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Harbosede02:
An angel went missing in heaven.....could it be u??

mayapop:
ok a lot!, here are some i could remember, lol! some boys are funny.

1. Are you a camera, because everytime i look at you i smile

2. I seem to have lost my phone number, can i have yours?

3. you look cold, do you want to use me as a blanket?

4. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line

5. Can i buy you lunch or do you want the money? hahaha

debosola:
*A guy once told me to look out of my window to the sky that I'd see a collection of stars. He said the brightest star was me.

In his exact words "baby look outside your window, u will see stars in the sky, one is brighter than the other. The brightest is U, u are my chosen one"

I was like "what's this one saying" he was completely off point.


*Another said mosquitoes were biting him where he stood.he said he couldn't move because that was where he could get network signals.

Some guys ehn!

stanchris4reality:
Ladies,do you always feel happy when people see the way you
dress and say you look sexy?
"You look sexy" is not a greeting,it is not a compliment,it is an
insult.
They are telling you,you are good for sex only,they are telling
you you have something good under your skirt,but nothing
tangible under your Cap.
They are saying you are a bed professional,bedroom expert and
nothing more.
They are saying your greatest asset is under your pant,what an
insult,never allow anybody to tell you you look sexy
again,because that simply means they are saying you are boys
toy and guys pleasure tool,sex symbol and not a great
personalty,not somebody to be respected.
They are simply saying you are closer to been a prostitute than to
been a Virtuous,quality and exceptional woman.So always dress
to look pretty and beautiful,don't dress to look sexy.
Queens and FIRST LADIES don't dress to look Sexy,they
always dress to look beautiful,adorable and pretty. But BED
LADIES will dress otherwise because like whores their value and
biggest asset is in bed.
Always remember that good product are always well
covered,branded and well packed,but worthless product are
always exposed for all dick and harry to see,make yourself
valuable,cover up girl,let your daughter be proud of you in
future,stop been object of Lust and passion.
So when you are dressing tomorrow morning ask yourself,am I
dressing like a FIRST LADY or like BED LADY,let your
dressing answer for you.

kika23:
In ya wildest dreams man, ya wildest dreams.... I'm done jare.... Commot for road

kika23:
In ya wildest dreams man, ya wildest dreams.... I'm done jare.... Commot for road

Vanellope:
God. The other three don't mean much without God.

kika23:
Wtf

DoctorAshley:
forever if she is worth it

Tobbie9:
I swear u fine die

kika23:
SMH.....

I GIVE UP ON YOUR MATTER....

kika23:
Aren't you tired of using that same line ?
Donkey..

kika23:
What has that got to do with anything?

Orikinla:
I have heard, read and even seen that many girls and women find it hard to resist their ex-boyfriends they once admired or loved even after many years of separation. A particular ex-girlfriend who is now married continues to tempt me and to save my life, I stopped being close to her. I don't even stand near her. So, she will swing her waist wearing sexy clothes and pass by whenever she sees me. The other one gets nervous in my presence. Another married one  said she would have been happier with me. She actually wanted us to elope before her family talked her into getting married to a rich business man 17 years ago. But I never wanted to marry anyone of them. None of them understood me then. A buddy laid his ex-girlfriend just for  the fun of it, but she could not get over it. I must confess. I really feel sorry for them. Women are such emotional creatures. Once a guy has laid them and they enjoyed it, they would be pathetically hooked on him even when they get married to another  man? Why? I really feel embarrassed to see women get jerky at the sight of an ex-boyfriend. The married ones upset their husbands when they get excited over their ex-boyfriends. C'mon! Please, get over your Ex once you are married. PLEASE, lest you would be left at the receiving end of both men.  No man really likes a weak woman who cannot resist a man.  Many girls are often naive until they mature and learn the hard lessons of life over the years. So, later they would be disappointed by their present boyfriends or husbands. But you cannot eat your cake and have it back. It would be better to take your time to think of the circumstances and consequences of your thoughts and situations before you end your relationship or get married to avoid regrets and the temptations of falling back to your ex-boyfriends tomorrow.

kika23:
Who's innocent? You?

kika23:
Mshew....

