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Romance › Re: Tweet Of The Day [Hilarious] by MrCork: 2:30pm On Jan 12, 2016
veeluv2015:
which yeye ban? undecided I have your time today.
..AM WARNIN U GOAT...AM WARNIN U...DON'T PUSSSSHME!! angry
Romance › Re: Tweet Of The Day [Hilarious] by MrCork: 12:39pm On Jan 12, 2016
veeluv2015:
lol...who give dis 1 executive power? keep dreaming bro tongue
..you sstubborn she GOAT..they beg me to lift of your ban yesterday. .THANK ME LATER!!... angry
Romance › Re: Lets Mimic Each Other. by MrCork: 7:29am On Jan 12, 2016
HateU2:
Hi guys, let's catch some fun. Let's mimic any nairalander that is 'mimicable'.
'My neigbours won't talk to me'
'Someone said I have cat eyes'
'Is my hair long'
Kikikikiki grin grin
I guess you know that nairalander.
Bashing is allowed.
Have a nice day guys.
angry
Romance › Re: Ultimate Betray!! by MrCork(op): 7:22am On Jan 12, 2016
poshestmina:
Thanks but that's not me tongue
.^^^^ kaiiiii...see yellow leg!! tongue
Romance › Re: Ultimate Betray!! by MrCork(op): 7:19am On Jan 12, 2016
kaziblake:
You need medical help
^^^^this is one of them...they usually very defensive when I catch them out..TRATOR!! angry
Romance › Re: Pretty Ladies, What Is It Like To Be An Attractive Lady by MrCork: 9:55pm On Jan 11, 2016
WiLdFLame:
Do you like or enjoy it? if not, would you rather be unattractive becase of the problems you have as a result of being attractive?. Do attentions from others feel shallow or empty sometimes? Do you feel intimidated when you see another preetier or attractive than you do?
lets hear you



ONILA....YOU AGAIN....WIT YOR 50 NEW THREADS EVERY MINUTE....STOP BORING US!! angry


Romance › Re: The New Mr "Romance--lander" by MrCork: 9:06pm On Jan 11, 2016
ERUDITEE:
LOL I'm just here for fun and education. . .
by the way you know I'm a newbie so ah need some insights and tips about the slangs being used on NL.
...ok bro..we don't cuss or swaaar at the ladies & we all ways respect the lightskin females...that's the rule! (No opfense) smiley
Romance › Ultimate Betray!! by MrCork(op): 9:02pm On Jan 11, 2016
..Social media report now reports that black women (especially nigerian ladies)are now settlelin for Indian guys becuz they plan to move to India...this was in an order report yesterday! undecided
Romance › Re: Shout-out To Nigerian Girls Who Can Do This by MrCork: 8:50pm On Jan 11, 2016
prettythicksme:
I think u r smart now cheesy
angry
Romance › Re: After Four Good Years Of Friendship!!! by MrCork: 8:48pm On Jan 11, 2016
yinkus4u2c:
4 years of friendship or courtship? Please be detailed
angry
Romance › Re: The New Mr "Romance--lander" by MrCork: 8:47pm On Jan 11, 2016
ERUDITEE:
[center]HEY BLOKES AND DAMSELS!.
I'm a fresher here on nairaland though i'v been a guest for a long time.
I know Nlanders are mannerles and do insult a lot nevertheless I believe I deserve a rousing welcome. . . .
anyone to show me around?
yipeeeee!!!![/center]
..congratt.....are u looookin for man or woman? angry
Romance › Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by MrCork: 7:50pm On Jan 11, 2016
Pheals:
Waiting for you guys to share yours before mine

Oya!!!

Tosyne2much
Sinaj
Falconey
Aminat508
Ishilove
Agarawu23
Cherlene
Omotayor123
Prettythicksme
Flow1759
Introvert
Twaci
Ask4bigneyo
Dygeasy

Wanna hear from u. HAPPY SUNDAY
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Share Your Worst Experience (whe You Were A Kid) by MrCork: 7:49pm On Jan 11, 2016
Pheals:
Waiting for you guys to share yours before mine

Oya!!!

Tosyne2much
Sinaj
Falconey
Aminat508
Ishilove
Agarawu23
Cherlene
Omotayor123
Prettythicksme
Flow1759
Introvert
Twaci
Ask4bigneyo
Dygeasy

Wanna hear from u. HAPPY SUNDAY
angry
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Charming Guy On Nairaland by MrCork: 7:48pm On Jan 11, 2016
JSmart4u:
It's wise if the truth is always told. Am i not the most charminghuh

LINK: www.nairaland.com/jsmart4u
see for wide forehead like Somali gateman...so I happy to say I use charm for women? undecided
Romance › Re: (open Letter To Ladies On Nairaland And Naija As A Whole) by MrCork: 7:44pm On Jan 11, 2016
Dantee005:
You can read,right..?
...call down babes. ..be nice..babes are u male or females? smiley
Romance › Re: (open Letter To Ladies On Nairaland And Naija As A Whole) by MrCork: 7:00pm On Jan 11, 2016
Dantee005:
This actually my first post on this section,xo any error should be pardoned....

Dear Ladies,

I have read and observed the posts and comments that are posted about the evil men do.On how heartless and callous boys can be.
That al men are cheats and liars.That we boys are heartbreakers..
All these may be tru about some of us.But u gals got to realise dat no one is perfect and every1 makes mistakez....
We boys to do experience heartbreak too....Infact datz one of the d reasons some men becum heartbreakers,becuz of d pain they hav experienced....
Wen d heart has been broken,suddenly d awareness dat luv doesnt exist takesover and makes a Guy want to hurt other ladies becos of wat he suffered in d hands of anoda.....

