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Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 8:52am On Nov 17, 2014
Boyooosa:
NOPE!
....ok sweeery...am not sure if u where glasses but shud i re-type slowly so u can catchup? (no oofeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 9:37pm On Nov 16, 2014
... Anyways bak to the topiic....they looook like Nigeria version is the 3 mussskitear (no oofffennse) angry
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 9:35pm On Nov 16, 2014
Segirl18:
These three divas can neva fade in my eyes, including Dakore Egbuson.....so so, love them esp. My Omosexy and Dakore

Back to d topic, Nice pix
^^^ this one dont hav taste....i bet ha wig loook like mito cycle helmet and i bet on ma £28,000 range rover spot (cash) that she dak skin.

...they usually more agresive & normaly frin the village (no oofennnse)
undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 9:13pm On Nov 16, 2014
Popowaa:
Huh?Dont do 2mins guys grin
angry
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 8:45pm On Nov 16, 2014
Boyooosa:
i don't understand ur point...
..those 3 dak skin men in that picture loook like women....do i make sence? angry
Romance › Re: Wow! The Biggest bosom In Nigeria (SEE PHOTOS) by MrCork: 6:34pm On Nov 16, 2014
...the girl looook like elepant and u people r excited in that Nigeria


.....worse of all...she ain't even light skin!
angry
Romance › Re: Serious Question, No Ofense & Please Advise! by MrCork(op): 6:31pm On Nov 16, 2014
dolafunmi:
Lol.... seriously. Dude, rehab is the place for you.
^^^^ attitude....and then hey complian hey can't find man on Nairaland.

...Listen......sweeery do u nid addvise?
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 6:29pm On Nov 16, 2014
...and serrrriously...dontvu people hav light skin females in that Nigeria place?..

....u put up picture of 3 women who loook like men & u expet us to be happy....they ain't even light skin
angry
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 6:27pm On Nov 16, 2014
dolafunmi:
Lol... the attention-seeking drama though. Are you gay? #justThinking.
....me g@y?.....see yor ghana head like Somali made touch light...... Sweeery....do u realiaze how babes I can nyansh in a week?... undecided
Romance › Re: For How Long Should A Guy Chase A Girl by MrCork: 5:21pm On Nov 16, 2014
tjcoded:
its folks like you that make our naija girls bleach their skin
...bro that's the hole idea....every man prwefa light skin female.. .pirrrrod!

