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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:54pm On Jul 10, 2015
ronald4lif:
Are you saying London babes are finer than homebase babes?. Maybe, maybe not but I love homebase punny more than London punny. London punny are light skin. grin
Corrrection...London Girls naturaly look sweet..even witout makeup, they look like strawberry ice cream mixed with scotch egg..... Homebase babes: wit or without make up they look like Bonvita... London babes are clerly sweeter & ther is NO COMPIPITION!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:42pm On Jul 10, 2015
jaybee3:
I love me black coffee bro

Simply da best!
angry
Romance › Re: Your Nl Status. by MrCork: 12:35pm On Jul 10, 2015
Elssa:
Just for fun.
What would be your NL status (Assuming NL had something as "Star progress" wink )

• Novice
• Amateur
• Senior
• Expert
• Enthusiast
• Professional
• Veteran
• Master
• Ultimate

Me Amateur cool

And Your's? smiley
Mr Cork<<<<<<<< 17inches Looooong. ..Any more Questions? wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:29pm On Jul 10, 2015
ronald4lif:
Lol mrcork, she said she's based in the UK not London. It's every UK resident a Londoner?. wink cheesy
...bro London babes are fine...dyamm lighskinfine.....1bkaye looklike one of you, homebase.. I lie?...Hangon..am not sayn she aint beaurifull though ..what am sayn is she aint fine & she definally NOT a London... U gerrrrit? (no ofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:27pm On Jul 10, 2015
Sinnzu:
She's married now.
.... Rokiatu is marryed?....Wha Ta Fuk?... LADYBOSS ALL THE WAY MENNNNNN!!!!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:23pm On Jul 10, 2015
jaybee3:
Are you fine, like very fine?
..My Niggga..Bro QUIT tryn to impress 1bkaye wit thosie *JODECI* lyric coz u no the deal: .. she aint fine, NaDa!!... bruv, U no how we roll in London town.. White women!! (no oofeinse) wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:12pm On Jul 10, 2015
1bkaye:
It's ok MrCork, me too I get bored sometimes lol
..loookhear sweery ..am from London pekam & I no a Londoner when I see one..YOU ARE NOT A LONDONER!!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:10pm On Jul 10, 2015
...anyone seen Rokiatu lately....all her curves suddenly disappeared tanks to LadyBoss (her Rival)......I suspect Ladyboss done some Juju on her to make LadyBoss now the nomba 1 choice for all guys! (TRUE STORY) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:08pm On Jul 10, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Afternoon MrCork
..anyways...whats up ma Nigga... whats cookin!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:07pm On Jul 10, 2015
1bkaye:
I am a Nigerian based in the UK, no problem
...which UK??....looookhear sweeery...if u like again mennnnn.. I will Scaladonkarick you...Muss u homebase females all ways lie??..dyammm!! undecided
Romance › Re: Which Of These Is Hardest To Find In A Nigerian Man? by MrCork: 9:21am On Jul 10, 2015
Maamin:
Read from picture below vvv
..bro I nid to piss...*Al be baaaaack!*(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 8:58pm On Jul 09, 2015
eROCK247:
U insulting Nigerians cos someone insulted Nigerian ladies... What msg r u trying to pass?
...BRO SHUD I RE- TYPE SLOWLY SO U CAN CATCHUP??...WHEN DID U SEE ANY BODY IN SULT NIGERIAN LADIES? ... its guys like u that spread rumours...GOAT!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 8:45pm On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
Wow and i tot ur stupidity just ended na i was wrong u just keep upgrading em
..STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD... GO TO BED JOR!!!!! undecided
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 8:44pm On Jul 09, 2015
adaxxy:
stupi..d ashol.e
...is that yor last name? ..Priiiick!!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 7:35pm On Jul 09, 2015
NaYouGoTaya:
mrcork, seriously, u don't have to take these people seriously....90% of them are males in disguise. i just busted one now
..4real??...anyways..homebase guys are nomaly 419 Fradsta people....I usualy advse my white friends to stay away from them whenever we in Nigeria for few days...Nice on bruv!! undecided
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 7:33pm On Jul 09, 2015
osaseuro:
I don't have ur time troll... bleep off!
^^^^ladies do no swaaaar....and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland.. Goat!! (no ofeinse) embarassed
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 7:31pm On Jul 09, 2015
modelboy:
illegal London citizen, I could deport your ugly broke ass down to Africa. Look no matter how rich you claim to be you still a broke ugly ass niggga that feels lonely and heart broken by Nigerian girls and think white girls would fall for you?? Bruhhhh your truly a cork head my niggggga
...ok u win...come bak when yor Milk teeth is developd! (no ofeinse) undecided
Sports › Re: Should Mikel Obi Remain With Chelsea For Another Season? by MrCork: 7:23pm On Jul 09, 2015
youngsahito:
This is the time for players to either
change clubs or remain and negotiate with
their clubs on the way forward.
This is the case of Nigerian born Chelsea
player, Mikel Obi who has been rumored
that he will leave the London side for
another club in the united Arab Emirates.
The question is whether Mikel Obi should
leave Chelsea to join another club.
Mikel has not been consistent in Chelsea
because he has not played regularly. And
for a player who wants to move higher in
his career, he needs to play all the time,
even though the money is good.
Should Mikel Obi remain with Chelsea and
continue to sit on the bench or move to
another he will command a regular shirt?
Should he stay with Chelsea for another
season and continue to play second fiddle
to other players?
He must take a decision now and that
decision must help improve his career.
..I waz at his place yestarday at Sloane Sqaure kessinton....he lives 15 minute from me....he will be leavin Chelsea.. big time!! wink
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 7:19pm On Jul 09, 2015
osaseuro:
Golf ain't met for church rats like you
...ermm sweeery..Golf is not a Car...Gold is a Game...this is exactly why u fail skoool exam & then blame yor teacher.. Goat!! angry


