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Romance › Ladies..can You Date A Fine Boy Who Eat Groundnut by MrCork(op): 12:03pm On Apr 08, 2016

..well I ate ground nut by mistake for the first time in my life hear in London cozz I was mistakenly hungry & .. I beleave my reputation as a plaYa is on the line?

Ladies..we need your help on this serrrreious issue..please advise! angry

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Romance › Re: Is It Really Bad When A Girl Ask A Guy Out?! by MrCork: 11:05am On Apr 03, 2016

lanredavidju:
y d face boss

...Nigerian girls are the most dangerous in the world acoedin to CNN news...especially the dakskin ones...they make people age fast & we ignore them hear in London!! (REAL TALK) angry

Romance › Re: ???????????????????? by MrCork: 10:49am On Apr 03, 2016

xendra:
yea; but only when i see them cry babies like you KingRex1, Mr C0rk d***k is ten times bigger than yours & you are not man enough, you dont willlllly

...awww..thanks for the compliment. Am sure KingRex1 isn't tiny.let him live wink

Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by MrCork: 10:37am On Apr 03, 2016

Anuoluwapo23:
I wantu know oooo because have been seeing different guys here..

Leegooooooo

Mr Cork <<<<<< winner!! cheesy

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Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by MrCork: 10:36am On Apr 03, 2016

Anuoluwapo23:
I wantu know oooo because have been seeing different guys here..

Leegooooooo

Romance › Re: Is It Really Bad When A Girl Ask A Guy Out?! by MrCork: 10:33am On Apr 03, 2016

onstelly:
Then leave me alone

..so when are gonnno change color to lightskin yellow so guys can start chassin u on nairaland?

Romance › Re: Pls Help My Girl Is Having Sex Now With Anoda by MrCork: 10:31am On Apr 03, 2016

onstelly:
If you ever edit my post again, I will make sure u get ban for life here, try me

^^^^^^ father Christmas is awake. ...pliss go bakkkkkto bed & stop bein parrrrraniod ..jor!!!(angry Yoruba girl) grin

Romance › Re: •Happy Birthday Naijaboiy • by MrCork: 10:21am On Apr 03, 2016

Laveda:
I'm blue skin

Romance › Re: •Happy Birthday Naijaboiy • by MrCork: 10:18am On Apr 03, 2016

Laveda:
Yaaaaay it's Naijaboiy's birthday

Knowing this intelligent and handsome young man is one of the things I'm happy about
Even though we've had our bad times I'll say he's still a Darling

Welcome to another year of greatness Dee
Words are not enough to express how happy I am you are celebrating another year of your life, my wish for you today is that you are and will always be happy, grow more in sound health, prosperity and wisdom.

Make sure you party hard and catch great fun today hun

Happy birthday NAIJABOIY

Where my Famz at?
It's time to celebrate the GCFR

..congrats...are you lightskin? angry

Romance › Re: •Happy Birthday Naijaboiy • by MrCork: 10:17am On Apr 03, 2016

Laveda:
Yaaaaay it's Naijaboiy's birthday

Knowing this intelligent and handsome young man is one of the things I'm happy about
Even though we've had our bad times I'll say he's still a Darling

Welcome to another year of greatness Dee
Words are not enough to express how happy I am you are celebrating another year of your life, my wish for you today is that you are and will always be happy, grow more in sound health, prosperity and wisdom.

Make sure you party hard and catch great fun today hun

Happy birthday NAIJABOIY

Where my Famz at?
It's time to celebrate the GCFR

Celebrities › Re: More Photos Of Davido's Private Jet To Congo by MrCork: 10:15am On Apr 03, 2016

andertoph:
FOR FULL DETAILS AND PHOTOS VISITE>>>https://uzopedia./2016/04/03/photos-davido-flies-private-jet-to-congo/

Davido and his crew
flew on a private jet
to Brazzaville, Congo
for a show yesterday April 2nd.

