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Celebrities › Re: Girl Posts Topless Photo On Facebook (photo) by MrCork: 1:02pm On Apr 02, 2016

chuksvibes:

Because of this...
U must be high on kwale weed

...you don't have moiney and you cant are Ford such ladies... I can!! wink

Celebrities › Re: Girl Posts Topless Photo On Facebook (photo) by MrCork: 12:59pm On Apr 02, 2016

yeeeeeeeeeeepppa....see nyansh! cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Girl Posts Topless Photo On Facebook (photo) by MrCork: 12:57pm On Apr 02, 2016

...kaiiiii..booooooobsi....ok am movvvvin backkkto NIGERIA! ! cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Son, Ayo Moving In The Womb Of Binta Diamond Diallo (Video) by MrCork: 12:56pm On Apr 02, 2016

Swissheart:
Interesting

^^^^see haters....pliss dont hurt the baby! embarassed

Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 12:54pm On Apr 02, 2016

...Onstelly definately too aggressively masculine femmminist....she always fightin men on nairaland ...I bet she leads protest! undecided

Romance › Re: What A Perfect DISCOVERY! by MrCork: 4:02am On Apr 02, 2016

KashyBaby:
Ur not juz an ugly troll but a big liar too...

I bet u look exactly like this one.

...you very naughty. ..i wish i could let you play with it undecided

Romance › Re: What A Perfect DISCOVERY! by MrCork: 3:29am On Apr 02, 2016

KashyBaby:
Na lie ...na lie...na lie....! I hate u, ur a big fvckin liar

Nobody wants ur toasted plaintain & I bet ur finger is even longer than ur burnt plantain...

...corrrection...I have the lonngest d***k on nairaland.....trust me....the problem is that its too big & I cannot find my size.
.real talk embarassed

Romance › Re: What A Perfect DISCOVERY! by MrCork: 3:19am On Apr 02, 2016

KashyBaby:
Smh...OK never mind..

So why u deleted earlier ur quotes? Whyyy...

...I didn't..it wasn't me...I can't sleep...my 17inches looking banana is juss standin & refusin to sleep..I think it's hard...very undecided

Romance › Re: What A Perfect DISCOVERY! by MrCork: 3:12am On Apr 02, 2016

KashyBaby:
Who u dey fool eh?? .Ng & Uk have same time! Smh...so stop pretending that u live from far above when u know u juz living in the down south

...me?...live in that Nigeria place??...FUUUUUUK NO....sweet hat, am the pride of South London..Pekam, sexxxxciest city in London town & guess what..am sitting naaaaaked in front of the fan ..but not too close

Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by MrCork: 3:08am On Apr 02, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
As much as you harass him, yes.

...it's 3am now in London & I can't sleep...are you wearin thong or G string & wot size & color..sef?

Romance › Re: What A Perfect DISCOVERY! by MrCork: 2:45am On Apr 02, 2016

KashyBaby:
My DIE HARD FAN never missed to mention me always..

Why not quote back those who mentions ur name instead? Why chasing me always ey?

...darlin forget the rubbbish & let's talk about romance like adults...its 3am here in london & i cant sleeep..so what kinda thong you wearin...color? cheesy

Properties › Re: Store To Let @ Ikeja by MrCork: 11:24pm On Apr 01, 2016

mimzy:
Update... the store can be used for any legitimate business and I have attached pictures herein on request. It also has an extension, the store is rly big. For further enquiries pls wtsapp-08179368006. Pls strictly biz. Thanks

...are you lightskin? angry

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Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by MrCork: 10:09pm On Apr 01, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
As much as you harass him, yes.

Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by MrCork: 9:34pm On Apr 01, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
Return it an gone on Cork.

...so why the hell is gay talking to me...do I no him? angry

Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by MrCork: 9:26pm On Apr 01, 2016

durentdbiitch:
Thanks dear. Same to u

I wish:
Poundsboy
Fearlesschicken
Masonkz
Xchristy
Ireneony
Estharfabian
Lordsamurai/ saintsamurai
Kingcheezypuff
FirstEVA (Donno why i included d biitch tho', pls buy a chillpill dis month)
Smellymouth
madgoat , his twin; madcow
MrCork (Durrrh)
stupidity
Schumastic (Chewing stick)
Alfred234
Burnnotice (ur voice cute)

Finally, my crush; Ayo

...why the F****k are you wishin me happy New year?.... do I f**kin No you? angry

Romance › Re: What A Perfect DISCOVERY! by MrCork: 8:27pm On Apr 01, 2016

merxi55:
1. Your guy tells you that you're the
only flower in his garden and you are
happy? Abeg which garden has only
one flower?

2. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones
with guys.That's where the truth is.

3. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch is,
as long as it
won't tell you Christ's Second coming,
its as
Useless as the "p"in Psycho.

4. If you have attended over 100
weddings and you
are still single. Sister, you are no
longer different
from a canopy.

5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK,
Help comes from Above not Abroad.

6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on
your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast.

7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,a rat is
afraid of a
cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is
afraid of a man,
a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a
girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life.

8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago
.BBM - 5Mins
ago, Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE OR
m Q'RAN- 2002. My dear, the Devil has
soaked
your cane in kerosene.

9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated
as the 2nd
and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but
Women Still
retain the 1st position.

10. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever
made. So think deep, choose ur prison
mate
carefully & sentence urself wisely to
avoid Prison break.

11. To those who commit suicide; why
are you So
selfish? Why kill yourself when so
many people are
looking for who to use for money
rituals?

12. As a matter of fact, there's no
female angel in
the Bible. So if any guy calls you an
angel, why are u so
happy?

13. And if after reading this u still
don't have any reason to smile, I'm
sorry its either your problem is bigger
than the joke or you mistakenly sold your sense of
humour on olx. !!..

have a nice evening!
cc: lalasticlala.

..kashyBaby! ! wink

Romance › Re: What A Perfect DISCOVERY! by MrCork: 8:26pm On Apr 01, 2016

.***thinkin** angry

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