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Career › Re: Fidelity Bank Sacks Over 500 Staff by MrCork: 3:40pm On Feb 20, 2015
..anyways bak to the thread..so they ask 500 people...abi?...why shudunt they sack them when they spend 99% of there time on office gossip & chasin women...... Bro, am goin bak to bed,.laters!! angry
Career › Re: Fidelity Bank Sacks Over 500 Staff by MrCork: 3:38pm On Feb 20, 2015
booqee:
get the fcck outta this thread swine! b4 I break that ur coconut head!! angry we're here discussing serious matter you're discussing light skin.. abi u miss road from romance section?? angry

Mtchewwwww
...^^^^attitude...and then they complain they can't find man on Nairaland....so I take it u now work Ian bank..abi? OUR BLACK WOMEN n ATTITUSE!! embarassed
Career › Re: Fidelity Bank Sacks Over 500 Staff by MrCork: 3:33pm On Feb 20, 2015
ebube89:
i just heard that fidelity bank are on a sacking spree now. The first set of about 300 staffs were sacked in December while about were sacked last week. i will like those who hav experienced dis to give their first hand experience . I WILL LOVE DIS TO BE IN THE FRONT PAGE SO PEOPLE EXPRESS DIA MINDS.
..sweeery I ain't gotz all day and ma bus is comin...u light skin or not? ..gademmit! angry
Travel › Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by MrCork: 3:31pm On Feb 20, 2015
kilmix:
Murdering English.


Meanwhile he's somewhere in the slums of Aba looking for garri to drink.
...so u want to compare pekam to Nigeria ?... That place where u people hav moooskito lookin like butter fly?... May I remind u that we don't hav mossskito hear in London.and unlike u people..we only hav them in zoo ( no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 3:29pm On Feb 20, 2015
missclassy:
You claim you stay in london. Why don't you give me a proof and perhaps I would see you as more of a man than beast
...proof how??... .sweeery juss be nice to me and i swaaar u can take me home & enjoy me...pirrriod!! angry
Politics › Re: Battle Of Party Headties, Who Wore It Better by MrCork: 3:24pm On Feb 20, 2015
kITATITA:
Powerful political women in their different party headties. Who wore it better.
...very ugly thing...but don't u people hav light skin females in that Nigeria? (no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 3:20pm On Feb 20, 2015
..Missclassy the kinda of woman that fight wit bus conductors.....u can tell She has deep voice (no oofense) embarassed
Travel › Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by MrCork: 3:18pm On Feb 20, 2015
Adaezeagu:
HIGH FEVER
^^^^ this one clearly Neva been to London..u can tell har name....they don't usualy hav nice English name like Susan, Wendy, Sharon, billy or Jamie....she rather be adadodzozogugukaka (no oofense) undecided
Travel › Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by MrCork: 3:09pm On Feb 20, 2015
kilmix:
You can't even spell well yet you are ranting.

Smh for you.

Londoner.
...can't spell but gotz moiney that 99.9% of u people in that place....ok..apat from mechanic or taxi driver job..how many of u can afford suit ? (no oofiense) angry
Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 3:05pm On Feb 20, 2015
lordthree:
grin; D. whos the town crier
.Town cryer: ..bro.we nominate that village girl wit tribal mark: Missclassy......she always cussin!! undecided
Career › Re: Fidelity Bank Sacks Over 500 Staff by MrCork: 3:03pm On Feb 20, 2015
Bootybuttchic:
goddamnit .,.lmfaooo..fvck u mr cork grin grin
..fvuk me?... Sweeery I hope we do! wink
Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 2:57pm On Feb 20, 2015
jewel1993:
well, i dont blame you, i blame the psychiatric hospital u escaped from for their substandard medical services and their loose security system undecided
...sweery AMA lover not a fighter & I waz not dissin u...I waz just describin u...u never been to London,u ain't light skin and worst of all, u r home base...I lie? undecided
Travel › Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by MrCork: 2:55pm On Feb 20, 2015
Adaezeagu:
BAD BELLE
..sweeery we don't hav mosssskito in London...but u people r use to moooskito as big as goats...i le?

