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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 8:57am On Nov 18, 2014

Freshtomato:
I think She is very beautiful.

#Made of Black.

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 8:34am On Nov 18, 2014

marieolae:
wow this woman is beautiful no lie. Is it because she's dark? Ok if she was light skinned she'd be beautiful right? Smh

....huh?...somebory that look like village hunter is beauuriful?

...sweeery u disapoint me as usual (no ooffeense) undecided

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Romance › Re: What Women Want In Men by MrCork: 8:26am On Nov 18, 2014

Teempakguy:
i'm quite sure there's a smug grin on some dude's face thinking this is just another post on the cliche "women don't need money" i bet your grin won't be as wide when you finish reading this.
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women are attracted to:
money
height
handsomeness
lack thereof
humor
eyebrows
hairy face
hairy chest
bald back
pecs
six pack
sculptured torso
fame
lack of fame
artistic ability
inability to do anything
brains
brawn
confidence
shyness
hairstyle
body fragrance
great fashion sense
color blindness
exquisite choice in footwear
generousity
selfishness
interesting eye color
spontaneity
predictability
performance in bed
romance
evil character
good behaviour
similarity to her dad
similarity to her crush
the fact of being a cousin
uniqueness
averageness
godliness
atheism
nice tatoos
un "damaged" skin
mystery
being an open book
sexy bum
white teeth
pink lips
huge manhood
average manhood
accent
lack of accent
domineering character
cuddlyness
skin complexion
novelty
comfort
and more money
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source: a forthnight long study of nairaland women and their amazingly unreasonable and inconsiderate posts.
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conclusion: at this point i agree. ladies have no idea of what they want.

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 6:39am On Nov 18, 2014

Boll2010:
do people now speak london sir?

....Well said & thank u ma brother...that alexis boy is from togo....typical togolian.

...theere common sence is not usualy commmon (no oofense) undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 6:32am On Nov 18, 2014

khiaa:
Yes she is a super model which proves you don't have to be pretty to be a model, you just have to be a certain height and body structure, for instance Seals ex-wife not pretty at all to me.
Lupita is pretty and Mrcork knows it that's why he made a thread about her, this is his way of saying he's mesmerised by her looks.

...Lupeter is preeety?.

....see yor head like Ghana made corn flakes....women that loook like mechanic is preeety?..and then u call her model?...can/wud u marrrry her?
....so this is u peoples version of light skin women in that Nigeria?....serrrriously, am goin bak to bed (no ooofeencce) angry

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 11:17pm On Nov 17, 2014

...cant u people see that all men wud prefa them if they bleach and change color to yellow?

...what man doesn't want yellow??..all men prefa yellow..pirrrrod; angry

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 11:14pm On Nov 17, 2014

mikron:
the first pic is that of lupita nyongo the 2nd darker girl in the second row by d left is alek wek the international model not naomi Campbell. Black is beautiful Mr cork.

...ok...so u sayn lubita is beauriful ...alex keys is hot but beyansi is ugly...abi?

...brother..r u ok? (noo ofeense) angry

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Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 11:07pm On Nov 17, 2014

Segirl18:
Mr, i think u need some rest.... Pls go get some.

...hey..sweery..r u goinnna gimme some? cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 10:56pm On Nov 17, 2014

Segirl18:
Mr, i think u need some rest.... Pls go get some.

... ^^^ attitude....tipikal dak skin female..

....and then she complain she cant find man on nairaland! undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 10:48pm On Nov 17, 2014

alexis007:
mr. cork,i respect your opinion for once......who crowned lupita as world's most beautiful?.....are light skinned ladies now extinct?.....next thing one of those skinny creatures who do long distance races for Kenya would get crowned as world's sexiest woman

....best speech of 2014...thank u and well said SIR.

