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Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 1:46pm On Feb 20, 2015

missclassy:
Whoever you are, you really disgust me!

^^^ ther she go again...real ladies do not get angry except this one....sweeery,serrriously...if this is how home base women are like then y berrrra of gerrrit... We ain't comin bak to Home to settle. ..foggggerit! angry

Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 1:37pm On Feb 20, 2015

Missclassy<<<<< clearly the kinda of village girls to be avoidded...they usually hav tribal mark and cuss too much!! embarassed

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Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 1:36pm On Feb 20, 2015

missclassy:
What's your problem you this mrcork
Are you high on london juice You crazy?
Why are you quoting me for no sensible reason?

You are by far the most annoying and insulting guy on this section and you somehow still manage to get likes and shares on your rude,blue text,ill mannered comments
Please leave me out of your fvcking shiit

.^^^^^ ther u go again...swaaarin....real ladies do not swaaar but u been swaaaarin Eva since u come to Nairaland.. ..(pleasise leave me out of your fvckin shiit)...muss u always swaaaar... And then u complain u can't find man on Nairaland....Goat!!(no oofense) undecided

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Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 1:14pm On Feb 20, 2015

diddydiva:
Not all men M.cork

...u loook nice though unlike that missclassy that look like mechanic! angry

Travel › Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by MrCork: 1:12pm On Feb 20, 2015

..do u realize when I waz in Nigeria last week ..the moment I step outter my hotel to go for a walk... 3 life chicken chased us across the road for no reason....and this is the Nigeria u want me to bring ma london white friends to??.... FORGERRRRRIT!!!

.SO Is it illegall to go for walk in Nigeria...bro am goin bak tonged..laters! angry

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Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 1:08pm On Feb 20, 2015

diddydiva:
am not light skinned

why did you quote me

...ok Debbie..so when u gonno change collor to yellow?....am sure u no this is wot all men want..right? angry

Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 1:05pm On Feb 20, 2015

diddydiva:
thanks

Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 1:03pm On Feb 20, 2015

Samiceman:
This is so not funny...... U really need to calm down, don't u have psychiatric wards in Peckam?

...Bro no oofense to yor picture profile...I take kit u waz in London in that picture ..abi?... I waz simply tryin to help the Ghana chick & she started cussin like bus conductor! undecided

Travel › Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by MrCork: 12:59pm On Feb 20, 2015

papaejima1:

You forgot we fly without airplanes too.

We use tricycles (keke) to jump start our trains
Most importantly, our politicians carry colored brooms about without sweeping any damn thing while others carry umbrellas even at night with no rain.

man we are unique on the surface of planet earth... I tell You.

...Nigeria?....that place that whr u people keep hyena as pet??.. Don't they sell police dogs in that Nigeria? And then expect we Londoners to come bak home??... Foeggggerrrrrit!!! angry

Travel › Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by MrCork: 12:38pm On Feb 20, 2015

...they don't even hav elevator....there elector only reach 7th floor..meanin if u goin to 10th floor...u have to complete yor journey wit ladder!

....ther is no place like our London...truss me!!! angry

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Travel › Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by MrCork: 12:36pm On Feb 20, 2015

...truss me theirs notin to love about that place...ordnary McDonald's,they dont have...even drinking water is from the river...and then I try to make payment wit ma American express at ther so called nando chicken restaurant....the waiter said: we don't accept business card for payment....gademmit!

..NIGERIA? ..foggggerit!!!! angry

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Travel › Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by MrCork: 12:32pm On Feb 20, 2015

100Cents:
He raised 8 points, 4 about Igbo.

It was Chinua Achebe's writings that made him dream of visiting Nigeria. Give it up for the WISEMEN FROM THE EAST

...really ...so chino Achebe road a book that made him go to Nigeria which still do not hav electricity for the past 20 years....abi? Bro I juss arrived bak in London from Nigeria and Insted of stayin for 2 week...I ran bak afta 4 days. I don't mean to sound rude but that place look like a village.. How can a police man ride bycycle from one state to another.in 2015?.. Only in Nigeria. I rest ma case! (no oofense) angry

Travel › Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by MrCork: 11:35am On Feb 20, 2015

OP....Ma advise..come to our London Ciry and I show u around ma area: PEKAM, the place to be!! angry

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Travel › Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by MrCork: 11:34am On Feb 20, 2015

AlpineSnow:
As a Non-Nigerian African, I've always been fascinated by Nigeria (And no, not because of Nollywood, I'm not a fan of Nollywood). Here are the reasons why I want to visit Nigeria.

