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Politics › Re: WAR Is HELL - A Message For All Those Calling For War! by MrCork: 2:43pm On Jul 09, 2015
henryskywalker2003:
Lol. Glad to see you are enjoying your "pounds stalin" in London. Oh, about your question.... Erm, let's see. Does eating a plate of jollof rice with two big wraps of okpa di oku, topped off with some ketchup for brunch ,count as a meal? I don't know o, maybe it's less than a square meal, but you should know bro, after all you are based in London and I'm just a broke "homebase" guy.
loookhear brother...I am not on yor Level any day..London u nevar been..moiney u don't hav...Aeroplane u navr enter...even ordnnary £28,000 Range rover spot, u can nevar afford.....so pli I beg u...STay on yor lane..Broke people like u r sopose to stay on yo lane! (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 2:05pm On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
If a white woman shd meet u she wud be forced to act dis way
Cos a woman will always be a woman no matter d skin color
Infact try dis ur stupidity with a latino woman den u will kno whatsup
..calm down babes...do u realize I hav nyanshed 21 females on nairaland?....true story...u don't belif me, ask any nairaland females....juss be nice and we will mate!! (REAL TALK) wink
Romance › Re: Ladies by MrCork: 1:59pm On Jul 09, 2015
Humanbeing1st:
I NEED OF AN OLOSHO GIRL IN LAGOS WIT PRICE NOT MORE THAN 50K PER NIGHT, HOLLA ME @ 08068649034 FOR US TO BOOK AN HOTEL AND HAVE FUN, (Mouth Action INCLUSIVE)
.. ..CRACKHEAD...THE BEST GIFT U NEED IS A NEW BRAIN....BUT THEY NEED TO RE-INSTALL YOR HEAD ...steeewpid foool(real talk) angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 1:56pm On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
I wud rada slit my tongue dan say that
...sweeery the good news is that am from London & u want (and yes u hav taste)......the bad news is that u juss goin about it the wrong way & white women wud nevar act like that!! (REAL TALK) embarassed
Politics › Re: WAR Is HELL - A Message For All Those Calling For War! by MrCork: 1:41pm On Jul 09, 2015
henryskywalker2003:
Lol. Glad to see you are enjoying your "pounds stalin" in London. Oh, about your question.... Erm, let's see. Does eating a plate of jollof rice with two big wraps of okpa di oku, topped off with some ketchup for brunch ,count as a meal? I don't know o, maybe it's less than a square meal, but you should know bro, after all you are based in London and I'm just a broke "homebase" guy.
..calm down u broke church rat...again..do u realice u talkin to a Londoner?...do u want me to embarass u wit moiney?...be nice to me & I will post u £10 to buy suit ther in that Nigeria! (no ofeense) undecided
Politics › Re: WAR Is HELL - A Message For All Those Calling For War! by MrCork: 1:17pm On Jul 09, 2015
henryskywalker2003:
Quite funny to notice the fact that, for all the money you allegedly have, it seems not to be enough to buy you common sense. But then again, just like you aptly pointed out, you have GORILLA MONEY, you could only afford gorilla brains/sense. Guess that explains a lot then.
..bro but serrriously..why do broke Homebase guys like u all ways wans challenge we London big boys when u clarly no I can change yo life wit pounds stalin?....can u aford 3 square meal?..hav u eatin today? (no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Nicki Minaj Says She'll Never Have A Child Outside Wedlock! You Go, Girl! by MrCork: 1:09pm On Jul 09, 2015
onila:
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11053672_10206168420601970_207694381484849958_n.jpg?oh=ec36b69f328054cdff1b31ee19c81abf&oe=561120A3[img]http://4.bp..com/-6aifJL9p_1w/VZz1G6OlKSI/AAAAAAAF0-4/jbsCYCejtPk/s320/c.png[/img]
..OK...SHE CALL U & TOLD U THis...CORRECT?...SWEERY U CREATE 50 THREAD A WEEK...YOR DRIVIN US KRAZY...PLS STOP FOR GODS SAKE!...STOP!!!(no ofeense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:04pm On Jul 09, 2015
...opps... Juss remembered not everybody ther in Nigeria has telivision! (no ofeense) embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:02pm On Jul 09, 2015
..anyone watchin Wimbledon ladies tennis right now?.. Kaiiiii... I love the way those ladies scream when hittin our the balls!! tongue
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 11:09am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
No am enjoying d fun tho av been bored since i woke up
^^^^ther u go..she enjoys me..thats wot my ex said....anyway sweery..it wudunt hurt to say **Mr Cork,I really really love you, I think!**. .... Juss tryit! wink
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 11:05am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
I just want u to wipe ur existence from this world and never come bck please do dat for me and i will love u forever
...u looklike a witch anyways...i bet u from Lagos wit tribal mark...r u Yoruba?(no ofeense) embarassed
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 11:02am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
Pix of a female u created ursef without involving a lady u dont av regards for ladies
I tot a man who treats ladies like princess shows he was raised by a queen
Who raised u na?
...sweery plis show me yo picture...i want to compare I to all 3 9of ma London girl friends.. U fine? (no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 11:00am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
Ok ma embarassed
..anyways,sweery wher eaz we b4 being rudely interupted by that ddami chick who is only interested in my £28,000(cash) range rover spot...she ain't even lightskin......sweery apat from my range,my moiney,my 3bedroom house I live alone,and am from London Pekan...what do u like about me & wot do u want in life...not life in that yp Nigeria place though..i mean life in my London.BE HONEST! undecided
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:52am On Jul 09, 2015
ddami:
best advice don't bother replying that person again...
someTHINGS in life don't deserve attention...
^^^see this Ghana lookin chimpansy monkey ...who invite u?..CANT U SEE AM TALKIN TO A CHICK??....and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland... GOAT!! (you Homebase females mennnn ) undecided
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:49am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
*sleeping on quote*
...see yor head like moto cycle helmet..do u realize am from London?.. GOAT!! angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:45am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
My bad i pass
*u berra start *feeling ursef*
Cos i rada do a normal guy with a great IQ
Dan u with a *minute* IQ
..Mr Cork<<<<< 17inches looooong....I can post u the picture if u want it

