₦airaland Forum

KashyBaby:
Lol....boo, u wanna make her cursed waka for both of us?

She already said ,all men shudnt be having me or else she gonna call all the winch in her village to cursed u.. otherwise, she'll make ur range rover spot into Dalmatian....

younghartz:
Pls sir...try to read nd understand next time
No offense

KashyBaby:
Lol... can't u see I'm happy with someone else?

Why not find someone ur type? Irunooboo wants u to date nigerian girls than having Me Mrcork...


Besides, she already warn every men I guess that u better choose her or choose other 9ja babes ooo....

Hadez:
MrCork or what ever you are called. What do u want frm me?

olaleye1355:
I get sexually turned off by the sight of big tummy on young ladies!

No matter how beautifull she is, I will always need to focus harder to keep my performance level up or I turn her over and hit from behind

Don't get me wrong though I'll still suck a fat pvssy but can't guarantee a full romantic pre-intimacy bcuz of the big tummy.

But I ve heard many big tummy'd or BBW exclaim about how their men hits their center of gravity and most of them squirt. So what I wanna know is that is the BBW center of gravity so easy to hit or is it as a result of plenty meat in the pvssy or is there more to it...!

Pls Enlighten me my OGA's

onoerime:
Sometimes last year i met this young lady. We love ourselves so much. Each time we are together, we find happiness. I just cant resist her so i proposed to marry her. I quickly made arrangements to meet the families in lagos and threw it open to them my intentions. They were happy about the move; i bought drinks and prepared delicious foods for the occassion. After all meriments, we departed to our various houses. Since then my fiance has decided to park her lugages and stay with me. I am not against her staying with me; the problem now is that the family in the village want me to come and pay the bride price within the shortest time. The elder brother is raining abuses on me, even threatening the sister to park away from my house. Presently, i am not bouyant enough to carry out such expenses.
Please what is your advice? Should i tell her to leave or allow her to take decisions. I am really confused.

FlawlessRebirth2:
AH GAWD.. I NEED YOUR ADVICE

YESTERDAY I WAS COMING BACK FROM NIGHT READING..ON MY WAY HOME I SAW Twp guys..both were arguing about something...I walked passed them..but one called me bact to ask if I couldn't great..told him I was sorry...d other guy started shouting asking d his friend to leave me alone




so all my mind was that the guy supporting me was good...I dint know it was a planned work..so he asked if I can walk home alone..daht its late and he said"so u won't meet another idiott like this" told him NO but he insisted...we both were walking quietly until he grsbed me (was shouting but no body heard)....I noticed d other guy too(dint know he has bin following us),,,they both grabbed me and forcefully raped me...



guy am so frustrated right now...dunno what to do...they said if I report to d police dey would kill me...pls advice me on what to do
























anyways sha ......APRIL FOOL.....HAPPY NEW MONTH

FlawlessRebirth2:
ABEG ROMANCELANDERS ...WHO THIS BOY BE FOR THE FILM

onstelly:
This is the question my best friend ask me this afternoon, cos this is her third time of writing jamb yet no admission and to make matter worse her unizik post ume was pending, and she was ask by her pastor to fast for one week and also pray. She did all that, yet her result wasnt among the ones that was released and the school authority said that if your didnt see your result as of 12:30 pm yesterday, that you should just forget it. She has been crying since morning and was asking me if God really answers prayer, well to me i think he does but why didnt he answer my friend's own. What do your pple think?

GenLiberty:
Dude, you are a Dimwit.. Face your life man, it's a total rip off..

Hadez:
i am a man. Mtcheew rubbish

GenLiberty:
You know, amma let you spit shii from ur Buccal cavity. You jex a Sadist.

sparklebabe:
nice pix...

GenLiberty:
SMH

blessedjohny4u:
A 25 year old homosexual man from Los Angeles was recently attacked for kissing his boy friend in public, the incident which happened on their visit to the Miami beach saw the 25 year old Jordan Shaffer attacked by an unknown person while waiting for food
at a burger spot in the Beach.

In a statement released by the lawyer of Mr Schaeffer and the police it was believed that the attack was one motivated by hatred and nothing more, however Schaeffer believed at this time and age the city of Miami would be safe for homosexuals .