1. To Try Jollof Rice
I once read this book by Chinua Achebe where one of the characters really liked Jollof rice. And it sounded tasty. So I really want to visit nigeria and try it straight from the source.

2. To Visit Kano.
Back when I was in class seven (7th grade obviously) we learnt about Climates in different parts of Africa. Kano (Northern Nigeria) was one of the area whose climates we studied. We looked at some pictures from that area, and the mud roofed houses (adobe houses?) looked really nice. So I'd like to visit that place.

3. To Visit the University of Ibadan.
It's probably the most well known Nigerian University outside of Nigeria. And a lot of smart Nigerians e.g Soyinka went there. Plus when I was a kid, I used to read this African encyclopedia for teenagers, and most of the contributing authors were from there (the others were from the university of Nairobi).

4. To Try Bitter Leaf and Egusi.
I don't even know what this is, but it sounds delicious. Again I learnt about this while reading Achebe.

5. To Visit Enugu.
I read "The Nigerian Civil War" by John de st Jorre. And Enugu was the capital of Biafra at the beginning. So I'm just interested in visiting because I read so much about it.

6. To Visit the Confluence of The Niger and The Benue.
And to travel by boat for a short distance down The Niger. Hopefully I won't end up like Mungo Park.

7. Visit Port Harcourt.
I just like the name of the city. That's all.

8. Visit the University of Nigeria, Nsukka.
Why? Because some smart Nigerians e,g Chris Okigbo have ties to this university. (Side Note: Chris Okigbo's grandson and I attended the same university. And boy, could he sing! His group competed in one of those American singing shows and did very well)

...which Nigeria??...that place that they have Goat, life chickens and lions chasin people up and down?? ...wher Police drives Police car with no engine??... bro I juss came bak from that place and didn't even see ordinary trafick light...FOGGGERRRIT!!! (no oofeinse) angry

Travel › Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by MrCork: 11:31am On Feb 20, 2015

AlpineSnow:
As a Non-Nigerian African, I've always been fascinated by Nigeria (And no, not because of Nollywood, I'm not a fan of Nollywood). Here are the reasons why I want to visit Nigeria.

1. To Try Jollof Rice
I once read this book by Chinua Achebe where one of the characters really liked Jollof rice. And it sounded tasty. So I really want to visit nigeria and try it straight from the source.

2. To Visit Kano.
Back when I was in class seven (7th grade obviously) we learnt about Climates in different parts of Africa. Kano (Northern Nigeria) was one of the area whose climates we studied. We looked at some pictures from that area, and the mud roofed houses (adobe houses?) looked really nice. So I'd like to visit that place.

3. To Visit the University of Ibadan.
It's probably the most well known Nigerian University outside of Nigeria. And a lot of smart Nigerians e.g Soyinka went there. Plus when I was a kid, I used to read this African encyclopedia for teenagers, and most of the contributing authors were from there (the others were from the university of Nairobi).

4. To Try Bitter Leaf and Egusi.
I don't even know what this is, but it sounds delicious. Again I learnt about this while reading Achebe.

5. To Visit Enugu.
I read "The Nigerian Civil War" by John de st Jorre. And Enugu was the capital of Biafra at the beginning. So I'm just interested in visiting because I read so much about it.

6. To Visit the Confluence of The Niger and The Benue.
And to travel by boat for a short distance down The Niger. Hopefully I won't end up like Mungo Park.

