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Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Say About Guys With Big Bum Bum? by MrCork: 9:58pm On Aug 19, 2014
MrsBreezy: Dude I live in Ireland... London is 30mins away...

Looool impress you? You engaged in this conversation when you obviously have other older women to talk to...

Lol you live in Peckham haha you should be impressing me.
..which Ireland? ..victoria Ireland?...so u teleported from enugu to Ireland within 5 second....all because u wanna impress a londoner..abi?..do u even no where peckam is? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Say About Guys With Big Bum Bum? by MrCork: 9:43pm On Aug 19, 2014
MrsBreezy: I have actually.. been to Cork too. You can rest your case along with your wrinkles and older women.
...how?..which London did u been?...monopoly London?...but seriously...why r chicks always trying to impress me...lying they been to London?..what for? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Say About Guys With Big Bum Bum? by MrCork: 9:39pm On Aug 19, 2014
masonkz: hangon...do you have a big bum bum? angry angry
..bro..do u mind talking to me like next month?...cant u see am talking to a chick? , angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Say About Guys With Big Bum Bum? by MrCork: 9:36pm On Aug 19, 2014
MrsBreezy: No and no. Hang on.. are you even in Cork?
...u been to London?...nope!;... Then i rest ma case!!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Say About Guys With Big Bum Bum? by MrCork: 9:18pm On Aug 19, 2014
MrsBreezy: No thank you... I expected you to have your own kingdom. I don't do heirs I do the king himself.
..hangon....r u light skin?.. R u even beaurifull sef? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Say About Guys With Big Bum Bum? by MrCork: 8:56pm On Aug 19, 2014
RedBenson: Before independence, precisely 1955.
...pulls out kerosine, fire would, petroll, cutlass, rope, koboko , katapot and tyre!! angry
Romance › Re: Y Do U Guyz Like Grabn Ur Gf Bottom? by MrCork: 7:20pm On Aug 19, 2014
geni340: my bf dosnt let mi butt rest o0.at tyms wen we hug, his hands movs dwn 2mi butt. is it owk??
...ginda...may be its because yor face ain't appprocahable......are u light skin? (no ooofense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Say About Guys With Big Bum Bum? by MrCork: 7:14pm On Aug 19, 2014
RedBenson: Do you find them attractive or a mere having big bum bum is an automatic turn off?

Mrsbreezy, do the opening speech here. Lol.
...ok...so u had to create thread about men wit big nyansh and u not g@y?.. Abi?....bro how long u been g@y? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Say About Guys With Big Bum Bum? by MrCork: 6:42pm On Aug 19, 2014
..so which guys hav big nyansh on nairaland?...
wher dem at?.....plis identify yo sef..quick!
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Say About Guys With Big Bum Bum? by MrCork: 6:39pm On Aug 19, 2014
...guys. Wit big nyansh?....disgusting..kinda! tongue
Romance › Re: Which Countries Have The Most Beautiful Girls In Africa Per Ratio? by MrCork: 6:32pm On Aug 19, 2014
..peckam!! angry
Romance › Re: How To Get extra Free Kiss From All Females by MrCork(op): 5:54pm On Aug 19, 2014
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okparaugo: At all, at all..

I wonder how these kind people join Nairaland. embarassed
..bro...but ..dont u people in that country Hav nice names like lucky, bingo,harry,Harley or Romeo?....seriously....wha kinda name is okakapopogo? angry
Romance › Re: How To Get extra Free Kiss From All Females by MrCork(op): 3:16pm On Aug 19, 2014
.. Anyways .this thread is not aim at home base nigerians coz we heard u people get arrested for kissing. In publick...i lie? angry
Romance › Re: How To Get extra Free Kiss From All Females by MrCork(op): 3:13pm On Aug 19, 2014
dechandel: What are rehabs for again?
I thought peeps get better after spending time in a rehab center?
...see this farmers wife....when was the last time anyone kisdd u?..u been to London? undecided
Romance › How To Get extra Free Kiss From All Females by MrCork(op):
..ok...according to our research & according to observation poll and according to july 2014 opinion poll...95% of nairanand guys never kissed a female in there life...apart from ther pillow case. But today...guess what?.. I will show u 5 technic to get free kiss from all females:


Step 1: Always wear bandage......this way, females feel sorry for u and truss me....u will get free kiss!! angry

Step 2: Always answer phone calls wit base voice & spek slowly......this automatically surudicate females to kiss u ( truus me) angry

Step 3: always lick chewin gum first thing thing in the morning.....this automatically make females which ther lip & then kiss u...twice (truss me)angry

Step 4: think without thinking coolly so this way the bane can thinkly tune the swag by standing wit love.....then u get a kiss (hope this makes sense) angry

Step 5: tell the babe u met mr cork when u came down to London.....truss me....she will ask u for ma nomba and then kiss u. angry


