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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:57am On Jun 17, 2015

TODAYS OFICIAL SUMARRY & CONCLUSION: ... MizMyColi is a CRACKHEAD!!!! (no ofeiinse) embarassed

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:47am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
[size=14pt]iGnored[/size]

OOouuuch: TRUTH HURTS!!! grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:45am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
[size=14pt]iGnored[/size]

..sweeery ama lover not a fighter...serrriously..be nice to me & I swaaar I will post u 3 Box of anti-ageing cream for yor face (no ofeinsee)

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:40am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
You must be having comprehension issues.

Sorry, but do you attend night school?

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:40am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
So?

Who cares about that advanced school bus you call a range rover btw?

...really..can those yor mechanic loookin boyfriend ther in Nigeria affordddit??....sweeery..do u realiaze u talkin to a Londoner?? undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:38am On Jun 17, 2015*

MizMyColi:
And I'm goin bak to sleep!

Donkey!

^^^ther she gos again...now she wanna SLEEP with me......abi?...BUSTED!!!!! wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:37am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
Dyyyaaammm
Cork!
Your delusion is spiritual!

I don't want you!
Jesus is enough for me

..Yea u do love Jesus...DOes Jesus drive Range Rover Spot??......I BEG GO SIT DOWNNNNN JOR!!!! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:35am On Jun 17, 2015

...CHICKS & LIES mennnnnn...serrriously..I give up!! embarassed

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:33am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
Cork, read my Lips

I - Don't - Care!

OOOooooo Yesssssss Yooooouuuu Dooooooo..... Sweery ama lover nota figher...PLis STOP Lyin for the sake of humanity.. I BEG!! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:32am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
Cork, read my Lips

I - Don't - Care!

OOOOoooo YEssssssss Yooooooou Do...YOU CARE & YOU WANT ME..pirrriod:...and plis...say hello to my little friend!!!!!!! wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:30am On Jun 17, 2015

...chicks be playn had like they hate u....was wrong wit telln a guy u r krazzzy about him?..serrrriously...aint we in 2015?..huh? undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:27am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
Donkey!!!

..Loookhear sweeery am tryn had to be nice to u so I suggest u take advantage & want me... U been to London? NOPE!!!...so be nice!! .. Goat! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:26am On Jun 17, 2015

Cutehector:
loool yeah MizMyColi did... Nd nw she hates him.. Or maybe she hates d fact she likes MrCork

..bro don't mind the check mennn...they all say that * I HATE U*..when they clearly want u. That waz what all my ex said...dyamm I hate u..and then we dated for two week!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:24am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
What is this one saying now

So you don't know sarcasm when you see one abi?

You need a crash course in sarcasm 101 bro!
No ooifensee

...loookhear sweery...I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot, am London pekam base & guess wot, am a fine boy no pimples...CLAERLY U WANT ME.. I lie? ..Goat!! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:20am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
Sup Sup.
Good Morning

Why are you exposing me la

..arrrrhha ther u go......so u love me..abi?... kaiiii...HOMEBASE NIGERIAN WOMEN!!! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:59am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
So?

...ok..it doesn't hurt to say:

...*Mr Cork,I really really really really fancy you!!*

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:48am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
You Borrrinng

Pirriodd!

.
^^^ BORED HOUSEWIFE.. (spends 23 outta 24hours on nairaland) embarassed

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:29am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
Bellccchhh

...GO BAK TO BED!! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:10am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
You must have bagged a degree in Yinmunology

...yawnnn.. undecided

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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 8:08am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
So?

...ok..be nice to me & I will send u another pictures of my solero tyre!(only £2000) angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:05am On Jun 17, 2015

..AND GOOD MORNIN UNEMPLOY NAIRALANDERS....HOW R U TODAY?... the usual? (no ofeense) embarassed

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:03am On Jun 17, 2015

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]I don't do e-skirmish na [/color]

^^HELLO CRACKHEAD NUMBER 3....U AIIIGHT?

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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 8:01am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
Bia, Cork, where's your screw.
I see your nuts are going berserk.

Someone get this guy's screw for me, His nuts need proper screwing

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Romance › Re: Why Every Female Prefer London Guys Only. by MrCork(op): 7:37am On Jun 17, 2015

faith551:
Sit down Bro let me tell you a story.
I've got two cousins, wnt mention a name tho cause 90% in nairaland will know him.
One travelled to London in the late nighties, the other graduated from the university, travelled to lagos and started up a business, his really a big shot now tho.
So, fast forwarded to 2013,the one that travelled to London came back after years of absence, he came back with an infinite jeep.
The following week the brother in lagos bought him a house and a new car.
So who's bigger, the guy in London or lagos.
We run our business wearing jeans and slippers here in naija, Cruise our machines in the evening. So take it or leave it, home based guys as you put it still rock.

^^^^ther they go again..typikal Homebase guys...always dreamin or noing of another Homebase guy who has moiney..but its never them. Do u have moiney? ..NO!

..the fact remains ..we Londoners got moiney & we can take yor women anytime..pirrriod! (no ofeense) angry

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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 7:27am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
Yes MrCork

I'm a GOAT!
I am, a Greatest Of All Time
Deal with it!!!!

^^^^she wants me! wink

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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 7:20am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
I'm doing great Hannie

..kika23 is a lightskin beaureiful Londoner who is juss not on yor level...sweery I nevar been to London so how can she be yor hommie?

..sweery..plis get rid of yor Lagos tribal mark First!! (no ofeeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 7:07am On Jun 17, 2015

Danhumprey:
Wow! Look like there is no possibility that we could chat again.

Oh! Wait. How about e-mail?

Cf...bro..elantraceey is a typikal okoro girl lyin to u big time..she don't wana giv u her nomba!!.. grin

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Romance › Re: Ladies Please Be Honest: ...who Would You Rather Kiss? (((Pictures))) by MrCork(op): 8:10pm On Jun 16, 2015*

ladyteska:
so you say

...sweery may I remmind u am from London & I driv £28,000 (cash) range rover spot...Serrrioysly..wud u kiss me if though u hava man?.. .u can call it friendly kiss if it makes u happy though

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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 4:26pm On Jun 16, 2015

...not sure why chicks r hatin on me....serrriously...isit ma fault I gots moiney? embarassed

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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 4:20pm On Jun 16, 2015

MizMyColi:

Anyone who believes that's MrCork's car can believe anything.

Smh.

...^^^^great advise comin from a livin ting who ain't gats nada.....whoever said life was fare.. Goat! (no ofeense) undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:08pm On Jun 16, 2015

redgem:
Snap yourself close to it with your legs up...

^^^^^^haters come in all shape & size....sweery plis go and loose weiight!!! (no ofeinse) angry

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