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Romance › Re: Is Pimples A Turn Off For You? by MrCork: 11:05pm On Jan 06, 2016
dollyjoy:
sadsadsad thanks for the insult.now leave me alone,i dun wanna marry u againnnnnncheesy
...sweery am a lover not a fighter. ..I don't insult women coz I love women..don't worry..when I arrive in nigeria next month..I will brink u a cork..sugarcane & a nice London sweater! ! wink
Romance › Re: Isn't It Selfish To Bring Children Into This World by MrCork: 11:00pm On Jan 06, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Bros I will be free with or without children. My parents have always been free even after having more than 2 children
...u will be free how?... u don't hav job..Mooiney or car but u want children..abi?....wot r they going eat?. Sugarcane? ... lookhear bro..forget children mennn. They r rubbish!! (Truss me) angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls This Fake by MrCork: 10:56pm On Jan 06, 2016
marieolae:
Why not read the rest of the post mrcorky
....well the boy said all women r fake coz they ignore him...but u wunt they ignore him when he write long story wit no coma...paragraph or fullstop. Does nairaland look like Ghana? (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Is Pimples A Turn Off For You? by MrCork: 10:52pm On Jan 06, 2016
dollyjoy:
mtheeeeeeeeeeeeew.

That imaginary range rover have been your national anthem since 1890bc.
...see yor Ghana head like sugarcane...who drive range rover spot in yor village...can for king afprd range rover?..GOAT!! (No ofeense) undecided
Travel › Re: An Accident Experience by MrCork: 10:38pm On Jan 06, 2016
debque:
Chisos!!!!! ...like seriously?....d IQ of a goat is better Dan urs...
...bro..can I see am talkin to babe..vonn?... pliss don't make me swaaar for u!! (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls This Fake by MrCork: 10:35pm On Jan 06, 2016
Jonathan2787:
why are girls so fake imagine meeting a girl she gave you her number herself told you her name try to initiate friendship by showing interest in you asking many questions and calling to make sure you have her number and when you decided to give her a try by telling her something romantic they just become something else not responding to your chats claiming they are super busy forming they are not cheap trying to make you crawl on your belly i don't blame guys who use and dump them all this have been my experience with girls and today this very nonsense happened i wasn't interested in her she came to my working place and i was helping her with something online with my computer and she was all over me checking my pix and programming my number in her phone all because she asked if i am on what's app now that i realized her beauty and decided to try she's forming what i dunno, even previous girls i have dated remained fake after we started dating and am usually the one that end up demanding a breakup am tired lemme become a nun please or gay lol
. Bro r u pregnant??... girls r fake coz they ignore u?..am goin back to bed MENNN!!. undecided
Romance › Re: Isn't It Selfish To Bring Children Into This World by MrCork: 10:31pm On Jan 06, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
I don't have children but I want children and I will have someday
..why the heck do u want children?.. u don't wanna be free? undecided
Travel › Re: An Accident Experience by MrCork: 10:29pm On Jan 06, 2016
vonn:
So I was in a bus travelling back to school this morning when we got to Igbodo in Delta state. Suddenly, a car swerved infront of us. The bus driver applied brakes but the bus didn't stop till it had hit the small car from behind. We all quickly got out of the vehicle which had then stopped near the bush as the other car infront was releasing smoke. Soon the car caught fire but nothing could be done to quench it. The occupants got out but the booth was jammed and their properties couldn't be rescued. Although few people obtained little bruises, it was way better than being roasted alive.

We all should be careful as we drive. Let us mind the way we speed. Even if we're not driving, try to caution the drivers. We have just a life to live.


Photo from the accident below.
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Isn't It Selfish To Bring Children Into This World by MrCork: 10:25pm On Jan 06, 2016
EnigmaticEnigma:
cheesy cheesy omg!!!

