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Romance › Re: She Was Defiled But She Never Gave Up (a True Life Story) by MrCork: 1:07pm On Aug 05, 2015

kinglekan:

Oooouuuccchhh!!

Don't be too harsh to her nah, she loffs u, she is light skinned, like skinned milk.

She gat a booty that stops time. All she needs is your loff and attention sire. (No offiense)

..ok halfrica...sweery ...on behalf of Kinglekan, I sincialy apologice for yor lover over me.... As of today, You can continue lovin me wit no more issues!! wink

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Family › Re: Why Do Women Always Do This (Picture) by MrCork: 1:00pm On Aug 05, 2015

JIMMYWAT:
Hmmmm i just dy wonder even some mothers don du am

...like skin females NEVER complan....only dakskin females complian!! (no oofeinse) angry

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Celebrities › Re: Angela Okorie Rocks Blue Hair [SEE PHOTO] by MrCork: 12:58pm On Aug 05, 2015

Goldrushnigeria:
Angela Okorie decided to go dark with her makeup and her hair looks lovely. Rocking Blue hair is a risk but she seems to pull it off.

http://www.goldrushnews247.com/2015/08/angela-okorie-rocks-blue-hair-see-photo/

^^^^^^WHA RIS THIS??....WHO RIS THIS MAN??....serrrriously that's why we Londoners juss stic with white womens COZ ALL black womens look to Manlike!!! (no oofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: Can You Date A Girl That Dont Know How To Browse The Internet? by MrCork: 12:56pm On Aug 05, 2015

bebene:
in this 21st century can you date a girl that dont do facebook,whatsapp that infact dont know how to browse?

^^^Wha kinda flonritatalick question ris this??.....Bro why do u tink all men come to lookfor punnny on the internet?...to get marryed?? .. Duh!!! undecided

Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 12:53pm On Aug 05, 2015

...ok..wears is that Gabalantick bush village tribal mark Uganda lookin chick called lagmostkuit that keeps tryn to impress me coz ama Londoner?... COME OUTSIDE... Goat!!!! angry

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Crime › Re: Man Forces Manhood Into 4-year-old Girl's Mouth In Lagos by MrCork: 12:50pm On Aug 05, 2015

lalasticlala:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/08/05/man-charged-with-forcing-manhood-into-girls-mouth/

...you kiddddin me ...right?? ...*falls from chair* grin

Romance › Re: She Was Defiled But She Never Gave Up (a True Life Story) by MrCork: 12:47pm On Aug 05, 2015

halfrica:
Hany leasten are u avin hangover on german juice?
Did ur gf loose ur threesomeeee pregnancy?
Is ur dickkkk itching u to spermm out trash?
As ur brain be traded in the market for a keyholder in cells comany lock?

...sweeery plis QUIT pretendin like u don't wanna mate wit me...STOP IT, u no u wannnnit....anyways its no longer gonnno happen!!!! ( thats yor punishment for now!!!! ) angry

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Romance › Re: She Was Defiled But She Never Gave Up (a True Life Story) by MrCork: 12:30pm On Aug 05, 2015

halfrica:
ystday nyt i came back from nairaland prison and only for my post to be locked.
Am really pissed now dan my private ppart why wud they lock my thread like who be my ancestor wey dey follow me on nairaland
Mrcork defiles innocent black girls on nl and he still moves freely no presecution i open my touching true life experience them carry sand put back for inside d well way i build
This is a fallacy on my human gene right
I had sleepless night yesterday night av been criosly defiled on nairaland
Na juju i carry come inside this post make i see who go lock am if e hand no go bend be like frog prick own

..ok...you get banned for creatin yor daily Dumb thread like Ghana Refugee & then u cry for help from Mr COrk to save u from MOD......loookhear sweet hat.....if u cant find job... FIND MARKET TO GO!!!!! .. gOAT! (no oofeinse) angry

Cc kinglekan

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:19pm On Aug 04, 2015

Humanbeing1st:
SHOULD I GET U A JOB?

Good Afterternoon CRACKHEAD B!TCH!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:19pm On Aug 04, 2015*

Humanbeing1st:
SHOULD I GET U A JOB?

^^^^^AS OF TODAY, THEISE CRACKHEAD WILL NO LONGER BE CALLED CRACKHEAD..... HE HAS OFICIALLY BEEN PROMOTED & WILL NOW BE CALLED CRACKHEAD B!TCH!!! .... Noted!!

Cc

Tallesty1
Captainswag225
adeh39(f
Redgem
Lady Boss
Jacksparrow0712
TheSonOfMark
Cutehector
pbs4real
prettythicksme
Truckpusher

....kindly spred the word!! wink

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Politics › Re: Sug Presidential Candidate In Auchi Polytechnic, Kidnapped by MrCork: 12:15pm On Aug 04, 2015

TV/Movies › Re: Who Has Seen This? Nollywood Block-buster "Drake Vs Meek Mill" by MrCork: 12:12pm On Aug 04, 2015

snowDiva:
Jeez..."you dribe"? you are not okay...paranoia is real...

..sweery the great news is ma Range is only £28,000(cash) Range Rover spot wit Splutomick allow will....the sad news isthat no of thoise yor homebase mechanick lookin boyfriends can afordit! (no oofeinse) wink

Romance › Re: Advice: I Love Her But Her Voice Is Not Appealing by MrCork: 12:05pm On Aug 04, 2015

misspicy:
You dnt love her...you LUST after her....

