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Romance › Re: I Headbutt And Broke My Girlfriend's Nose By Midassultan by MrCork: 7:02am On Jan 05, 2016
midassultan:
LOL. beat up a female? God how hard it must have been to pass english classes. Are u so myopic to the unintentional factor in that story. Bro, pls swerve, pronto.
...u come to nairaland like a eddiiot boasting of betin women .(read yor last dumb thread)..you are a disgrasce to mankind & guys like u muss be castrated & deported from nigeria to ghana! (No ofeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Queen In Nigeria Iniobong Okon Celebrates New Year Baby (photos) by MrCork: 11:50pm On Jan 04, 2016
AlexReports:
As a way of celebrating the new year, the reigning Most Beautiful Queen In Nigeria, Her Majesty Iniobong Okon visited University of Uyo teaching hospital to honour the new year baby.

The soft spoken beauty queen‎ who spent quality time with the New Year Baby congratulated the mother and promised to always visit the child till he is one year old.

While celebrating the new baby boy of the hospital she presented a towel, baby bath, pampers, powder, Oil and soap to the parent.

http://www.alexreports.info/2016/01/nice-one-most-beautiful-queen-in.html?m=0
angry
Celebrities › Re: Meet First Nigerian Male Transgender; Clifford Oche(photos) by MrCork: 11:49pm On Jan 04, 2016
sameer1212:
Thunder fire devil. angry
...bro..so u sayin u cant drink that booobsi?...r u blind? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Meet First Nigerian Male Transgender; Clifford Oche(photos) by MrCork: 11:35pm On Jan 04, 2016
onyowo:
U r a big disgrace
...shattap ther...so u saying if she open up...u wunt enter? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Meet First Nigerian Male Transgender; Clifford Oche(photos) by MrCork: 11:33pm On Jan 04, 2016
Kath5kouture:
The first Nigeria transgender man, Oche Clifford who is now Miss. Sahhara, who was born a male before becoming a model and singer.
She spoke of how happier she is that her dream of becoming a woman was achieved., Crying tears of Joy when she saw her transformation.

She has been known to stir the hornet with offensive speeches about how she supposedly hates God who created her.

The 28 year old Miss Sahara contestant was born a man, Living in Abuja for several years before moving to the UK about 7 years ago where she’s now living as a woman. She’s now a beauty queen, having participated in a few pageants. She (He) was 1st runner up at the 2011 Miss International Queen pageant.

See more pictures on my blog wink
...kaiiiii...see booobsi!! tongue
Romance › Re: I Headbutt And Broke My Girlfriend's Nose By Midassultan by MrCork: 11:05pm On Jan 04, 2016
midassultan:
However awkward this sounds, i did it! The lady in question is just a close friend 'cos man is still single. This lady, doesn't hesitate to invade my personal space, hug, peck, touch, and she even said she wants to eat my lips after she broke up with me 3 years ago. Oh i didn't indicate she was my ex. She was. She has always been persistent about putting her hand in my pocket which i always turn down. Last friday while walking, i was startled by a hand in my back pocket. I didn't know she was the one, thought it was pickpocket so i gave a headbutt that hit and broke her nose! I apologised and although she still picks my calls, i can sense she is withdrawing from me. And this makes me want to ask: What does it mean when a lady puts her hand in a guy's pocket? Been trying to find out since friday to no avail 'cos i am totally confused. Matured and candid opinions and advises please. Thank ya'll.
...u happy to beat up a female??.... serrrrioously?... you are a sad story & should be jailed(No oofense) undecided
Romance › Re: Sometimes I Feel I Should Be Alone Forever by MrCork: 11:01pm On Jan 04, 2016
lifeisabitch:
When I see the way some guys treat their wives, I just tell myself I rather be alone without a man than be beaten or insulted constantly by a man. I have found out that very rich guys are arrogant and may posses this trait. Me I can't take it o undecided to hell with your millions, I will pack my things and get the hell out (with my kids of course) undecided
...YOU AGAIN....ONILA..YOU AGAIN! angry
Romance › Re: --- Beautiful Dark Skin Women--- by MrCork: 10:56pm On Jan 04, 2016
lurlah2014:
Am proud to be a black babe
angry
Romance › Re: --- Beautiful Dark Skin Women--- by MrCork: 10:56pm On Jan 04, 2016
QueenValerie:
Dark skin women are BEAUTIFUL.They don't get acknowledged for this as much as they should.They have this beautiful glowing skin,it literally shines.Their skin makes for a great backdrop for bright colors,it pops off their skin.They're visual beautiful.It should be said/acknowledged more.
angry
Romance › Re: How Do I Date A Nigerian Lady? by MrCork: 10:39pm On Jan 04, 2016
poshestmina:
We don't want to date you as well angry angry
...Sweery plis ignore the little kid & Coome into my thread so we can talk about love! smiley
Romance › Re: How Do I Date A Nigerian Lady? by MrCork: 10:37pm On Jan 04, 2016
Vanquay:
You are more active than me, keep deceiving yourself old man. You need to CUM join us small boys to get a degree cus i said in 6 yrs time ama be making that kinda cash...Ogbeni go sleep Ordinary McDoinalds worker with a 1977 Range rover undecided