...so how can I bad belle?
undecided
Career › Re: Fidelity Bank Sacks Over 500 Staff by MrCork: 2:53pm On Feb 20, 2015
Bootybuttchic:
so its woman u are finding on a thread like undecided.shey punny don finish for pecham and romance section ni undecided
..Errmm .sweeery may ..I remind u that u nomba 16 on ma list so pls pls pls....act like lady and wait yor turn,gademmit! (no oofense) angry
Politics › Re: Governor Fayose Accuses Buhari Of Embarking On Secret Medical Visit Abroad by MrCork: 2:50pm On Feb 20, 2015
9jagistonline:
Buhari travelled out of the country on Thursday, February 19, for a ‘brief working visit.’


The Governor of Ekiti State, Ayo Fayose has accused the Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Muhammadu Buhari of secretly leaving the country to receive medical attention.

Buhari travelled out of the country on Thursday, February 19, for a ‘brief working visit.’
Fayose however alleged, in a statement released by his Special Assistant on Public Communications and New Media, Lere Olayinka, that the APC is hiding Buhari’s true health status.

Fayose had earlier insinuated, through a newspaper advert, that Buhari might die in office he wins the elections.
The statement reads:

“The truth is that Buhari travelled out today to seek medicare in USA. If the APC people are saying otherwise, let them publish the picture of Buhari boarding the plane and granting interview to Aviation Correspondents at the Abuja Airport.”

“While I am happy that the APC people that are packaging Buhari finally hearkened to my plea that they should allow him (Buhari) to seek medicare abroad, I must say that it was evil for the APC to have lied that Buhari travelled on a working visit.”

“These APC political merchants should say the truth and save Nigeria from the possibility of another Yar'Adua experience. They should tell Nigerians that Buhari is actually sick and lack capacity to rule Nigeria and that they are only packaging him, hoping that he will become incapacitated if he becomes president so that they can take over power by proxy.”
“Like I have maintained, the north should wait till 2019 to produce a younger, energetic and healthy president of Nigeria.”




http://pulse.ng/politics/ayo-fayose-governor-accuses-buhari-of-embarking-on-secret-medical-visit-id3502304.html
...wha the heck is wrong wit u home base people.....why shudunt he come to London for treatment...so u want him to stay in that Nigeria and use juju doctors u hav in yo so call hospituls? ( no oofiense) angry
Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 2:46pm On Feb 20, 2015
Lamispaco:
why ah dey follow you drag mata sef
..lily...plls stop derailing the tread! angry
Career › Re: Fidelity Bank Sacks Over 500 Staff by MrCork: 2:44pm On Feb 20, 2015
ebube89:
i just heard that fidelity bank are on a sacking spree now. The first set of about 300 staffs were sacked in December while about were sacked last week. i will like those who hav experienced dis to give their first hand experience . I WILL LOVE DIS TO BE IN THE FRONT PAGE SO PEOPLE EXPRESS DIA MINDS.
..anyways bak to the topic..sweery u light skin? angry
Career › Re: Fidelity Bank Sacks Over 500 Staff by MrCork: 2:43pm On Feb 20, 2015
Bootybuttchic:
who brought uncle joe here,for petes sake this is nt a romantic topic grin
.sweery how the heck r we so pose to find woman if we don't get her details??.... Duh!! undecided
Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 2:42pm On Feb 20, 2015
..chicks...u try to help them out & guess wot...they cuss u down. ..how the heck can Nigeria proogress? undecided
Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 2:41pm On Feb 20, 2015
missclassy:
I have warned you time and time again, to stop mentioning me for useless reasons on this forum

Are you dumb!!!
^^^^ again & again...real ladies do not swaaaar...muss u always swaaar?..STOP SWAAAAARIN gademmit..STOP!