..guys, hope this help!! angry

Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia's Wife Annie Has Started Open Her bosoms Again In Lagos by MrCork: 7:54pm On Aug 18, 2014
9jahubcom: Annie Idibia's fab red carpet look last night

[img]http://2.bp..com/-7P-T-Z8huD0/U-6dO_cBgOI/AAAAAAADWZo/27sEP0xQpME/s1600/unnamed.jpg[/img][img]http://3.bp..com/-RIgzQaDAZRA/U-6dPsgcECI/AAAAAAADWZs/U9qooSotXtQ/s1600/Untitled.png[/img]

Annie Idibia pictured above at a movie premier last night, styled by Lilian Unachukwu for Liam Fashion Agency. Annie is wearing a black metallic Jovani dress with Ferragamo shoes and a cocaine white Chanel purse. She looks great!!
....u. G@y donkey...what's wrong with flashing boobsi?.... U don't like it.....CLOSE YOR F******kin. EYES(no ooofense) angry
Romance › Re: Describe Your Ex In One Word by MrCork: 2:43am On Aug 17, 2014
..greattest punnny!! wink
Romance › Re: NL Help Me In Prayer: A Meat Seller Wants To Marry My Banker Elder Sister by MrCork: 2:41am On Aug 17, 2014
Yungwizzzy: What happened to be a joke is nolonger funny
when my 33Year old elder sister came home one day with one obviously wretched niqqa

after further interviewing he disclosed that he's a meat seller in cattle market here in ph

while my elder Sis is a branch manager of a Big world wide bank, this niqqa is a no bo*y

I've tried everything possible to discourage her she won't listen, I even promised to give her 8 of my 34 filling stations she refused

my parents are worried because, she's the manager of most of the family properties, our #5billion dollar estate is at stake

I'm so confused typing from the backsit of my customized range rover sport 2016

her life is at risk, nairalanders help me
....shaaaaatap!!.....ain't meat sellers human? ...what the f**** is wrong with u people there in Nigeria? ...is everything with u people all about being doctor, lawya or accountant?.... Serrrriously..u home base people need quick 24 hour brain check (no ooofense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Upcoming Act Swagkid Changes His Name by MrCork: 2:24am On Aug 17, 2014
.....this boy the the 2nd ugliest boy on nairalannd ....he loook like g@y mikey mouse!! (no offenncese) angry
Romance › Re: If You Where In His Possition What Will You Do???? by MrCork: 4:58am On Aug 13, 2014
silvertuke: I witness a scene today at a shopping mall, when a guy tried to propose to his girl friend. It was really an embarrassing moment for the guy because the yeye girl turns down his proposal and walk away. I felt sorry for the guy honestly. Sometimes it’s good not to propose to a girl in a public place, you never can tell what the outcome would be. But the Guy was trying to proof his love only for him to get the unexpected embarrassment.

If you where to be in the guy position what will you do at that very moment? Imagine the crowd who focus their attention on them, waiting patiently to congratulation them. Some even brought out their phones to capture the scene, but its turn out to be different from what we expected.

I pity for the guy anyways, with the expression on the guy’s face it was so obvious the guy so much love the girl. Girls; you never can predict them it’s everywhere.
....so yor job is to watch men kiss women in publick?.... Bro r u ok.? angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Prefer White Men To Nigerians by MrCork: 4:55am On Aug 13, 2014
tpia1: .
...^^^^ this one nid help! undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Prefer White Men To Nigerians by MrCork: 4:54am On Aug 13, 2014
....homebase guys are bush & backwards....of course women prefa we London guys (no oofense) angry
Entertainment › Re: Fat & Sexy, You Can Still Be Sexy Without Being Skinny (photos) by MrCork: 4:50am On Aug 13, 2014
....but how can elephant be sexxxxy?.....they ain't even light skin. (no ooofense) angry
Romance › Re: Need Answers by MrCork: 10:32pm On Aug 12, 2014
ifycoly: A lady waited patiently for a GUY/ her partner who is away for years. She become so weak when she find that her would be partner is cared less of her well being. She decided to take a bold step trying to find out if there is life in her supposed relationship. SHE chatted wit her would be spouse and ask the Reasons why it is difficult for her partner to CALL. She boldly tell her would partner some of her casual friend/RELATION out there call,Y is it difficult for her supposed hubby delay calling her until she plead for his attention. The guy kept mute and reply viz: I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, U MADE LOSE D RESPECT I HAVE IN YOU, telling me dis MAKES ME SEE U AS A PUBLIC MATERIALS and went off line. Pls with this little composition. Was the lady wrong asking her guy query for not reaching her line. If YES explain. Secondly, what kind of guy do u classified HIM. Thirdly, do u see any sign of COMMITMENT in btw. Forth, what advice /encourage. Should you give to her.
...bro we dont gerrrrit....u nid help wit what?? angry
Romance › Re: If He/she Told You To Move On Without Them, What Would You Do? by MrCork: 10:29pm On Aug 12, 2014
Nessa12: First, edward is a fictional character. Second, im too young to fall for him, he's old already. Third, im a nigerian not a gold digger. Fourth, there isnt any gold in nigeria to digg.. All nigerian guys are broke.
Nd ure not exception datz if urz is nt worst. (No Offense)
...ok ..so u now loookin for edward on Nairaland.....serrriously...i give up!! angry
Romance › Re: Actors Vs Actress Mingle Arena by MrCork: 10:26pm On Aug 12, 2014
Shosvegas: I here u
...Sherigas..bro dont u hav skoool homewok? angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:20pm On Aug 12, 2014
...anyways, guys pliss let me no if if u need help datin any female on Nairaland....I havd new user friendly moves..truss me!!! wink
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:14pm On Aug 12, 2014
Khalessi: Mr cork I miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cry cry cry cry
angry
Crime › Re: Man Beats IndecentStar Ex Girlfriend To Pulp For No Reason. by MrCork: 9:47pm On Aug 12, 2014
mzfacts: The lady pictured above is Christy Mack, and no she wasn't involved in an accident, she was beaten to pulp by her abusive ex boyfriend, Jon Koppenhaver .

