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Romance › Re: Any Hope For Short Guyz? by MrCork: 5:03pm On Jun 04, 2013
suxxman: Ah waz jst wondering, iz der any hope for short guyz like me? Contributions plz.
... ...bro are u more than 3 feet high? angry
Romance › Re: My Ex-boyfriend Want Me Back After Cursing Me by MrCork: 5:02pm On Jun 04, 2013
orjifavour: HELLO FRIENDS

pls i need your help, i meet this guy last year on 2go when i was still in school in the east but i stay in lagos. he also stayed in lagos too. i promised to see him when i come back to lagos which i did, all the while he talked about marriage which i do smile about it. he is 27 and am 24.i was really ready to continue with him but when i visited him what i saw was diferent from what he said, he lied about so may things and besides his financial status was low for him to think of marriage. so i walked out on the relationship and told him to plan his life well. then the problem started, he called me names,insulted me, he said i have seen a better man which is a lie coz am still single. he said i will not be happy with my new man. i still love him thou but i cant go back to him coz of wat he said. pls NL WAT DO I DO COZ HE STILL WANT ME BACK.
....so u cheated on him and ran away...and now u want him bak?... ..are u dak skin? angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:44pm On Jun 03, 2013
Sanboy25: Hahaha OK, so now you like male who dresses like females -> DragQueens
What do you think about she/males ? grin tongue
:

...wot in the name of Mr Cork are u one about??...Am a London based Playa Gangster & a Gentleman...U shuld be askin Mynd_44 about she/males..not me! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:29pm On Jun 03, 2013
Sanboy25: A few days ago you were saying:

And now you're bi ? You aren't constant like person... undecided
..Corrrection:

50cent is MALE rapper from the USA
50sent is a female ballet dancer from Togo.

...I was refereing to 50sent(female ballet dancer from TOGO)
angry
Romance › Re: The Most Romantic Gift You Have Ever Received?... by MrCork: 8:17pm On Jun 03, 2013
..Iron! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:12pm On Jun 03, 2013
Sanboy25: Yeah I'm a man... cool
You mad ? Hahaha grin tongue
...preety man??.. anyways, who cares, i will do u anyday even if u dress like 50sent! smiley
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:06pm On Jun 03, 2013
Sanboy25: Lol, that sounds childish...
....hmmm, sweeery are u sure yor real name is not John??... are u a man? ..serrriously? angry
Romance › Re: Can You Fight For Your Girlfriend Because You Love Her? by MrCork: 8:04pm On Jun 03, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Now this is funny.....classic reply[/quote]...Mindi...bro am a lover not a fighter ..but do u no I can beat u up becoz of a babe?...I will probably use belt! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:00pm On Jun 03, 2013
kaboninc: I think you better look for your 'warapka' infected partner somewhere dancing at the market square.
...Bro i like u & i mean this in the nicest way:..u cant handle a babe like Sandboy..she has class & she's not on yor level (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 7:51pm On Jun 03, 2013
Sanboy25: huh huh angry
...so we goooona do it??...is that a yes??tongue
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 7:46pm On Jun 03, 2013
Sanboy25: Didn't you fire me, Stegomiah is not enough for you ? angry
...nah!! ..i neva said..wot i meant waz u loook like Beyansi and Stegomiah looook like Lil wayne! undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 7:40pm On Jun 03, 2013
Sanboy25: I give up...
What I understand is something that I don't want to hear... undecided
Speak only English...
...ok babes... la punnny et Mr Cork & Sandraboy soonest le one round only? wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 7:38pm On Jun 03, 2013
kaboninc: Sent you a pm and awaiting your response. Still not convinced about the 'boy' tag
...baccck off from my woman..u Gay bus Conductor!! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 6:22pm On Jun 03, 2013
Sanboy25: I didn't understand all of it, but I hope that I have the wrong picture of what you're trying to tell me. angry
...aiiight.. vu la pella Mr Cork la punny wit Madamazelle Sandboy qui celebrate new friendship la le only 2 or 3 round lapiju only punny for nice guy?? wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 5:56pm On Jun 03, 2013
Sanboy25.. :.. Je qui Mr Cork et punnnny wit Sandboy liek today or tommorow et friends madamozelle Sandboy et one or 2 round moi happy?? smiley
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 5:00pm On Jun 03, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]which air freshener did u use?[/quote]...ermm sweeery...if u tryin to toast me...forrgerrrrit. ..it ant gonnna walk!! angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 4:35pm On Jun 03, 2013
...U call yor girl 3 times & she doesn't pick up. ..Ssend her Top up voucher with a missing Digit........ Wait & see wot happens!... undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Fight For Your Girlfriend Because You Love Her? by MrCork: 3:30pm On Jun 03, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Anytime[/quote]angry
Romance › Re: In A Dilemma! by MrCork: 2:27pm On Jun 03, 2013
ngaz: From a male 'INFORMATION NIGERIA' reader:

My younger sister has been living with me since I became independent and moved to Lagos to start a new life. That was eight years ago. I got married three years ago and my wife moved in with us and since then I have known no peace. They are constantly quarreling, making accusations, and have even exchanged blows a few times.
My wife packed out of the house in April with our two small children and said she would not return until my sister leaves the house. I can't send my sister packing because I am the only relative she has in Lagos and she just finished her university education and looking for a job. Asking her to leave means asking her to go back to Owerri where our parents stay and that's not what she wants at this time. I can't afford to get her her own place but I want my wife to return home. What do I do?
...bro is yor wife black? ..send her PARKING & loook for another babe.. Black women r usually stress (no oofeinse)!!! angry
Romance › Re: Can You Fight For Your Girlfriend Because You Love Her? by MrCork: 2:21pm On Jun 03, 2013
...well I love fat women fightin & stripin..ripppin off thier cloths..while sittin, watchin and choppin pop corn..its fun! angry
Romance › Re: Chat Room In Nairaland by MrCork: 2:15pm On Jun 03, 2013
...OP..r u light skin? angry
Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj Performs On Stage Without Panties by MrCork: 8:24am On Jun 03, 2013
...kaiiii ..seee pant! tongue
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 6:18pm On Jun 02, 2013
[quote author=Atheist:-D]I live in London wink[/quote]....ermm which London?? ..since when?? ..u tink u can juss claim London? angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork:
Stegomiah: Loooolesssst..... Wat he's trying 2 say is dat you shuld leave d thread, nd sanboy alone. He's d jealous type, dnt flirt wit his babe
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..sweeeery ..no guy muss talk to you, Sandraboy or Adaobi from 32/June/2013... I dont share my women wit NOBODY!!! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 5:38pm On Jun 02, 2013
firetrap: You'd have to try extremely hard if u want to push my buttons
...i respect u...nice one! wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 5:34pm On Jun 02, 2013
Sanboy25:
I heard somebody say that Peckham was the worst ghetto of London, is it true ?? huh
..pLEASE tell that person to get his brain re-examine by a local witch doctor... Peckham is the sexxxeist multi-cultural area in London..very rich culture and is an comin tourist atttraction!! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 5:30pm On Jun 02, 2013
firetrap: To each his own
..bro, u the cooolest dude ever.. dont u ever get angry? undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 5:24pm On Jun 02, 2013
firetrap: Is London the end of the world. Anyways no I haven't
..well its 100 times better than Nigeria...even Peckham undecided

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