Wikileak def (this shud help u)
"a game played on a large open-air course, in which a small hard ball is struck with a club into a series of small holes in the ground, the object being to use the fewest possible strokes to complete the course"

Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 7:15pm On Jul 09, 2015
MarieSucre:
Attention! everybody listen up. This here is prime example of a SELF-HATING NIGGAA. Hates everything African and tries to be a classist, elitist prick. You must be Rachel Dolezal's Nigerian cousin. Nice to meet you.
^^^See Somali Wannabe Nigeria IBO chick talkin to a Whole Londoner who drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot ...am I on yor level?...are u lightskin?..are u halfcast?..are u white...even sef..are u albino......sweeery Plis Go bak & change yor color to lightskin & then u may get yor shance to talk to me!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 7:10pm On Jul 09, 2015
modelboy:
first off I'm not homebased .. Second I drive a Chevy spider elevator, did that car can buy your freedom in london , my watch can buy your whole family and prolly you owe me change... Monkey.
^^^^kaiiiiiii....loookat anoda 14year old boy wit MILK TEETH lyin he drives Chevy spider elevator??....looookhear brother man.......ama lover nota fighter...IF U LIE AGAIN ehhh...I SWAAAR I WILL PULL OUT MY 17inches looooooong *KONDO* AND DOUBLE SLAP YOR RECTAGUNLAR FACE WIT IT!!! (true talk) angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 7:03pm On Jul 09, 2015
SilentCrescendo:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Lol
Corky been giving me jokes..hahahaha
Cos of the strike I've been on this bus for God knows how long but this page and the comments are soooooo grin grin grin grin grin
^^^^^YEA SIR...THIS IS A TRUE LONDON HOMEY (SilentCrescendo)....A PROPER LONDON HOMEY..YES WE HAV TUBE STRIKE IN LONDON RIGHT NOW, ONLY BUS TRANSPORT....I don't even enter bus u no......and then u people wanto compare our London to that yor Nigeria wher u don't hav ordinary Trafic light??,....serrrriously.... U GET HOME & THE FIRST THING A WHITE WOMAN WILL DO IS HUG U.....in that Nigeria, u get home and the first thing Nigeria woman giv u is a slap!!! (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 7:02pm On Jul 09, 2015
...ok,..enough said....am of to play golf..laters!! angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 6:57pm On Jul 09, 2015
modelboy:
dude if you been talking to those girls anyhow, dont fucck with me holmes, monkey
YOU HOMEBASE MOFOS...SERRRIOUSLY...DO U REALICZE HOW MANY OF YOR SO CALL CHIEFS & NIGERIAN GOVAMENT OFFISIALS I HAV TAKEN TO STRIPPP CLUBS HEAR IN LONDON?....do u people even hav strip clubs ther in that Nigeria?? ..NO...THEN I REST MA CASE!!!! (no oofennsse) wink
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 6:53pm On Jul 09, 2015
adaxxy:
You know people like you in London dont have legal way of living and depends on government benefits thats if you are legally staying there,and if you truly you cruise hse then you are either 419 or drug pusher MRCORK THAT IS THE FACT AND YOU NEED TO DO BETTER WITH THAT YOUR STUPIIID ENGLISH ABD ANOTHER THING ISTHAT YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO YOUR GENERATION PLUS YOUR STINKING PUSSIES ,THEY HARDLY SHOWER.
...oh realy?...am on govament benefit & I drive £28,000(cash)Range rover spot....abi....bruv, I am one of the most popula guys in London pekam...truss me...u don't wanna no wot I do for livin...bro u herd this song**Bad boy bad boy...what u goono do when they come for u**..... DO THE MATHS!!!!! (TRUE STORRY) angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 6:48pm On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
Question for irumole go and ask ur ancestors if
U av one den dey will show u
...sweery am serious...4real...plis puttop yor picture....I have my two pit bull terriers (Jacky & Lacy) next to me right now & I juss want to see... how they react: ..if they bark, it mean u r hawt...but if they run away, its means u not presentable! (no ofeinse) smiley
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 6:44pm On Jul 09, 2015
modelboy:
see mumu angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
^^^^^see 13yrs old boy talkin to me like am hiss mate??.....bro u shud be callin me *DADDY* (real talk). angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 6:41pm On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
I can show u where they buried ur brain * bliv me*
...plis putop yor picture?...I want to see if u are fat fine! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:39pm On Jul 09, 2015
rokiatu:
lmao. Mr cork you know you're my real husband right? He's just leasing. wink
...sweery..am in love wit u & u own a space in ma heart but SERRRRIOUSLY,I hav a question.... ""WHO IS THAT BOY IN YOR PICTURE PROFILE STANDIN NEXT TO MA WOMAN??....PLS TELLLIM TO GET THE STEPPPPIN!!!!!!"" angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 6:36pm On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
Be d one printing d pounds for d queen i dont care all u kno is my senses are with me unlike u who has lost his
....I can shower u with £30 coins...truss me!!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:34pm On Jul 09, 2015
rokiatu:
lool he don't even know am on nairaland.he has bigger worries in reality. grin

Jokes apart thou you are a teaser, leave my man alone abi tongue
angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 6:32pm On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
Show ur mum dis post watever she says i second her notion
*during ur migration process ur brain has bern left hanging ever since*
...sweeery do u realicze I can easily fly u down to London if I want....serrriously.....u berra watch the way u talk to me coz I gots Gorrrila Moiney! (Pounds sterlin) undecided

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