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...when a guy cooooome on yor face...pliss does that make more sence?]

Jonathan2787:
idiot do i look like am writing an essay? who called this bovine here

...Jango... you write dumb thread like ilitarrate coz women ignore u on nairaland an now u r cussin people for no reason......change to Ghana atitude or else I will never makit in life!! (No ofeense)

Oyind17:
I went to my elder brother's house for a visit and I lost my peace due to what I saw there.
I didn't call him on phone before going, I knocked and their first son opened the gate for me, when I entered they were eating. Normally the woman was supposed to dish food if they needed more but to my greatest surprise she asked him to dish more, like an obedient servant he went to the kitchen to get more.

About 30 minutes later her younger sister arrived and the wife started sending him all manner of errands, she started with bring yam for Mercy( the name of the girl), he brought the yam and she sent him again to tie the yams together for the girl, I was pissed cos I couldn't believe my brother was doing that.

She later send him to their shop to bring some stuffs for the girl, I left immediately cos I couldn't bear it any longer. The girl is above 20

To the men,would you accept such from your wives and to the wives would you treat your husbands as errand boys.

...so wot if for brother is a Ghana house boy?...r ghana house boys not human?..bro...yo brother muss work for the puuunny...pirrrrriod!! (No oofense)

yahoomessenger:
This is actually the first time that I will be creating a post on NL. But as the saying goes, a desperate situation requires a desperate measure.
I do not truly believe in love until I met Sophia. Fast forward 12 months; my love for her still grows by each passing day. I promised to marry her. She loves me like mad. But the problem is that her parents do not want her to marry outside her state, let alone my state.
We are the same tribe but her mum by some reason does not like people from my state and has told my Sophia that I may be a good man but that if she marries me she (the mum) will never be happy.
I was expecting that with time the woman will soften her stand but this Christmas it became obvious she won't change. Now, a suitor from the same state is asking for my girl's hand in marriage and her mum wants her to marry the guy.
After speaking with my girl this night she told me that the pressure is too much because she cant go against her parents wish and that 'Mr. A (the suitor) is a nice guy too'. With that statement I feel that my girl is about leaving me.
So it's with a heavy heart I write this piece. I really need your advise. Thanks in anticipation!

....is she lightskin?

steveneche:
STUPID QUESTIONS AND APPROPRIATE ANSWERS

1. You entered the bathroom, as you are bathing, someone ask you “what are you doing”.
ANSWER: I’m frying fish.
2. You wake up in the morning you are going out a neighbour ask “you don wake”
ANSWER: No na my ghost be this.
3. A family friend put to bed and someone ask “was she pregnant?”
ANSWER: No she vomited an egg which later hatched.
4. You are in a queue at the ATM and
someone sees you and ask “what are you doing here?”
ANSWER: I’m waiting to vote for my favourite political party. nonsense.
5. You are going to church with a bible
someone ask you “Are you going to church?”
ANSWER: No I’m going to the shrine.
6. You are watching a football match and the scored a goal people are shouting someone ask “dey don score?”
ANSWER: No the referee just died.
7. You are coming out of the toilet someone sees you and ask “Are u coming from the toilet?”
ANSWER: No I’m coming from the market.
8. You are coming home wearing NYSC
uniform someone sees u and ask “you don graduate?”
ANSWER: No i just get admission for secondary school na the uniform be this. Rubbish!
.
Friends…I want to sleep, should I close my eyes?

....so theise r the question u people ask ther in nigeria?.... u homebase people mennn!! (No ofeense)

ivyT:
gerrarahere mehn,u don knw sun uhn,till i tell u sun uhn

u wont understand that 1 nw,wld u?

...sweet hat..hav u been to London?.. NO.

My addvise...u show respects to a Londoner!!

unilagfreshest:
Will advice u read d story once more nd den comment.

...u said your uncle was cryn be coz yor aunty divorce him be coz he had one child & another phone her to caht het up(read for last post)...
......bro yo uncle show weakness & insecurity.. how can a real man cry OVa a woman.. .. my advise....tell him to man up & find an OTHER woman..[REAL TALK]

ivyT:
every time 'homebase''its beginning to sound irritating

^^^ther u go...typickal homebase Chick...they all ways talk back & don't act like lady!! (No ofeense)

bronzegoddess:
No be today na. If I tell u d names I've been called.

..mugu?

SamJed:
All this ladies of nowadays eh...why do you girls keep your legs in an awkward manner when snapping pictures, yet if i pray to God to keep your leg in that manner, you will say God forbid. So ladies, why do you do it
Lalasticlala Mynd44 Seun abeg help me ask all this girls o

...why don't u find out by dressin up as female!! This homebase people mennn!(no ofeense)

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, my neighbor does not seem happy because I decided to park my car in my drive way instead of parking next to her son.

She didn't tell me that she wasn't happy, I could tell by the expression on her face as she was driving in.

