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Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 5:15pm On Jun 02, 2013

firetrap: Most people outside Nigeria just love to hate us. Nigerians are very welcoming people and. 99.9 percent of the people are honest to God and just to live have the basics of life

..hate Nigeria? ..u have mossskito & u dont have electricity so why muss we hate Nigera?.. whot is ther to hate? (no ofeinse)

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 5:14pm On Jun 02, 2013

firetrap: I was born and bred in festac town Lagos and stifling is not the word. Lagos means different things to different people. And I can say that if you don't experience lagos, you've never truly lived

...so u nevr been to London/abroad? undecided

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 4:23pm On Jun 02, 2013

..anyways, am off to swim at my back garden (indoor heated swimmmin poool) and will be playin Golf wit my rich iTalian neigbours from iTaly...laters... ADDDIOS!! angry

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 4:19pm On Jun 02, 2013

No, lovely Adaobi has already propose me her help...
And I have a place to sleep... [/font] [/size] [/quote] angry

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 4:11pm On Jun 02, 2013

...Sandboy...sweeery..so will u be stayin with me when u come down to London next month?...I want to show u around London Peckham...by the way I hav only one matress...s we may hav to share bed wink

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 4:04pm On Jun 02, 2013

Stegomiah: Mr.cork dnt bring me into dis, afterall she opened dis thread cos of u, nd am not even competing, dnt like 2 go public, hardly comment on posts hia, aldo i do lyk 2 create interesting threads, 2dae shuld be d highest no of posts i made in a day. Av neva bin banned since i joined Nland, but if i get banned cos of dis thread it's ok cos u guyz made me laff, nd d fortunate ones who gets to know d real ♍Ƹ̴, lool,btw wu tld u am a woman, 4 ur info i b hermaphrodite.. Lool

...Sweeery.. but Sandboy juss said u were very ugly & that u & Preety MOD Oguaga can nevr win Miss Nairaland....i swaaar she said it...SLAP HER FACE!! angry

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 4:01pm On Jun 02, 2013

Sanboy25:
No...

Sandboy <<<<< Lesssssbian! angry

Romance › Re: The Miss Nairaland June 2013. (Campaign Thread) by MrCork: 3:59pm On Jun 02, 2013

..MOD..please can we have Nairaland's first female thong wearin competion & I be one of the judges?...its juss a question & no need to ban.

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Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:56pm On Jun 02, 2013

Sanboy25:
Argh, that's not what I meant, you said that I didn't had to bother if she was in the compet'...
Anyway I told you that I'm still in the compet' for the fun, I don't care if I lose...
I already have what I wanted

Me!!

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:52pm On Jun 02, 2013

Sanboy25:
She is not in the competition to me... so it's okay.

....huh??... are u telllin me u r preeetier than MOD Ogugua or Adaobi or Stegomiah? undecided

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:47pm On Jun 02, 2013

Sanboy25:
Oh yes guys, I forgot to announce it,
but I'm be competing in the miss NL contest,
If you appreciate me, I'd like to have your votes...
There a lots of pretty ladies contesting, I don't think that I'll win or that I'll get very far anyway...
To me this contest is not a life-or-death situation so the outcome doesn't really matter...
But if I have to play the game, I have to do it until the end, right?

...ermmmm Sweeeery, slow down... if u see MOD Ogugua <<<< truest beauty ever....truss me... u will not botha.
..She makes every female looook ugly!! (no ooofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:44pm On Jun 02, 2013

[quote author=Atheist:-D]How can I be 17 yrs in 2015 bruv? I am preparing for a life with my future wife. Do I sound 17 to you?[/quote]..Sound?? ..Bro can i here yor voice?... do u hav Radio? undecided

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:41pm On Jun 02, 2013

..President of Nigeria with Milk teeth?? ...OK..I GIVE UP! lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:39pm On Jun 02, 2013

[quote author=Atheist:-D] wink

I intend to marry my delicious in 2016... once I become president of course grin

[/quote]...Bro am confused....so u will be 17yrs old by 2016?....17yrs old prisident of Nigeria? undecided

