₦airaland Forum

Dramadiddy:
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper...
2. The owner of the ball decided who played...
3. Penalty (otherwise called PENARITY!) was awarded only if an injured player
could curse or fight a lot...
4. The match only ended when everyone was tired...
5. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the
last team to score...
6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the
goalpost...
7. If you didn't participate in repairing a damaged ball you were given a match
ban...
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser...
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree or bush when
it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game...
10. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over...
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty...
12. The most skillful player got automatic selection...
13. No discrimination, both the children of rich and the poor played together...
*Was it different in your own place?

booqee:
mtchew

Khalessi:
I never said you said home based guys look like penguins. I just want to know when you plan on growing up.

Smartwizy:
earlier today.. :p

Khalessi:
Cork the year is coming to an end, when will you grow up?

rozzay:
Lolz vizkiz I don laff tire. Mr cork am vexing for ya.

mizcalvina:
why didn't u send yur voicenote Mrcork aka Londoner?

Vessi:
How do you walk?

ERCROSS:


Mrcork..
Super glue don pour enta ur brain abi...

tripleking64:
. Am not broke, ℓ̊ Can take care of any girl

tripleking64:
GIRLFRIEND ARE HARD TO KIP because.
*Ladies HandBag - #9,000 while Men's
Wallet -
#700
*Ladies: Fixing of Hair - #5000 while Men's
hair cut is just #150 *Ladies: Fixing of Nails - #1500 while Nail
cutter is #50
*Ladies Bra is #1500 while Men´s Singlet
is #200
*A set of G string is #1500 while Men´s
boxers is #300...
*Sanitary Pad is #250 while handkerchief
is #50.
*Ladies stomach is extra large while
Men"s stomach is
extra small* IF I DONT TAKE GOOD CARE OF
MYSELF
WHO WILL??

onila:
I am only attracted to Black men
but I have tried to broaden my horizons

since I live in a big city where men from different races approach me

I think arab men aint that bad, a guy from Dubai asked me out recently
they look like black men kinda lol, well close
and very cultural too and I heard most of them are also endowed down there

when I went to Dubai, I fell inlove with Arab culture
their men looked so neat, charismatic, decent and just perfect in their white long dresses

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/s960x960/10704263_10204353686154743_6965276462530817195_o.jpghttps://resources3.news.com.au/images/2013/06/01/1226654/929335-330f80dc-ca3e-11e2-bac6-3890c8c0b8c2.jpg

sholly28:
I vote for:

1) temigracie

2) omolola 1

3) rukiatu....

MrTeymee:
Mr cork! I met this light skin chick few weeks ago and I really like her. I need tips on how to woo her cuz due to her beauty, there is a lotta competition. Thanks in advance

praise4055:
I don't know how to say this, but i think this is the right platform where i can air my view and atleast get reasonable advice.

I am not a tall girl, i am just 5ft4 so i really need to be with a tall dude not a shortie or average height guy for the sake of my children which is very important. But i kept on geting advance from short guys and i don't know why.

pls how can i keep the shorties out of my lane? It really fustrating you know!. And how can i attract those tall, huge dark guys(6ft and above) just for the sake of my kids yet to come.[b r]
pls no insult. Your advice would be appreciated.

EroticAngelina:
Let's know who you love here, and why you love them!

And when I say love, I don't only mean romantic love.. friendly love, brotherly/sisterly love.. or you just admire them and the way they are.

Share with us, and let that person know you love them Happy Sunday.

BreezyRita:
I actually take him serious you know...... Name and all.
Seriously?? Your case eh
Intervention needed

chibwike:
see eh...dat ur no offense that u puijjt ;Dt at the end of ur bashing..is what pisses me off..not the bashing itself.

tosyne2much:
1. MONOSYLLABIC REPLIES
You strike up a chat with a lady, only for her to be replying you as if MTN is charging her per letter

2. SHAKING AND BOUNCING OF ASS
When a lady sees a group of guys clustered around a particular place, that's when she will start shaking her ass or bouncing her sagged boobs

3. EATING AS IF THERE'S FAMINE IN THE LAND
You take a lady to an eatery, only for you to be eating as if there's famine in the land.

