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[quote author=Jerry-jat]Girls do crazy things oooooooooooo,

But this one is wield...

I heard she's been crying of pains...

God Help Us....[/quote]...but why have i looked at this picture 180 times?? ..its sweeet loookin though!

SERENA WILLLAMS!!! ...but why does ther pant show every-time they serve and why do they scream when they hit the ball?? ..is it normal and morally acceptable or are they intessionaly tryin to distract men from focussin?..Please advise

kaboninc: Now you're not a fighter...but a guerrilla! Shit ass!

See bro, this is a competition. We compete for the girls and you're just like every other contestant. So no colobi any babe for here.

...Bro yor swaaga is lame and Sandboy is about to go to bed..My advise? ...Get a boook called: Chat up lines made eassy (by Henry M kilongo)..it will help u!

kaboninc: Are you a learner?

....bro..serrrriously..u need to quit this yor 1962 chat up lines....how can u tell a babe:..Are u a learner?....Oh lord hav mercy!!

kaboninc: And what happens to ship? Do you know how adventurous it'll be? And if the babe happens to be an adventurous type hope you know the implications. But how did you get there...say you're really in London? Broom stick or air cargo?

..Anyways..Forget London..bro I like u..I will advise u to save yor money for focus on Mosskito nets..... they should come in handy (no oofeinse)

kaboninc: You can keep it. I bet its the stipend you got for washing plates.

...lol@ washin plates.....heard it all before.. this is exactly what they say when they cannot get Visa to the UK..after several attempts...its sad though

kaboninc: Ah kill you!!!!!!
Its a game bro. Don't attack me again na. If you've got skills, then come to the ring. Life itself is a game!

..Bro now tryin to act Gangster....Anyways..be nice to me and i will post u £2 cash to buy a new shirt! (no oofeinse)

kaboninc: You see, when a sane man chases an insane man, what will the people say about the sane man? That's my predicament now. Just take your annoying shit face and GET LOST! Damn!!!!

So irritating.

By the way house I've got something new. Coming up somewhere in London. But pls cocky boy, you're not invited.

...oh really!! ...and how do u expect to get to London?? ..by ship??..tryin to impress the babe wit London?..eddddiot boy!

kaboninc: Its not a toy! He is THE TOY!!

..bro..serrriously..am in the United Kingdom, London....U in Nigeria..somewher.. How do u expect to trip this babe and wher the hell do u expect to get money from?? ..arm robbery? (no oofeinse)

kaboninc: Yeah..just as the find you a boring stalker? Let me advice you....just deactivate your account. It'll do nairaland a whole lot of good

...and this is the best u can come up wit??...anyways Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted ..cheers!

kaboninc: Are you scared of suffering....in the hands of the one you love?

....Bro no oofeince but hav u actually noticed than Nairaland females find u borin?? ..serrriously?? ...juss tryn to help!

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Rumor eh.... hmmm..... experience is the best teacher. I bet you have some serious experience



Only 2? I thought she had more. With that size she can fit up to 8 on each bum cheek [/quote]..nah bro!! ..Rokiatu is a nice babe and a wifey material. .. we juss friends

Stegomiah: Differences between true love and fake love

1) True Love is always open and honest, even when upset, BUT fake love plays games, hides their feelings and tries to manipulate the emotions of others to gain the upper hand.

2) True Love is self-sacrificin­g BUT fake love only wants what it wants especially free sex, money and vanities

3) True Love gives from the heart BUT fake love gives because it wants something in return. Hidden motives.

4) True Love forgives easily and unconditionally­ BUT fake love seeks endless bitter hurtful vengeance

5) True Love appreciates you for who you are BUT fake love tries to change you into their perfect ideal, even with threats of break up.

6) True Love is about romantic intimacy BUT fake love is just sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex and more sex

7) True Love tries to resolve conflict very fast with admittance of wrong doing BUT fake love tries to prove it is right AND WILL NEVER SAY I am sorry OR PLEASE FORGIVE ME

8. True Love lets go of hurts BUT fake love harbours resentment, bitterness, gossips, unforgiveness and strife.

9) True Love gives you the freedom BUT fake love is controlling, policing, manipulative and accusative.

10) True Love listens BUT fake love only talks and will be angry if you don't believe the fake promises.

...OK ..u win..I love you!

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Are you talking from experience? Is yours bigger

Mr cork has a 17.. ... then again, how do you know, are you talking from experience [/quote]rokiatu(f


...Bro watch out..Rokiatu has a serrrious Nyansh wit only 2 tatoo's...she one ofthe hottest females on Nairaland..truss me!

Stegomiah: Au u doing, Mr? Did not see ur pms?

.....kaboninc..errmm Bro..I tink she tryn to tell u to GET LOST in the nicest way!

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Do you want one? IF you aint got booty like that then maybe its a no go



Edible? It could swallow anyone whole [/quote].. not sure why u people ther in Nigeria are confused about Tatooo? ..it is not Juju..its a form of fashion statement & i hav 8 on my body

[quote author=Atheist:-D]It is the Nyansh that is causing the turmoil [/quote]..its nice mennnnnn...it makes it looook more edible!

...Not sure wot the big deal is..I have 8 tatoos so far on my body inludin 3 on my back & one on my neck... U people never seen Tatoo there in Nigeria?

[quote author=favoured-seed]1.A woman is such a school you will never graduate from.

2.A woman is not like "detol advert".If you don't take care of her,others will.

3.Your weDding certificate with her is not "drivers licence",its just a "learners permit".

4.It takes time for a woman to trust a man,its hard to change when she does,but if you mess it up.you might just forget it.

5.She can be a bitter pill and a very sweet angel,it all lies in your approach.

6.A woman hardly forget things,she remembers hurts more,avoid making her hurt.