Falconey, u should change ur moniker to CorkJunior or SirCork cheesy

Seems most women def want kids whether they are prepared financially or not, selfish angry
[..Falconey is an albino..I ain't. ..anyways No man wants kids coz they frekin eat too much like rabit...they tear up yo funiture...they messsup yo CD collection & worse of all...they prevent other babes from comin to yor flat... I lie? angry
Romance › Re: Isn't It Selfish To Bring Children Into This World by MrCork:
STFUareyouGod:
pls stop derailing
..this thread is about makin children....do u no anytin about nakin children??... do u hav children? undecided
Romance › Re: Isn't It Selfish To Bring Children Into This World by MrCork: 10:15pm On Jan 06, 2016
falconey:
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...calm down son...calm down! wink
Romance › Re: Isn't It Selfish To Bring Children Into This World by MrCork: 10:11pm On Jan 06, 2016
[quote author=EnigmaticEnigma post=41726935]falconey, are you hearing ur daddyhuh

wrong though, oh great old layer.

pple do want kids and most for selfish reasons, like just wanting one cause their friends have one.[/quote



...falconey calls me daddy only on Mondays....an for the record..I hate kids..all men hate kids but for some reason...the women juss wanna trap us.. i lie? undecided
Romance › Re: Is Pimples A Turn Off For You? by MrCork: 10:06pm On Jan 06, 2016
dollyjoy:
sadsadsadsad no they dnt.,they only sell cork.
...ok then..I will bring cork & calender to u when I arrive in nigeria next month...did I mention I drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot! wink
Romance › Re: Isn't It Selfish To Bring Children Into This World by MrCork: 10:03pm On Jan 06, 2016
EnigmaticEnigma:
Like y have kids huh

Then start worrying if they'd be gay, die young, fail...

Just seems to me that having kids is selfish, like, what if the kid never wanted to be born huh

Trippy undecided
...ther wax a reason y abortion waz invented...nobody want childrens! angry
Romance › Re: Isn't It Selfish To Bring Children Into This World by MrCork: 10:00pm On Jan 06, 2016
falconey:
undecided


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..CRACKHEAD...can I be yor daddy? smiley
Romance › Re: Is Pimples A Turn Off For You? by MrCork: 9:58pm On Jan 06, 2016
dollyjoy:
is today on sunday?cheesy
...they don't sell calendiar they in nigeria? undecided
Romance › Re: Is Pimples A Turn Off For You? by MrCork: 9:03pm On Jan 06, 2016
dollyjoy:
you like girls with pimples?ama onecheesy
...well today is yor locky day...I date girls wit pimples on Sundays! angry
Romance › Re: Is Pimples A Turn Off For You? by MrCork: 8:54pm On Jan 06, 2016
dollyjoy:
Pimples make me look even more beautiful.

Mehhhn but i hate itsad

....YOU THIS GHANA GIRL AGAIN...SO U HAV PIMPLES. .ABI?..AN THEN U ACTIN LIKE U R BEYANSI!!!
angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Ruins Relationship. by MrCork: 4:18pm On Jan 06, 2016
dollyjoy:
cheesycheesycheesy it is only in nairaland that a homeboy will claim to be londoner.,
angry
Romance › Re: Which Is More Tolerable In A Relationship; Body Odour Or Mouth Odour by MrCork: 11:39am On Jan 06, 2016
scentmarlc:
You don wake up baa cheesy cheesy



Oya shook mouth ontop the matter.





Between B.O and M.O ....which can you tolerate more ... In your relationship. And why?


....depends if she's lightskin! angry
Romance › Re: Which Is More Tolerable In A Relationship; Body Odour Or Mouth Odour by MrCork: 10:59am On Jan 06, 2016
scentmarlc:
This question is my tricky question for today.


Answer it with cogent reason(s).



