Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 10:25am On Aug 04, 2015 |
....I bet on ma £28,000(cash) Range Rover spot that lagmostkuit chick sells Bread n egg... I lie?  |
Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 10:22am On Aug 04, 2015 |
lagmostkuit: [size=15pt]It's obvious u're obsessed with lagmostkuit.[/size] ...obseesed wit who?...how?..when?....U fine?...U lightskin?...serrrrrrrriiiiooous loooooooooong hisssssssssssssssss!!!!!!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:17am On Aug 04, 2015 |
missgray:
with all these repetitions am beginning to think you are a robot ...huh? .which repletion?....sweeery ru ok ? ..U been to London?...so juss becoz I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot u r hatin...abi?...anyways, sinse yor cake is edible, I will eat it when I arrive in Nigeria in 2 week.. Plis make sure u look fine, loooose weight and look lightskin!!  |
Romance › Re: Guys Friendzoned In Most Hilarious Way!!! +pics by MrCork: 10:14am On Aug 04, 2015 |
Fulaboy: Lol cork you will never change oh yes I was raised in a farm and we cattle and horses as well you can contact me if you need one ..bro I hav notin agaist u sellin cattle..i respect yor hussle & at list, u can buy a car some day.. GREAT MOVE SIR!!!  |
Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 10:13am On Aug 04, 2015 |
XavierBlue: i concur 
XavierBlue
...tank u sir...pliss stay away from likes of lagmostkuit.... she will embarrass u in a cinema...probably pullout touch light sayn its too dark.. I lie?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:11am On Aug 04, 2015 |
missgray:
and so? ....well, that usualy mean I can get any female I want (married or single) includin you...anyways, did I mention my Range rover spot is only £28,000(cash)wit alloy wills & Steerogramic handmade Sunroof.....which usualy means non of thise yor homebase boyfriends can compete.. I lie?  |
Romance › Re: Guys Friendzoned In Most Hilarious Way!!! +pics by MrCork: 10:07am On Aug 04, 2015 |
Fulaboy: Getting friend-zoned is heartbreaking but getting friend-zoned on social media is probably the most embarrassing feeling anyone could experience.  ...ermm Bro...no ofeinse to yor picture profile but were u raised on a farm & do u sell cattle?  |
Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 10:05am On Aug 04, 2015 |
Mavor: I don't have time for their wahala. Most are init for what they stand to gain materially. Nothing more. It's not a question of my financial power, that's not an issue. I just need a genuine good girl who is not looking to dump her issues on my head and who is willing to give me the benefit of the doubt. ....bro I don't blame u...White women are the best though....black women are not good especialy Nigerian females....They use yor whole salary to buy Brazillain wig & then trap u wit kid when u hav moiney... I lie?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:02am On Aug 04, 2015 |
missgray: No I've got no problem with English, on the other hand am finding it difficult to read and understand yours, where dis you say you are from again?  ...ok ..juss in case u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot & am from London Pekam......and for the record, Pekam is not in Lagos or Nigeria so quit worryin...Pekam is in London England which means ama Londoner!! (no oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 9:53am On Aug 04, 2015 |
Mavor: Men dey suffer for 9ja walahi!!! ..bro...ok, so u sayn village chicks like lagmostkuit make u suffer?.....abi?... U don't hav moiney or u don't gats a Car? or u simply cant afford babe?..juss askin!! (no oofeinse)  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:51am On Aug 04, 2015 |
missgray:
nope, i eat it all alone ...No sweery u cant eat yor own cake....someone else has to eat it for u.. (a Guy).. do u hav problem wit English? ..pliss Google fullmeaniin of *Cake* (no oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 9:49am On Aug 04, 2015 |
lagmostkuit: [size=15pt]Okay..
Seen! [/size] ^^^^atitude....and then she complains she cant find man on nairaland!!! ( ..this homebase girls mennnnnnnn!! )  |
Romance › Re: C What My Gal Did To Me (+18 Photos) Veiwa's Description Adviced. by MrCork: 9:47am On Aug 04, 2015 |
JESUSBOIY: My gal is wickeds 
No pls but don't scroll down. 
pls i beg u!
u dont wana do dis pls...
