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Romance › Re: Man Buys 99 Iphones To Propose To His Girlfriend; She Says No (Picture) by MrCork: 1:30pm On Nov 21, 2014
Elantracey:
I don't really remember ever complaining to you angry



Why are you yelling ? huh
....see yor head like guinea fowl....muss u always talk bak?

. ...ARE U LIGHT SKIN GADDENMMMIT?

. ...F**KIN. YES or F***KIIN NO?

...this is exactly y that Nigeria cannot move toward....simple question!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Is He Fit To Be NL Most Handsome 2014 by MrCork: 1:11pm On Nov 21, 2014
6ty6ix:
plz nairalanders how many persent can u give this nairalander, i have nt seen any 1 lookin so cute 4 many years
angry
Romance › Re: Man Buys 99 Iphones To Propose To His Girlfriend; She Says No (Picture) by MrCork: 12:52pm On Nov 21, 2014
Elantracey:
At least its bigger than yours tongue



Why should I be?
^^^attitude...and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland

..ARE U LIGHT SKIN ..GADDDEMMMIT?
angry
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Singer Niyola Strips For Made Magazine by MrCork: 7:14am On Nov 21, 2014
chimkaire:
Mr. Cork, in rage, you pressed "t" instead of "r". Now, we have "ate" instead of "are" embarassed grin angry Please, don't confuse us, you are from Peckham, yano wink
....see yor Ghana head like carrrrrot....& then u complain u cant find man on nairaland! angry
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Singer Niyola Strips For Made Magazine by MrCork: 10:01pm On Nov 20, 2014
alapomejis:
EME first lady Niyola is the cover girl for the November issue of Made magazine. Over 30 and a body like that? Her body is killing with brief sexy :DEME first lady Niyola is the cover girl for the November issue of Made magazine. Over 30 and a body like that? Her body is killing with brief sexy
....dont mean to sound rude but wha Tha f*** is this??

.....and wha in the name of Mr Cork ate we loooookin at?
angry
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Singer Niyola Strips For Made Magazine by MrCork: 9:57pm On Nov 20, 2014
alapomejis:
EME first lady Niyola is the cover girl for the November issue of Made magazine. Over 30 and a body like that? Her body is killing with brief sexy :DEME first lady Niyola is the cover girl for the November issue of Made magazine. Over 30 and a body like that? Her body is killing with brief sexy
angry
Career › Re: Challenges Of Being A Male Nurse. by MrCork: 9:18am On Nov 20, 2014
Harmony222:
Often and often i hear people say Nursing as a profession is for the female gender and not fitted for males, i came across a topic online where i saw different critics hauling on male nurses calling them ''murse'' funny name though, and some male nurses often say they are not allowed and often discredited my female patients when they are being assigned to them most especially GYNECOLOGY and . So i want other male nurses to share their ideas and experience so as those intending to become a male nurse someday would learn of the trending difficulties(if theres any) and how to overcome such......Female nurses comment are also welcomed here, lets know how you feel about male nurses.....
...huh?...male nurse?...bro how long u beeen g@y? (no oofeensece) angry
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by MrCork:
.......While joggin at night...saw nigeria version of superman Flynn next to a plane..and then I ask him for direction!! angry
Romance › Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork(op): 3:59am On Nov 20, 2014
veegirl:
Are u light skinned?
Is ur dream car range rover sport (cash)?
Has nairaland helped boost ur confidence!
What does it feel like being an a$$hole?
And lastly, r u LIGHT SKINNED?
Hehehehehe cheesy
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 6:26pm On Nov 19, 2014
mikron:
im very ok mr cork, lupita is beautiful yes, one mans meat is another mans poison so they say, and for the records all Gods creation are beautiful, stay blessed
. ...so God created beyansi to make Kelly Rowland loook uglier..abi? angry
Romance › Re: Amazing Facts About Love!! by MrCork: 4:42pm On Nov 19, 2014
pasqal09:
1. Cuddling triggers the same neurological reaction as taking pain killers

2. Falling in love has the same neurological effects as a cocaine high.

3. It takes less than four minutes to decide if you have feelings for someone. So guys, don't mind those girls that play hard to get.

4. When looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate.

5. Expressing gratitude towards people you love causes an immediate spike in your happiness.

6. When you see someone you're interested in, what feels like butterflies in your stomach is actually a stress response called adrenaline.