7. Visit Port Harcourt.
I just like the name of the city. That's all.

8. Visit the University of Nigeria, Nsukka.
Why? Because some smart Nigerians e,g Chris Okigbo have ties to this university. (Side Note: Chris Okigbo's grandson and I attended the same university. And boy, could he sing! His group competed in one of those American singing shows and did very well)

Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 11:18am On Feb 20, 2015

..Guys can we all pls getalooong like gentlemen and remain focus on the thread instead of actin like Villagers?? ..jezzzz!! undecided

Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 11:16am On Feb 20, 2015

vjsmiles:
KEEP ON CRUSHING YOUR EGO

...calm down Victorai,,.no nid for anger....bro people worship & ressspect people wit moiney in that Nigeria...correct? ..Yes. Lukily for the babe, am in London. I have moiney though and if I waz ther in Nigeria, clearly she wud not hav the orderciry to talk to me like that. Its all about respect and clearly Moiney men shud be respected. Pirrriod!! angry

Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 11:00am On Feb 20, 2015

^^^^Y'all see how our NIgerian women juss come outter no where & start cussin innocent people for notin.... jewel1993 clearly frm the village!! undecided

Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 10:59am On Feb 20, 2015

jewel1993:
guy respect yourself free this babe nah, no be by force to speak English o, if u don't understand d language, pls take time to learn. we av enough to deal with in our lives. don't complicate things with ur bad grammar.

....hangon sweery...

are u light skin?? .. F*** NO!!!

are u SLim?? ...CAPITAL NO!!

...hav u been to London...CAPITAL NO!!!

do u hav real hairs??...NO!!!

..have u herd of PEkam?? ...NO!!

...am I on yor level??.....HELL NOO!!

...can u afford a £28,000 Range rover Spot....No COMMENT!!

...Do u hav upto £200 in yor bank account??...F*** NO!!

...do u hav attitude?.....u want me to ansa that??

.....and then u complain u cant find on nairaland....GOAT!! (no oofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 10:12am On Feb 20, 2015

Lamispaco:
seriously boy,how old are you?

...and pls do not the rail the thread...thanks! undecided

Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 10:10am On Feb 20, 2015

Lamispaco:
seriously boy,how old are you?

....errm bro ...no ofeeense to yor profile & we not sayin u ugly coz u look ugly but ...did u take that picture under a stair case or they cut yor electricity? (no oofense) angry

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Romance › Re: Ok by MrCork: 9:42am On Feb 20, 2015

..the boy ugly though! undecided

Romance › Re: Ok by MrCork: 9:41am On Feb 20, 2015

pcguru1:
Also never take MrCork seriously his comments are for shock value only.

...bro wud I lie or hav I eva lie to u??... U tellin me that Ghana boy ain't albino??... Can't u see the shape of his head? Bro u make him sound like he proud albino (no offense) angry

Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 9:36am On Feb 20, 2015

vjsmiles:
[b] HERE IS MY WELL PREPARED LIST BASED ON MY OBSERVATIONS ON THIS FORUM SINCE .......
KINGDOM NAME
ROMANZOLO

KING-RONALD4LIF
QUEEN-KACHISBARBIE
QUEEN MOTHER-MIZMYCOLI
CONCUBINE-GGRIN
FIRST PRINCE-NAIJABOIY
SECOND PRINCE-VJSMILES
THIRD PRINCE- ICEBERYLIN
BETHROTHED TO THE FIRST PRINCE-MARIEOLAE
BETHROTHED TO THE SECOND PRINCE-CHERRYICE
BETHROTHED TO THIRD PRINCE-GGRIN(EVEN THOUGH THE KING IS NOT IN SUPPORT)
PRINCESS- JENNIMMA,DECHANDEL
BETHROTED TO THE PRINCESS-EMUSMITH
KINGS ADVISOR ON WOMEN AFFAIRS-TOSYNE2MUCH
PRIME MINISTER-TALLESTY1
VILLAGE MAGICIAN-SAMYFLEXXY
PALACE GUARDS-ALBERTO2K,HOLATIN,IPLEDGE
MOONLIGHT STORYTELLER-ONIHAXY
PALACE MAIDS-DIDDYDIVA,MIREXX,ELANTRACEEY
VILLAGE DRUNKARD ~~MRCORK~~
CHIEF PRIEST-HOLATIN
CHIEF PRIESTESS-SERIOUSBABE.

