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Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 6:41pm On Jun 15, 2015

elantraceey:
So you mean you can get Apple pie and chicken fried burger at a supermarket? Else I don't see the reason why you have to make the emphasis that its not a supermarket.

.. Sweery plis quit tryn to impress me...we both no u don't no wot apple pie is...PLIS, STOP!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Yaya Toure Accused By Hooker Of Begging For Sex (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 6:37pm On Jun 15, 2015

...big deal...what's the big deal askin babe for pumnnny...is that a crime?... Serrrioous looking hisss! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:34pm On Jun 15, 2015

Jacksparrow0712:
No deal

...tank u sir...you a true British gentleman!! wink

Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 6:32pm On Jun 15, 2015

elantraceey:
I guess you skipped the 'paper' I wrote there.

But on a second though , your head will be better.

..ok hangon...let me pull into McDonalds & buy apple pie wit chicken fried burger wit strawberryshake.. .. And by the way,McDonalds id nota super market..its a restaurants! (no ofeense) wink

Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 6:20pm On Jun 15, 2015

elantraceey:
Don't forget to hold a paper reading "THIS IS REAL MRCOCK" while snapping it.

...ok mummy...u want me to write this on ma head or ma hairy chest? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:15pm On Jun 15, 2015

Jacksparrow0712:

..HALT THER,YOU THIS BOY....WAS THE DEAL BETWEEN U & MA WOMAN: ..MISSCLASSY?.....WAS YOR GAME?? angry

Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 6:12pm On Jun 15, 2015

elantraceey:
Picture of you driving it or

...u wanna hangit on yor bedroom wall ..abi?....lookhear sweethat...ama lover not a fighter so it wudunt hurt for u to admit u want me. Am in traffic right now on baker street..i will put up the picture in a hour..real talk!!

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Romance › Re: Signs That A Guy Loves A Girl by MrCork: 6:02pm On Jun 15, 2015

[quote author =zealot4me post=34799645]Foolish yabaleft escapee[/quote]^^^^ ther u go..her villageness now comin out...and then she wondas why she cant find man on nairaland.. Goat!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 5:58pm On Jun 15, 2015

elantraceey:
You love that word so much and I know why.....because it's a perfect description of you.

...ok since u ask..did I mention I drive £28'000 (cash) range rover spot!!

Romance › Re: Signs That A Guy Loves A Girl by MrCork: 5:48pm On Jun 15, 2015

Stephanie75:
What are the signs that a guy truly loves a girl?

Please comment........

...ok..so u lookin for man on nairalamd to giv i sign?....Londoners or those Homebase guys? undecided

Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 5:45pm On Jun 15, 2015

MrsChima:
Peace be with you Caitlin Jenner.

..STOP DERAILING THE THREAD, MRS CHIMA!!

Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 5:36pm On Jun 15, 2015

MrsChima:
You go first!

....well if it was upto me...juss becuz u so stubborn....i will buy u a cow witout a horn...that wud be yor punishment!! angry

Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 5:33pm On Jun 15, 2015

MrsChima:
oh...you are right! Why don't you act like a woman?

...mrs chima...the day u Eva act like a lady...we nairalanders will contribute moiney & buy u a cow..... I swaaar! undecided

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Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 5:29pm On Jun 15, 2015

elantraceey:
You love that word so much and I know why.....because it's a perfect description of you.

^^^ this chick gots atitude...4real...talkin to a whole Londoner anyhow.....this Ghana people mennn!! undecided

Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 5:22pm On Jun 15, 2015

elantraceey:
You love that word so much and I know why.....because it's a perfect description of you.

Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 5:08pm On Jun 15, 2015

elantraceey:
Of course I'll never find a man like you.

...hangon you did lagos girl with Tribal mark...may I remind u that I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover SPot with £3000 (cash) Alloy wills...... can any of those yor Homebase mechanic loookin boy friend afford it? .. Goat!! angry

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Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 5:08pm On Jun 15, 2015

elantraceey:
Of course I'll never find a man like you.

Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 4:13pm On Jun 15, 2015

MrsChima:
Why don't you act like a man?

...mrs chima...u are a confussed child. (no ofeense) embarassed

Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 4:12pm On Jun 15, 2015

elantraceey:
And who is looking for a man on nairaland?

...^^^ther she goes agiaon....sweery..from this yor aslonatic babarick atitide....u will nevar find a man on nairaland.. Truss me! embarassed

Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 3:52pm On Jun 15, 2015

MrsChima:
So a man can get hooked because of an extra hole

WTF.

...mrs chima...why do u enjoy talkin about holes?....pls act like lady! undecided

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Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 3:51pm On Jun 15, 2015

elantraceey:
Can't you type completely in English ?

^^^atitiitude...an then she complains she cant find man on nairaland! undecided

Romance › Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork(op): 3:44pm On Jun 15, 2015

mosefin19:
me and my gf luv ourself no doubt..but since d day they hv found out we at dating each other. d relationship is not lyk b4 anymore ..bt we still try 2 communicate wit each other..bt new am getin tired of d relationship bcuz even kiss..we couldn't able 2 gv ourself anymore bcuz d relationship is so hidden..we live in dsame compound.. bt still luv her...advise

..mohamed..ok ..so u & yor girlfriend leave in the same compound but u are worried people r gonnno see you together..abi?

...well, I suggest u guys go out at night to camoflag yor identity relation ship...bro do u hav generator?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:14pm On Jun 15, 2015

dharay99:
yhur dad can't cook.

..calm down Son, you soundin like the usual edddiot! (no ofeeinse) undecided

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Romance › Re: Attention Attention On Insultive Comments On NAIRALAND... by MrCork: 12:12pm On Jun 15, 2015

Hishuula:
lol,you still dey talk ?? Oya take
why "am" "am" there is different between *am* and *i'm* ok ??
Now for you to know you re not the only dumb-ass responding ,checkout "kingmexx" ,,,pig

...Thanks for derailing yor dumb thread... FOOL!!!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:08pm On Jun 15, 2015

dharay99:
ask Wikipedia Piggie.

...brother, u loooklike a very had workin B!tch & I like yor style... can u cook?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:01pm On Jun 15, 2015

dharay99:
stale national anthem.

...bro I can find u a great job their in Nigeria.....do u hav carpenter expirrence? (no ofeinsnse)

Romance › Re: I Want To Chat With Hot Babes by MrCork: 11:55am On Jun 15, 2015

sirhot:
Please add me 7B650204

...lighskin or dakskin? angry

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Romance › Re: Attention Attention On Insultive Comments On NAIRALAND... by MrCork: 11:43am On Jun 15, 2015

Hishuula:
dem readers saw your life at one ceremony,,,defend yourself on what i ve said,,,i swear laugh wan kill me here with your matter

...may I remind u that u created a very dDUmb thread...bro I suggest u be nice to me coz am the only one respondin to yor dumb thread & am the only friend u hav for now.. Goat! undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies Please Be Honest: ...who Would You Rather Kiss? (((Pictures))) by MrCork(op): 11:41am On Jun 15, 2015

....Ladies...serrriously...without askin too much...wher/who would u prefa to kiss:

A simple broke Londoner

or

A rich homebase guy....but plis remember if never been to London or even sef....outside Africa!! (serrriously) angry

Romance › Re: Ladies Please Be Honest: ...who Would You Rather Kiss? (((Pictures))) by MrCork(op): 11:39am On Jun 15, 2015

...HOMEBASE GUYS: This is how they throw kiss at babe! angry

Romance › Re: Ladies Please Be Honest: ...who Would You Rather Kiss? (((Pictures))) by MrCork(op): 11:38am On Jun 15, 2015

LONDONER: Please note, this is how we kiss females in London: wink

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