It called transfer of aggression....

Xo ladies out dere branding boys heartbreakers,liars and cheats....Stop 4 a while to think if u are not guilty of dat xame sin....
...babes are u male or female? smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies:How Much Does It Cost To Fix A Brazillian Hair by MrCork: 6:59pm On Jan 11, 2016
Love Machine:
A girl told me she want to make her hair.I am thinking of giving her the money but i want to know the price.I am not a maga though.I just want to surprise her for new year.If it is beyond my reach i will tell her"baby,i can't afford it"Please i want to know the price.
...bro u want to fix yo hair? undecided
Romance › Re: Why Women Should Know How To Cook? by MrCork: 6:51pm On Jan 11, 2016
kateskitty:
OMG what have I done. E pain you like this grin huh
angry
Romance › Re: A Guy Flirts With Adidas Online Assistant (Hilarious Snapshot) by MrCork: 4:04pm On Jan 11, 2016
scachy:
Lol,some people are really funny

Lalasticlala, Mynd44 pls push this to FP
Ishilove pls do the needful
...wot on earth has addida gots to do wit romance? ..... bro can u move your talfukus thread to home section pls!! angry
Romance › Re: Why Women Should Know How To Cook? by MrCork: 3:14pm On Jan 11, 2016
kateskitty:
Oh I'm sorry, did I make you mad
There's a saying 'ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer' grin
...watch yor Ghana mouth...don't make me ban u..6 month ban! angry
Romance › Re: Tweet Of The Day [Hilarious] by MrCork: 3:13pm On Jan 11, 2016
veeluv2015:
MTSHEEEEEEEEEW!!!
....DARLING..I HAVE EXEKUTIVE POWER ON NAIRALAND...DON'T MAKE ME BAN U FOR BEIN A STUBBORN GOAT....THIS YO LAST WARNIN!!! angry
Romance › Re: Tweet Of The Day [Hilarious] by MrCork: 11:36am On Jan 11, 2016
veeluv2015:
still old. Keep trying. I'm sure u'll be able to come up with a new line before the day runs out EWU!!!





..watch yor Ghana mouth or else.....I ban u for 6month!! (REAL TALK) angry



Romance › Re: Tweet Of The Day [Hilarious] by MrCork: 11:00am On Jan 11, 2016
veeluv2015:
mumu...this is old. Can't you be creative and come up with something new? angry
...pliss tell me how u expet xpet to find man when u all ways talk back.....can u now c the reason why we prefer white women's ova u...even I seff no want u..GOAT!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Tweet Of The Day [Hilarious] by MrCork: 9:47am On Jan 11, 2016
veeluv2015:
no....i'm green skinned angry




^^^GOAT....an then she complains she can't find man on nairaland!! undecided




Romance › Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo-copied. by MrCork: 7:00am On Jan 11, 2016
missdebs:
you can as well marry a prostitute
^^^^^ther u go...attttitude...that's why we all ways preefer them to u!! (No ofeeeense). angry
Romance › Re: Why Women Should Know How To Cook? by MrCork: 6:54am On Jan 11, 2016
kateskitty:
It depends on the shade of light grin
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Decide: Yoruba Guys Or IBO Guys? by MrCork(op): 8:14pm On Jan 10, 2016
missKiffy:
I wonder o
...sweery..this thread as notin to do wit glasses...pliss read wit glasses!! (No oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Decide: Yoruba Guys Or IBO Guys? by MrCork(op): 8:02pm On Jan 10, 2016
Tymax:
So romance is peculiar to a tribe? Lol.
..Son..the thread is to find out why the ladies prefer Yoruba guys smiley to IBO people.........wot as tribe gots to do wit anytin?.. pliss read do glasses!!(No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Women Should Know How To Cook? by MrCork: 5:51pm On Jan 10, 2016
kateskitty:
Q: Why should a woman know how to cook?
A: You are an adult.

If your parents could cook for you from when you were little up until when they shipped you off to college sad, that shows that they are matured and responsible adults. So at some point in your miserable life grin, you will have to learn to be independent and grow up, hence, cooking for yourself will become very necessary.
Buying food from outside may seem easy and convenient at first but it is not so in the long run. You’ll understand once you take up cooking at home, that you are able to cook to your taste and manage your weight by managing what you eat.
Chopping the vegetables, peeling, stirring a pot of soup or sauce, baking while you let your mind wander and drift away from worries – this is what cooking is about, it can help to ease stress and release your tensions.
When you eat in a restaurant you are not just paying for the food but also the building where you're eating, the staff who served you, the service, and other costs involved with the restaurant, so you can't compare cooking for yourself to eating out. Cooking is a great way to save money on food.
Women who can cook are more appealing to men, and men who cook are more appealing to women, there is nothing hotter than a guy who can cook. Who isn’t impressed with their partner who cooks well? Cooking for yourself helps you control the ingredients, so you can avoid using the unhealthy additives and preservatives used in processed food.
I personally feel that cooking is a basic life skill that everyone should learn. This skill is an amazing combination of art and science. It will definitely help to improve your life. So it's not about being a woman, it's about being a fvcking adult grin
..are u lightskin? angry

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