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Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 10:25am On Aug 04, 2015
....I bet on ma £28,000(cash) Range Rover spot that lagmostkuit chick sells Bread n egg... I lie? angry
Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 10:22am On Aug 04, 2015
lagmostkuit:
[size=15pt]It's obvious u're obsessed with lagmostkuit.[/size]
...obseesed wit who?...how?..when?....U fine?...U lightskin?...serrrrrrrriiiiooous loooooooooong hisssssssssssssssss!!!!!! undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:17am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
undecided with all these repetitions am beginning to think you are a robot
...huh? .which repletion?....sweeery ru ok ? ..U been to London?...so juss becoz I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot u r hatin...abi?...anyways, sinse yor cake is edible, I will eat it when I arrive in Nigeria in 2 week.. Plis make sure u look fine, loooose weight and look lightskin!! wink
Romance › Re: Guys Friendzoned In Most Hilarious Way!!! +pics by MrCork: 10:14am On Aug 04, 2015
Fulaboy:
Lol grin cork you will never change grin oh yes I was raised in a farm and we cattle and horses as well you can contact me if you need one
..bro I hav notin agaist u sellin cattle..i respect yor hussle & at list, u can buy a car some day.. GREAT MOVE SIR!!! wink
Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 10:13am On Aug 04, 2015
XavierBlue:
i concur cheesy



XavierBlue
...tank u sir...pliss stay away from likes of lagmostkuit.... she will embarrass u in a cinema...probably pullout touch light sayn its too dark.. I lie? undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:11am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
undecided and so?
....well, that usualy mean I can get any female I want (married or single) includin you...anyways, did I mention my Range rover spot is only £28,000(cash)wit alloy wills & Steerogramic handmade Sunroof.....which usualy means non of thise yor homebase boyfriends can compete.. I lie? wink
Romance › Re: Guys Friendzoned In Most Hilarious Way!!! +pics by MrCork: 10:07am On Aug 04, 2015
Fulaboy:
Getting friend-zoned is heartbreaking embarassed but getting friend-zoned on social media is probably the most embarrassing feeling anyone could experience. grin
...ermm Bro...no ofeinse to yor picture profile but were u raised on a farm & do u sell cattle? angry
Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 10:05am On Aug 04, 2015
Mavor:
I don't have time for their wahala. Most are init for what they stand to gain materially. Nothing more. It's not a question of my financial power, that's not an issue. I just need a genuine good girl who is not looking to dump her issues on my head and who is willing to give me the benefit of the doubt.
....bro I don't blame u...White women are the best though....black women are not good especialy Nigerian females....They use yor whole salary to buy Brazillain wig & then trap u wit kid when u hav moiney... I lie? undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:02am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
No I've got no problem with English, on the other hand am finding it difficult to read and understand yours, where dis you say you are from again? undecided
...ok ..juss in case u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot & am from London Pekam......and for the record, Pekam is not in Lagos or Nigeria so quit worryin...Pekam is in London England which means ama Londoner!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 9:53am On Aug 04, 2015
Mavor:
Men dey suffer for 9ja walahi!!!
..bro...ok, so u sayn village chicks like lagmostkuit make u suffer?.....abi?... U don't hav moiney or u don't gats a Car? or u simply cant afford babe?..juss askin!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:51am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
undecidednope, i eat it all alone
...No sweery u cant eat yor own cake....someone else has to eat it for u.. (a Guy).. do u hav problem wit English? ..pliss Google fullmeaniin of *Cake* (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 9:49am On Aug 04, 2015
lagmostkuit:
[size=15pt]Okay..

Seen! lipsrsealed
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^^^^atitude....and then she complains she cant find man on nairaland!!! ( ..this homebase girls mennnnnnnn!! ) undecided
Romance › Re: C What My Gal Did To Me (+18 Photos) Veiwa's Description Adviced. by MrCork: 9:47am On Aug 04, 2015
JESUSBOIY:
My gal is wickeds sad





No pls but don't scroll down. sad

pls i beg u!sad



u dont wana do dis pls...


I will give u bobo,if u stop skrolin down pls sad


ok here is it happy new month :p sad


d goat it's mine(nohomo)smiley
....ok so u sleep wit Goat...and? undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:45am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
Cherry shaped butt, round , soft and shaking undecided I diat sad
..yor Cake SOunds edible....YOU PASS!!! wink
Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 9:44am On Aug 04, 2015
lagmostkuit:
[size=15pt]8• They don't save your number with a name.

