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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:20pm On Aug 05, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Yeah grin
....ok. .. .. you will no longer get the shance to sleep wit me..... THATS YOR PUNNISHMENT!!!!!! angry
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa's Wife Gives Birth To Their 2nd Child by MrCork: 8:38pm On Aug 05, 2015
Aitee1:
Hian, na must?

He should pity his Jt lipsrsealed
^^^^^^ kaiiiiiiii.... seeee Nyansh!!!!!!! tongue
Romance › Re: She Was Defiled But She Never Gave Up (a True Life Story) by MrCork: 8:37pm On Aug 05, 2015
halfrica:
Jelili i say i am gentle nau huh
Easy going quiet nau embarassed
Are u living inside of me angry
or u decided to donate ur brain yo ifa to view my life on HD screen huh
...sweery forget that small boy (1miccza) and talk to a real man (ME)..coz I no u no we no u want me badly & I have a space in yor heart..I lie? smiley
Romance › Re: Man In Tears -eating No Food, Vomiting & Defecating After Girlfriend Dumped Him! by MrCork: 8:34pm On Aug 05, 2015
mazechdotcom:
It's all over with us! GF tells him cheesy

Man crying for days eating no food, vomiting and defecating after girlfriend broke up with him cry

Please discuss together and resolve your differences, breaking up can be very heartbreaking and deadly. A Young man is struggling badly to accept his new relationship status after girlfriend dumped him.

In a very lengthy and weird post, he shared his tears and emotions - crying, vomiting and defecating. What happened? He received a text message from his girlfriend saying that it’s all over with them.

Posting under the username Moggle party in a social networking site, the man started a very emotional story saying: "Tonight my girlfriend broke up with me. Against all the odds I,,,,,

What actually happenedhuh

Click to read full gist

https://www.mazech.com/break-up

Who has experienced this kind of break-up before? Nairalanders, please treat your sweethearts well oh, break-up e no easy grin
^^^Ther u go again....side effect of Datin Black women especialy our Nigerian Sisters!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:32pm On Aug 05, 2015
..ok..I now feel like toastin a chick......ladies...wher u at..make yor sef available to the Londoner..ME!!!!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:31pm On Aug 05, 2015
...dyammm I juss left the toilet to $hit......Phew...I feel so light!!!! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:30pm On Aug 05, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Yeah grin
...you fine? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:35pm On Aug 05, 2015
[quote author=Humanbeing1st post=36642616][/quote]^^^^ ...as we agreeed earlier...**you shall always be compared to a Dog,s Nyansh.....Plis take it as a Compliment!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:33pm On Aug 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Long time
...Hey Sexxxy Sexxxxxxy ......kaiiiii ... ***pulls out Vaseline!!*** tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:30pm On Aug 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
Absolute crap 4rm crackheads.
^^^^another user name?.. You shall always be compared to a Dog,s Nyansh ... plis take it as a Compliment!!!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:26pm On Aug 05, 2015
redgem:
Dreads? Lol
...so?...at list u like me!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:03pm On Aug 05, 2015
redgem:
Why don't you bleach yours?
...I am darkskin like Wesley Snipes and lightskin does not suit my Mini locks braids.. my hair is ma identity..Its important I keep the Gangsta image..gerrrrit!! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:00pm On Aug 05, 2015
redgem:
Ask who?
..Redgem (who is now the 3rd most beauriful female on nairaland thanks to ma professional London advise!) wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:57pm On Aug 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
just answa ma question, when will u borrow sense 4rm ur kid brother?
...Pliss re-blech the left portion of yor face...looks messed up!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:56pm On Aug 05, 2015
prettythicksme:
Who tell u i am light skin? cheesy i am not!
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:54pm On Aug 05, 2015
Sassybae:
grin grin who's gonna take care of the bills for that? You got money?
..sweery I gots pounds sterlin & I can shower u wit £15 coins...u don't belif me juss ask Redgem or Prettythickme!! (REAL TALK) wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:51pm On Aug 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
when will u have common sense since its not common?
...advise comin from a Crackhead who calls himself KING SAMURAI! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:46pm On Aug 05, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Light skin indeed undecided undecided
...you berrrrra!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:44pm On Aug 05, 2015
Sassybae:
Nah there will be no need for that
We can roll even,with ma skin colour,it makes no diff
...roll where? Ghana?....Lookhear Sweet hat...U have two week to change color an looklike prettythicksme or Redgem!!! angry
Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 1:42pm On Aug 05, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Lol cheesy

I'm not light skinned oh!
...see yor umbrela head like Moto cycle helmet....who told u u r lightskin? How? angry
Romance › Re: She Was Defiled But She Never Gave Up (a True Life Story) by MrCork: 1:40pm On Aug 05, 2015
kinglekan:

