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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:32pm On Aug 06, 2015
dharay99:
same old dumb lines,
try ²b innovative next tym u wanna quote mi child.



Anifin else u wanna say b4 i starve u of further attention...
...Calm down son..Calln u CRACKHEAD is meant to be a compliment.....or are we sayn somtin wrong? (no ofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Cfcfan by MrCork: 12:30pm On Aug 06, 2015
Tashaamania:
Come and carry me undecided
...sweeery ama lover nota fighter...well the good news is that u realy realy want me....The bad news though...u will never get the shance to Nyansh me ( an that's yor punishment!!! ) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Cfcfan by MrCork: 12:27pm On Aug 06, 2015
Tashaamania:
I love my complexion and it's none of your bixwaxx.
...correction...u will never find man wit that on nairaland...even me sef on a hooorny day wil refuse u!!(no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:22pm On Aug 06, 2015
pbs4real:
lolxx, he's taken advantage of the fact that ishilove isn't feeling to fine to cause trouble. . . . .he's broken almost all the rulesundecided
...an who told u Ishilove isn't feelin fine? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:22pm On Aug 06, 2015
Deejavuu:
Lool. You just did grin
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:21pm On Aug 06, 2015
dharay99:
Monkey, d last tym i opened a thread has been
over 5months....piggy.
...CRACKHEAD>.thank God yor Brain need battery replacement.....at list, u type to the right & yor brain is runnin slow! (no oofeinse) smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Cfcfan by MrCork: 12:18pm On Aug 06, 2015
Tashaamania:
Smh grin grin grin
okay, so?
..well I gots moiney..*pounds sterlin ma nigggga*....which usualy mean I can get any women I want includin u..truss me!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:17pm On Aug 06, 2015
Deejavuu:
undecided undecided undecided
..ermm sweeery..am not sure if u ask but did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range ROver Spot...juss in case u ask againin!!.. wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:15pm On Aug 06, 2015
dharay99:
na daht permanent ban gangan fi† do d job.!
...Hello CRACKHEAD...did MOD lift of yor BAN again??....nice....and shud we be expetin new Dumb threads from u again? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Cfcfan by MrCork: 12:13pm On Aug 06, 2015
Tashaamania:
won't you leave me alone?
Am I owing you? undecided
....are u lightskin?...NO....then u have only one options: Change color to lightskin yellow, Bleach!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Cfcfan by MrCork: 12:12pm On Aug 06, 2015
Tashaamania:
What is wrong with this tout?
...and juss in case u ask, yes I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Cfcfan by MrCork: 12:11pm On Aug 06, 2015
Tashaamania:
What is wrong with this tout?
...ermm sweery..may I remind u that am from London & the last time I sheck, u never been to London.. SHOW RESPECT!!! angry
Travel › Re: Checkout This Lady Commercial Driver In Lagos (photos) by MrCork: 12:09pm On Aug 06, 2015
lalasticlala:
What a man can do, a woman can....... grin