9• When asked what they ate, they'll reply with food!

10• They yell at you on phone like they're talking to their kid bro.
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^^^^^this one definatly fights bus conductors.....they usualy hav tribal mark!!!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:39am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
And your range rover is the answer to my question huh
....yea...well ma Range Rover spot is only £28,000(cash) & am from London Pekam juss with only about £32,000 left in ma savins account....juss in case u wantto ask again! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:37am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
undecided yes I've got a big fat bum tongue btw i just got through your posts, is this how you write or you are just faking it huh
ok then...sounds edible..... Type, shape, soft or had, complexsion, static or shakin? angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:32am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
undecided why are you looking for my yansh? grin
...ok sinse u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot...juss for the record. ANyways, do u hav Nyansh? angry
Career › Re: The Number Of Persons That Lost Their Jobs In Nigeria:The Second Quarter Of 2015 by MrCork: 9:31am On Aug 04, 2015
Nnaeb:
Unemployment rate worsens :1.3m lost jobs in Q2 -National Bureau of Statistics




- Source:http://jobtrends.com.ng/unemployment-rate-worsens-1-3m-lost-jobs-in-q2-national-bureau-of-statistics/
...was shockin about no job ther in Nigeria....notin.....du u people nomaly hav job? ..NO...so was the big deal??(no oofeinse) undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:29am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
undecided why are you looking for my yansh? grin
....ermm sweeery I didn't ask u for life story & I didn't ask u for grama........I simply ask if u gots Nyansh!!! (((YES))) or MotherF*kin ((NO))?(no ofeinse) angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:23am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
What is it mrcork? cheesy
....pliss do u hav Nyansh? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:21am On Aug 04, 2015
..WOW...HoneyPot Cornflakes wit Cookie cheery cream plus Chips n Oninon flakes ...Balance diet break fast!!!! (This how we roll) cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:18am On Aug 04, 2015
missgray:
How did you come about yours cheesy
angry
Family › Re: See The Beautiful Gift God Gave To Me Through Facebook by MrCork: 9:00am On Aug 04, 2015
Busuyib:
God is so good to me I met my lovely husband 2011on facebook he was in Abuja and i was in Lagos and luckily for me we got married year 2013 January just like a dream....God so good we have a beautiful bouncing baby girl her names are Victoria, oluwajomiloju(God surprise me) oluwagbemisola (God put me in wealth)morenikeji(I have seen a companion) moyosoreoluwa(I rejoice to God gift) abidemi(Born before her father arrival) folashade(use wealth as a crown) oluwafeyikemi (God use this to bless me)oyinade. We named her Abidemi because her father was on a journey when I gave birth to her.....I always thank God for this beautiful gift every blessed day and to you all reading and praying to God for the fruit of the womb.God will surprise you before this year ends.
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Her Boyfriend Wants Her To Go For Abortion For The 3rd Time. by MrCork: 11:51pm On Aug 03, 2015
LadyG0976:
Good Evening dear house.
This story needs your kind advise as it will help save a soul.

She is 30yrs and has been dating this guy who is 34 for 2 yrs n 7months. Both has been in love but I think she has more love than her guy. In as much as he hasn't bluntly told her he will marry her despite several attempts of her asking her boyfriend what the status of their relationship is. He always give her reason to wait that he is not yet ready. To cut they story, out of the years they have been dating, from February last year to Dec. She has carried out abortion twice. And recently she is pregnant for the third time, and the guy is angry with her why she always allow herself to get pregnant. He is asking her to go and abort the pregnancy for the third time. She has bluntly refuse to and the guy has also refuse to talk to her concerning the pregnancy. Is it right if she talks to the guys mother and if possible her family member. Because from all indication it seems this guy wants to leave her for another woman. Please citizice her as much as you can, but your sincere advice and point of view will really do her good than harm.

Thanks.
angry
Culture › Re: Mother & Daughter Gave Birth Same Week, For One Man (PHOTO) by MrCork: 4:09pm On Aug 03, 2015
tania28:
on nl
Travel › Re: Knowing Lagos: Where Is Dis?(photo) by MrCork: 3:49pm On Aug 03, 2015
delectablegyal:
Do u think you know lagos very well? Kindly tell me where dis is. Which location do u think it is?
...you people dont hav flower pot ther in Nigeria?..you Homebase people mennnnn!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Meet The Most Curvy Female Nairalanders by MrCork: 6:05pm On Aug 02, 2015

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