N/B: THIS LIST IS BASED ON MY IMAGINATIONS SO DONT ATTACH ANY STRINGS TO IT
LET THE BAD MOUTHING BEGIN
*DODGES BRA PANTS BOXERS SINGLET .

[/b]

....Victoria...u dis Ghana looookin albino g@y gorrrrila.....who u callin village drunka...am I yor mate??..edddiiiiot boy! (no oofense) angry

Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 9:34am On Feb 20, 2015

vjsmiles:
[b] HERE IS MY WELL PREPARED LIST BASED ON MY OBSERVATIONS ON THIS FORUM SINCE .......
KINGDOM NAME
ROMANZOLO

KING-RONALD4LIF
QUEEN-KACHISBARBIE
QUEEN MOTHER-MIZMYCOLI
CONCUBINE-GGRIN
FIRST PRINCE-NAIJABOIY
SECOND PRINCE-VJSMILES
THIRD PRINCE- ICEBERYLIN
BETHROTHED TO THE FIRST PRINCE-MARIEOLAE
BETHROTHED TO THE SECOND PRINCE-CHERRYICE
BETHROTHED TO THIRD PRINCE-GGRIN(EVEN THOUGH THE KING IS NOT IN SUPPORT)
PRINCESS- JENNIMMA,DECHANDEL
BETHROTED TO THE PRINCESS-EMUSMITH
KINGS ADVISOR ON WOMEN AFFAIRS-TOSYNE2MUCH
PRIME MINISTER-TALLESTY1
VILLAGE MAGICIAN-SAMYFLEXXY
PALACE GUARDS-ALBERTO2K,HOLATIN,IPLEDGE
MOONLIGHT STORYTELLER-ONIHAXY
PALACE MAIDS-DIDDYDIVA,MIREXX,ELANTRACEEY
VILLAGE DRUNKARD ~~MRCORK~~
CHIEF PRIEST-HOLATIN
CHIEF PRIESTESS-SERIOUSBABE.

N/B: THIS LIST IS BASED ON MY IMAGINATIONS SO DONT ATTACH ANY STRINGS TO IT
LET THE BAD MOUTHING BEGIN
*DODGES BRA PANTS BOXERS SINGLET .

[/b]

Celebrities › Re: Timini James Egbuson!!!!!!!!! by MrCork: 12:44am On Feb 20, 2015

shadowgwalker:
ok I gree! your spellings nkor? nnah men!guy, no just make me vex. no try am before you go make me loose interest for this night prack.

..sweeery r u light skin? angry

Celebrities › Re: Timini James Egbuson!!!!!!!!! by MrCork: 12:43am On Feb 20, 2015

shadowgwalker:
ok I gree! your spellings nkor? nnah men!guy, no just make me vex. no try am before you go make me loose interest for this night prack.

^^^atttitude...and then they complian they can't find man on Nairaland! embarassed

Romance › Re: Ok by MrCork: 12:24am On Feb 20, 2015

khiaa:
That is the millon dollar question, why are these posters saying they are light skined, when they are far from it?

....sweery light skin females are the most beauriful accordin to all men wink

...light skin guys are usualy g@y.....this is becuz they spend more time in front of mirror and are usualy emotional. They always crying angry

Romance › Re: Ok by MrCork: 12:20am On Feb 20, 2015

khiaa:
LMAO Now you are being just as blind as he is, there is noway he or sexkills could be considered albino or fair skin they are both to dark for that.

sexxslizz?... That ugly lookin Ghana albino midget??... Of course he albino. He admitted and said he waz proud albino.. This waz before the mofo waz finally sacked!! angry

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Celebrities › Re: Timini James Egbuson!!!!!!!!! by MrCork: 12:15am On Feb 20, 2015

shadowgwalker:
your grammar is corrupted like your mind.

...English clearly not yo first language.....madam I takit u nerva been to London (no oofense) undecided

Celebrities › Re: Timini James Egbuson!!!!!!!!! by MrCork: 12:13am On Feb 20, 2015

shadowgwalker:
your grammar is corrupted like your mind.

....clearly english not yor first language...I take it u Nerva been to London! (no oofense) undecided

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