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Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork:
Stegomiah: Good boi, waving off d white flag!

Well u must av ♍Ƹ̴ confused wit sm1else, am spotless, u nid pix 2 confirm?
..^^^^typical village girl...I bet she hav Tribal mark!!angry undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:07pm On Jun 06, 2013
Stegomiah: Dnt nid ur brazilian wig, am pretty sure it will take 2 years for u to get d money 2 buy one, save d money so u can feed well, am miss independent, kk.

As regards sm1 else's pic, dnt know wat u r insinuating, cos ma profile isn't displaying any pics, nd d one's u saw on sunday ar mine kk, av ma reason 4 not displaying ma pix.

...
^^^^^ serrriously..I suspect she's one of those 419 babes that put up fake pictures to impress we Londonersundecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:03pm On Jun 06, 2013
Stegomiah: Dnt nid ur brazilian wig, am pretty sure it will take 2 years for u to get d money 2 buy one, save d money so u can feed well, am miss independent, kk.

As regards sm1 else's pic, dnt know wat u r insinuating, cos ma profile isn't displaying any pics, nd d one's u saw on sunday ar mine kk, av ma reason 4 not displaying ma pix.

Mr, am not a fighter eida, so show maturity, u ar a Man! No offences, kk...
..Miss Indepedon?? ..really?..wit mossskito bites on yor face?? ..keep dreamin!!.. Anyways,sweery am not hear to fight u..am only hear to love u.. be nice!! wink
Politics › Re: Nigerian Built Warship One Year Anniversary by MrCork: 11:49am On Jun 06, 2013
...huh...Nigerian built War ship??...wit wot??...firewood?undecided
Romance › Re: Dumping A Girl. by MrCork: 11:47am On Jun 06, 2013
nyere84: (1) Dump a drama queen...., she will make scene for you.

(2) Dump a village girl..., she will beat you up.

(3) Dump a foolish girl..., she will cry day and night.

(4) Dump a wife material..., she will try to win you back.

(5) Dump a vengeful girl..., she will sleep around with all your friends.

But, Trust me...., you dont wanna know about player girl..., DUMP A PLAYER GIRL.., you will be invited to HER WEDDING IN TWO WEEKS TIME.
..sweery...did he dump you?undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 11:39am On Jun 06, 2013
Stegomiah: Lool @ detrailed, it is derailed Mr.cork, tot u said u're living in London, i dnt tink so, infact, i tink, u ar 4rm ajegunle
...sweeery ama lover not a fighter... quit dissin me & i will post u Peckam mAde Brazillian wig from London!

...and by the way, why did u use someone else's picture on yor picture profile?
angry
Romance › Re: Letter To The Skirt Owners by MrCork: 10:51am On Jun 06, 2013
pcaliphate: The Skirt Owners have gone Insane again
You want a good guy with a very good style
But your search is linked with a truthful lie.
You end up with a guy who trousers are seeking for help
Then in brevity, you cry of broken heart which was done by lep
Tears rolls down to the street of shame
Then you bounce back putting all the guys in the basket of blame
SOMEBODY HELP! THE SKIRTS OWNERS HAVE GONE INSANE AGAIN.

You pour disguised sands on your face
Looking like a masqurade ready to take a race
Your attitude is low even though you are not a battery
But your fake act warrants series of mockery
You are black and i know you can't afford an ice cream strawberry
Then how come you are familiar with the carton of a blackberry
OH SOMEBODY! THE SKIRTS OWNERS HAVE GONE INSANE AGAIN.