My neighbor is a Nigerian btw. What do you think?[/color]

^^^hmm..Onila!

naughtynaughty:
y did u like it oga c0rk

...it's like ice cream. it' is sweet!!

misspresident:
ouch.

...are u lightskin?

WiLdFLame:
whats wrong with some ladies who live carefree lifestyle without any smart or brainy mind & thinking on how far & how well.
my streetie who is her boyfriend(now ex) and her younger sister who is a nurse had given several pieces of advice bt evrievri has been falling on this girl's deaf hear . she had aborted 3 times before meeting my friend late 2014,four times for my friend then of recently aborted again for an anonymous guy, what's the use of "morning after pill" or postinio abi wetin dis hoes wey no dey loyal dey call it? naso how skin to skin sweet re2h? wen she no be IRUNOOBOO,NAUGHTYNAWTI,YEMOXYL OR MAMAGINI abi wetin be her moniker. she no go hear and naso she sabi fvck enh,...i've taken it upon myself now to give her d hottest hardest slapping or beating of herlife to reset her bitching her mind and life...no tell wetin concern me cos me and d girl dey rapport wella & dont tell me to go do deliverance or dat time will solve it. abeg make una advise me how i correct her from all this shiit mehn!

...u want ma advice?

Leriebloom:
Obviously.

...how?.. in nigeria?.
how long u been lightskin?

lifeisabitch:
what is jack?

...Jack..jacking..self service. .make sense?

naughtynaughty:
y wat oga c0rk :-/

..well u asked y we enjoy yo butt..didn't u?.(read yo last post).and the ansa is Yes we like it.. kabbbish!!

lifeisabitch:
your own

...plis change that picture...or else..99%of homebase guys will Jack on it!

Leriebloom:
When ur question is confusing. Are i lightskin?,is dat even a question. and i btw m nt Ghanian bt proudly Nigerian.

..well you nid to grow up & quit actin like a Nigerian..nairaland is not a market place.. ok so r u lightskin?

unilagfreshest:
This happened last Christmas to an uncle of mine.
In the evening of that Christmas day, after the usual merriment and funfair of the day.. The wife was in the kitchen cooking their dinner, when her phone beeped, naturally he wouldn't touch her phone, but instinct told him to check who and what the beeped was. He guessed her phone password right, it was a whatsapp message, it was from a guy she once explained to him was her EX before they met 2 years ago (they have been married for 1year plus now) , after the usual festive greetings and all, his wife told him 'I miss you a lot, and no one has ever made me felt, the way you used to, how I wish we are still together' . Though the guy reply was LOL. Ever since, he has left home and hasn't returned home up till now, he has been staying with friends, he hasn't told his wife what he saw.. please what advice can we give to him coz he is considering divorce. They have a one year old son.

....yo uncle want to divorce his wife coz another man call his wife phone?....how old is he?.. 14?... he is insecure.. Tell him I said he shod chill out & stay for his son sake!!

Estharfabian:
I find the Act gross, nauseating and Selfish....

The Anus is strictly made for pooping people!

^^^^BORING GEEK!

naughtynaughty:
Butt dat u will do nd u will not b able to shit again..God 4bid! Guys repent oo dis 2016

I mean, der r no Gspot @d butt..hw den wil any grl derive pleasure frm bn screwed frm d bck? 80prcnt of ladies dt does it don't enjy it..forget d lielie moaning..dey r all fakin it 2please u guyz. Guys pls stp

..why not?

lifeisabitch:
guess

...kaiiii...see booobsi....who's picture did u use in yor profile?

lifeisabitch:
you are dumb

....why did u steal £5000 under mirror?

Leriebloom:

^^^ this is how they fail skool exam & then blamin teacher. ..she reply question wit question... (this Ghana women mennn)!

lifeisabitch:
I travelled to my famiy house for the yuletide, my house was full of extended family, cousins, in-laws, and people I really do not know.

I kept 5k in the dressing mirror, before I could say jack, the money was missing. Some one told me that one guy (name withheld) took it, but I shouldn't mention his name cos he does not want wahala from the said thief. Now I announced to the whole house that my 5k is missing. The alleged thief is the person leading the team to search for my money. Now my question is, when a person who steals from you helps you look for the stuff, how will it be found?

...WOW...ok so u help a theif theif £5000 under a mirror??... SHAME ON YOU!!

Leriebloom:
SMH

..are I lightskin?

AyamConfidence:
you lie man...i love kids so dont generalize it...u can castrate yourself if you dont want kids (no ofensie)

...I bet u keep cows as pet..I lie?...bro quit desivin yo sef...how the heck are u sopose to hook up other women when u hav dyamm kids run in around like mosskito?

.u look like a farmer though.

AyamConfidence:
foolish man...if your parents dint put up with all that would you be here...go back to school bro (no offenise)

...bro I don't mean to sound rudes but is that u in yopicture profile wear in pink dress?...yor boy friend muss be really proud....who wants children in 2016?.. u?