Rapsodee:
Want to know your opinions concerning it,some girls like playing hard to get,some also do pretend as if they don't like a guy which the reason for these I don't understand but for how long should a reasonable guy keep chasing her before finally letting her go

...

....8 years ...maximum....if she light skin

....2 minute if she dak skin! (noo offense)

booqee:
see..u sack of camel dung don't even quote me! I'm so pissed at that bullsh!t u went to do on dat thread for d sick guy but I decided to be silent.

I used to think you're just been funny now I know you're naturally stup!d both online and offline in realtime.

EroticAngelina:
what?

stanconnect:
Oga what's ur own? I only felt like sharing my encounter with matured minds here and not ur kinds...and besides it's not mandatory that u must comment here..come to talk of swag...hw sure are u that u have got it better than myself? Why not check tru my profile and confirm for urself...nxt tym if u have no reasonable thing to say...Pls stay off my posts cos it ain't meant for every person.

cutebebe:
Y do you ask?

cutebebe:
This is a question that has bn on my mind cos of the attitude of Naija men to successful ladies. You meet a man and you start talking.... and then you tell him you have a masters and he doesn't have one.... trust you know the end of the story. And some are just intimidated when you earn a better salary than them even when you are quite humble about it..... they still feel less of who they are. And less I forget, they think the ladies with good credits in school are just a no go area. Some even feel you should not use a better phone, laptop and other devices than them. And hey, when you cruise in a better ride, they just feel you are just better than them.

Dear men, what have you got to say about all these?

sidvinci:
Sorry I don't know where to post this......I got a scam mail yesterday from one joy tamba claiming that she got my mail address from nairaland.
Please Seun it's hightime our email address goes into hiding cos this scammers won't let us be.
Thanks

I will post all the messages

cr80vity:
m running out of my mind..my galfrnd jokes unreasonably or shld i say lie n later says shes joking... first instance i told her to call my dad to wish him api bday nd wen i askd her she said she as done it den i cald dad to ask him if a gal cald him so as to let him no she s my gf bt my dad said no one cald den i askd my gf she stil insisted dat she cald him wen she nw saw hw confused i was n angry she eventually said she was joking dat she as nt cald him...i got angry nd told her i ate such...she kept doing d m joking of a tin al d time nt until rite nw dat m posting ds....she said sum1 whom i no kisd her nd ad sex wt her ...i begd her to tell me if ds s. also a joke bt she said its nt joke.. i even said i want a pause in d relationship jxt to no if she was joking cux she's fund of it bt she stil insisted.. later i begd her again den she said it was a joke dat it wasn't d person i no dat kisd her bt sum1 else i dnt no n no sex was involved bt rite nw m so confuse cux i dnt no wat to bliv so i told her i nw really nid a break in d relationship bt shes begging me nt to...
pls i dnt no wat to do cux m really mad at her nd d m joking of a tin al d time

NaNaYaaah:
Im asking this coz im bored

EroticAngelina:
yes true love exists

NaNaYaaah:
Im asking this coz im bored

booqee:
but I was really serious with my post.. I meant it.

I'm so sorry about that. I'll delete my post then....

muguboy:
nonsense reply!

chidiezeh:
• grab his waist



• slip your hand in his pocket



• steal his wallet



• don't even kiss him

• just run

stanconnect:
Some girls are really very ridiculous and would never cease to amaze me..

I met the girl in my designers shop and liked her..she's pretty any way! Gradually we started getting close to each other...

Recently I took her out to a spot I often take my lunch around my zone...while we where there, her friend walked in with a guy in the same spot that we where coincidentally, the guy drove an rx330 car! immediately this girl saw her friend with the guy her altitude changed...she started communicating with the friend both with eye contact and tru Im chats...I was jst calm observing her...nxt thing she told me she was leaving with her friend cos they where heading same direction with her.....i was marvelled...all the while that we have been there she never mentioned to me that she wanted to go oo! I didn't alter a word...I stood up..paid my bills and left with my friend.

The point is, the girl doesn't really know me that well to really decide wether I had a car or not since we jst met...my house was close by bt she was not aware...which was why I jst walked...I was wondering why should any reasonable girl in this times that a mechanic can even boast with a car still fall for those kinda stuffs..she v been pinging and calling me after the incident buh I already marked her off my lane.

So why are some girls this egocentric?