Schaeffer has since returned to the city of Los Angeles , and is reported to be recovering from the bruises he sustained from the attack, but he has stated that the physiological effect would have a more lasting effect on him a lot more .

curled from http://dmaingist..com.ng/2016/04/homosexual-man-attacked-for-kissing-his.html#more

GenLiberty:
9ja Chicx dangerous oh!!!

When you chop a 9ja girl Kpekus that has been telling you she is a Virgin and discover she is not!!!
Question:
I tot you said you were a virgin
Answer:
?

What is the most common answer that rushes out of their mouth
#LOL

Hadez:
Are you blind? Stop quoting me

PoliticalThuG:
i dnt like halfricanadian.. She is ugly

PoliticalThuG:
Hot ladies alone who know what's up should Drop their whatsapp contact here. If you are not hot, you can fork off!!!

Hadez:
U need a slap. Stop quoting me

KashyBaby:
Tat tatz distracted me...



*drooliiiiiiing*

nasha1:

Hadez:
Y calling me sweetheart when u think I am a man. You r nt OK. I dnt hv ur time. Bye

Hadez:
No i am a man. Mtcheew rubbish

HARDBOI:
babyboo come over..

everybody close ur eyes

KashyBaby:
hahahhahahahh...u made one?

KashyBaby:
Lol...eating me? Oohh plz Hardy don't start it

younghartz:
[b]After 21 years of Marriage, my Wife wanted me to take
another Woman
out to Dinner and a Movie.
She said I Love You but I know this other Woman loves you
too and would Love
to spend some Time with You.
The other Woman that my Wife wanted me to take out was
my MOTHER who has been a Widow for 19 years,
but the demands of my Work and my three Children had
made it possible to visit her only occasionally.
That night I called to Invite her to go out for Dinner and a
Movie.
'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked?
My Mother is the type of Woman who suspects that a Late
Night Call or a Surprise Invitation is a sign of Bad News.
'I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,'
I responded. 'Just the two of us'
She thought about it for a moment, and then said,
'I would like that very much.'
That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a
bit Nervous.
When I arrived at her House, I noticed that she too seemed
to be Nervous about our Date.
She waited in the Door with her Shawl on.
She had set her Hair and was wearing the Dress that she had
worn to Celebrate her last Wedding Anniversary.
She smiled from a face that was as Radiant as an Angel's.
'I told my Friends that I was going to go out with My Son, and
they were impressed, '
She said, as she got into the Car.
'They can't wait to hear about our meeting'.
We went to a Restaurant that, although not Elegant, was very
Nice and Cozy.
My Mother took my Arm as if She were the First Lady.
After we sat down, I had to read the Menu. Large Print.
Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom
sitting
there staring at me.
A Nostalgic Smile was on her Lips.
'It was I who used to have to Read the Menu when you were
young,'
She said.
'Then it's Time that you Relax and let me Return the Favor,'
I responded.
During the Dinner, we had an Agreeable Conversation,
nothing
Extra-ordinary, but catching up on recent Events of each
others Life.
We talked so much that we missed the Movie.
As we arrived at her House later,
She said, 'I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me
invite you.'
I agreed.
'How was your Dinner Date?' asked My Wife when I got
Home.
'Very Nice. Much more so than I could have Imagined,' I
answered.
A few days later, my Mother died of a Massive Heart Attack.
It happened so suddenly that I didn't have Time to do
anything for her.
Some time later, I received an Envelope with a Copy of a
Restaurant Receipt
From the same place Mother and I had dined.
An Attached Note Said:
'I paid this Bill in Advance.
I wasn't sure that I could be there;
But nevertheless, I paid for Two Plates
One for You and the Other for Your Wife.
You will never know what that night meant to Me.
I Love You, My Son.'
At that moment, I understood the Importance of saying in
Time:
'I LOVE YOU!'
and to give our Loved Ones the Time that they Deserve.
Nothing in Life is more important than God, your Family and
friends.
Give them the Time they Deserve, because these Things
cannot be
Put Off till 'Some Other Time.'[/b]

Hadez:
Eating groundnut doesn't take u less of who u r