....and how come outtta 3 million register females on nairaland,ther is only one light skin females?..(((mayapop)))
angry
Romance › Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by MrCork: 4:03pm On Nov 16, 2014
finniblinks:
1. Woman is the last thing God created and
the only thing he
did not plan to create....Samba!!
2. Woman is the first creature to disobey
God.
3. Woman is the cause of all the problems,
troubles we are having in the world today.
4. Woman is easily used by the devil.
5. Woman is like alcohol, if you take it too
much, it will destroy you.
6. Woman is like cell phone, any day you
press the wrong number, you will not make
calls.
7. For woman marriage is business.
8. Woman is naturally wicked.
9. Don’t take it for granted when a woman
threatens you.
10. Woman likes money more than anything.
11. For woman,marriage is for better for
stay, for worse for run away.
12. Woman is like flower, today it blossoms,
tomorrow it fades away.
13. If you became poor, woman will give you
only one year to recover.
14. You will never know the true nature of a
woman until you become broke.
15. Woman can smell money from 1000 miles
away.
16. Woman is like chameleon, she brings
different characters.
17. Woman thinks straight.
18. Woman is unreliable.
19. Woman is proud.
20. Woman doesn’t want to hear that you will
be rich tomorrow, she want to hear that
you’re already rich.
21. Women like reaping where they did not
sow.
22. Most times her Yes is No and her No is
Yes.
23. No matter what you tell a woman, if
someone tells her
something better than what you told her, she
will abandon you.
24. If your vehicle breaks down woman will
jump out, watch you repair it, then
afterwards she will come in and enjoy the
ride.
25. Woman enjoys retaliation and revenge.
26. Woman becomes wise @40
27. Ordinary animal, snake deceived woman
in the Bible, some people say it was Satan
that entered the snake, that’s a big lie, read
that chapter wella, Satan was not mentioned.
28. Woman likes jollying.
29. Woman are fashion conscious.
30. Woman are material conscious.
31. Woman wants you to marry her
completely so she can have right over your
property, when you divorce her, she will go
with 30 or 50% of your wealth.
There is no truly born again woman.
32. Woman cannot do anything perfectly
without the help of a man.
33. Woman enjoys telling lies.
34. If you don’t take rubbish, please learn to
take rubbish before you get married,
because woman is full of fun rubbish.
35. Woman like cheating.
36. Woman is a perfect pretender.
37. Bible says you should not give yourself
to woman otherwise she will destroy you.
( proverbs 31 vs 3)
38. Woman is shameless.
39. Woman will cause problems between you
and your blood relatives
40. Woman take things for granted.
41. Woman finds it difficult to say sorry.
42. Woman finds it difficult to say I love you.
43. Woman doesn’t believe she has to love
her husband.
44. Woman is easily angry.
45. Woman hardly forgives and forget.
46. Woman can store more than 200 phone
numbers in her brain.
47. Woman likes attention.
48. Woman likes gift so much.
49. Woman has no respect.
50. Woman can be very insulting.
51. Woman has shallow understanding.
52. To woman visitation is a business, she
expects package
whenever she visit your house.
53. Woman is very greedy.
54. Woman likes public opinion.
55. Woman don’t like an intelligent man, she
likes a man she can cheat.
56. If woman cannot kill you, you are a
strong man indeed.
... Bro we not sayn u a mofo but how long u been g@y? (no offeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 2:10pm On Nov 16, 2014
lomaxx:
Go fuc-k yourself
^^ ^^i tink shes upset! undecided
Romance › Re: To LADIES. by MrCork: 1:22pm On Nov 16, 2014
Princephelar:
To ladies,
When he calls you;
BABY or BABE, he is not trying to
ridicule you, he's only reminding
himself dat you are his responsibility
and he needs to be responsible in all
ways.
MY LADY: he's telling you that you
are classy and have to be classy
himself, plus he has to be a gentle
man, remember the phrase "ladies
and gentlemen" not "ladies and
lousymen"
WOMAN: he's telling you he respects
your strength even wen you are his
responsibility.
angry
Celebrities › Re: I Have 125 Pairs Of Sunglasses - Jim Iyke by MrCork: 1:20pm On Nov 16, 2014
... Yea..125 sun shade he wears at night......
...this Homebase Nigeria people mennnnnnn... (no offensse)
:-
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 1:15pm On Nov 16, 2014
Omoobaa:
When Genevieve Nnaji and Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde get together, we get excited. Add Rita Dominic to the pair and we'll go into hyper mode.
[img]http://1.bp..com/-4SXfxpziGMg/VGiImuZuRyI/AAAAAAAAQHo/nDCZtHGkeRM/s1600/Omotola-Jalade-Ekeinde-Rita-Dominic-and-Genevieve-Nnaji.jpg[/img]
The fourth Africa International Film Festival (AFRIFF) has come to an end was attended by a host of actors including divas - Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde and Rita Dominic. The beautiful ladies got to take a selfie and this picture seems to stand out from the hundreds of photos we've seen so far from Calabar. Genevieve posted the photo on her Instagram with the caption 'Hello! *emoji* *emoji*'. We don't know why we love this photo so much; Is it Rita's brilliant smile, Genny's red lipstick or maybe Omotola's misty eyes? You tell us...
http://www..com/2014/11/3-queens-genevieve-nnaji-omotola-jalade.html
....3 queen or 3 men's?