7. Men are more emotionally affected when relationships end. So don't mind those guys that act like their hearts are made of stone, they actually cry themselves to sleep every night during break-ups.

8. Like sex and hunger, the urge to fall in love is primitive and biological.
. ...anyways bro...bak to this tread....dak skin females r not intarested un love.....all they want is braziiilian wig (noo offensse) angry
Romance › Re: Amazing Facts About Love!! by MrCork: 4:37pm On Nov 19, 2014
pasqal09:
I hate threads with you in it.
...congrats....sweeery are u light skin? angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op):
..

QUESTION!;

.... Is the babe nice,lovable but ok??....YES!!

....but can she find man?...NO!!

...then seeeeriiously...am goin bak to bed!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op):
TrishaP:
One man's food is another man's poison. Have you forgotten that.
angry
Romance › Re: Amazing Facts About Love!! by MrCork: 7:46pm On Nov 18, 2014
...does this rule apppy to light skin women or dak skin women? angry
Romance › Re: Amazing Facts About Love!! by MrCork: 7:44pm On Nov 18, 2014
pasqal09:
1. Cuddling triggers the same neurological reaction as taking pain killers

2. Falling in love has the same neurological effects as a cocaine high.

3. It takes less than four minutes to decide if you have feelings for someone. So guys, don't mind those girls that play hard to get.

4. When looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate.

5. Expressing gratitude towards people you love causes an immediate spike in your happiness.

6. When you see someone you're interested in, what feels like butterflies in your stomach is actually a stress response called adrenaline.

7. Men are more emotionally affected when relationships end. So don't mind those guys that act like their hearts are made of stone, they actually cry themselves to sleep every night during break-ups.

8. Like sex and hunger, the urge to fall in love is primitive and biological.
angry
Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Beautiful Queens Behind Nigerian Comedy Kings (photos) by MrCork: 7:41pm On Nov 18, 2014
lovelyronke20:
According to Nigeriafilms.com, In Nigeria, comedians seem to have made their mark as being the most romantic people on earth. They also seem to have deliberately chosen drop-dead beautiful ladies as wives.

To many of them, they found their love at the early stages of their career, either among super models contesting for Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria or among exceptionally gorgeous ladies paraded as ushers at classy events.

Indeed, they all ended up stealing the hearts of damsels, more easily than other men, including their colleagues in different genre of entertainment.

Let’s face it: comedians are witty, famous, and have also become wealthy, a reason most Nigerians believe women gorgeous ones, easily admire and embrace them for romantic relationships, which always metamorphoses into marriage.

Conspicuously, the ‘un-seriousness’ that tends to trail these comedians is however not seen in their choice of spouses as they seem to ‘soap’ wash their eyes properly before selecting a better half.

In this carefully selected list, Nigeriafilms.com unveils the pretty queens of comedy kings and stories behind their love lives. If you’ve ever wondered who these comedians married and fell in love with, wonder no more.

Indeed, when it comes to having beautiful women around, these humour merchants seem to be rocking the world with tall, curvy, and pretty women!
http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/30036/27/behold-nigeriafilmscom-top-10-beautiful-queens-beh.html

http://www.temisblog.com
...are they light skin? angry
Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Beautiful Queens Behind Nigerian Comedy Kings (photos) by MrCork: 7:39pm On Nov 18, 2014
lovelyronke20:
According to Nigeriafilms.com, In Nigeria, comedians seem to have made their mark as being the most romantic people on earth. They also seem to have deliberately chosen drop-dead beautiful ladies as wives.

To many of them, they found their love at the early stages of their career, either among super models contesting for Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria or among exceptionally gorgeous ladies paraded as ushers at classy events.

Indeed, they all ended up stealing the hearts of damsels, more easily than other men, including their colleagues in different genre of entertainment.

Let’s face it: comedians are witty, famous, and have also become wealthy, a reason most Nigerians believe women gorgeous ones, easily admire and embrace them for romantic relationships, which always metamorphoses into marriage.

Conspicuously, the ‘un-seriousness’ that tends to trail these comedians is however not seen in their choice of spouses as they seem to ‘soap’ wash their eyes properly before selecting a better half.

In this carefully selected list, Nigeriafilms.com unveils the pretty queens of comedy kings and stories behind their love lives. If you’ve ever wondered who these comedians married and fell in love with, wonder no more.