...JUSS ASK NICELY!
wink
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:40am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
No i wont cos its oudated to some nigeria peeps here oya go and fu#_k ur white chick in ur almighty car ok
...no thanks.. I rather *do* you! wink
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:29am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
Ok play an away match outta dis thread
Always remember dis i am ur female version
...r u telln me if I bring ma £28,000(cash) range rover spot to that yor Nigeria place...u will not fall I love wit me? smiley
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:21am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
Wud av felt bad bou ur post if i once complained that i need a man
Like we dont get to see ugly white women
Honey i heard u are so unserious i feel so sad for who made u dis dumb lemme guess *a white girl punna*
..since u ask..i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot wit alloy wills...this usiaully means I can get any females I want in cludin you..ama pLaYa!! (REAL TALK) wink
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:17am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
U call ursef a londoner when u are a citizen by birth and not by migration so far to me u are like a tourist there
..yes I no u nevar been to London but anytime u come,I will take u to our tourist centa called trafagua square....u can take great pictures wit pigeon & parrots standin on yo head...sweery I no u Homebase people love those kinda $hits! (no ofeense) wink
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:07am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
tongue oya go and kill ur sef for a white woman and see wat happens next
...sweery when was the lasttime a Londoner toasted u or even sef...when was the last time u ever talk to a London guy??.. Like NEVER ...be nice to me & u may be locky! wink
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:02am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
The black woman is more industrious dan d white
Bt dis are the qualities ur black mum exhibit
Who told u dey dont give stress imagine wen she files for divorce and d white chick demands for half of ur wealth she was never a success tooden u will be more stressed out dan an *impotent faq*
Mind u not all white girls av long hairs dats why dey demselves came bou hair extension
And they are faithful chai dats d greatest lie u av told ursef dude dey are worst dan a livingdemon
Wait is ur dad above 30 cos i guess ur mum wud av done d needful since u are sayin wat black women do
...black women industros how?..goin to market..cussin ther husband or wearin Brazilian wig?....sweery may I remind u white females on nairaland talk to u so nicely..u end up gettin ther nomba wink