https://mobile.twitter.com/Gidi_Traffic/status/629188272556765184
....beaurifull where??...how?....is she lightskin or do u nid touchlight? (no ofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:04pm On Aug 06, 2015
Ishilove:
This is cold... cheesy
WOW, SHOCKIN....ishilove and Missclassy (no more Ban) are finaly friends..... Yippppppppppppppppppppy!!!!! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:02pm On Aug 06, 2015
Oyind17:
Will pls stfu? what are you sating? I am not a kid like you, I saw a mention and typed that cos I've seen them beefing each other before.
...you this boy...but why u all ways cussin trouble on Nairaland?.... u don't hav sckooool homework? undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do all Ladies Stare At Homebase Guys but.... by MrCork(op): 11:59am On Aug 06, 2015
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]cos they're actually broke grin[/color]
...arrr ok...so what u sayn is that homebase guys normaly looklike roadside mechanic or dress like Farmers (with ther traditional cloths)? smiley
Romance › Re: Do Not Marry Nigerian Girls. They Are Evil!!! by MrCork: 10:53am On Aug 06, 2015
searching4love:
It's not surprising that female population are exceeding their male counterparts in this present world and due to this many ladies are desperate and will stop at nothing to lure gullible men into their fake love trap with the hope of getting married. undecided One amazing thing is the stupidity and pride Nigerian girls exhibit when they are still in the age bracket of (22-28) by playing hard to get on potential suitors just to give an impression of been a good girl even tho the are mostly who.res . They waste away their early years running after men for material gains. Nigerian girls are mostly insatiable. They are long throats and their money hungry nature will make Oliver Twist jealous. They jump from dick to dick heartlessly, eat like glutton on a date, and the worst part is their terrible hygiene. All these factors are responsible for the teaming population of desperate ladies who will stop at nothing to get their hands on a man after a terrible past. Nigerian girls can never be good wives. Recent study shows that most men who married Nigerian girls end up in early graves. If you want a peaceful marriage, i advise you to look out side the shores of Africa where mentalities are entirely different from these financial pest we call women in Nigeria. A foreign lady offers you true love with out deceit, Care, support, and they understand the real meaning of been in a relationship. Nigerian Girls will never love you for who you are but what you have or possess and once that thing(money) is no more, they quit you and look for the next prey to fall into their love trap. A word is enough for the wise.


#Team Foreign Girls cool cool cool
...BEST THREAD EVAR....White women, The real deal!!! (REAL TALK) angry
Family › Re: What Is The Difference Between A HOUSE And A HOME by MrCork: 10:50am On Aug 06, 2015
alexistaiwo:
over to intellectuals of nairaland
.. r u homeless?..(no ofeinse) angry
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa's Wife Gives Birth To Their 2nd Child by MrCork: 10:48am On Aug 06, 2015
Aitee1:
undecided
..sweery sinse u ask...did I mention am from Pekam & I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot.....and juss in case u ask Pekam is in London..not lagos!(no oofeinse) wink
Romance › Why Do all Ladies Stare At Homebase Guys but.... by MrCork(op):
...why do ladies stare at Homebase Guys like they fancy them but suddenly look away when they walk closer??.... Whats the logic?....... We Londoners don't have such xperiense ... Ladies, please advise!!!! (Mature respoense pls) smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:10am On Aug 06, 2015
TheUmmah:
angry

You are a cursed and _stupid buffoon! So the nonsense I see you typing here about sinnzu,funlord,mr cork,dharay 99 and others is the truth? Did you not call dharay 99 gay yesterday? You are a moronic entity! You said you are a bully abi? I can see you are a local 1 with the genetic make up of a cowardly chicken! Till you change or we both get banned I won't let you rest! Beast master like you!
Cc: obinoscopy,lalasticlala,rocktation, ishilove! SEUN!
KINGSAMURAI is like the the tiny smelly $hit in the toilet u tryn to flush but wunt go away...... He been banned several times & I trust our MOD (Ishilove) to get rid of him for good!! smiley
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Fat Police Woman Causes Stir In Lagos As She Sits On Passenger Laps by MrCork: 10:03am On Aug 06, 2015
lagmostkuit:
U like fat chicks? wink
...well, They are very good for face-sittin (sittin on a guys face)..... YEP!!!! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:59am On Aug 06, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
lol e pain am, now ur mates are out there working, ure here wasting ur life. Smh
...CRACKHEAD.. u will always be regarded as a foooolish eddddddiot on Nairaland... It is written.....It Is official!! (no offiense)
Celebrities › Re: Gloria Young Causes Scene Over 20,000 Naira. by MrCork: 9:57am On Aug 06, 2015
adorablepepple:
It's too small Abi it's too big? Oversabi wannabe
angry
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Fat Police Woman Causes Stir In Lagos As She Sits On Passenger Laps by MrCork: 9:56am On Aug 06, 2015
360metrosports:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-MB29qaT7j-o/VcMWRDmFRJI/AAAAAAAABOU/MySkOCQ3tcY/s640/pa2.jpg[/img]
A Nigeria police woman officer force her way into a fully loaded commercial bus in Lagos this morning,Inorder to arrest the commercial driver,she quickly entered through the front seats,unknown to her she sat on a male passenger laps at Ile - Epo busstop in lagos.

