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Heeyhun:
The Op is tying to make homebased guys look like retards.

@question The one that does not have a bad breath.

Hishuula:
you ve been pissing all your life and i can't see why you shouldn't do so again, very very correct,i woke up creating sense less thread even though you double your 'n' in "sense" and still space 'senseless' but brother you should appreciate me for creating a senseless thread cos i do it for you senseless thread hunters !!!!!
see how i floor you here,you really fall your followers hand big time,no matter how you come i will bend your neck and crack your bone !!
Less i forget you end it with "laters" lolz

icedbeatz:
good day ladies and gentlemen, this thread is created to help our brothers in making a good choice of race or person to marry from based on calculated risks, so please try not to deviate.
Most naija guys that travels abroad for different reasons and stuff after achieving their set goals that the next goal is marrying a good wife who will be an asset to us unlike the ones that might turn out to of be a nightmare. The aim is to marry a very good, loving, caring, supporting, God fearing, beautiful, kind and understanding wife but most of the times the needs are not met. this case study is about the race that a naija guy can marry from so that he can enjoy a beautiful marriage since MOST of our African ladies turn into something else after they migrate to the states.
Someone suggested this : Marry an Asian girl. She takes care of you
and your kids. She cooks. She stays thin.
She is responsible. Do just half of the
good things you do to an american
woman and she will treat you like a hero.
She keeps her vows and stays sincere to
this relationship. She does not talks bad
about her husband to her friends or
relatives.
She gives you space to share. She loves
to hear from you about your day,
everyday. She is patient and kind.
Your life will be blessed. you will be
happy all the days of your life. You can
live life to the fullest.
Most of the american woman are very
selfish. They are not true to any
relationship. Even before marriage they
have slept with 1000 men. So they infact
do not know the meaning of faithfulness.
Changing a man is like changing her
clothes.
But most of the asian woman stay virgin
until marriage and their friendship with
the other sex has limitations. They stay
true to you until their death. They are
brought up with these values.
how true is that? are the Asian ladies the real deal for since most of our own ladies (beautiful African queens) tend to drive us crazy and make life miserable for their husbands ( Nigerian husbands killing their wives and other ridiculous things we read on news).
FINALLY what race do you all think holds a promising married life or successful marriage and very low tendency of divorce for naija guy.
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sire @davidylan babyosisi lalasticlala I'll always respect and love my African ladies but please this is not about bringing down any race rather a matter of choice Abeg make una no kill unarmed bros ooo

phlio:
A friend of mine called me to lent him 7k to give to his gf to terminate their unwanted baby.I thought of giving him but at the same tym won't I be guilty of killing too? cos right now his mad at me for not giving him.what do u think my people.

Hishuula:
haba ?? Offence ke ? Now read through what i wrote again and tell me you found no full stop and comma though you will never found what you call "kommma" ,then i will know that the eye problem in your blood.
Man,if no eye stories have teach you a lesson ,what about how your father falls from third mid-land bridge for lagos into that water while pretending nothing is wrong with his eye....now as a children you are here pretending too ,hope to see you join him very soon
.....no offence too bro....

Midehi:
like seriously, the last time you uploaded your pics was 2013 ...yet we hear london etc...can you pls do the needful, show us your pics in pekam, Range Rover Spot, just prove yourself & lets believe in you.

NB: pls dont borrow pose!

juicee1:
you've been saying this trash for how many years now, don't you think it's becoming stale?

If you are a beautiful and you haven't faced atleast 3 of the disadvantages listed below, then maybe you should reconsider calling yourself beautiful


Disadvantages of being beautiful

MzNelly:

Hishuula:
think with your brain not with your cork ,ok ? Quiestion or question ? Which one do you really mean ?

TrishaP:
You just did.

MrsChima:
You look like a Boko Haram militant and the girl looks like one of the 200 girls missing. She has a painful smile.

pinkiberry:
the second pic looks like he wanna gv the cake a head. what's wrong with these celebs

MzNelly:
Thanks.

I LOVE your moniker.

Tallestt:
Why would a lady wants to double date? Why? Am curious coz I still cannot find answers to it. Guys? Would you take a lady serious when you know very well that she's in a deep r/ship with someone else? No insults plssss

Tallestt:
Why would a lady wants to double date? Why? Am curious coz I still cannot find answers to it. Guys? Would you take a lady serious when you know very well that she's in a deep r/ship with someone else? No insults plssss

Hishuula:
Hello everybody.


i intentionally create this here because this romance section is the most visited section of all and we must have came across a lot of bad comments either to your own topic or someone else's topic,in this situation you will be like "if to say my papa na herbalist i go call the guy moniker for sango".





i created a topic here in this same section on thursday and got almost 90% comments as insults,though i ve replied them all in a perfect way and i'm sure it will be a hard hit to them, though there are errors in the writeup but wait,na them dey pay for my subscription ? The link later





The thing is that you can insult only if you can withstand it,as in you will have develop an elephant's skin.Now i say shame on you that insult and later say "silent is the best answer for a fool" when the person replied.you start it so you must end it !!!!





You can win an e-fight even when you are at fault,it depends on how good you are at e-wars.



I'm still undefeated in all my e-fights and i can tell you i'm not always right at first but as the war begins you will be confused about who's at fault,no trick,you just have to counter all his post perfectly and let the people following have some laugh.simple as ABC....



For those of you who are not so good at e-fights,make friends with people you know that throws big punchline here on nairaland and whenever you are in a fight,mention them and they will come to your aid if you are right or wrong,what are friends for ?