..but all black females like u hav to much atitude..& then u complain u cant find man..u no u don't stand a Shance next to beaiuriful white females.. I lie?
undecided
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 9:54am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
The black woman is more industrious dan d white
Bt dis are the qualities ur black mum exhibit
Who told u dey dont give stress imagine wen she files for divorce and d white chick demands for half of ur wealth she was never a success tooden u will be more stressed out dan an *impotent faq*
Mind u not all white girls av long hairs dats why dey demselves came bou hair extension
And they are faithful chai dats d greatest lie u av told ursef dude dey are worst dan a livingdemon
Wait is ur dad above 30 cos i guess ur mum wud av done d needful since u are sayin wat black women do
...black women industros how?..goin to market..cussin ther husband or wearin Brazilian wig?....sweery may I remind u That Eva since I been comin to nairaland,I have [b][/b]
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 9:28am On Jul 09, 2015
halfrica:
Like ur white bitches dont lie to
They make vows on their weddin day for berra for worst for richer for poorer
Den dey file for divorce 72weeks later leaving d niggga broke
Is dat not a lie to av said they love d niggga
White women be lyin bou their fake asss
White women be lyin bou their facial surgery
White women be lyin bou their lips surgery
I guess u love lies and u ursef u live on lies
....
CORRECTION:

WHITE WOMEN HAV REAL NATURAL LOOONG HAIRS....YOU DONT

WHITE WOMEN DONT GIVE STRESS...YOU DO

WHITE WOMEN MORE FAITHFULL....YOUR NOT

WHITE WOMEN DONT TRAP U...BLACK WOMEN DO

WHITE WOMEN MAKE U LIVE UP TO 100yrs...BLACK WOMEN HELP U LIVE UP TO 30years(no offennse)
angry
Properties › Re: Okwudili Umenyiora Owns One Of The Most Luxurious Houses In Nigeria by MrCork: 10:45pm On Jul 08, 2015
patmaine:
it's actually less than 9 million. but seriously u and ur post ve serious poverty written all over. . I just got home feom church I am anointed. therefore I free u from the spirit pf poverty and delusion. ..
...I will repair yor life in that Nigeria place with pounds sterlin ma niggga... truss me!! angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:29pm On Jul 08, 2015
halfrica:
Ok u av d spotlight to ursef exhitbit ur stupidity to da fulless
The post is urs shine wit ur dead brain
*walks out*
STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD!!!!!!
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:28pm On Jul 08, 2015
halfrica:
Am an independent lady a feminist at that i take care of guys if u dont kno
Yeah our guys are goin tru hard times sure bt they are tryin
Unlike u who is suffering and smiling
Am sure its a white chick dats spendin on u cos so far ur occupation and career is not known
...ok...u r independent but don't hava Job..abi??....sweery plis don't mke me slap yor face..I hate liers... White women would nevr lie like that...NOW U SEE THE REASON WHY NOBORY WANT NIGERIAN FEMALES!!! undecided
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:23pm On Jul 08, 2015
halfrica:
I dont need a stone washed brain wen buggati be playing in some nigeria home garage u talkin of a *rented mtec bmw* u wana use to show off
U berra make sure u return d car intime before u pay extra cash u no budget
...sweery ama lover nota fighter.....I juss wanna love u..U never been ina Range Rover Spot b4..U never been ina MTEC BMW b4..even sef..u never been to London....Let me change yor life with pounds sterlin.... YOU READY!!!! wink
Romance › Re: Guy Takes Girl On A Trip To Dubai, Abandons Her There Because She Refuses Sex by MrCork: 10:21pm On Jul 08, 2015
Adesiji77:
I couldn't help but share... cheesy


http://www.9janinja.com.ng/2015/07/twitter-trends-guy-takes-girl-on-trip.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&m=1
...the guy did well...Nigeria females are all ways like that..they promise u punnny but never deliver...LEAVE HER THER MENNNNN!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:18pm On Jul 08, 2015
halfrica is juss frontin....truss me...she wants me!! wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: One Word For This Guy by MrCork: 10:15pm On Jul 08, 2015
glimpse33:
What state is this guy from? grin
IBO Guy....looookat his trouser... I lie? undecided
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 10:13pm On Jul 08, 2015
halfrica:
A loyal patriot of southern sudan i will pick one million times over u dis mind disturbed dumb head i guess d cells in ur brain are dead u berra renew them before u become a contacious disease ewu mecca
....see yor head like guienea fowl....can u compare me to anybory in that yor Nigeria?..sweery I drive £28,00(cash) Range rover spot..truss me....do u even hav cooker at home?..do u no wot electric cooker is?..BE HONEST? undecided

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