7.A woman can be highly secretive,most times,when they prove hard to men,they go to their closet and friends to cry!

8.All women love to be begged!They love it more than they love men often.

9.When a woman is angry,over half of what she says-she doesn't mean them.

10.The most difficult time for a woman is when she is away from the man she loves.
Pls add yours.[/quote]..White women!

Obassy: Out of everything wey dey there, na only yansh u see........... God forgive u

...sweeery..it loooks like apple!

..kaiiiii.. seee nyansh!!!

..bro how old are u?

happyjuliet: Hi nairaland, i need an advice on this matter that has been bothering me. i met this guy just last 3 weeks, we started seeing each other just last week he started asking me for sex.
my question here is did u think it is proper 4 him 2 have is way, or it is too early for that.
please no insults, mutual advice only.

....huh?...3 weeks and he an hit it yet?? ..in 2013?? ...happyjuliet, why are u wicked!!

[quote author=big-t]Some say that things just “get to us” more than they get to men. That we over analyze things. That we let things affect our day (or
our lives) more than men do. But, don’t be fooled: men have their weak spots too. Their Achilles heel. And, if you say any of these
things they’ll be thinking about it for a while. Communication in a relationship is very important as I’m sure you already know, so be careful how you come at him
with the following:

Séx doesn’t really do it for me
For some women, this is true. They don’t get off during intercourse. But if you say that to
a man, he will be thinking, “Is she waiting for me to be done?” when you are having
séx. So much so that it will be hard for him to even enjoy himself. He will also feel that
doing other stuff to you is more of a task than a pleasure. If your relations in bed aren’t really spicing you up and you want to
do something about it, find a sensitive way of telling him what DOES work for you,
without giving him the idea that he’s just the worst lover ever, will probably be accepted a lot better than faking it so obviously.

You’re not meeting your potential
If in any way you insinuate that your boyfriend could have a better job, be a
better person, is slacking off, or that you’re
less than impressed by his career—that will
crush him. It will make him feel like less than
a man. It’s one thing to want him to be
happy and encourage him to pursue his
passions. It’s another to make snide
remarks about how he should be doing
better, especially if it’s more about making
you happy than him.

“He can’t do that because we’re going
to…”
If a friend asks your boyfriend to go to a
game with him, a bar with him, on a trip
with him—anything—and you jump in,
maybe put your hand protectively on your
boyfriend’s shoulder and say “He can’t,
we’re going to my parents’ home that
weekend,” or “we’re couch shopping that
weekend,” I’m pretty sure you’re going to
embarrass him. He isn’t necessarily
embarrassed to do those things with you,
but he is embarrassed that you answer for
him because that makes him look whipped
(whippity-whip whipped!). It makes it look
like you made him do those things, rather
than he chose to, and that you can and do
speak for him.
I’m just going to get ____to help me with
this
Car problems, kitchen sink problems, even
emotional problems—we usually turn too
our men about all that. But if your boyfriend
offers to help you and you say you’re just
going to get someone else to take care of it,
you make him feel like he is incapable of
taking care of you. Listen to his advice. Take
his help. Even if you know you’ll need
further assistance, don’t tell him that from
the start. Let him feel like you need him a
little from time to time.
So and so is SUCH a good guy
Maybe you really do admire your best
friend’s boyfriend. He does super sweet
things for her.Maybe he does a lot of
volunteer work or takes care of his sick
mother. Or maybe he just takes her out a lot
and buys her things often. Whatever it may
be, don’t go ga-ga about that in front of
your boyfriend. Maybe you don’t mean to
compare them, but your man will feel like
you’re trying to compare him to another
man.
Wearing gifts from an ex
This isn’t something you say, rather, you do
it of course. But it makes NO sense to a
current boyfriend why you would wear or
have gifts from an ex. Maybe you keep some
gifts from an ex who you’re still on good
terms with and were very meaningful to
you, but, don’t sport the designer bag or
bracelet an ex got you. That says to your
boyfriend that you felt the ex was better at
taking care of you—and making you feel
special—than he is. Same goes for any old
sweaters of his that you used to sleep in. Get
some real pajamas!
You’ve gained weight
Women think men don’t care about these
things. They think men don’t give a Shyte if
they’ve put on weight. Nuh-uh. Men want
you to find them attractive just like you want
them to find you attractive! They don’t think
it’s very manly to be openly upset about
weight gain, but if you bring it up, they will
be inwardly upset or worried about it. How
about encouraging him to work out with
you? Find fun ways to get fit together,
ladies! But don’t poke his belly one day,
giggle, mention that “You got big,” and
make the joke that, “Somebody’s eating for
two!” Don’t be that way. [/quote]
..bro u juss wrote 700 things instead of 7 thngs

pc guru: sometimes i wonder how you manage to do it, do you logout as 190 then log in as Mr. Cork or use two browsers separately.

....huh??..bro are u ok?...190 used to me my number enemy before someone else took over (my new publick enemy nos 1)..I assure u we not the same person..truss me!

Candyness:

..wazzzz funnny?

GoodSamaritan: AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL THE LADIES IN THE HOUSE

1. When you are busy bragging about dating a Doctor,girls your age are busy enrolling to become Doctors..

2. When you are busy bragging that you were driving your boyfriend's car,girls your age are busy looking for the best dealer in town to buy a car with their own cash...

3. When you are busy bragging about the corner office of your boyfriend,girls your age are busy developing business plans to start their own business..

NB: Your boyfriend's money is never your own,Success is not sexually transmitted nor is wisdom & qualifications. . Stand up & work for/have your own things

....did she leave u?

suxxman: Ah waz jst wondering, iz der any hope for short guyz like me? Contributions plz.

...Ladders or wearin high hills are safer options.