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:36pm On Jun 02, 2013

spikes C: No sweety...i was never gonna do such

...ermm Bro...I didnt giv u permisssion to move on my SandraBoy yet..ok.. CALMDOWM!!..am still tryin to settlin in on the new chick! angry

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:28pm On Jun 02, 2013

Stegomiah...sweeery did i mention am from London Peckam & I drive a 2010 Range Rover Sports??....anyways, its not really important! wink

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:23pm On Jun 02, 2013

spikes C:

Call me Spikes, Mr. Spikes

whats ur own name sweety

..errmm Bro...dont make me pure Kerrrosine on yor head....I say, BACCCK OFF FROM MY WOMAN! angry

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:21pm On Jun 02, 2013

kaboninc: He just fired you na!

...bro u see how they fail exams?? ..u fire them & they still come bak and ask question! angry

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:19pm On Jun 02, 2013

spikes C: Not fair, what is ur complexion?

fuchsia is ok, it's still a bit the same color

Do i get a picture

..HEY!!! HEY!! HEY!!! ....Bacccck off from my woman...u dis Mountain Gorrrila! (no oofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:16pm On Jun 02, 2013

Stegomiah: Check ma profile,

....Gadddeemm!!!! Gadeeem!!! .....wot in the name of Mr Cork did I juss loook at?? ..Gaddddddeeem!!! tongue

...errrmm SANDBOY..YOU ARE FIRED!! ...HISTORY....PARK YOR LOAD AND GERRRRROUT & KEEP GOIN!!!!! angry

.......Stegomiah.. .. WILL U MARRRRY ME 3 TIMES?? tongue

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:04pm On Jun 02, 2013

Sanboy25:
Wow, this can be the plot for a Nollywood movie.
Hum ok, I didn't know there was a big story like that...
Now I kind of understand...hum thanks for the revelation.

...OK..sweeeriously...am writtin a project on womens studies at Uni & deadline is Monday & i need coz I need yor assiatance...do u where thong by any chance? .. colours?? undecided

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 2:56pm On Jun 02, 2013

Stegomiah: guess mr.cork is gud peson for real... Lool

...I tink i love this babe wink

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 2:19pm On Jun 02, 2013

...and may i remind u that its not easy for London based Peckham Playa's to settle down & hav kids undecided

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 2:15pm On Jun 02, 2013

Sanboy25:
You guys see now what I'm talking about ?
Hell will freeze before I fall for him.

..SandraBoy...sweet hat..u look like a man wearin wig... but still, u shuld be happy i juss came bak from church coz Pastor told me to find a woman & settle down...serrriuosly! angry

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 2:02pm On Jun 02, 2013

Sanboy25:
Who is that ? Can't be me because I'm not halfcast !
Here he comes again...
And you guys think that I'll fall for THAT!!
Come on..

..Typicalblack woman.

..u give them compliment..they cuss u
..u say hello..they cuss u
...u say goodbye..they cuss u
..u say thank u..they cuss u
..u say they related to Beyansi..they cuss u
..u say thye look like halfcast..they cuss u.

....WE GIVE UP ON WOMEN!! angry

Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 1:47pm On Jun 02, 2013

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]why did u approach someone who didn't look normal angry

[/quote]..well she loooked normal from far....she had big boobsi angry

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Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:44pm On Jun 02, 2013*

kaboninc: Have you wondered how 'he' writes? Ask Ishilove when you see her. Infact she's head over heels but it appears he doesn't like her the way he does for you but I sense something fishy.

...errrm Bro..SandraBoy is halfcast tongue

..isala is dark skin! angry

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:49pm On Jun 02, 2013

[quote author=Atheist:-D]She will fall for him... big time grin

. There is a thin line between love and hate tongue

. He ignited a passion in her no one has seen before cheesy

[/quote]..Atheist <<<<< Best Man wink

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:34pm On Jun 02, 2013

adaobi123: lol how should i help ?

..Mummmmy..i didnt do anythin! undecided

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:29pm On Jun 02, 2013

..Mr Cork <<<<<<< Born Again Chrisstian!! cry

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