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Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:36pm On Jun 11, 2013
...i ought to get Pegggy...one of my white babes, to slap this mondi_cheeks girl's face for even darin to toast me...Pegggy is from North Peckam estate!!! angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:16pm On Jun 11, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]in ur head angry[/quote]...ok beyansi loookalike...put up yor real face...i want to check somtin! undecided
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:01pm On Jun 11, 2013
joeydozzy: have you seen hot girls?
except for beyansi and that Peckham girl in your basement? undecided
angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 7:58pm On Jun 11, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]typical village boy...smh[/quote].......she wants me! wink
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 7:49pm On Jun 11, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]anything other than ur tribal mark village girls type is better grin grin grin[/quote]....u and who is laughing?? ...am i yor mate? angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 7:48pm On Jun 11, 2013
Sanboy25: What are you talking about!? Agreed to what ? You are day-dreaming my dear... undecided I'll pray for you tongue
...yea 4real... u should let me hav 3some wit u & Stegomiah... ..Stegomiah has already aggreed..she said YES wink
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 7:45pm On Jun 11, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I see u have been hanging around a whole of them, u think every girl is some tribal mark-village girl undecided that's all u know angry[/quote]...calm down sweet hat....u berrrra be nice to me coz am from London.. ..U ever been to London? undecided
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 7:42pm On Jun 11, 2013
joeydozzy: ^^^ your pic, not bad, not bad at all wink wink
....which picture??...ermm bro, not sure if u hav electricity but if u move yor candle closer..u see she aint hot (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 7:24pm On Jun 11, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]dont flatter urself undecided i would rather slit my wrist wit a blunt bread knife angry[/quote]....^^^^^^ ok... this are the kinda village girls u musss aviod at ALL cost.... they hav tribal mark & they usualy more aggressive!!(Please DO NOT toast them) embarassed
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 11:51pm On Jun 10, 2013
Stegomiah: am all hears! btw, did you go to church on sunday?
......Stegomiah.. Sweeeeet hat.. can i have 3some wit u & sweeery Sandboy?? .....Sweeery Sandboy has already aggreed smiley
Family › Re: 'Vampire' Mum Who Drinks People's Blood by MrCork: 6:34pm On Jun 10, 2013
[color=#000099....so was wrong wit drinkin Blooood?[color] undecided
Romance › Re: General Questions For Men And Women by MrCork: 6:33pm On Jun 10, 2013
icebebe: Men: where would u like your woman be perfect?
(A) in bed
(B) in kitchen.
Women: where would u like your Man to be perfect?
(A) in bank account
(B) in bed.
Please be honest when answering this
....OK....madam, are u Onila in disguised??.......u have posted 40 topics juss within 10 minute!! angry
Romance › Re: How To Make A Woman Stick To Yuh Like A Glue by MrCork: 6:23pm On Jun 10, 2013
icebebe: 1. Always be the solution to her
problems
2. If you send her to do shopping never
ask for change
3. Always prepare her for sex in the first
15 minutes and wait for two minutes as you continuously suck her breasts.
4. Don't be so much available, also give
her freedom to do whatever she wants.
5. Never be too soft on her,women hate
men who behave like women. You must
look tough but not too harsh.
6. You should be ambitious in
whichever field you are.
7. Make sure you have sex in your perfect
mood and always make her
say,"ENOUGH" 8. Smell good, be smart but never be too
smart and too much organized. Women
are the home makers and they hate men
who do everything for themselves
9. Don't be too predictable,som etimes
surprise her with gifts 10. Ensure you love her family and
support her.
11. Don't always complain wherever you
see a problem, complain when necessary.
12. Be faithful to her
13. Acknowledge her dressing and figure, make her feel she is beautiful and
trendy.
14. Be at your home in time even if you
are a serial drunkard.hahahah.
...to make a Nigerian woman stick to u liek glue??...sweeery we call it Stalkin hear in England!! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 6:19pm On Jun 10, 2013
.......Steegomirah ...Come hear...needto ask u sumtin impotant!!! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 6:11pm On Jun 10, 2013
kaboninc: I can see that you've just been paid 2 pounds! Well your make sure you spent it on your womens. Shecock!!!!

Steegomirah I saw you
.....Brother...Last wanrning.....Dont make me let them deport u from Nigeria!! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:22pm On Jun 09, 2013
kaboninc: Oh...now you needs somebori tu crack you rup? Oh....that bull cocky in form of a human male was not here again? Oh were s him? Oh...I remembered...he's waring plsteas. And he said I should calls you to helep him as the jobs is too large!

