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KashyBaby:
Oohh now ur denying u ain't snooping on me/ stalking me? Then how d hell u end up with my threads knowing that u not even following me literally eehh?


U don't do this to anyone,except on me abi? Unless they quote u back perhaps...

So, I hereby declare by the power vested upon me that U are officially my DIE HARD FAN..

Ta ta for now.

ifeajikap:
This girl wey I dy give lines 4 my area said I shuld take her out 4 april fools day? Nawa oooo who come be d fool? Abi she tink say I be maga

Lunar2010:
You would wonder if we have not become a laughing stock...

https://twitter.com/JohnAshbourne/status/715592091410292736

naughtynaughty:
talk abt d post

naughtynaughty:
What do u guys really want? More than half of the guys of this generation want ladies with Kim K shape: round, big ass. Fine pointed boobs with nice cleavage right? And then a tiny sexy waist. When guys see a new lady, the first thing is to find means to see her 'backyard' whether she's endowed or not.

How do y'all selfish being want those less endowed ladies to feel? Huhn? Just how? Some guys will even say..after seeing one ugly grl, I stylishly checkd her nyash to see if I can manage her or not. Why do you want to manage her? Because of her shape right?

Y'all guys would rather flock sheepishly around an endowed lady than a less endowed one. Lol.
Watched kcee, harrysong and skibi's EBAIno music vidoe? That's whatI am talking about . You saw the way skibi left her own "ukwuless" girl and followed the lady wit big nyash? And the mumu things kc nd harrysong we're doing?

Una neva see anytin, there are butt padd, boobs pad, hips pad, cleavage lifting pad, waist trainer etc even camel toe pad any guy marrying a lady bcus of her shape is on a loooonnnngggg thing. And Yes, 50prcnt of ladies you see on the streets with nice shapes has one those things on. Don't be suprise wen you take them home and after undressing you see a 'flat slippers almost touching her knee and a flat ass. I don't blame ladies using it @all, afterall if u cannot join dem u beat dem

player007:
Its obvious you are still a kid, that been said let me school you a little.Nothing in life is worth fighting for. Your best clothes are someone's rags, your account balance which you see to be loaded is someone's donation at a function, your most cherished house is someone's farm house.Your good paying job is someone's allowance.
So what is the squabble all about? Life is too small to feel bigger or better than anybody. We're all naked to death says Steve Jobs. Nothing can save us from it. I hate to see people who brag about wealth, beauty, intelligence, level of education, fame and material possessions. There's nothing you've achieved in life that no one else has never gotten. There's only one thing that is worth bragging which is "YOUR BELIEF IN GOD ALMIGHTY".
Always remember that the people you trampled upon on your way up a ladder will be the same set of people you're likely to pass on your way down, so cause no problem for others because if you do, they'll become your very problem one day. Finally, even banana stems will one day become dried leaves.
THINK ABOUT THIS

DaisyII:
Shoo! Out...out of my mentions! :p

duchess25:
who be this? thought u travelled to Somalia for peacekeeping of fair women.lol

vizkiz:
abeg who get time machine.

Blessogede:
I am planning to get married and i have two woman in my hand that i love so the mother of the second one go for prayer from three different church and they choose me, i now went to a close prophet to pray so that he can choose for me out of the two, he now choose the one that her mother went for prayer. So the mother again go to him to pray again so that he can finally accept then the prophet told her i am not the right person, after telling me that the girl is my destiny wife.... Pls friends help oooooo what to do.

Fiwasayo:
You think you made sense

ShayGirl:
U really need to be JAILED FOR STUPIDITY!!!
Enough with d quotes already..sick and tired of ur silly and meaningless comments. Gosh!!

ShayGirl:
So u had to mention me four times for all these rubbish talk.. Smh for u!!

FlawlessRebirth2:
I know many people will deny


say the truth and put the devil to shame

FlawlessRebirth2:
I know many people will deny


say the truth and put the devil to shame

onstelly:
Then stop mentioning my name you foggot

onstelly:
A man u said
I have one already, not looking for any again mister a piece of advise young man, better go n marry cos from all look of things your problem is because you are old n lonely

onstelly:
Iru ewu

onstelly:
A man u said
I have one already, no to looking for any again mister a piece of advise young man, better go n marry cos from all look of things your problem is because you are old n lonely

onstelly:
Fooollllllllll

onstelly:
Now this is too much
If you don't let me be, I swear I will curse u

FlawlessRebirth2:
no1
Mr Cork still as the biggggest d***K on nairaland coz I seen the pictue & he too dyamm big......(kikikikikiki) this one is top1