She wanna cook sumffn spicy for her heartthrob. grin grin

...huh?...Halfrica that cant cook ordinary egg...Bro I rather eat uncooked Rat than to eat her coookin! (no ofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:38pm On Aug 05, 2015
Sassybae:
Hehe sorry..am not light skinned tongue
...sweeery it never too late to change color to lightskin yellow....if Redgem, prettythicksme, Mrs Chima, Angieberry, lagmostkuit, CAO, DrAify can all change color to yellow thanks to ma profesiional London advise......so can you!! smiley
Celebrities › Re: Daughter Of NNPC Boss, Nkem Delivers Baby Boy (Photo) by MrCork: 1:33pm On Aug 05, 2015
360frolic:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-fovZrVmXT34/VcH29i2T2qI/AAAAAAAABiE/dpSslGq8mVo/s1600/eee.jpg[/img]

Its double blessing for the new NNPC boss because few days after his pronouncement as the new NNPC chief, his daughter Nkem welcomed a bouncing baby boy.

See the very cute baby after the cut:

[img]http://4.bp..com/-xEF5fmGUVCg/VcH27G8Ya-I/AAAAAAAABiA/8I5VejdcdpY/s320/ee.jpg[/img]

http://www..net/2015/08/photos-beautiful-daughter-of-new-nnpc.html
....cute how??......yea thank God her pikin is lightskin...she loooklike drag queen!!! (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: She Was Defiled But She Never Gave Up (a True Life Story) by MrCork: 1:31pm On Aug 05, 2015
halfrica:
grin hany go choke on organsmmmm
Crack ya crooket ballzzz
#


....sweeeery I no u cant wait to handle me in bed... Keep Dreamin!!!(no ofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:30pm On Aug 05, 2015
Sassybae:
Always funny grin
...anyways, sweeery ama lover nota fighter an sinse u ask...did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot!!! wink
Romance › Re: She Was Defiled But She Never Gave Up (a True Life Story) by MrCork: 1:28pm On Aug 05, 2015
halfrica:
By the time they even pullya pants down all we wud see is a broken toy
huh Ur dick cant even rise even if it was raised by a biatcchh u fink i wee stoop so down lowjust to av u finger me wiv ur dick angry hany u aint a performer
even wen u inside a biatch u cant stil be felt huh
...sweery no oofeinse to yor angry response...u sound like a crack addit.. ..*u want to put ma finger in yor dickcoz it wunt stand up inside a biach??... WHA THE HELL ARE U TALKIN ABOUT?? (Crack is bad...stay of Crack) embarassed
Romance › Re: She Was Defiled But She Never Gave Up (a True Life Story) by MrCork: 1:26pm On Aug 05, 2015
halfrica:
By the time they even pullya pants down all we wud see is a broken toy
huh Ur dick cant even rise even if it was raised by a biatcchh u fink i wee stoop so down lowjust to av u finger me wiv ur dick angry hany u aint a performer
even wen u inside a biatch u cant stil be felt huh
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:24pm On Aug 05, 2015
prettythicksme:
oh really?let me see ur fine face cheesy
...why did u finaly remove her preeety picture from yor profile thanks to ma professional advise?...u shud stop usin other peoples foto... serrriously...not ladylike!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:22pm On Aug 05, 2015
Sassybae:
Crack head cheesy
...WOW...is that yor middle name or last name? .. Sassybae Crackhead? ...jus askin! (no oofeinse) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Bobby Valentino Rocks Ankara For MADE Magazine by MrCork: 1:20pm On Aug 05, 2015
Mchayy:
US singer, Bobby Valentino is the cover star of MADE magazine latest edition.

Bobby rocked Ankara outfit for the magazine’s front cover. The singer opened up to MADE on his career, fashion tips and more.

Learn more about the magazine here.

http://nexthop.com.ng/bobby-valentino-rocks-ankara-for-mades-magazine/
..I saw him at a house Party in Atlanta juss last week though...he really short...about 3foot!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:19pm On Aug 05, 2015
Sassybae:
tongue just wanna bribe me I know cheesy
angry
Romance › Re: She Was Defiled But She Never Gave Up (a True Life Story) by MrCork: 1:17pm On Aug 05, 2015
kinglekan:

Oooouuuccchhh!! sad

Don't be too harsh to her nah, she loffs u, she is light skinned, like skinned milk. grin

She gat a booty that stops time. All she needs is your loff and attention sire. (No offiense)

...bro.....Halfrica is no longer respondin...I think she gone Market to went to Grind Pepper!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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