I thought you will stop, I thought it was clear
I never knew you will reduce your age by a year
Just to get married with any male that comes by your way
After series of guys approached you on that certain month of may
In brevity and absolute conclusion
You stand at a bustop waiting for a man, what an illusion!
SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY HELP! THE SKIRTS OWNERS HAVE GONE INSANE AGAIN.
..bro i dontgerrrrit..u where skirt?? undecided
Romance › Re: Operation Come Out Of The Friendzone! by MrCork: 10:48am On Jun 06, 2013
urchbarbie: Hey nairalanders! I need nudgets on how to let my crush knw am so into him! #yabbings r strictly forbidden!
..urchbarbie <<<<< HEART BREAKER!!angry
Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 10:44am On Jun 06, 2013
REALITY101: Haha you're stalking yourself and at the same time reporting yourself ? Classic cheesy
..hang on??..is yor name MOD?? why u responding to my thread...MOD,please actionize my urgent request.. cheers!! angry
Romance › Re: Every black Man's Problem With Black Women; by MrCork(op): 10:34am On Jun 06, 2013
...and then again..U call yor girl 3 times & she doesn't pick up. ..Ssend her Top up voucher with a missing Digit........ Wait & see wot happens! angry
Romance › Re: OMG! Crushing On Someone Who Z Outa Your League by MrCork: 10:31am On Jun 06, 2013
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 10:25am On Jun 06, 2013
kaboninc: Courtesy of Mr. Bully.
...waz all goin sweeet & romantic before Kabonic discovered & detrailed the thread! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork:
Stegomiah: Good thread gone bad, watching closely!
..We agree..Kabonic derailed the thread!
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:55pm On Jun 05, 2013
..Taikwando, karate & kunfu always loose out when they come up against grapplers: Wrestling, Judo, Juijitsu, Kraz Maga, etc..I never recomend them cz they only make u lok good on TV..not in real fghts..I knw this coz I trained people while I trained for my first Juijitsu 1st Dan Compitition.. I am 2nd Dan black belt right now
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:51pm On Jun 05, 2013
[quote author=Atheist:-D]It is an effective fighting style. Grappling is very common in street fights so I focus on that with specific care taken to submission moves and choke holds. I also focus on striking (punching/boxing) and of course some taekwondo and kick boxing.

I was once into mugendo... it was quite popular but now I do free style.[/quote]..true..am actually a 2nd Dan black belt in Juijitsu and as of now, I am training in krav maga (Isreali street self defence). Unlike Juijitsu, Kraz Maga is more practitical and have used it a few times when I worked as NightClub bouncers..its more practical and very effective...Google Krav Maga. Been doin it now for 8 months.The jujitsue came in handy when I was in the gang..my speacility waz Arm locks & my reaction time was fast..very fast
Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 12:44pm On Jun 05, 2013
MOD JAY BEE, SEXXXSKILLZ, OGUGUA...hi guys, u guys are the best and are great people & very nice & good people.... Could you please BAN & delete Mrs..Cork please. This person is stalkin and constantly harrrassin me..Please BAN aSAp.. Cheers guys! angry
Romance › Re: I Am In Love Wit A Mobile Policewoman by MrCork: 12:37pm On Jun 05, 2013
[quote author=Atheist:-D]That is real serious. So when you go for jabs you get... err... excited grin

You perv[/quote]...well my Kondo stands up everytime I go in for Dental injection.. My Dentist looks hot in her white outfit..cant help it! smiley
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:32pm On Jun 05, 2013
[quote author=Atheist:-D]yes... MMA (or mixed martial arts). I just train locally with some pals. I focus mostly on wrestling/grappling, striking and some taekwondo combined. I also hav a bit of kickboxing in it too.

Street fighting is a bit rough for a girl... dont you get scars and bruises?[/quote]..u into MMA??..Bro so u enjoy rollin over sweeaty men on the floor, givin them headlock, Butt lock & things?? ..u loook happy! wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:29pm On Jun 05, 2013
Sanboy25: lol, no. I'm more into street-fights... tongue
And you do you do any fighting sport ?
...Streeet fight??.. i will slap his face bak to Kenya!!! angry

..Anyways, sweeery how about that ting we discussed??..P*, hug, plus Kiss? ..We neeed to conclude!wink
Nairaland General › Re: PHCN Cable Electrocutes Girl In Edo by MrCork: 12:24pm On Jun 05, 2013
..No need to cry over the dead!! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:21pm On Jun 05, 2013
[quote author=Atheist:-D]Lol