...big or small?

TV/Movies › Re: Who Has Seen This? Nollywood Block-buster "Drake Vs Meek Mill" by MrCork: 11:40am On Aug 04, 2015

^^^They listen to news on Radio and suddenly tink everybody loooklike Drake.....thank God for we Londoners!!! embarassed

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TV/Movies › Re: Who Has Seen This? Nollywood Block-buster "Drake Vs Meek Mill" by MrCork: 11:38am On Aug 04, 2015

snowDiva:
Am I the producer Oga?...seems you have difficulty reasoning...I have seen you overseas based that can't even spell "offence"

...sweeery u nid to buy Telivision at home becoz Drake look notin like that...u bush gyal...anyways juss in case u ask, did I mention I dribe £28,000(cash) Range ROver Spot!!! undecided

TV/Movies › Re: Who Has Seen This? Nollywood Block-buster "Drake Vs Meek Mill" by MrCork: 11:31am On Aug 04, 2015

snowDiva:
Starring Van Vicker as Drake and Jim iyke as Meek mill...

...Hangon...is that what Drake loooklike in yor village??.. IBO?.... YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNNNNNN!!!! (no ofeinse) undecided

Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 11:10am On Aug 04, 2015

lagmostkuit:
[size=15pt]I bet u're a jobless maggot!

Stop mentions me and get a life[/size]

^^^^^ WOW..English Gramma!! ...anyways Ladies do not swaaaar & clearly u need help coz u will not fit in .. Our job is to help u!!!! (no ofeinse) undecided

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Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 10:44am On Aug 04, 2015

lagmostkuit, sweery I bet mechanics , bus condoctors & taxi drivers find u so attractive... I lie?...u looook the type though! (no ofeeinse) undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: HUMANBEING1ST AND ADEH39 by MrCork: 10:39am On Aug 04, 2015

Humanbeing1st:
CHECK MY PICS

...USING SOMEONE ELSES PICTURE AGAIN.....YOU ARE SO SO NATURALLY FOOOOOOOOLISH ITS MAGICALLY UNBELIVEABLE!!!!!! (real talk) undecided

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Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 10:32am On Aug 04, 2015

lagmostkuit:
[size=15pt]Stop mentioning me nah [/size]

...is it our fault u aint lightskin?....sweeery ..I beg ... SHIFT!!!!! (no oofeinse) angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:31am On Aug 04, 2015

missgray:
Ok am done with you btw am not lightskin

...sweeery plis keep in touch coz I arrive in that Nigeria in 2 week.... We will discuss how toeat yor cake! wink

Romance › Re: Ur Candid Opinion Is Needed by MrCork: 10:29am On Aug 04, 2015

Cutehector:
Yea yea yea, for all those who are very good at advicing, I'v got a piece for you.. Be sure not to be biased.

Supossing a girl creates a thread on romance section and posts this. A guy is pestering me for sex, what should I do? Should I gv in or not... What would ur comment be on this?

Secondly, suposing a guy creates a thread on d same romance section and posts this. My girl is pestering me for sex, what should I do? What would ur comment also be on this?

I'd apreciate u comment with respect to the two questions at once.. Thanks

....so u been pesterin women for sexx on nairaland again??...... BRO WHAT IS WORNG WIT YOU!!!!. undecided

Romance › Re: Ur Candid Opinion Is Needed by MrCork: 10:27am On Aug 04, 2015

Cutehector:
Yea yea yea, for all those who are very good at advicing, I'v got a piece for you.. Be sure not to be biased.

Supossing a girl creates a thread on romance section and posts this. A guy is pestering me for sex, what should I do? Should I gv in or not... What would ur comment be on this?

Secondly, suposing a guy creates a thread on d same romance section and posts this. My girl is pestering me for sex, what should I do? What would ur comment also be on this?

I'd apreciate u comment with respect to the two questions at once.. Thanks

Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 10:25am On Aug 04, 2015

....I bet on ma £28,000(cash) Range Rover spot that lagmostkuit chick sells Bread n egg... I lie? angry

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Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 10:22am On Aug 04, 2015

lagmostkuit:
[size=15pt]It's obvious u're obsessed with lagmostkuit.[/size]

...obseesed wit who?...how?..when?....U fine?...U lightskin?...serrrrrrrriiiiooous loooooooooong hisssssssssssssssss!!!!!! undecided

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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:17am On Aug 04, 2015

missgray:
with all these repetitions am beginning to think you are a robot

...huh? .which repletion?....sweeery ru ok ? ..U been to London?...so juss becoz I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot u r hatin...abi?...anyways, sinse yor cake is edible, I will eat it when I arrive in Nigeria in 2 week.. Plis make sure u look fine, loooose weight and look lightskin!! wink

Romance › Re: Guys Friendzoned In Most Hilarious Way!!! +pics by MrCork: 10:14am On Aug 04, 2015

Fulaboy:
Lol cork you will never change oh yes I was raised in a farm and we cattle and horses as well you can contact me if you need one

..bro I hav notin agaist u sellin cattle..i respect yor hussle & at list, u can buy a car some day.. GREAT MOVE SIR!!! wink

Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Ladies Do If They Dont Like You by MrCork: 10:13am On Aug 04, 2015

XavierBlue:
i concur

XavierBlue

...tank u sir...pliss stay away from likes of lagmostkuit.... she will embarrass u in a cinema...probably pullout touch light sayn its too dark.. I lie? undecided

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