Below is her account of what happened:

'About 2 a.m. Friday morning, Jon Koppenhaver arrived unannounced to my home in Las Vegas, NV, after he broke up with me in May he moved out of my house and back to San Diego.

When he arrived, he found myself and one other fully clothed and unarmed in the house. Without a single word spoken, he began beating my friend; once he was finished, he sent my friend away and turned his attention to me.

He made me UnCloth and shower in front of him, then dragged me out and beat my face. I have no recollection of how many times I was hit, I just know my injuries that resulted from my beating. My injuries include 18 broken bones around my eyes, my nose is broken in 2 places, I am missing
teeth and several more are broken.

I can't see from myleft eye or chew or speak clearly because of my damaged teeth. I have a fractured
rib and ruptured liver from a kick to her side. I also attained several lesions from a knife he got
from my kitchen.

He pushed the knife into me in some areas such as my hand, ear, and
head. He also sawed much of my hair off with this dull knife. After some time, the knife broke off of the handle and continued to threaten me with the blade. I believed I was going to die. He has beaten me many times before, but never this badly.

He took my phone and cancelled all of my plans for the following week to make sure no one would worry about my whereabouts. He told me he was going to rape me, but was disappointed in himself when he could not get hard. After another hit or two, he left me on the floor bleeding and shaking, holding
my side from the pain of my rib.

He went into my kitchen where i assumed he was searching for a new knife..I ran out my back door, shutting it behind me so the dogs didn't run inside to tip him off. I hoped the fence to the golf course behind my house and ran to a neighboring house. Naked and afraid he would catch me, I kept running through the neighborhood knocking on doors. Finally one answered and I was brought to the hospital and
treated for my injuries.

After many months of fear and pressure to keep this man happy, although I fear for my life, I feel
that I can no longer put myself in this situation. There is a $10,000 reward for his capture.'



Although the said guy hasn't turned in himself, he made some statements on twitter, read below;

I only wish that man hadn't been there and that Christy & I would behappily engaged.I don't know y I'm so cursed.One day truth will come out

The cops will never give me fair play, never believe me. Still deciding what to do but at the end of the day it's all just heart breaking.

I'm not a bad guy, I went to surprise my gf, help her set up her show and to give her an engagement ring and ended up fighting for my life.

@ChristyMack I just wanted to see your face when I surprised you with the ring ...this is a nightmare. You're in my thoughts.

@ChristyMack I'm so heart broken...in all ways. I will always love you.

@ChristyMack what I found and can't believe what happened. All I wanted was to surprise you and help and do something nice...now this..

@ChristyMack I love you and hope you're okay. I came him early to surprise you and help you set up for your convention. I can't believe.

More pics of her below: please I can't upload her pics, my browser won't allow me, just click on the link to see, that's if you want. http://mzfacts..com/2014/08/photos-man-beats-ex-gf-to-pulp-for-no.html
,,,,so u act blue film and u complaining they beat u up.......serrriouslly...this is y we quit datin black women . ... u dark skin? angry
Romance › Re: Oya!!! Come And State You Nl Crush And Woo Them by MrCork: 9:39pm On Aug 12, 2014
....ok then since u insist...i have nyanshed only 22 females and kissed only 8 but pliss keep this confidential:
....
: MOndi Sweeets, Gentle Mimi, Mrs Chima, Ana White, Onlila,Ivanspring .....and am not mentionin any more names!
angry
Romance › Re: Oya!!! Come And State You Nl Crush And Woo Them by MrCork: 9:38pm On Aug 12, 2014
....ok then since u insist...i have nyanshed only 22 females and kissed only 8 but pliss keep this confidential:
....
: MOndi Sweeets, Gentle Mimi, Mrs Chima, Ana White, Onlila, .....and am not mentionin any more names!
angry

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