...are they light skin? (no offense)
angry
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by MrCork: 1:14pm On Nov 16, 2014
Omoobaa:
When Genevieve Nnaji and Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde get together, we get excited. Add Rita Dominic to the pair and we'll go into hyper mode.
[img]http://1.bp..com/-4SXfxpziGMg/VGiImuZuRyI/AAAAAAAAQHo/nDCZtHGkeRM/s1600/Omotola-Jalade-Ekeinde-Rita-Dominic-and-Genevieve-Nnaji.jpg[/img]
The fourth Africa International Film Festival (AFRIFF) has come to an end was attended by a host of actors including divas - Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde and Rita Dominic. The beautiful ladies got to take a selfie and this picture seems to stand out from the hundreds of photos we've seen so far from Calabar. Genevieve posted the photo on her Instagram with the caption 'Hello! *emoji* *emoji*'. We don't know why we love this photo so much; Is it Rita's brilliant smile, Genny's red lipstick or maybe Omotola's misty eyes? You tell us...
http://www..com/2014/11/3-queens-genevieve-nnaji-omotola-jalade.html
angry
Romance › Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork(op): 1:10pm On Nov 16, 2014
mikechibuzor:
Mrcork. I'm a 2yrs old teenager(hope you get?) grin and this urge of having a gf is increasing by the minute.
I've never had one and i'm contemplating on it.
What do you think i shoul do? Should i still wait or....
winkanticipating your wise reply.
..2year old?....(((wha Tha f***))))). ..ok....bigin self service once yor 3 year old & start chasin women from 19 plus.

....hope this help! (no oofennnse)
angry
Romance › Re: For How Long Should A Guy Chase A Girl by MrCork: 10:25pm On Nov 15, 2014
yemyemis:
dats racism
...how? angry
Romance › Re: He's Such A Gentleman!!!♥♥♥♥ by MrCork: 9:26pm On Nov 15, 2014
mayapop:
I was in school and was feeling cold, one cute guy asked me if I was feeling cold I said yes cry and he gave me his sweater cheesy the best part is that he put it on me smiley I was so like, "omg"! Inside, he's such a gentleman! I took his sweater home, I forgot to give it to him undecided My point is that no nigerian guy can do that, I ain't lying, o we only see them in movies undecided huh
....ok..so u cold...& insted of the mofo askin u for punny,he ask for sweater?.. in that Nigeria?

.....he 1000,000,0000,0000,0000000% G@Y!! (no oofense)
angry
Romance › Re: He's Such A Gentleman!!!♥♥♥♥ by MrCork: 9:21pm On Nov 15, 2014
mayapop:
I was in school and was feeling cold, one cute guy asked me if I was feeling cold I said yes cry and he gave me his sweater cheesy the best part is that he put it on me smiley I was so like, "omg"! Inside, he's such a gentleman! I took his sweater home, I forgot to give it to him undecided My point is that no nigerian guy can do that, I ain't lying, o we only see them in movies undecided huh
angry
Romance › Re: How To Impress A Girl by MrCork: 9:07pm On Nov 15, 2014
Lastdon02:
1. (Walk up behind girl and point
fingers shaped like gun into her
back) u're under arrest!" ... (For
what?) "For stealing my heart." ... ....



2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have
one? ... ....



3. Are your legs tired? (girl: Why?)
Because you have been running
through my mind all day!… ... ...



4."I lost my phone number, can I
borrow yours?" ... ...



5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost
myself in your eyes.... ...



6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls
shirt, jacket, etc.) She would
say,"What are you doing"
respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.".. ^_^………



7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to
girl.) "I was just showing this flower
how beautiful you are." ...



8. Is it hot in here or is it just you? ...



9. Walk up to a gal and say:"Are you from Greece?" "No"She answers. "Oh,
I thought all the Women goddess
were from Greece"... . ..



10. Do you believe in love at first
sight, or do I have to walk by you
again?
....bro are u from Ghana? (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: For How Long Should A Guy Chase A Girl by MrCork: 9:03pm On Nov 15, 2014
crystalflakes:
read what I wrote again and answer me sad
..wot did u wrote? angry
Education › Re: Nigerian Girl Commits Suicide In New York by MrCork: 7:48pm On Nov 15, 2014
kings11ng:
Mounsurat Adeoye, the Mother of teen Omotayo
(pictured) who committed suicide after allegedly
cheating on a high school exam, is reportedly
placing the blame of her daughter’s death on the
high school she attended and has filed a $10
million lawsuit against the city of New York.

