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nicechic: I just noticed my man likes extremely fair girls. I am not particularly fair. I am chocolate skinned and I also know that I am not too ugly Sha. The other day, we were walk down the road and saw a very fair nd fine baby boy playing wit the mother, My man immediately went to play wit the boy, saying he must marry a lightskinned girl so that he can have such a fine boy for a son.
He said it absent- mindedly and I was surprised. I later confronted him but he said he was joking. I know deep down that he was'nt. What do I do, abi make I go bleach ni

kimberluge: Strictly for staunch Catholics! Drop your pins and hookup with other singles from home n abroad. Wana date/marry a catholic too,join d club!

kemework: The mathematics teacher
A mathematics teacher came into
the
class and asked the class to find x
in
the following equation 2+5-7=x find
x,when he turn to face the class he
saw the whole class bending and
searching for something except one
student,so he asked the class what
are you all searching for,class
replied:but sir you asked us to find
x
so that is actually what we are
looking for...then the student that
wasn't searching quickly said:you
all
are very foolish I swept this class
this morning so I didn't see any x
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Enypie: Abegi!
I'm done with you.

Enypie: Tah! conversating with you is like a charity visit to the asylum.

Vikky014: i knw u wash dishes in one of d hotels in london,met u one certain time,AM nt Victor

Enypie: I see you on your profile wall, nice helmet. Can't save u from the trap though.

Vikky014: blind man,BTW,Op dnt do any blood oath o,u beta run for ur dear life

Yungwizzzy: A useless girl I've asked out and she refused



is asking for 50k for her school fees


imagine??

Enypie: You got a problem with that?

Spotless180: You have been dating a girl for 3years now. Spending heavily on her, taking her out to some outstanding places, making sure she at least have all that she want. But the day you want to get to business, i mean want sex, she told you that both of you should take a blood oath first. That you would not leave her for any other girl. What would you do?

Your response will help someone.

Romancegirl: ....can you kindly upload your picture.

And so?

Clinton594: I've kept record, ever since nairaland was restored nairaland girls no longer want to update pics again. I'm tired of looking at profiles without pictures and I know most guys feel the same way.
Ladies make I ask una abeg....how I wan know you fine if I no see your pics . Abeg help us to help you cos me I'm searching.

Any profile you click I'm go just dey empty mtchewww

Romancegirl: Did you come to nairaland to check people's picture?

Does Nairaland and Romance section looks like a dating site?

Why not lay your complain on Dating and hook up section to get any girl of your choice.

Mtcheew. All this broke little jobless boys sef.

marieolae: bro, ur mentally unstable

Enouwem: I'll ignore u forever

SantaMafia: see your face like a o juju calabar! abeg make una dey play me ma fav music joooor! Nigeria jagajaga, Everything scatter scatter Poor man dey suffer suffer Gbosa, gbosa, gunshot inna de air. fuckeduppedness!

Enypie: You'd rather hava a chemically bleached pretty chick?
boo for you.

Enouwem: I've always held u in high esteem.. Don't make me insult u ooo.. That's my real eye brow.

Lagusta: babe, never take the following usernames seriously, they are certified trolls...

190
MrCork
yuzedo
.fuckshit:

HIGHESTPOPORI: Lolz,so you are actually taking dat guy serious!

marieolae: no

marieolae: ghana baby elephant ummm okay. Yh I can

marieolae: pls ur dry

marieolae: I dnt even think ur from london. Mayb ur lyin. Cos all this talk that ur talking is nt making sense at all.

okparaugo: Have you seen this kinda girl in London ?

Emages

okparaugo: I met her the very day she was leaving town.

What a bad luck.

The same environment, the same church.

Someone should console me.

marieolae: omg ur so naïve. I dnt want to insult you too much becoz I believe u are below 17years. The people that are living in Nigeria are a lot happier than those sad loners in London. Yes I'm talking from experience. We don't have it all, but we are happy. We are contented. Please nigeria is your mothers land. Learn to love it cos u can't change it.

marieolae: ok yh ur from peckham, I'm from nunhead..so what? Love ur country man. We have our problems, but we r getting dere

marieolae: r u nt a nigerian for God sake.