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Romance › Re: All The Single Ladies: Where Have All The Men Gone? by MrCork: 9:14am On Aug 06, 2015
Riwo11:
All the Single Ladies: Where have all the men gone?.


Find Out Here»»»http://www.riseup247.com/2015/07/all-single-ladies-where-have-all-men.html
....ok Rebecca....sinse u ask...did I mention am from Pekam & I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot......& for the record, Pekam is not in Lagos....its in London!!! (no oofeinse) wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:03am On Aug 06, 2015
angieberry:
Otondo abeg lemme joorh sad
Am off..
....yea...Go bak to bed...we don't want u...even me sef!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:00am On Aug 06, 2015
angieberry:
I can't recall ever calling you silly, but if I did, I'm sure you deserved it smiley
...loookhear sweeery...u no ama lover nota fighter so am not gooono say **yor head is not truly corret** ... yet! (no ofiiense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Cfcfan by MrCork: 8:58am On Aug 06, 2015
CFCfan:
Thanks, everyone. I'll be having a small birthday dinner on Saturday.
...Happy B, Day bro.....quik question though.....bro was the deal between u & that Semi lookin-Enugu Wanna-be Chick call Tashaamania?.....r u Nyanshin her or u juss friends? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:54am On Aug 06, 2015
angieberry:
Whadid I do undecided
..sweery I heard one Guy telln another guy that a guy told one Guy talkin to a chick talking to another Guy told a guy u no that u said I am silly... why?...do I owe u moiney?.....why u cuss me for? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:52am On Aug 06, 2015
MRpii:
Wetin she do you
..bro wud u belif the stewwwwwpid semi-ugly fat skinny Ghana Somali wanna-be house girl lookin Angieberry called me Stupid.. for what?...why?.. .wha did I do? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:49am On Aug 06, 2015
Gurgle:
no, I don't. Are you from Ibadan or you just work ther
^^^^^Ibadan? ...Wha Tha F**K?? ...this one clarly as Tribal Mark!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:47am On Aug 06, 2015
...anyone seen that Flanbrogranfalick Ghana House maid call Angieberry?....wher she at? ..COME OUTSIDE!!!!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:57am On Aug 06, 2015
lagmostkuit:
I prefer d punishment to d chance! grin
angry
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Beats His Mother To Death With A Chair In The US (photos) by MrCork: 7:53am On Aug 06, 2015
FlirtyKaren:
A Nigerian man living in the United States has been charged with murder after his mother was found dead at her Regency Park apartment in Texas USA.

Dr Hauwa Esther Kadima, 61, was found dead on July 28 after officers received a call from her son Daniel Basor Kadima, 31, alerting them of a person believed to be dead at her apartment

Daniel called 911 about 9 a.m. July 28 and told dispatchers he was calling to report a death, according to the warrant, which was released Monday. When asked when he had last seen the deceased, he responded “yesterday,” police said. Kadima identified himself but did not say the
victim’s name or the nature of their relationship.

According to the warrant, when he was asked what had happened, Kadima responded, “My duty is just to call in and let you know.”

Officers say they arrived and found Hauwa Kadima lying on the floor next to a broken wooden chair. Initial autopsy findings showed she had fractures to her skull, with laceration of the brain because of blunt impact to the head. Daniel had beaten her to death with the chair.

Kadima is being held in the Gregg County Jail. His total bond is set at $100,005,500.

In a sworn affidavit filed in the Gregg County District Clerk's Office, Daniel's ex-wife recounted past assaults and abuse from him, including four years ago when he allegedly head-butted her, breaking one of her teeth and busting her lip. She said he also would take her keys and lock her outside their apartment, but also restrain her when she wanted to leave their home. He also had video cameras installed in their marital home, video recording their daughter.

"He eventually had a mental breakdown and was arrested multiple times," the ex-wfe said in the affidavit. "He was committed to a mental health facility."

Mrs Hauwa's friends described her as a devout Christian, and well-educated with degrees from Wheaton College. They say she had a vision for her native Nigeria.

"She had a passion for wanting to start a school back in her hometown. She didn't go back to fulfill her dream," Rev. Mary Collier says.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/08/nigerian-man-beats-his-mother-to-death.html