I will give u bobo,if u stop skrolin down pls
ok here is it happy new month :p 
d goat it's mine(nohomo) ....ok so u sleep wit Goat...and?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:45am On Aug 04, 2015 |
missgray: Cherry shaped butt, round , soft and shaking I diat  ..yor Cake SOunds edible....YOU PASS!!!  |
Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 9:44am On Aug 04, 2015 |
lagmostkuit: [size=15pt]8• They don't save your number with a name.
9• When asked what they ate, they'll reply with food!
10• They yell at you on phone like they're talking to their kid bro.[/size] ^^^^^this one definatly fights bus conductors.....they usualy hav tribal mark!!!! (no oofeinse)  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:39am On Aug 04, 2015 |
missgray: And your range rover is the answer to my question  ....yea...well ma Range Rover spot is only £28,000(cash) & am from London Pekam juss with only about £32,000 left in ma savins account....juss in case u wantto ask again!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:37am On Aug 04, 2015 |
missgray:
yes I've got a big fat bum btw i just got through your posts, is this how you write or you are just faking it  ok then...sounds edible..... Type, shape, soft or had, complexsion, static or shakin?  |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:32am On Aug 04, 2015 |
missgray:
why are you looking for my yansh?  ...ok sinse u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot...juss for the record. ANyways, do u hav Nyansh?  |
Career › Re: The Number Of Persons That Lost Their Jobs In Nigeria:The Second Quarter Of 2015 by MrCork: 9:31am On Aug 04, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:29am On Aug 04, 2015 |
missgray:
why are you looking for my yansh?  ....ermm sweeery I didn't ask u for life story & I didn't ask u for grama........I simply ask if u gots Nyansh!!! (((YES))) or MotherF*kin ((NO))?(no ofeinse)  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:23am On Aug 04, 2015 |
missgray: What is it mrcork?  ....pliss do u hav Nyansh?  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:21am On Aug 04, 2015 |
..WOW...HoneyPot Cornflakes wit Cookie cheery cream plus Chips n Oninon flakes ...Balance diet break fast!!!! (This how we roll)  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 9:18am On Aug 04, 2015 |
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Family › Re: See The Beautiful Gift God Gave To Me Through Facebook by MrCork: 9:00am On Aug 04, 2015 |
Busuyib: God is so good to me I met my lovely husband 2011on facebook he was in Abuja and i was in Lagos and luckily for me we got married year 2013 January just like a dream....God so good we have a beautiful bouncing baby girl her names are Victoria, oluwajomiloju(God surprise me) oluwagbemisola (God put me in wealth)morenikeji(I have seen a companion) moyosoreoluwa(I rejoice to God gift) abidemi(Born before her father arrival) folashade(use wealth as a crown) oluwafeyikemi (God use this to bless me)oyinade. We named her Abidemi because her father was on a journey when I gave birth to her.....I always thank God for this beautiful gift every blessed day and to you all reading and praying to God for the fruit of the womb.God will surprise you before this year ends. ...are u lightskin?  |
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Romance › Re: Her Boyfriend Wants Her To Go For Abortion For The 3rd Time. by MrCork: 11:51pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
LadyG0976: Good Evening dear house. This story needs your kind advise as it will help save a soul.
She is 30yrs and has been dating this guy who is 34 for 2 yrs n 7months. Both has been in love but I think she has more love than her guy. In as much as he hasn't bluntly told her he will marry her despite several attempts of her asking her boyfriend what the status of their relationship is. He always give her reason to wait that he is not yet ready. To cut they story, out of the years they have been dating, from February last year to Dec. She has carried out abortion twice. And recently she is pregnant for the third time, and the guy is angry with her why she always allow herself to get pregnant. He is asking her to go and abort the pregnancy for the third time. She has bluntly refuse to and the guy has also refuse to talk to her concerning the pregnancy. Is it right if she talks to the guys mother and if possible her family member. Because from all indication it seems this guy wants to leave her for another woman. Please citizice her as much as you can, but your sincere advice and point of view will really do her good than harm.
Thanks.  |
Culture › Re: Mother & Daughter Gave Birth Same Week, For One Man (PHOTO) by MrCork: 4:09pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
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Travel › Re: Knowing Lagos: Where Is Dis?(photo) by MrCork: 3:49pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
delectablegyal: Do u think you know lagos very well? Kindly tell me where dis is. Which location do u think it is? ...you people dont hav flower pot ther in Nigeria?..you Homebase people mennnnn!!(no ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: Meet The Most Curvy Female Nairalanders by MrCork: 6:05pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
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