...finally...a real man who get it! wink

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 10:47pm On Nov 17, 2014

Natasha2:
Is it that I'm blind or am I seeing a different pic? These ladies are pretty. I love Aleks lips

..preety wher?...is yor glasses made in Nigeria?... Wha is wrong wit u people...serrriously! angry

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Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 10:36pm On Nov 17, 2014

Segirl18:
What's this one saying?. Frin d village ko, fren d village ni?

...u been to London?.....opps...askin a village gyal of she London undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 10:01pm On Nov 17, 2014

Segirl18:
lol.....nt like i love them in that regard, jex admire their levels of modesty and simplicity

. ..see yor head like moto cycle helmet......so u idolice those 3 fat dak skin women who loook like me?..abi?

....u people dont hav light skin women in that Nigeria? angry

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Celebrities › Re: Nairaland was created to glorify, Tonto Dikeh, Regina Daniels & Co by MrCork: 9:19pm On Nov 17, 2014

drizslim:
Why is Everyone On Nairaland Not Noticing How Cute And Sexy I Am, Well It's Not Ur Faults Cos I'm Not a Regular Visitor on Nairaland But Friday Is My Birthday... Put Me Up On Nairaland Fine Face Contestants... IG: Lifeofkayslim Facebook:Fine Kay Slim Twitter: FineKaySlim

...WHA THE HELL??...

.ok ..i don't mean to sound rude but that boy looook like g@y tape worm.

....and i bet on ma £28,000 range rover spot (cash) that he one of those Homebase Nigeria boys who where sun shade at night (no oofense) angry

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 9:07pm On Nov 17, 2014

Yungwizzzy:
She has a Boy friend

https://fabmagazineonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/FAB-Magazine-Lupita-Nyongo-is-dating-Knaan.jpg

....see yor coconut head like Homebase Nigerian guy.

...bro..so u want to compare me..a whole Londoner to a Somali that look Ghana?..brother.r u ok? (no oofennse) angry

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 7:56pm On Nov 17, 2014

3cycle:
Kini problem eh?
We prefer dark skinned

....you & who??... Bro do u realiase we in 2014?.. U Uganda people mennnn! undecided

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Food › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander Cooking Yam Porridge by MrCork: 7:51pm On Nov 17, 2014

onuwaje:
Hello all
I created a thread of me cooking okro soup
https://www.nairaland.com/1987567/pictures-nairalander-cooking-okro-soup
And I got positive response..
Today I decided to try yam porridge and I hope it's sweet lol

Ingredients used
1.palm oil
2.maggi
3.yam
4.tin tomato
5.onion
6.crayfish

Let's go!!

....ok...we Londoners are cookin pizzza,Chinese fried rice, English break fast,apple pie, lamb curry,ox tail......and then u publish thread on coookin yam

...bro i don't mean to sound rude but am goin bak to bed....laters! angry

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Food › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander Cooking Yam Porridge by MrCork: 7:46pm On Nov 17, 2014

onuwaje:
Hello all
I created a thread of me cooking okro soup
https://www.nairaland.com/1987567/pictures-nairalander-cooking-okro-soup
And I got positive response..
Today I decided to try yam porridge and I hope it's sweet lol

Ingredients used
1.palm oil
2.maggi
3.yam
4.tin tomato
5.onion
6.crayfish

Let's go!!

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 7:41pm On Nov 17, 2014

Spicylate:
dog biscuit? ok. its sha edible tho.. thanks manufacturer

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 7:40pm On Nov 17, 2014

....dont mean to sound rude buts it lookin like 99.8% of u people here on nairaland wear sunshade at night.

....how the heck can u call this beaury? undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 7:37pm On Nov 17, 2014

justmag:
hold up! That woman is a super model? U serious? That face tho!! I don't know about all that!

....hangon....so women that look like witch doctor can be a model in that Nigeria.....and u expet us Londoners to come bak home & marrry?

.....FOGGGGERRRRIT!! angry

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 7:34pm On Nov 17, 2014

3cycle:
it shows you know what beauty truly is.