Ouch



My thoughts exactly... but this is good stuff grin

@mr cork... there is no honour throwing punches at the dude when is unavailable. Let us await his return grin[/quote]...like 2pac returned? ...keeep watin! undecided
Romance › Re: See How This Girl Nearly Killed Herself Because Of Tattoo! by MrCork: 12:17pm On Jun 05, 2013
..Correction..my tatoo's are Gangster related coz it was terriorial back then *& we needed to make a point..I still have them but no longer active.. Tatoo on a womans Nyansh is a different case..it looks edible angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:05pm On Jun 05, 2013
Sanboy25: lol please wait for his arrival before starting the e-fight.
..he probably gone to British Embasssy to re-apply for Visa angry
Nairaland General › Re: PHCN Cable Electrocutes Girl In Edo by MrCork: 12:02pm On Jun 05, 2013
[quote author=p'scott]may her soul rest in peace[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin grin...and her statue
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:00pm On Jun 05, 2013
[quote author=Atheist:-D]Then let him recover for round 2... or are you scared tongue[/quote]...too late bro..I made sure his *2inches Kondo* disappered when he wakes up! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 11:57am On Jun 05, 2013
[quote author=Atheist:-D]Voodoo? Or JuJu? smiley

Ok dude. You seem to be very confident smiley. Sanboy and I will make judgement.



We are the judges. let us wait until 1pm, if konaninc doesnt show up we pronounce Mr cork. If he does then we see if the fight will escalate into day 2 tongue[/quote]...1pm?? ..Bro forgerrrrit.... he should be in clinic by now... ! angry
Romance › Re: I Am In Love Wit A Mobile Policewoman by MrCork: 11:51am On Jun 05, 2013
lefulefu: I dey always c her wen I pass dis particular checkpoint.ds policewoman fine no b small and na so her backyard set plus she come yellow wella.because of her I dey always pass d checkpoint.I no fit eat or sleep again because I dey think of her all d time.rigt now one mind dey telll me to toast her but I no fit gather liver.fellow members make una advice me wetin I go do make blood pressure no kill me.
...Bro truss me..I love womens in uniform....especially when female Police officers handcuff me or when lightskin nurses chooook me with injectiom... I LOOOVE IT!!! wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 11:47am On Jun 05, 2013
[quote author=Atheist:-D]Did you win the e-fight?[/quote]...hell yea... I cast vooodooo spell on him for messsin wit one of my babes!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Any Advice For This Ladywithout A Bra? by MrCork: 11:42am On Jun 05, 2013
....so whers the booobsi? angry
Nairaland General › Re: PHCN Cable Electrocutes Girl In Edo by MrCork: 11:38am On Jun 05, 2013
Godson201333: Residents of Ujabhole-Uwessan, in Esan Central Local Government Area of Edo State, were on Sunday, thrown into mourning, as an 18-year-old girl from the area was electrocuted by cables of the Power Holding Company of Nigeria.

The deceased, identified as Iyogosa Godsday, was reportedly hit by PHCN high tension wire while trying put on line, clothes she hadwashed, after a downpour the same day.

It was gathered that people ran helter-skelter when the high tension cable fell, while several household electrical appliances were destroyed.

According to an eyewitness, Adubuka Ehimen, the deceased came out after the rains and was trying to spread clothes on a line, few meters from the house, when suddenly she was hit by the huge tension wire and died.

He added that sympathisers avoided moving close, for fear of being electrocuted.

He said, “Iyogosa came out of the house after that heavy Sunday rain and was spreading her clothes on the rope in front of their house at Idumu Asse, when she was hit by the wire, immediately she fell to the ground and died.

“Though she has been buried, but as I speak with you, no PHCN official has come to the village, even after we reported the case at the Irrua station office of the establishment. Right now light has not been restored and we are in darkness.”

Assistant General Manager, Public Relations, Benin PHCN, Mr. Oyebode Fadipe pleaded for time to investigate the matter.

He said, “I don’t have any information on that, I will call to find to find out the situation.”



source http://www.punchng.com/metro/girl-18-electrocuted-by-phcn-cable-in-edo/
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.. did she loook like statue?grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 11:35am On Jun 05, 2013
...Sandboy....Sweery, la pela ja ma pell punnny & extra kiss for Mr Cork & Sandboy lapale only 1 round de my place et less dan 20 second moi de hooorny?? wink

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