Rabbish!
....SHAAARAPP YOR MOUTH U GAY DONKEY...wot do u no about women!!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye In New Photoshoot by MrCork: 4:28am On Jun 09, 2013
...he looook Gay! angry
Romance › Re: How To Stop Crushing Over A Girl by MrCork: 6:56pm On Jun 08, 2013
....is OP telllin us we not longer allowed to presss babes?? angry
Romance › Re: Can You Bathe With Your Lover? by MrCork: 6:55pm On Jun 08, 2013
....ladies...will anyone bath wit me?..i will try not to look!wink
Romance › Re: Types Of Husbands!!! by MrCork: 6:50pm On Jun 08, 2013
Stegomiah: WHO IS YOUR HUSBAND: TYPES OF HUSBANDS

⁠

1: BACHELOR HUSBAND: Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life....


2: ACIDIC HUSBAND: Is always boiling like acid and always angry, violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3: SLAVE HUSBAND: Want to be treated like King and treat Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old traditional respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: GENERAL HUSBAND: Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends.

5: DRY HUSBAND: Very moody and stingy and don't consider wife's emotions and the relationship enjoyable. Have no sense of humour.

6: PANADOL HUSBAND: Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalize on that and gets relief from wife.

7: PARASITE HUSBAND: Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilitie s.

8: BABY HUSBAND: Irresponsible,c hildish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.

9: VISITING HUSBAND: Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them.

10: CARING HUSBAND: Caring and loving.Provides material and emotional needs and makes out time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

Ladies, what kind of husband are you having or would want to Have? Guys,what kind of husband are you or would want to Be?

http://www.revealzone..com/2013/06/who-is-your-husband-types-of-husbands.html
....Stegolia.....sweeery u can sweet talk me all u want....the answer is still *NO!!! angry
Health › Re: Abortion Is Murder! Help Stop It. (picture) by MrCork: 5:02pm On Jun 08, 2013
sweetcheecks: Halfcast? Thats not nice shocked
Already spoken for, by some Yoruba "god" tongue
angry
Health › Re: Abortion Is Murder! Help Stop It. (picture) by MrCork: 4:57pm On Jun 08, 2013
sweetcheecks: lolest!!!!
Nope, not at all I believe in working hard for my things. I drive my car, now that we are comparing cars. My point are aint that kinda girl. Plus I have a family that gives me what I need and my naija man that has everything else i do not have!. grin
...u sound liek my kinda woman.. a wifey material.....are u white, light skin or halfcast? wink
Romance › Re: Would You Like To Come Back To This World Again As A Guy Or A Girl? by MrCork: 4:53pm On Jun 08, 2013
..can u imagine a guy wearin mini skirt, red lipstick & high hills shoes??....so disgustin!wink
Romance › Re: Can You Bathe With Your Lover? by MrCork: 4:40pm On Jun 08, 2013
Popowaa: Not occasionally cos he might get fed up seeing my nude nudeness all de time.so yes but once in a blue moon.
...can i peep? undecided
Romance › Re: Would You Like To Come Back To This World Again As A Guy Or A Girl? by MrCork: 4:38pm On Jun 08, 2013
...if certain guys in Nairaland make the mistake of comin bak as females..truss me .i will nyahsh! angry
Health › Re: Abortion Is Murder! Help Stop It. (picture) by MrCork: 4:36pm On Jun 08, 2013
sweetcheecks: Non taken, smiley.
...sweeery ..am from London peckam & i drive a 2010 Range rover sports wit alloys...are u sayin u woundnt attepmt to trap me? undecided
Romance › Re: For ADAOBI My Runner Up Love by MrCork: 4:33pm On Jun 08, 2013
caseless: wande coal's is bigger than urs. So, keep quiet!
...correction:..wande coal has a biggger nyansh.. but i hav bigger *KONDO*..i swaaaar! angry
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Releases New Pictures by MrCork: 4:30pm On Jun 08, 2013
Lakayanah: You be dandaudu? How can you admire another man's boobs
...bro..not sure if u went to skoool...what i said waz: see booobsi..and not: great booobsi!! undecided
Health › Re: Abortion Is Murder! Help Stop It. (picture) by MrCork: 4:11pm On Jun 08, 2013
...I hate kids anyways and to be honest... am in favour of abortion (no oofeinse) angry
Health › Re: Abortion Is Murder! Help Stop It. (picture) by MrCork: 4:09pm On Jun 08, 2013
sweetcheecks: I said you be the one to take charge of the prevention methods. That could include "jimmy's jacket" and withdrawal techniques etc. These are your responsibility.
...and how is a man supose to get respect if he dosent pour??...u pull it out & they start makin fun of u??...too many fatherless babies around simply becoz the black woman eager to trap a guy...BLACK WOMEN NEED TO QUIT TRAPPIN INNOCENT MEN! angry
Health › Re: Abortion Is Murder! Help Stop It. (picture) by MrCork: 3:46pm On Jun 08, 2013
sweetcheecks: No, it means men can take more charge in prevention methods. And Avoid this.
..corrrecton: ..black women cannnot never be truuusted coz all they do is trap men...they tink u have moiney and they will trap u... White women dont act like that!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Releases New Pictures by MrCork: 3:39pm On Jun 08, 2013
...see boooobsi! tongue

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