....it's coz of ladies like u that all black men are now turnin to white women...sweeery u way too aggressive ..dyammmm..STOPPPPIT!!
embarassed
Career › Re: Fidelity Bank Sacks Over 500 Staff by MrCork: 2:34pm On Feb 20, 2015
ebube89:
i just heard that fidelity bank are on a sacking spree now. The first set of about 300 staffs were sacked in December while about were sacked last week. i will like those who hav experienced dis to give their first hand experience . I WILL LOVE DIS TO BE IN THE FRONT PAGE SO PEOPLE EXPRESS DIA MINDS.
..sweeery r u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 2:32pm On Feb 20, 2015
...why is every females on Nairaland now behavin like Missclassy?..... Is it illegal to act like a wifey material?? BLACK WOMEN!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 2:30pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
Honey I didn't ask for ya auto biography.. Pls are you dark skinned?
..^^^^atttitude....and then they complain they can't find man on Nairaland....this is exactly why we quit datin black women: stress !! undecided
Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 2:26pm On Feb 20, 2015
Lamispaco:
na who u con dey tell.
..bro u nevar been to London meanin we nevar on the same level....please do I make sence? (no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 2:25pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
Are you dark?
...sweeery I dint ask u for life story....I ask if u light skin...pliase are u light skin, gademmmmit? angry
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 2:12pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
A girl posted this question and directed it at the "playboys" ..
Every man wants to marry a good girl no one wants to marry the spoilt ones... But since y'all want the right ones who will settle for the ones you've used, dumped and shattered?

... Are u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 2:11pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
A girl posted this question and directed it at the "playboys" ..
Every man wants to marry a good girl no one wants to marry the spoilt ones... But since y'all want the right ones who will settle for the ones you've used, dumped and shattered?

angry
Politics › Re: Tension Between France & Cameroun Over Captured French Boko Haram Fighters by MrCork: 2:06pm On Feb 20, 2015
Omexonomy:
What more can i say when the europeans have sworn to break nigeria into pieces.
Until a big Fish from APC is been caught and paraded along side with shecawu i reserve my comment
....u clearly a educated mofo....who told u European wants to brek up Nigeria?.. U home base people mennnn!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ok by MrCork: 1:54pm On Feb 20, 2015
pcguru1:
but i think black babes are the sexiest though my opinion. kiss back to work grin
angry
Celebrities › Re: Timini James Egbuson!!!!!!!!! by MrCork: 1:51pm On Feb 20, 2015
sexiestchic:
Nairalanders I need ur help. Pleeaaseee how do I meet Timini Egbuson?? Am soo in love with dat dude. I NEED to see him.
...this deparate Ghana chick prefers mechanic loookin mofos..was wrong wit checking out us Londonder? angry
Romance › Re: Top 10 Female Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles! by MrCork: 1:48pm On Feb 20, 2015
Romance › Re: Toasting A Lady, Share How You Were Turned Down by MrCork: 1:47pm On Feb 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
I once created a thread titled "Most Embarrassment Moment Wooing A Lady" and I now felt sharing our turn down experience from those we least expected will be fun

Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling

I met this lady in school and we got talking. Few months later, the pace at which we got into each other made friends and foes thought we were actually dating. (See how guys dey hail me each time dey see me with the pretty babe) wink

My friends in my dept kept asking me if I had hit the nail on the head but I told them I needed more time b4 I finally make my intentions known to her ( see how guys begin give me massive bashing say I dey dull things.. Una know guys na) tongue

**Fast-Fwd **
I decided to let out what I had up my sleeves b4 I ended up losing her to a smart dude or lemme say b4 I ended up in the friend-zone bin. I invited her to my place and without wasting time, I threw the bomb ( see my heart racing like Range Rover 2014 model.. Let those whose hearts have never raced when wooing a girl cast the first stone tongue ), only for her to honourably turn me down, saying she will feel insecure dating me cos I'm promiscuous and she thinks I've got a long queue of different species of ladies clustered around me. Therefore, no hope of dating her

At that instance, confusion and disappointment was registered on my face cos I never expected turn down from her. After so many trials and attempts, all proved to deaf ears and that was how I ended up in the friend-zone

** Guys Please Share Yours**

Note - No claiming of rich man or fine boy on this thread ooo
grin

** Hypocrites Are Not Allowed **
angry

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