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Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 2:19pm On Aug 22, 2014
...ok..i juss watch a Nigerian movie and this guy lip kiss his woman with rice in his mouth.....ooooo maaaa God angry

...what kinda country is that Nigeria?..isnt he suppose to est chewing gum when kissing?..why rice for god sake??
undecided
Romance › Re: How To Get extra Free Kiss From All Females by MrCork(op): 12:05pm On Aug 22, 2014
temigracie: ..Yeah....black is beautiful....black is sexy...i am made of black....
...so black board is beautifull. Abi?....can u cook? angry
Romance › Re: How To Get extra Free Kiss From All Females by MrCork(op): 11:20am On Aug 22, 2014
temigracie: ...Yeah,i am a Nigerian....a proud one....
...proud?...of wot?..so u proud to be dark skin abi?..in 2014? undecided
Romance › Re: How To Get extra Free Kiss From All Females by MrCork(op): 11:03am On Aug 22, 2014
temigracie: All this listed points will only fetch you a peck from moi....If u like enter volcano,come out..If na peck i still wan give u,na d same peck u go collect....shikena
...^^^^ this village gyal clearly never been to London,ever......wha tha heck has volcano gots to do wit kiss?

....she muss be Nigerian (no oofense)
angry
Romance › Re: Protest - Nairaland Babes No Longer Upload Profile Pics by MrCork: 9:32am On Aug 22, 2014
Clinton594: hahahahhaah mugu boy .... that's my skul in Esut . I took this pic in the lab during accreditation when things were move to a different room
. ..so they don't hav chair. & table in yor skool?..abi?...yot skool muss look like prison yard (no offfense) angry
Romance › Re: Protest - Nairaland Babes No Longer Upload Profile Pics by MrCork: 11:06pm On Aug 21, 2014
...seriously..we all nid to start boycuttin all this females....I suspect it's be cuz they ain't light skin! angry
Romance › Re: Protest - Nairaland Babes No Longer Upload Profile Pics by MrCork: 11:04pm On Aug 21, 2014
Clinton594: I've kept record, ever since nairaland was restored nairaland girls no longer want to update pics again. I'm tired of looking at profiles without pictures and I know most guys feel the same way.
Ladies make I ask una abeg....how I wan know you fine if I no see your pics . Abeg help us to help you cos me I'm searching.

Any profile you click I'm go just dey empty mtchewww
...errm bro ...no ooofense to yor picture profile but don't u have chair & table in yo house??...so why shud dunt women ignore u? undecided
Romance › Re: Where Are The Homely Girls?? by MrCork: 9:08pm On Aug 21, 2014
NiniArike: We here! cheesy
...which we?....r u light skin?..see yor wig like Ghana muss go bag! (no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by MrCork: 8:48pm On Aug 21, 2014
NiniArike: My MTN is 180 or you can reach me on my Airtel 111.

Good night.
..Niniarike <<<<<<<lessssssbian.... angry

...but am confused though... How can she say good night when they never hav electricity. ..i bet she goooono leave her boke boy friend afta fletin with Mr Cork...aka..Playa!
wink
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by MrCork: 8:34pm On Aug 21, 2014
NiniArike: That was childish. Take life man, and stop flaunting your "wealth" (that's if you have) in a Public Forum.
..£23,000 cash is no big deal although am travelling to Barcelona on Sunday...juss for shopping..I bought the range simply cuz my neighbour as one. I don't even drive it.... Anyways, whats yor nomba?
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by MrCork: 8:28pm On Aug 21, 2014
NiniArike: I will take that as a Joke.
..u no he ain't got a car so plis don't lie......may I remind u that I drive a 2010 range rover sport 4.0 ...£23'000 cash!!! angry
Politics › Re: Nigerian Who May Become First Black British PM by MrCork: 8:25pm On Aug 21, 2014
..nigerian?.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....ok, I nid to $hit (no ooofense) grin
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by MrCork: 8:21pm On Aug 21, 2014
NiniArike: I think you have a thing against being "Nigerian". I can change your parade. tongue

BTW, I'm not here to search for Man. I have my Prince already.