Source:
https://scentmarlc./2016/01/06/body-odour-vs-mouth-odour-a-coin-of-same-sides/
...which one do I heh? (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Men Be Honest... by MrCork: 10:26am On Jan 06, 2016
Maxi112:
u will soon ask me if she is short or tall...
answer me plz
..wots he question? undecided
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Ruins Relationship. by MrCork: 7:32am On Jan 06, 2016
dollyjoy:
and it only on nairaland that you will see a full grown man,with over grown beard imitating bovi thereby making a fool of himself.
^^^see for head like jacket potato....it's only in nairaland we find village girls tryna impress a Londoner.. I lie? angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Ruins Relationship. by MrCork: 7:27am On Jan 06, 2016
dollyjoy:
and it only on nairaland that you will see a full grown man,with over grown beard imitating bovi thereby making a fool of himself.
angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Ruins Relationship. by MrCork: 11:40pm On Jan 05, 2016
psalmchi:
If u love ursev don't follow wah u read here or else u will regret. Dis section ruins relationship cos dey give u stupid nd irrelevant advise.
...bro do u nid ma profesional advise? angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Ruins Relationship. by MrCork: 11:38pm On Jan 05, 2016
dollyjoy:
So i am not the only one that noticed!!



It only in romance section that you will see a girl of 15yrs giving advice to a 37yrs old man on how to solve his marital problem.


La heed la pemecheesy
....and it's in nairaland u find 14yers old much more inteligent pass u... I lie? undecided
Romance › Re: Men Be Honest... by MrCork: 11:09pm On Jan 05, 2016
Maxi112:
MEN BE HONEST..
Your Wife caught you cheating on her with
another woman on your Matrimonial Bed, she
says nothing and leaves the scene.
Next morning she prepares your Favourite
Meal, calls you sweet names and serve you
breakfast with a smile.
Will you eat?
....is she lightskin or dakskin? angry
Romance › Re: Men Be Honest... by MrCork: 11:07pm On Jan 05, 2016
Maxi112:
MEN BE HONEST..
Your Wife caught you cheating on her with
another woman on your Matrimonial Bed, she
says nothing and leaves the scene.
Next morning she prepares your Favourite
Meal, calls you sweet names and serve you
breakfast with a smile.
Will you eat?
angry
Romance › Re: Abobaku Of Ife Who Has Been Missing For 3 Days Found Chilling In London *PICTURE by MrCork(op): 10:52pm On Jan 05, 2016
Joygalore:
You have a big problem
...yor ban has now been lifted...u now free to make nice coments about me! smiley
Romance › Re: How Do I Date A Nigerian Lady? by MrCork: 3:52pm On Jan 05, 2016
enkayhope:
Op even if u date and marry a white or non Nigerian lady who isnt urs and doesnt have LOVE for u,am sorry u will be in hel n probably die young. But if u cool down and work on ur perspective about Nigerian ladies. U will find LOVE and everlasting happiness,all u need do is just be urself real and not fake den y not. Rem whr u think thr r bad ppl,very good ppl also exists there too so my dr u can find ur queen in ur own land!
...so u want the skool boy to date u coz u the queen of nigeria? undecided
Romance › Re: How Do I Date A Nigerian Lady? by MrCork: 3:50pm On Jan 05, 2016
enkayhope:
Op even if u date and marry a white or non Nigerian lady who isnt urs and doesnt have LOVE for u,am sorry u will be in hel n probably die young. But if u cool down and work on ur perspective about Nigerian ladies. U will find LOVE and everlasting happiness,all u need do is just be urself real and not fake den y not. Rem whr u think thr r bad ppl,very good ppl also exists there too so my dr u can find ur queen in ur own land!
angry
Romance › Re: I Headbutt And Broke My Girlfriend's Nose By Midassultan by MrCork: 9:47am On Jan 05, 2016
midassultan:
blah blah... Ogbeni cut the grandiloquence. Its too obvious your stupid is beyond comprehension. Go to english classes, they wont. Now GTF off my mentions, comprehendo?
....calm down son..Am only turn to help u..do u no wot they do to woman beaters like u hear in London?...u get lock up..they given u a boy friend & then they 3some the he'll putter yor nyansh..


[size=16pt] WOMAN BEATER!![/size] undecided

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