 3:55pm On Apr 15, 2016
HateU2:
How old are u reallyhuh
Mr Cork <<<<<<<<<17inches looong...Can u handle it?? wink
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 3:53pm On Apr 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
1. She dosnt cuss @any1..never! @list nt until u strt showin urslf as a goat to her first
2. D last tym I check evri1 has d ryt to create any thread here, if u feel d thread dosnt mke sense wat hapn to u takin ur eyes away and lukin elsewhr?
3. Is she d first lady calling/mentioning seun? Y takin it personal? U wantd her to mention mr cork?
4. I tot u live abroad? Y comin bck to a Nigerian forum to mingle wit d 'so called village grls'? Y nt face d Behind white grls whr u r?

Stop being a bully, mind ur fuckn bizness!
...sweeery may i remind u that thanks to Nairaland...village girls like Hate2u will never have the shance to talk to we Londoners abroad....and loookin at her, u can clearly tell that am the only ever London guy payn her attension!!(REAL TALK) wink
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 3:51pm On Apr 15, 2016
HateU2:
So, u be abokii too cheesy.


Leave mrcork ooo
It's one of dose '5mints' madness in a day but his own na like 5hrs
...all becoz u wana phuck Seun but he ignore yor dumb thread.. ((((SHAME)))) embarassed
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 3:48pm On Apr 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
1. She dosnt cuss @any1..never! @list nt until u strt showin urslf as a goat to her first
2. D last tym I check evri1 has d ryt to create any thread here, if u feel d thread dosnt mke sense wat hapn to u takin ur eyes away and lukin elsewhr?
3. Is she d first lady calling/mentioning seun? Y takin it personal? U wantd her to mention mr cork?
4. I tot u live abroad? Y comin bck to a Nigerian forum to mingle wit d 'so called village grls'? Y nt face d Behind white grls whr u r?

Stop being a bully, mind ur fuckn bizness!
... mind ur fuckn bizness??....u her spokesman..correct? undecided
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 3:43pm On Apr 15, 2016
AirSultan:
[color=#00099]Thanks for the heads on brotherlee but I have a thing for crackheads!
WELL SAID SIR!! wink
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 3:41pm On Apr 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
y being a bully? A bad1 @dat. Of all d male on NL u choose 2pick on a lady? How sad!

I guess mayb ure bored? Nd u needed sum1 2pick on. Biko, pls leave hateu2 alone. She's not a quarrelsome somebody
...and why the hell u soportin Hate2u....she a CRACKHEAD!! angry
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 3:40pm On Apr 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
y being a bully? A bad1 @dat. Of all d male on NL u choose 2pick on a lady? How sad!

I guess mayb ure bored? Nd u needed sum1 2pick on. Biko, pls leave hateu2 alone. She's not a quarrelsome somebody
....HUH?..wha did i do??.....correction, am a lover not a fighter & Hate2u clearly is not a lady...all becuzz SEUN, CEO of nairaland ignored her dumb thread..the village girl got angry & started cussin for no reason! undecided
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 3:34pm On Apr 15, 2016
AirSultan:
President Buhari

Modified...



What the fvck is this? The dullardin.ho shıt is actually true.. All the respect I have for this forum and its mods just got swept under the rug.


Fvcking forum, Fvcking mods!

Quote me wrongly at your own peril! angry
..bro...HateU2 is a known CRACKHEAD...be careful!! undecided
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 3:32pm On Apr 15, 2016
HateU2:
God punished that doctor that released you.
^^^^all becozz SUEN, CEO of nairaland reject her!!(((SHAME))) undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:25pm On Apr 15, 2016
HateU2:
*smh*

Did u check ur Ziphuh
..ZIP?.....u want me to pull down my Zip??..u naugthy girl!! wink
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 3:23pm On Apr 15, 2016
HateU2:
naughtynaughty, halfcanadian, I need una help here ooo.

This guy won't lemme be since morni
^^^Why the hell are u creatin dumb thread disturdin SEUN, CEO of nairaland, sayin u wanna phuck him like u on his level......Dont u have mannners & respect?...whats wrong wit other great guys like Mr Cork, Mechanic lookin Falconey, PoliticalThuG & others? ((Goat))) undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Are The Major Reason Most Ladies Are Still Single- Emusmith by MrCork: 3:19pm On Apr 15, 2016
HateU2:
iffa fvck u ehn, na dat day gan gan I will die undecided
..sweet hatt..am a lover not a fighter...if u wanna phuck me which we no u wanna....am easy... juss ask nicely!!! wink
Romance › Re: Uncle Seun, Why? by MrCork: 3:08pm On Apr 15, 2016
HateU2:
Ar u crioushuh

Lemme try am cheesy

President buhari
^^^Golddiger wanna phuck Seun (CEO of nairaland)...keep dreamin! angry
Romance › Re: Guys Are The Major Reason Most Ladies Are Still Single- Emusmith by MrCork: 3:00pm On Apr 15, 2016
HateU2:
emusmith, thanks for this.
Guys wants to taste virtually every girl.
A guy complains that you don't yansh, boobs height and all that but he still says he's in love with you undecided
I will always say it, guys are complicated more than we ladies because they don't know what they want. They have 'ojukokoro' just like mrcork(eediot nlander) looking for light skin girl undecided.

They love Dami bcox she's homely but she no get big 'packages'.
They love Sola bcox she's gud in sex but she can't cook undecided.
They love kemi because she's exactly she's good in sex, beautiful, have packages but she no get height undecided
Are they not complicatedhuh undecided





Grow up and be contented with that girl now. If u don't treat her right, others guys are waiting for you to fvck up and treat her better don't tink you are 'god' mehn!


I rest my case
^^^This Ghana girl wants me so bad she wanna Phuck me.....sadly she wount admit it!! undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op):
....Guy...for thoise of u who aint got *GAME*...my professsional advise..GET A PITBULL TERRIR....the trick is women come up to u sayn **awwww, your dog is cute**....and from ther, u get ther number....We callit *Swag & trusss me..this $hit works!!! wink
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op):
Destined2win:
When I created this thread, https://www.nairaland.com/3042289/5-nairalanders-love-creating-very, I totally forgot about you. You really deserve a spot there.

Even when I forgot, people still mentioned your name. You are really a dumb legend
...Destiny Child...Darlin, if u have notin inteligent to contribute....plis go n sell Petrol...goat!!!(no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Please Advice ''i'm 24 And Impotent, Is There Really God?" by MrCork: 2:38pm On Apr 15, 2016
HateU2:
Are u sure you are okaay at all undecided
I mean ur head
..but why are u vex?...are u not strong enough to make Samhyme *kndo* standddup? embarassed
Romance › Re: Please Advice ''i'm 24 And Impotent, Is There Really God?" by MrCork: 2:26pm On Apr 15, 2016
vicechancellor:
so you sef dey eye refiner?
...correction...Refiner is one of my babes! angry

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