Are we cool Man? wink
...prince that rides bicycle?..Has he been to London? undecided
Romance › Re: Sincere Plea by MrCork: 8:18pm On Aug 21, 2014
MarshRiley: This is a sincere plea
This guy is in love with a girl and he really feels she's the girl of his dreams,He wants to know how to get her as she's forming hard to get and me av runned out of ideas o
Abeg,what shud he do,ur advice is needed
...and the guy happens to be u? ..abi?...bro we hear to advise females....not males!! angry
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by MrCork: 7:14pm On Aug 21, 2014
vizkiz: jessica...you'v used this line like 5000 times...can't you just think of something else. To sayhuh
...^^^^mr cork wannabe ..thanks 4the advice.
. .bro pliss take this as a compliment..u a great b!tch
lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Man Fakes Own Death To Avoid Upcoming Wedding by MrCork: 7:09pm On Aug 21, 2014
. ..that guy so smart... the quickest way to avoid dark skin females..i bet she was Nigerian (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Where Are The Homely Girls?? by MrCork: 7:03pm On Aug 21, 2014
SortCode: Are u for real huh
..yep...light skin females will never cuss u like that...4real..dark skin female juss too agresive angry
Romance › Re: Where Are The Homely Girls?? by MrCork: 6:50pm On Aug 21, 2014
MizMyColi: shocked Waow! I'm honoured and touched. I didn't even see this before replying MrCork.cheesy cheesy. Thank You smiley
..^^^this eeediot gyal started cussing me for no reason simply be cuz i advise her...from ha granmer, u can clearly tell she is dark skin. ..very aggressive village gyal undecided
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by MrCork: 6:25pm On Aug 21, 2014
NiniArike: ok bye!
..^^^thee u go...typical Nigerian female wit attitude.....and then they complain they cant find man on nairaland undecided
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by MrCork: 6:09pm On Aug 21, 2014
NiniArike: What's wrong with being Nigerian? huh
..everything ...well, am from London and we are much more advance (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Where Are The Homely Girls?? by MrCork: 6:06pm On Aug 21, 2014
..bro but seriously...dont u people there in Nigeria hav nice names like tyrese, bingo,lucky Wendy or even sef sally.....wha tha hell is kingururu and how on earth do u expect women to pay u attention? angry
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by MrCork: 5:59pm On Aug 21, 2014
NiniArike: Gross!! sad
..^^what's wrong wit this one?...i bet she Nigerian! angry
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by MrCork: 5:26pm On Aug 21, 2014
binarymachine: Please ladies, guys, is it ok to fart in the presence of
your partner i.e boyfriend/girlfriend or is it
disrespectful and shows lack of manners?

more juicy exclusive gist? http://www.theparot.com
..bro...so r u telling us u never suk fart outter a girl's bottom?..in 2014?...seriously? undecided
Romance › Re: Meet The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by MrCork: 5:19pm On Aug 21, 2014
Enouwem: https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-e.ak/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-0/10410356_679510032119399_6187485070777546297_n.jpg
Isn't he handsome?..
Sexy pictures coming up soon...
*Sekems out*
..but y the hell wud some body cellotape eye browd simply be cuz he wants to prove point?.....what is wrong wit home base Nigerians for god sake? angry
Romance › Re: Treat Her Right! by MrCork: 12:16pm On Aug 21, 2014
MarshRiley: Na guys I wan talk to
The word love has being abused by alota guys (and girls too)but I'll like to focus on we the guys for now
Girl dey on her own jeje,you asked her out,she refused,you pest her until she agreed,lied to her,decieved her and after 3months,you tell her you are no longer interested(na guys wey get sense be that o)
The other type of guys won't even tell the girl they are no longer interested,they'll just be acting funny

Pls what will you gain from toying with a girl's heart?making her go through emotional trauma,you dey feel like boss abi?
The real guys have one girl and stick to her,changing girlfriends don't make you a big boy,it makes you a kid and you don't earn respect that way.she could be your sister
As for me o,I love my girl and I'll always try to make her feel good
TREAT HER RIGHT
..mary....treat who right?...r u now the spokes man for dark skin female? angry
Education › Re: Federal University Lokoja, Kogi State, In Pictures by MrCork: 6:21am On Aug 20, 2014
...what kinda useless buildings are this that look like London toilet?.... This is notin compared to Peckam talkless of our London..RUBBBBISH (no ooofense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Say About Guys With Big Bum Bum? by MrCork: 11:53pm On Aug 19, 2014
MrsBreezy: Obviously I'm the one with no respect...
..^^^attitude....and then they complain they can't find hussssband on nairaland! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Say About Guys With Big Bum Bum? by MrCork: 11:11pm On Aug 19, 2014
MrsBreezy: First of all its Peckham not peckam.

I've no idea where egunu is...

Lol impress a Londoner in Peckham haha puhlease I'd rather impress a Nigerian with Ebola..

If you don't know where Ireland is.. get yourself a map of the world.
..^^^^ this village chick has no respect!! angry

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