cc lalasticlala
...but why do IBO peope all ways kill there parents?(no oofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Cfcfan by MrCork: 11:27pm On Aug 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
The last I saw it was when you stopped using your brains. undecided
...anyways juss in case u forget...did I actualy mention Ma Range Rover Spot is only £28,000(cash) and I hav only £31,000 left in juss ma savins account and probabully around juss £17,000 left in my Current account? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Cfcfan by MrCork: 11:25pm On Aug 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
Mrcork, stop derailing someone's birthday thread undecided
...which some one?...Cfaan that loooklike Over grown baby Gorrrila?...can he afford you?? NO....sweeery, plis when big London boys like me is talkin to u, show respect. Anyways, sweeery when u gooono change color to lightskin yellow? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:21pm On Aug 05, 2015
DrAify:
Carjacking isn't new in New york.
You call the cop and he or she tells you,this is New york mehn.
Damn crazy mehn.
i thought you told some girls you gonna be in Nigeria?
....correct...My friends have to arrive a week in Nigeria forst before I touch down...we are comin for a weddin. I don't realy no like the Guy getting married coz he ugly but his wife to be fine like mad (lightskin)...I will probably relocate to New York In jan. ..Fedddup of London!! angry
Romance › Re: Adorable Characters Some Ladies Possess That Can Make Guys Propose To Them Fast by MrCork: 11:17pm On Aug 05, 2015
wristbangle:
Nowadays to find a lady who has an adorable character is synonymous to looking for a treasure beneath the earth surface.

Eventually when guys locate these category of ladies, they can break bank just to have them as their soul mate forever.

The pleasing characters some ladies possess that can make guys glued to them like magnet are;

1. Independent and humble

Statistics show that most independent ladies are arrogant. This gives an indication that when you sight an independent lady, she is either possessive or proud. However there are few who are independent and at the same time humble. Such type of ladies are hot coke for men to tie the knot fast.

2. Social and approachable

I was put to shame when a lady called me a pervert for sending her PM for which the purpose was to ask her to be among our guests for the weekly interview show. Ladies need to be approachable and social when dealing with guys online and offline as to understand their purpose of approaching them before jumping into conclusion.

3. Intelligence

Guys love intelligent ladies especially those whose intellect is sharp when it comes to discussion like business, career, investment, etc. I can count the number of such ladies on nairaland as I get excited anytime they aired their opinion.

4. Excellent cooks

When me, tosyne2much and some nairaland guys visited kachisbarbie house few weeks ago, she prepared an amusing and mesmerising delicacy that sent us on a deep sleep journey dreaming about her. No wonder lalastic.lala always have an unusual motivation at the mentioning of her name.

5. Good sense of dressing

Ladies need to understand it is not until they wear outfits that will expose the glory of their body or wear parachute gowns like the SU sisters before guys can woo them. Guys love ladies whose outfits are smart, adorable and captivating coupled with lovely hairstyles.

6. Chaste character

Guys run from promiscuous ladies because there is high possibility that such act will continue during their marriage. Ladies who are against promiscuity are loved by guys.

7. Good natured or assuage character

Some ladies nag excessively which send negative signal for potential husbands. Guys love good natured ladies who aired their dissatisfaction only on issues that need change.

8. Good spending habit

A lady that is prudent (discipline) when it comes to spending money attract potential suitors for marriage. Guys appreciate ladies who are not the gold digging or grubbing types as they quickly ask her hand for marriage.
..STORY...Men only appprisiate lightskin & white females...pirrrrriod!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Adorable Characters Some Ladies Possess That Can Make Guys Propose To Them Fast by MrCork: 11:14pm On Aug 05, 2015
wristbangle:
Nowadays to find a lady who has an adorable character is synonymous to looking for a treasure beneath the earth surface.

Eventually when guys locate these category of ladies, they can break bank just to have them as their soul mate forever.

The pleasing characters some ladies possess that can make guys glued to them like magnet are;

1. Independent and humble

Statistics show that most independent ladies are arrogant. This gives an indication that when you sight an independent lady, she is either possessive or proud. However there are few who are independent and at the same time humble. Such type of ladies are hot coke for men to tie the knot fast.

2. Social and approachable

I was put to shame when a lady called me a pervert for sending her PM for which the purpose was to ask her to be among our guests for the weekly interview show. Ladies need to be approachable and social when dealing with guys online and offline as to understand their purpose of approaching them before jumping into conclusion.

3. Intelligence

Guys love intelligent ladies especially those whose intellect is sharp when it comes to discussion like business, career, investment, etc. I can count the number of such ladies on nairaland as I get excited anytime they aired their opinion.

4. Excellent cooks

When me, tosyne2much and some nairaland guys visited kachisbarbie house few weeks ago, she prepared an amusing and mesmerising delicacy that sent us on a deep sleep journey dreaming about her. No wonder lalastic.lala always have an unusual motivation at the mentioning of her name.

5. Good sense of dressing

Ladies need to understand it is not until they wear outfits that will expose the glory of their body or wear parachute gowns like the SU sisters before guys can woo them. Guys love ladies whose outfits are smart, adorable and captivating coupled with lovely hairstyles.

6. Chaste character

Guys run from promiscuous ladies because there is high possibility that such act will continue during their marriage. Ladies who are against promiscuity are loved by guys.

7. Good natured or assuage character

Some ladies nag excessively which send negative signal for potential husbands. Guys love good natured ladies who aired their dissatisfaction only on issues that need change.