[size=16pt] STOP DERAILIN THE THREADS WIT YOR DUMB VIEWS!![/size]


Romance › Re: Am I Welcomed Here? by MrCork: 10:32pm On Jan 04, 2016
refiner:
hello romancelander.....nice meeting u guys.I registered November lastyr buh dis is my first time to visit romance section...my favourit section is d literature,celebrities and political section....may I know some of u guys?.well I admire some peepz here like misspicy,
prettythicme
missquote
laveda
tosyntomuch
kinglekan....dey re almost in every post...
and more that am not able to recall dere names(dont be offended).and of course lalasticlala.... so friends am I welcomed herehuhhuh
angry
Romance › Re: How Do I Date A Nigerian Lady? by MrCork:
Vanquay:
I actually just came back from practice and currently chilling, dont you have a life other than replying "school boys"...I am rich and in 6yrs time they will be diieing to get a cut of my $300,000 income,. keep driving your battered range rover and dont go and get a sensible degree
....u on $300.000 a year but then u spend 23 outer 24 hour on nairaland....my brother. .yor head is clearly not correct..goat!! (No ofeence) undecided
Romance › Re: How Do I Date A Nigerian Lady? by MrCork: 10:12pm On Jan 04, 2016
Vanquay:
I am in college dumbfvk undecided
^^^bro fon't u hav school homework?...u Tonkin nigerian women will date guys wit out qualifications? undecided
Romance › Re: How Do I Date A Nigerian Lady? by MrCork: 9:46pm On Jan 04, 2016
Vanquay:
I am in college dumbfvk undecided
....then get a pat time job as a toilet or black board cleaner there in college & stop moanin like a pregnant donkeys!! (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Hilarious! See How An Arsenal Fan Tricked His Wife by MrCork: 9:08pm On Jan 04, 2016
falconey:
grin


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[color=#000099]hello CRACKHEAD.. u find this funny? : undecided
Romance › Re: How Do I Date A Nigerian Lady? by MrCork:
Vanquay:
There's this cousin of mine, he's 32, a medical doctor and makes over $300,000 a year so hes a big baller. I had always wondered why hes still single and 3 years ago, he told me it was because he had a strong hatred for Nigerian ladies(he was raised in the states like me). Recently around november 2014 he called me telling me that his family were pressurizing him to marry a nigerian.
Last year christmas when the whole family met to throw bombass parties, he introduced me to his fiancee, my body "Just weak". This girl LADY was the true definition of "Wife Material". I was more than impressed with her behaviour and beauty.The brief convo we had revealed her mass of intellect when i was struggling to keep up, i stylishly started cracking jokes.
The problem is i am just like my cousin and would rather not have any Nigerian lady in my life due to past experiences. I have a strong fear and dislike of them. Can you guys give me tips on how to conquer this irrational fear as i foresee it might cause trouble in the far future. I still have time on my side as i will be turning 21 this year...All suggestions are welcome.