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Nairaland General › Re: Serious Question For Female ( Pleas Mature Female Only ) by MrCork: 6:40pm On Nov 17, 2014

EroticAngelina:
this is mrcork I know him by his poor English. anyways back to the topic.. we don't cos we don't want to.

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Romance › Re: Lol: Why Do Men Brag A Lot!! by MrCork: 5:24pm On Nov 17, 2014

will1am:
Are you gay?

...bro are u lookin for boy friend?

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 4:56pm On Nov 17, 2014

Spicylate:
chillax..if am not mistaken, you are shocked on how she's transformed from being dark to a lighter shade abi or am i assuming wrongly?

^^ see yor head like dog biscuit.....does she loook light skin to u or is that how light skin females loook ther in Nigeria?

....do u think they can find a man?
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...mature contribution pleease ((no oofense) angry

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 3:16pm On Nov 17, 2014

Spicylate:
make up maybe

^^^^^this one juss never gerrrrit...are u Togolian?

..sweeery we not talkin about make up....we sayn they are dak skin. DO i make sense? undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 3:14pm On Nov 17, 2014

...stumble on this pic and thought i should share......what ris this?...serrriously!!!...

one is lupista johnson and the other is Naiomi campbells cousin or somtin like that..... Can u take them on a date?..serrriously!! angry

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Celebrities › Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 3:11pm On Nov 17, 2014*

.....serrriously.. wha ris this?? .....how can any man be happy wit this? ...serrriously!!

...arent we in 2014 or are we dreamin?? ..pleasee advise!!!! angry

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Romance › Re: Lol: Why Do Men Brag A Lot!! by MrCork: 2:09pm On Nov 17, 2014

NaNaYaaah:
I JUST DONT GET IT..MEN BRAG TOO MUCH..IF YOU WANT A GIRL..YOU DONT HAVE TO BRAG ABOUT HOW MUCH CASH YOU HAVE AND PROMISE HER THE WORLD..JUST BE YOURSELF..JUST BE REAL AND I PROMISE YOU THERES SOMEONE THAT WILL LOVE YOU FOR YOU!!!
MEN BRAG TO GIRLS AND WHEN THE GIRL SPENDS THE MONEY THEY PROMISED THEY SAY SHES A GOLD DIGGER!!.. LOOL ..IT JUST DONT MAKE SENSE...SOME GUY SAID TO ME HE WILL GIVE ME THE WORLD..I CANT STOP LAUGHING...MEN ARE SUFFERING..LOOOL
PLEASE ABEG NO INSULTS

...are u light skin? angry

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Romance › Re: Lol: Why Do Men Brag A Lot!! by MrCork: 2:08pm On Nov 17, 2014

..QUESTION?

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Romance › Re: Lol: Why Do Men Brag A Lot!! by MrCork: 2:07pm On Nov 17, 2014

NaNaYaaah:
I JUST DONT GET IT..MEN BRAG TOO MUCH..IF YOU WANT A GIRL..YOU DONT HAVE TO BRAG ABOUT HOW MUCH CASH YOU HAVE AND PROMISE HER THE WORLD..JUST BE YOURSELF..JUST BE REAL AND I PROMISE YOU THERES SOMEONE THAT WILL LOVE YOU FOR YOU!!!
MEN BRAG TO GIRLS AND WHEN THE GIRL SPENDS THE MONEY THEY PROMISED THEY SAY SHES A GOLD DIGGER!!.. LOOL ..IT JUST DONT MAKE SENSE...SOME GUY SAID TO ME HE WILL GIVE ME THE WORLD..I CANT STOP LAUGHING...MEN ARE SUFFERING..LOOOL
PLEASE ABEG NO INSULTS

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Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 2:00pm On Nov 17, 2014

Boyooosa:
Re-type like a poisoned rat .. it is a NO!

....sweeery are u a slow poke?...beiin call a slow poke is actually a goood ting. Are u?

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