8. Good spending habit

A lady that is prudent (discipline) when it comes to spending money attract potential suitors for marriage. Guys appreciate ladies who are not the gold digging or grubbing types as they quickly ask her hand for marriage.
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Cfcfan by MrCork: 11:13pm On Aug 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
You must be a mad man. undecided
..yea right...sweery I have moiney (truss me)..I bet if I show u pounds sterlin, it will be another story..serrriously..when was the last time u saw £20 note?... be ho nest!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:11pm On Aug 05, 2015
DrAify:
You damn crazy and funny.

cheesy cheesy cheesy

What car you gonna rent?
..last time I rented a car in the US, I regretted it..I found ma sef in Harlem and waz almost Car jacked.. My HommBoy drives a 2012 Hummer and he wil be trippin me around. Am only in US for 4 days. (Short Holiday Break)! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:07pm On Aug 05, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
ok, if u care so much, pls u can kindly go and do as show below 4 ME.
...well the bad news for u is that U a known CRACKHEAD on nairaland....The good news though is that U will all ways be a CRACKHEAD no matter wot...even when u repent!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Cfcfan by MrCork: 11:06pm On Aug 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
I've seen you mention it couple of times on here.. So, now that you've told me. What do you want me to do? undecided
...well u owe me *nuuuky* in return for all the stress u put me thru on nairaland....at list 4 round a week.. I lie? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:02pm On Aug 05, 2015
DrAify:
Really shocked cheesy

You gotta lodge in Hilton or St.Regis wink
You a gold or diamond member cheesy
Hope you cool?
...I should be stayn at Hotel Pennsylvania,401 7th Avenue, New York, but I hav a feelin I might wanna stay around Central Park. I like Penn Hotel coz its in Time Square and they hav Great strip clubs at around Time Square smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Cfcfan by MrCork: 10:59pm On Aug 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
You are always sad. I wonder how you look.. undecided
....anyways sinse u ask, did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot wit alloy wills!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:54pm On Aug 05, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
hey! cant u see am currently chating wit sensible people? now, get lost!
....u juss mistakenly called yor sef *Sensible*..... CRACKHEAD calln himsef Sensible..my gosh...anyways..juss remindin u to re-bleach the left portion of yor multi colord face!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Cfcfan by MrCork: 10:51pm On Aug 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
Oh, yeah right.. Enjoy.
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:50pm On Aug 05, 2015
DrAify:
Arthroplasty?
Something wrong with your hip,or you just kidding huh
....sweeery meet me for lunch in New York next week (Time Square )....am poppin in for only 4 days! wink
Romance › Re: She Was Defiled But She Never Gave Up (a True Life Story) by MrCork: 10:46pm On Aug 05, 2015
Sassybae:
undecided
...sweeery if u don't no what 3some is...ask Redgem or Halfrica or Angieberry or Prettythickme..... Been ther, done that!! wink
Celebrities › Re: Oritsefemi & Friends Pictured With Big Snake by MrCork: 10:41pm On Aug 05, 2015
Juliuxxxxx:
big fish tho...where ma sharehuh?

https://instagram.com/p/6ArENQD0KI/
...but don't u people hav Zoo in that place Nigeria??......U homebase people mennnnn!!! (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Adorable Characters Some Ladies Possess That Can Make Guys Propose To Them Fast by MrCork: 10:39pm On Aug 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
Lmao...I think that's better. cheesy
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:38pm On Aug 05, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
mehn! i fear her oo. cus i dont want her to give me ban till 2045.
^^^^^ Dumbest registered CRACKHEAD on nairaland!!
Romance › Re: She Was Defiled But She Never Gave Up (a True Life Story) by MrCork: 10:33pm On Aug 05, 2015
halfrica:
grin no a space dats nt vacant bah? Coconut juice head
...by the way do u realize when I expet to have 3some wit u, Sassybae & lagmostkuit when I arrive in Nigeria in two week.....I sugest u introduce yor sef to them so we can get it poppin without wastin time or story! wink
Crime › Re: Man Forces Manhood Into 4-year-old Girl's Mouth In Lagos by MrCork: 10:31pm On Aug 05, 2015
angieberry:
Nigga, how is this funny? You mad? You're beginning to scare me...seriously
...and again..OP said the boy waz desparate for Bloooow J...so I waz wonderin weather they don't hav strip clubs ther in Nigeria..be honest, that's funny! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Man Forces Manhood Into 4-year-old Girl's Mouth In Lagos by MrCork: 10:29pm On Aug 05, 2015
angieberry:
Nigga, how is this funny? You mad? You're beginning to scare me...seriously
..scrare u how?...wha did I do?...anyways juss in case u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot?? wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:21pm On Aug 05, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
OH! dats a mistake from me, i mean roma
^^^^^Registerd Nairaland *CRACKHEAD*

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