Lalasticlala,Mynd44 help a brother out...MrCork?
..GET A JOB GADEMMMMMIT!!!! angry
Romance › Re: What Does She Mean When She Says "You Are Not Caring" by MrCork: 4:49pm On Jan 04, 2016
wkkwl:
I have been dating this girl,i am caring but i don't know if there is another part of caring ooo.
...bro..they don't sell diccctionary there u nigeria? ...u don't no wot care means?
.Care for babe?...it shud make sense ones u pass 18yers old.. truss me!
lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Prostitutes In Delta Attack Customers Over Unpaid Bills by MrCork: 4:45pm On Jan 04, 2016
...but serrriooussly y r IBO women atakin people wit toilet water? (No ofeernse) undecided
Romance › Re: I Finally Called Him Last Night! We Didnt Break Up. by MrCork: 4:42pm On Jan 04, 2016
petkruz:
Yea i'm so happy now. I opened a thread concerning me wanting to break up with my man concerning him buying a car and not calling. Well after reading some meaningful and not the "senseless" comments I decided to call to talk to him.

I got to find out he has forgiven me but I still need to win his trust.He explained about the car,that he felt it's step by step! The car had to come first before moving to a 3bedroom flat,afterall he's not comfortable with us jumping into buses.

I felt bad when he told me girls who weren't his girlfriends called him first and he waited for my call till morning and concluded he wasn't all that important afterall and decided not to call.

I'v made up my mind NEVER to hurt him again,he's a good man and deserves to be treated like a king.

Thanks romancelanders for really dragging my ears and telling me the truth especially daretodiffer, I cudnt read all comments but you kept sounding the truth into my ears,i'm a stubborn woman,but I got broken.

Ifeanyi I know u aint on Nairaland,but these guys are my witness,i promise never to hurt you or your feelings again.I have dated the good bad and ugly but in all, you are a man with the best heart and I wouldn't trade that for all the useless fun the world has to offer,thanks for loving a drama queen like me!

Thanks everyone.
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....who did u call.. 2pak? undecided
Romance › Re: How Long Is Too Long To Wear An Engagement Ring? by MrCork: 4:39pm On Jan 04, 2016
mizquote:
who's onila?
..ONILA U CREATE 50 THREAD A DAY afar we beg u to stop. & THEN I ASK US WHO ONILA...
JOYGALORE WARNIN!
angry
Romance › Re: How Long Is Too Long To Wear An Engagement Ring? by MrCork: 4:36pm On Jan 04, 2016
mizquote:
who's onila?
angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The One Golden Rule Every CV Must Follow by MrCork: 4:17pm On Jan 04, 2016
Handsome1:
There have been tons and tons of How-tos on crafting a winning CV that will be just too perfect to be ignored by potential employers. Now, that’s all good stuff. But as with every form of knowledge, there is a basic, rudimentary and golden rule upon which the entire body lies. That one thing you can say is unarguable – the truth (if there’s any such thing).
As far as writing a great CV is concerned, there’s just ONE GOLDEN RULE..not two or three, just ONE: “If it will not help you get that job, don’t put it in your CV.”

Now this may go off as a no-brainer, but you really have to see a typical CV of a job applicant in Nigeria to appreciate the wisdom laden in this statement. Details like marital status, state of origin, religion, ethnic group, LGA of origin etc will not help you get a job. If anything, they will greatly hurt your chances of even landing an interview.