4. MULTI COLOUR
Today she looks like Michael Jackson, tomorrow she looks like Oritse Femi.. With the rate at which some ladies bleach this days, you might even end up dating your ex once again

5. NO SEX ON INVITATION
You invited a lady to your place and prior to the visit, she's already telling you she will not allow sex when she comes

6 GUY MUST RETURN HER TRANSPORT FARE
When a lady come on a visit, she's indirecting you that you have to return her transport fare back simply because she's doing you a great favour coming to your place

7. FAKING HER VOICE
A lady sounds like Celine Dion on the phone but when you get to meet her, she sounds like Pasuma Wonder

8. CALLING TO RECEIVE FAVOU
Calling or flashing you repeatedly when she needs a favour from you
Guy feel free to add your

MrsShodimu:
Hello Nairalanders, hope your weekend was great.. as e-commerce site full everywhere, i have taken time to search for the top 2 websites wey their gift game dey on point. Enjoy:

1. Taafoo: (http://www.taafoo.com/) Lol one of the reason why i love this website is because they have very cheap products lol .. (please dont judge me) .. anyways they are more like the jumias and konga of Nigeria only cheaper. So if you want to get that special someone that gift and your pocket is on the low .. taafoo does it

2. Greetings World (www.greetingsworld.com.ng) : Mayne i actually saw this website on nairaland and i thought they only make customized Greeting card till i discovered that they offer a way to allow your loved one/ friends select their own gifts. ( Their prices are also VERY CHEAP hehehe) . i Swear e make sense die.. all i have to do is pick a greeting card from their website (www.greetingsworld.com.ng) , select any gift card worth any amount and dassol oh. They would deliver this gift card for free to you or your loved ones , what this means is your girlfriend, friends, wife or husband after receiving tthe greeting card you customized can go to the retail store online or offline and pick WHATEVER THEY WANT themselves using the gift card info printed at the back of the Greeting card.

So here i conclude my sermon, these two website are really cool.. i dont know if you have more.. make we rub minds.

MrsShodimu:
Hello Nairalanders, hope your weekend was great.. as e-commerce site full everywhere, i have taken time to search for the top 2 websites wey their gift game dey on point. Enjoy:

1. Taafoo: (http://www.taafoo.com/) Lol one of the reason why i love this website is because they have very cheap products lol .. (please dont judge me) .. anyways they are more like the jumias and konga of Nigeria only cheaper. So if you want to get that special someone that gift and your pocket is on the low .. taafoo does it

2. Greetings World (www.greetingsworld.com.ng) : Mayne i actually saw this website on nairaland and i thought they only make customized Greeting card till i discovered that they offer a way to allow your loved one/ friends select their own gifts. ( Their prices are also VERY CHEAP hehehe) . i Swear e make sense die.. all i have to do is pick a greeting card from their website (www.greetingsworld.com.ng) , select any gift card worth any amount and dassol oh. They would deliver this gift card for free to you or your loved ones , what this means is your girlfriend, friends, wife or husband after receiving tthe greeting card you customized can go to the retail store online or offline and pick WHATEVER THEY WANT themselves using the gift card info printed at the back of the Greeting card.

So here i conclude my sermon, these two website are really cool.. i dont know if you have more.. make we rub minds.

EroticAngelina:
ok

EroticAngelina:
. Are you light skin?

kendrick93:
It's great that they're hot and
everything, and great that they know
it, but that doesn't mean that they're
entitled to be b*tches or mean that
they deserve more than someone
else, or that they can do no wrong.
There are so many girls that will do a
guy wrong and instead of taking
responsibility, they'll turn it on the
guy and blame him for things going
wrong, and just act completely
insane. I don't know, I just wish that
more girls that were attractive were a
little more down to earth and sane.
It's great that you know that you're
pretty. That can even be a turn on,
but humility is really important. Be
nice to everyone, and not like the
fake kind of nice, genuinely nice.
Compassion and empathy in all the
right moments. There just aren't
enough girls like this..
what do u tink?