Look,me i no dey looku they face !! I go send you home straight.na you go show me the constitution wey dem do for e-fight,
you and person wey no get ear dey fight so e con cut your own ear,no stand like mumu say he nor get ear *my broda my sister find better place cut am .them father wey teach them say mak dem dey insult anyhow,write letter give am *








some go still tell me say error dey my post,nor worry ehn? Me and u go sitdown talk how ya papa buy petrol gimme and if na generator he buy haba? We go talk am na






this is the link
https://www.nairaland.com/2372087/does-being-funny-ever-get

Esdb3:
Is it egocentricity or pride? I have not seen one single girl comment with 'vote so so for mr Nairaland". Yet, when it was miss NL competition, even the guests on NL knew something was on with the level of campaign that was rallied for them.

Boys campaigned for girls and are still doing for themselves. It is annoying and ridiculous. They parade NL like it is a privilege to have them here.


#Boys you better add some levels to this shiii and stop drooling over 'em.

puregirls:
1. The one who messages you once a year to say something incredible.

Every so often, you’ll wake up to a text or a Facebook message from him, something about how he thought of you last night, or how he wants to see you, or when are you going to be in his city? It will fill you with a sudden whoosh of excitement and hope. But no matter how carefully you’ll try to reply to his messages — to seem casually interested, but not like you’re invested in his sudden attention — he’ll always fade away again, and you’ll somehow be left feeling desperate, even if he’s the one who reached out to you. You’ll delete his number from your phone to prevent yourself from drunk texting him, but you’ll still look at his profile every now and again.

2. The one who doesn’t like your friends.

He’ll hang out with them from time to time, because to not see them would be unreasonable, but he won’t like it. He’ll pout and text a lot and demand your attention, and then when the two of you are walking home, he’ll say nasty things about them. One time your friend will come over late at night, crying because she just got some very, very bad news, and the two of you will sit on your couch, drinking wine and talking until 3 AM. You’ll tell him about it the next day, and he’ll make an offhand comment about how your friends are “so ****ing dramatic.”

3. The one with the interesting tattoos, who makes you say “yes.”

One day you’ll be standing outside of a house party, drinking a beer and talking to people you don’t really know. He’ll be sitting next to you on a cooler, wearing a frayed, deep-cut t shirt that shows off all of his interesting tattoos — black lines, strange symbols, words written too small to read from your distance — and rolling a small cigarette on an open pack of Drum. You’ll look down at him for a second too long, and he’ll say “Want one?” It will feel like some kind of royalty has chosen you out of a crowd. You’ll say yes, even though you don’t really smoke, and for the next three months, you’ll do a lot of things that you don’t really do, just because you want him to think of you as 20 percent cooler than you are. And then he’ll sleep with someone else, and you’ll be devastated, mostly because it won’t even count as cheating — you never even declared yourselves a couple in the first place.

4. The one who changes around his friends.

Your relationship will be like a secret that only the two of you can ever know about, and every time he’ll be in the same room as his friends, it’ll be like a light switch has suddenly been turned off. He’ll be cold, and sarcastic, and not want to do any of the charming, silly things the two of you like to do together in private. “I’ve seen you naked drinking milk in front of the refrigerator, you asshole,” you’ll think, “Don’t you act like you’re cool all of a sudden.” And suddenly, all you’ll want is for him to be kind in front of them, to prove that you’re not insane, and that the version of him you know in private really does exist. Then he’ll use the word “pussywhipped” in conversation once or twice, and you’ll realize that will never happen.

5. The one who is already with someone.

You’ll think that you can change him. You’ll think that, if you only present yourself as the perfect alternative to his current situation, he’ll leave her and fall madly in love with you. But all that will really do is make you hate her for no reason, and at best, make him cheat on her when he has the time. You’ll make your friends promise you that you’re not the other woman, even though everyone knows that you are, and somehow the only person who will get out of this situation without making any enemies will be him. And in four years, you’ll cringe at the person you were during that time.

6. The one who drinks too much coffee and is always working on a project.

You’ll meet him in the back of a coffee shop, looking intensely at his computer screen and drinking what is likely his third Americano of the afternoon. He’ll be wearing earth tones and glasses, and everything about him will feel warm and passionate and deep. You’ll ask him questions and all of his answers will be vague, and challenge the very construct of the question itself. He will be “freelancing” and “between projects” and “working on something right now,” but you’ll never see anything tangible come of it. You’ll leave him a few months in, and a year later, you’ll see him at the same coffee shop. Only this time, it won’t seem intense or earthy, it will just seem sad.

7. The one who gets you into music, but doesn’t really share it.

He’ll seem so thoughtful and cultured, and play you records (real ones, because the sound is just that much better) while the two of you share a joint on the mattress in his bedroom. You’ll be afraid to talk during any of the songs, because you don’t want to mess up the mood or seem like you don’t “get” it, and you’ll spend nights at home poring over his favorite bands’ catalogs to seem like you are as much of a real fan as he is, and not just pretending to like them. And when you break up, you’ll come to hate that whole genre of music — mostly because you’ll be ready to admit that you never liked it in the first place.

8. The one who “isn’t ready.”

Everything will go perfectly, and make sense, and you’ll let yourself forget all of the signs from the beginning that it was never going to be serious. You’ll pretend not to notice when he doesn’t call you his girlfriend unless you do it first. You’ll pretend not to be bothered when he doesn’t offer to introduce you to his parents when they’re in town. You’ll pretend not to be devastated when, six months later, your whole relationship is reproduced with someone different than you, and he calls her his girlfriend every time he talks about her. You’ll keep telling yourself that he just “wasn’t ready” to settle down with someone, until you are finally far enough away from it to admit that he did want those things — he just didn’t want them with you.

agarawu23:
oh!
hope u went with your range Rover ?