NewsOne reports:
"When Omotayo got busted peeking at her
cellphone while taking a German test, the teacher
allegedly snatched it away, accusing her of
cheating and yelling at her. Omotayo reportedly
burst into tears while apologizing profusely to the
instructor. A few hours after the emotional
exchange between the teacher and Omotayo,
according to police investigators, the young girl
scrawled the following words on her German
language exam that read, “I just want to go away
forever on the bottom of the river.”

"After Omotayo handed in her test paper and asked
to go to the restroom, she never returned to the
classroom.

"Instead, the teen walked to Manhattan’s Hudson
River’s edge in Harlem, placed her identification on
a rock, then plunged in to the murky waters."

According to Mounsurat, the school knew that
Omotayo had emotional problems -- since she had
attempted suicide before -- but they did not take
proper care of her.

Do you think the Mother has a lawsuit?
Read the rest here:
http://newsone.com/3070778/omotayo-adeoye-l
awsuit/
....is she light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Visit Their Bf Without Having 'going Back' T Fare by MrCork: 7:42pm On Nov 15, 2014
claireshan:
Hahaha this Is super storeyyyyyyyyyyyy
angry
Romance › Re: She My Female Friend Not My Girlfriend by MrCork: 6:55pm On Nov 15, 2014
ADESOLA96:
I wonder what the mentality of people nowadays is turning into.
This particular girl used to play with me,come to my house to cook,carry my bag in school,defend me where necessary,etc.
I do play with her also,go to her house and lecture her,defend her where necessary,escort her home,etc.
Does this now gives us qualification that we are dating.To be sincere,i love her [as a friend],i don't know whats going on in her own mind,but for me 'SHE IS TOO WONDERFUL' but not my gf
....so u don't like punnny?..abi?

....bro i t g@y....how long u been g@y?...
angry
Romance › Re: For How Long Should A Guy Chase A Girl by MrCork: 6:50pm On Nov 15, 2014
crystalflakes:
how come the girl u are following is dark? huh
...you?..

...follow u wear?...are u light skin?
undecided
Romance › Re: For How Long Should A Guy Chase A Girl by MrCork: 6:47pm On Nov 15, 2014
macdelene:
U are a goat
^^^^ ther u go...typical dak skin female & usually agresssive..


....and then they complain they can't find man on nairaland!
undecided
Romance › Re: Why Would A Guy BLEACH ? by MrCork: 5:52pm On Nov 15, 2014
...anyways bak to the serrrious tread...notin wrong wit women bleaching as long as they remain light skun

...this is wot all men want!
angry
Romance › Re: Why Would A Guy BLEACH ? by MrCork: 5:50pm On Nov 15, 2014
kentozybee:
did u think.that I don't know u, u v never said something gud in ur life, that was how u were derailing my thread last month, u called me gay too, I reported u I tot Seun Don flush u comot fr NL
.. Brother. ..u r confuse coz i hav never derail any tread...all i simply did waz ask how long u been g@y or if u praus to be g@y.

...is that a bad thing to be g@y?...bro u shud be praud so pls GROW UP!!!
undecided
Romance › Re: Why Would A Guy BLEACH ? by MrCork: 5:33pm On Nov 15, 2014
kentozybee:
u again, I don't know u r still this silly, u want to start derailing dis thread again
... See this Somali boy accusing a whole Londoner for no reason....bro when did i derail tread?

....every man prefa light skin females...pirriood....(no oofense)
angry
Romance › Re: Serious Question, No Ofense & Please Advise! by MrCork(op): 5:29pm On Nov 15, 2014
dolafunmi:
Funny comments on Nairaland, always
....see yor Ghana head like carrrot....was funnny about rit? ..

....are u light skin?
angry
Romance › Re: Why Would A Guy BLEACH ? by MrCork: 4:32pm On Nov 15, 2014
osile2012:
I mean i understand ladies bleaching their skin, though i don't support it. I know some ladies feel that some guys in the environment the reside prefer light skinned girls, so they go and bleach to be among the chosen, all in an attempt to get husband. Yes it is the men that choose the wife so, the women can use any possible means to get chosen by men searching for wife.

It is the men that pay the bride price, so why then will a guy bleach? is it for the ladies to choose and marry him or what? I just find it hard to understand.

Please men on NL who bleach or know guys that bleach, please let us know the reason for this thanks.
angry

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