Indeed, when it comes to having beautiful women around, these humour merchants seem to be rocking the world with tall, curvy, and pretty women!
http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/30036/27/behold-nigeriafilmscom-top-10-beautiful-queens-beh.html

http://www.temisblog.com
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 7:35pm On Nov 18, 2014
...cant we all getaloong?...how is anybory expectted to be happy if u not ready to please?
. ..the question u people if to ask is:

.does her husband loook happy?..N0!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 7:30pm On Nov 18, 2014
1mindchrisr:
ds op
sounds like hes arlergic to darkskin
i hope no one in ur generation is dt kinda dark
incase your kidz inherit dt huh
....sweeery isit too much to ask u ladies to change color??...wots the fuss all about?

...and then u people complain u cant find man on nairaland....serrriously..we giv up!
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op):
...ok then..she kinda aiiight a little....but in a light skin way though! angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 6:46pm On Nov 18, 2014
. ..Dyammmm she gots nyansh....gademmnit...serrrrious pic..nice black dress! cheesy

... But hangon, why has she gots pattin on her head?...in 2014?
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 6:42pm On Nov 18, 2014
....ok people.. Its looikin like u people r not juss gettin the messsage..maybe its becuz they hav change the clock 1 hour back ward cuz u juss dont gerrrit.

...ok pls can we focus on our prefa light skin females?....every man prwfa light skin female (no ooffeense)
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 6:39pm On Nov 18, 2014
heefeholuwah:
lol.yh bro u wud lie to me!!...anyways.my 1st love was light skinned and a couple others v dated were light skinned too...my point here is this :Black is beautiful...and aside from the inadequacy of them bosoms(which I find sexy in a way too) lupita nyongo is beautiful!!....
....am cancelllun ma flight to Nigeria next month if those r the kinda women u people hav over ther.....so u twllin me me u don't hav light skin females that soek English....propa English and not pigeon English? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 5:56pm On Nov 18, 2014
heefeholuwah:
just coz u hav a certain somewhat perverted preference for white-skinned women..it doesn't make black skinned women any less beautiful..and bro..have u ever seen a baby's feeding bottle??...I doubt it!...coz derez nt d slightest correlation 2 ma head dere....(No offense)
...bro..so r u sayn yor head don't looook like feeedin bottle? Wud i lie to u?
...everybory agreed the babe ugly..except u..so our question to u apat from tor feedin bottle head: is

..: hav u ever dated light skin females in yor life?..serruiisly?
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 5:24pm On Nov 18, 2014
awoononi:
IMO, Lupita is beautiful
. How?
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 5:16pm On Nov 18, 2014
rokiatu:
[code][/code]This thread is a joke, the poster biggest joker of all time n all those who call lupita ugly are blind. Someone needs to derect their azzzzs to spec savers.


She is stunningly beautiful.
....sweeery put yor sun shade bak on and u will clearly see that she loook like man.

....and to be honest...even u sef fine pass her!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 5:13pm On Nov 18, 2014
heefeholuwah:
How can you call lupita ugly?....I mean..who does that?...that girl literally exudes the beauty of a true african woman
....see yor head like baby feedin bottle...how can u call her beautiful when she loooik like hunter ridin donkey...bro are u a mechanic?

....so those r the kinda women u people chase in that Nigeria...abi?...u don't hav light skin women?(no oofennse)
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 4:07pm On Nov 18, 2014
mikron:
im very ok mr cork, lupita is beautiful yes, one mans meat is another mans poison so they say, and for the records all Gods creation are beautiful, stay blessed
..bro..no man dates that kinda woman...can u see she dak skin?..so u are atrracttted to woman who loook like hunter?..abi?

was that a joke?
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 1:34pm On Nov 18, 2014
ayukdaboss:
To me she's overrated. Calling her "very pretty" is just plain dishonesty undecided
..well said sir...tank u! angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 9:02am On Nov 18, 2014
teenidol:
stay mad
https://24.media.tumblr.com/75cb3d5a8f2a43808ace089db970b7fc/tumblr_mzgnd3FNos1t3ktpgo3_250.gif
...but seerrriously..cant she bleach?.....is askin to change color too much to ask? wha ris this?....

. And now she tryna looook like father chrissssmas!
angry

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