How so? There are number of reasons, but I’ll stick to one which I think you may easily relate to. While merit is a major factor in recruitment, we cannot overlook individual sentiments and differences in the different choices of employers and recruiters. Different people have different predilection, and sensitive details such as where you come from, what religion you profess, your marital status, tribe, age and co should be completely removed from your CV. I hope you catch the drift. In addition, these details have nothing to do with your skills, experiences and ability to deliver on the job, so why add them to your CV.

There are other factors that you must consider in crafting a great CV, but this one rule is essential.
....sinse when as c.v help any man to find woman? angry
Romance › Re: How Long Is Too Long To Wear An Engagement Ring? by MrCork: 4:14pm On Jan 04, 2016
mizquote:
I want to know.

how long is too long to be engaged?
..ONILA...U HAV STARTED WIT YOR THREADS AGAIN..ABI?...IN 2016!! angry
Romance › Re: How Long Is Too Long To Wear An Engagement Ring? by MrCork: 4:12pm On Jan 04, 2016
mizquote:
I want to know.

how long is too long to be engaged?
angry
Romance › Re: Prostitutes In Delta Attack Customers Over Unpaid Bills by MrCork: 4:10pm On Jan 04, 2016
dre11:
http://leadership.ng/news/488914/bizzare-commercial-sex-workers-delta-attack-customers-unpaid-bills
...but u r IBO women foreign people to drink toilet water. ...don't u people have cokacola in that Nigeria place? (No ofeense) undecided
Crime › Re: Two Brothers Burnt To Death For Stealing A Motorcyle (very Graphic Photos) by MrCork: 4:06pm On Jan 04, 2016
GurlFriend:
Jungle justice is not an exclusively Nigerian thing. Two brothers were reportedly burnt to death yesterday, January 3 for allegedly stealing a motorcycle in Cameroon.

In a shocking frenzy of jungle justice, the angry mob beat them with sticks, rods and other dangerous weapons, before finally burning them to death with fuel, tyres and the suspected stolen motorcycle.

It is reported that a security patrol van which was in the area at that time couldn't stop the angry mob from killing the alleged thieves

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http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/very-disturbing-photos-of-two-brothers.html
.....burn them like roast meat!! grin grin grin grin
Education › Re: What's The English Name Of Moimoi? by MrCork: 4:03pm On Jan 04, 2016
HRich:
You are confused about your location. No Offence.
^^^^see this ordinary homebase boy talk in to a Londoner like we on the same level....am I for mate? (No oofense) angry
Education › Re: What's The English Name Of Moimoi? by MrCork: 11:02am On Jan 04, 2016
Tosdam:
Nairalanders, abeg, what's the English name of moimoi?
...sorry..we don't eat those kinda rubbbissh food hear in London....we eat balance diet!! (No ofeense) angry
Christianity Etc › Re: SA Pastor Who Heals By Making People Eat Snakes & Undies Welcomes Child(Pics by MrCork: 9:40pm On Jan 03, 2016
DuchessLily:
Yep. Why ask? undecided
....Sweery how can u be light skin ther in Ghana?...STOP LIE!!! angry
Romance › Re: Does This Mean She Is Into Me by MrCork: 9:37pm On Jan 03, 2016
Rocktastic:
So there is this girl I work with.
And O Lord! This chic doesn't give me the time of day, she always wants me on the move, always want to make conversation, touching me indiscriminatly.
Doesn't give me a moment of peace, she's either trying to slap me most of the time or she is tryna hit me on the chest.
Does these actions signify anything?
...she slap Yor face & u ask in US to make conversation wit her?...serrriosly? undecided
Romance › Re: Does This Mean She Is Into Me by MrCork: 9:34pm On Jan 03, 2016
Rocktastic:
So there is this girl I work with.
And O Lord! This chic doesn't give me the time of day, she always wants me on the move, always want to make conversation, touching me indiscriminatly.
Doesn't give me a moment of peace, she's either trying to slap me most of the time or she is tryna hit me on the chest.
Does these actions signify anything?
angry

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