SEE MORE PHOTOS>>>https://uzopedia./2016/04/03/photos-davido-flies-private-jet-to-congo/

...to the bush homebase people on nairaland..**PRIVATE JET**is somtin you hire privately..it does not be long to him..you people worship anytin
.I flight private get all the time & it no big deal.. trussss me! angry

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Romance › Re: Pls Help My Girl Is Having Sex Now With Anoda by MrCork: 10:07am On Apr 03, 2016

xendra:
just stay off na

... sandra...do you realice you talkin to a Londoner? ?...am I yorrr mate? .. GOAT!! angry

Romance › Re: Pls Help My Girl Is Having Sex Now With Anoda by MrCork: 10:05am On Apr 03, 2016

sinaj:

^^^^this fine lightskin one looooklike goldddddiger ..jor...she can chop my moiney anyday! wink

Romance › Re: Pls Help My Girl Is Having Sex Now With Anoda by MrCork: 10:03am On Apr 03, 2016

fowlyansh181:
Nonsense

...thank you sir....that fat Ghana xendra girl is *kolo* in her head!! angry

Romance › Re: Pls Help My Girl Is Having Sex Now With Anoda by MrCork: 9:56am On Apr 03, 2016

xendra:
ewwwwwe not you.....pls get off my mention. its not for you and two others like you.

^^^^^ see this ordnary Ghana immmigrant hidin there in Nigeria & talkin to a whole Londoner anyhow...like an on her level. ..watch yorrrr gorrrrillla lookin Ghana mouth or you get deporrrrted from nigeria..GOAT!! (No oofense) angry

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Romance › Re: Is It Really Bad When A Girl Ask A Guy Out?! by MrCork: 9:19am On Apr 03, 2016

lanredavidju:
Really confused about d whole scenario!!! When a girl tries asking a guy out they say she don't have self esteem!!!! Naija sha. As for me o dere is really nothing wrong about it

Romance › Re: Is It Really Bad When A Girl Ask A Guy Out?! by MrCork: 9:16am On Apr 03, 2016

onstelly:
You are just obsessed with me
May God help you

..errmm correction.....putt on your glaseeses... you are dakskin!! undecided

Crime › Re: My Father Must Go To Jail, 12-year-old Girl Impregnated By Her Own Dad Tells Pol by MrCork: 9:14am On Apr 03, 2016

abelabel:
http://thenationonlineng.net/father-must-go-jail-12-yr-old-girl-impregnated-dad-tells-g/

...is she lightskin?

Romance › Re: Pls Help My Girl Is Having Sex Now With Anoda by MrCork: 9:09am On Apr 03, 2016

onstelly:
I am not silly

^^^Rodboi1...bro this is the chick I was talkin about..Onstelly & she Yoruba ....holla at her quickly.....she dates any tin!! wink

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Romance › Re: Guys Only: Which Nairalander Will you like to see her unclothedness? by MrCork: 5:32am On Apr 03, 2016

onstelly:
Uncles Lol

..you found any naaaaaaked men yet? (No oofense ) undecided

Romance › Re: How To Get Rid Of Pimples And Acne Scars Permanently by MrCork: 5:30am On Apr 03, 2016

elsaturn:
Main objective of creating this article is to help so many helpless people out there looking for acne(pimples),dark spot and other skin disease solution but this is most specially designed for acne(pimples) and acne scars. Let me first of all tell you a little bit of my acne(pimple) and dark spots experience at high school. when i entered high school my face was very clear and free of acne and dark spots but as soon as i was nearing my final year at high school i started having serious acne breakouts and it escalated to a higher level that i can’t even live my house and do what others are doing without getting people starring at me in such a bizarre way... Read more

....pimples plenty on your face? (No oofense) angry

Romance › Re: I Have Phobia For Vagina, What Can I Do? by MrCork: 5:28am On Apr 03, 2016

KashyBaby:
this is the most silly thread I ever read tonight ..smh

Plz explain from ur silly thoughts, what wud tat pvnani looks like that scared u?

^^^^^ this one scared the $hittt outtter me......jusss her sexxxxxxy smile alone!!

Romance › Re: I Have Phobia For Vagina, What Can I Do? by MrCork: 5:27am On Apr 03, 2016

unapapadeycraze:
The vagina scares me.