The passenger was embarrassed maybe due to the size of the policewoman and they both started insulting themselves in vulgar words.
[img]http://3.bp..com/-nNVAM45P-74/VcMWObGcBGI/AAAAAAAABOE/Jwc7Hkg_ES8/s640/pa.jpg[/img]
[img]http://4.bp..com/-aP72bkH4uOo/VcMWT4ci8qI/AAAAAAAABOc/d3fUzSora8Q/s640/pa1.jpg[/img]
http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/photos-police-woman-causes-[img][/img]stir-in.html

cc: lalasticlala ishilove
...Any female above size 9 is Fat....Yes the Dakskin police woman is fat becuz she will break any mans back....I lie? angry
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Fat Police Woman Causes Stir In Lagos As She Sits On Passenger Laps by MrCork: 9:52am On Aug 06, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Beht I can't see any fat police woman officer! undecided
...but how can u see the Police woman is fat when u r fatter than her?... YOU HOMEBASE FEMALES MENNNNNN!!!!!!(no oofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:49am On Aug 06, 2015
TheUmmah:
Look at who is calling someone a crackhead? When your eyes look jaundiced, you look malnourished, you are suffering from ebola, and that blue room in the background of your pix looks like your toilet, bathroom and kitchen combined! Your are too poor to be a crackhead sef! You are just a _dickhead!
...bro...KINGSAMURAI is a known foolish edddddiot on nairaland banned several times...don't waste yor energy on the thing!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:47am On Aug 06, 2015
sucess001:
this one you are trying to pursue me from her so...u get interest too?
...bro ma own case is different...I juss wanna touch down!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:38am On Aug 06, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
CC SEUN,ISHILOVE,LALASTICLALA pls u all shud do smting concerning dis moniker above, what he type is totally uncalled 4
MODs..Pls note that KINGSAMURAI is a known nuisance on nairaland has several User names... Pls do not let him play you along.

CC SEUN,ISHILOVE,LALASTICLALA
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:33am On Aug 06, 2015
sucess001:
lol....if she is a stripper...then...'am in love with a stripper'(Tpain's voice)



grin grin grin grin grin
.. that's not her real picture though...don't be deceived... undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:21am On Aug 06, 2015
sucess001:
sup angieberry?
...bro do realicze angieberry is a stripper...I swaar! cheesy
Business › Re: The New Method Of Depositing Cash In Banks by MrCork: 9:16am On Aug 06, 2015
Dindondin:
There new method of depositing cash in Banks is either the use of ATM.
I witnessed this last week Friday at a GTBank and the practice has not stopped.
But I don't think other banks have started this.

How it works:
* You can use it to deposit N10,000 and below. The denominations must be in N500 or N1,000.

* To deposit, you have to type the banks general pin of 0000 and press the action. eg: deposit. Then you ll type the account number to deposit the cash, the phone number of the depositor. The machine will open its deposit hole and instruct you to place in your cash and you ll type the amount you are sending.

* It will notify you by showing you the full names and account number of the recipient which you ll v to confirm with the yes or no buttons.

* After this, the machine will credit the account of the receiver.

Note:
You must arrange your cash in a straight way so that it can enter the machine. Failure to do this will result in cash ejection. During this process, your cash may get rough or torn.
Last Bullet
The process is fast but can be risky because aside the security camera that records when someone was depositing, no one else is there to witness the day the machine malfunctions. Also, it may be risky to use it at odd hours like early in the morning, late at night or during quiet times like environmental sanitation day or curfew times.


Cc: Lalasticlala
...WOW...u people hav cash point machine in Nigeria? ...SHOCKED!!!!! undecided

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