Do we have vaginas that doesn't scare? Because all the ones I've seen scared me.
You know I'm gonna marry, what can I do to conquer this fear?

..SAY WOT ??.....did someborrrry swaaaaaar for you? (No ooofensce) undecided

Nairaland General › Re: Who Is The Most Annoying Nairalander? by MrCork: 5:25am On Apr 03, 2016

onstelly:
Keep on dreaming

^^^^^she wants me!! wink

Romance › Re: Pls Help My Girl Is Having Sex Now With Anoda by MrCork: 9:22pm On Apr 02, 2016

Rudboi1:
Guys pls my girl just called me dat she will be spending d nyt in a guys house dat shes drunk. She forgot to end d call nd I heard her telling d guy to get a condom pls wat will I do am confused I've been calling nd she's not picking up

...my niggggga..you are very weak...females love guys like you cozzz they can easily take advantage...the first rule you broke is begging & caring...YOU NEVER BEG OR SHE TOO MUCH EMOTION TO A FEMALE..they take advantage & they crusify you...bro why do you think females are more attracted to bed boys who don't give a phuck about them..I sleep with maaried women every time I come to Nigeria for holiday..how..I pay for ther taxi when they come down to the hotel but guess wot..I give them money and yet when they wit me..they speak to ther husssband or children in my presence telln them they love them.

What you need to do is keeeepit gangster...let her no what she's doin but don't call her again..if you deciede to stay wit get..she will phuck any of your friends doin better than you..trust me..and then she will use the excuse of gettin drunk to phuck your other friends
.

To cut the long story short..techinically you are saying an alcholick...a phucking drunk. .you don't need that kinda girl in your life...let her go. You need to have standard & Principe when you go after women..the first thing you need to do is boooast up your confidence..forget money..that's all you need. Women are more attracted to confident guys like me. I have slept with 17 females on nairaland already...20 more to go. .
tries me. ..I don't usually give advise but I feel your pain...bro jusss let her go or else..she will phuck you up again..big time. If your heart is weak right now..how will you handle th REAL deal when she cheat on you. You the kinds guy that will advise your girl to wear a conduuuuum when she phuckin another guy...lol

...anyways am a plaYa & I phuck many babes...I No her type....we call them easy..MY NIGGGGGA...LET THE B!TCH GO..I will hook you up with nice chicks on nairaland..I have two babes for you..Refiner or Onstelly..they are single! wink

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Romance › Re: Pls Help My Girl Is Having Sex Now With Anoda by MrCork: 8:54pm On Apr 02, 2016

Rudboi1:
Guys pls my girl just called me dat she will be spending d nyt in a guys house dat shes drunk. She forgot to end d call nd I heard her telling d guy to get a condom pls wat will I do am confused I've been calling nd she's not picking up

...is her name Onstelly from nairaland ??...dyammmm..I knew it!!! angry

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Romance › Re: Is It Really Bad When A Girl Ask A Guy Out?! by MrCork: 8:48pm On Apr 02, 2016

onstelly:
Am not looking for a man, he goat

...really??...thats why you been single foe the pass 10year...abi??......YOU LIER!!!! undecided

Romance › Re: Is It Really Bad When A Girl Ask A Guy Out?! by MrCork: 7:48pm On Apr 02, 2016

onstelly:
Ewu

...R U A LADY??...HELL NOOOO...YOU WILL NEVER FIND MAN ON NAIRALAND IF U KEEEp SWAAAAAARIN!! (words of wissdum) embarassed

Romance › Re: Is It Really Bad When A Girl Ask A Guy Out?! by MrCork: 3:23pm On Apr 02, 2016

onstelly:
Omg I give up

.^^^^ANGRY YORUBA GIRL...CONTROL YA TEMPER!! undecided

Romance › Re: Is It Really Bad When A Girl Ask A Guy Out?! by MrCork: 2:20pm On Apr 02, 2016

lanredavidju:
Really confused about d whole scenario!!! When a girl tries asking a guy out they say she don't have self esteem!!!! Naija sha. As for me o dere is really nothing wrong about it

...ask Onstelly of nairaland. ...she ask me out twice.. I said *yes* twice! undecided

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