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SLIDE waxie: u want to give birth to more boko harams abi? Boko united |
kelly koko: What to share this story as it relates to the startling revelation my supposed girlfriend relayed to me today. The reason that i decide to spill it out in the open is predicamented on the need to solicite your advice on this rather unfortunate development. Have this girlfriend, who happen to be a final year student in School of Nursing. Who've been dating for five months nw. She called me today and i could deduced from her voice that she was distressed and troubled. I immediatly enquired what could be making her unease and she at first was recalcitrant to let the cat from the ba g. But my unwavering persistence and probing disposition couple with assurances of treating whatever she is going to unearth with maturity now paid off. She revealed to me that she was two months pregnant for another man and apologized for having betrayed the trust i reposed in her. ShE is now making attempt to terminate the pregnancy. It is worthy to emphasize that i have only had sex with her on one occasion in April during which i wore a condom. Furthermore, am having cause to believe that the reason she called me was to quage my temperament and also to seek for financial assistance from me. She is plEading for forgiveness on the ground that she made a mistake ab nitio to have cheated on me. Is it not reprehensible for she to be asking for forgiveness?...BRO, if she's dak skin & if she Nigerian....SEND HE PARKIN!!! (TRUSS ME) ![]() |
...Ok, I will not mention that bein the ladies man, One MOD boy banned me 80 times simply becoz I keep toastin a babe...who is now a deputy MOD... ...errmm MOD, I didnt mention any names & didnt tell them nothin,, so no need to dont ban me again! ![]() |
Popowaa: I have a friend who of recent says she suspect her baby boy is gay.She says he is very close to this whiteman who is his only male friend and his female friends calls him a he bitch.He's caring and all that but she says she has this strong urge her baby is gay.Pls nl are there any signs that show ur bf is gay?shd she stay or walk out?...so wot of he gay?...BLACK WOMEN!! ![]() |
Omavik: Some Ladies date guys eida cos he is loaded or cos he has got a name...Some guys also date grls cos she is janded(i.e. she is endowed) nd nt because of lov..me dont rili tink its neccessary cos its more lyk dcivin d person nd dats prity bad....wat do ya tink??...well i dont love any of the babes i date on Nairaland...yes its posible ![]() |
segzyndpep: I got someone who got everything i need in a woman and she love me..but she uses glasses without the glasses she cant see..and that hurts me so very much..please advice..is it advisable for me to go on or call it a quit...bro dont quit... u can buy eye drop. ![]() |
Uclloyd28: 80% Of NL (Romance Section) Ladies Are here for easy or better still fast lay! I was opportuned to write 60% of them and meet 15% of them...and believe you me, they 15% I meet, gracefully gave me their punnany, 10% of them on our 1st meet. The 60% I wrote were ready to get down, just that distance somehow became a barrier. I know am so smooth when it comes to getting a lady, as long as you give me your ears, I will definitely deep in. Buh even at that!...do they ignore u? ![]() |
..Light skin Ladies or half cast babes or white females.. Am new to Nairalans...please Holla at yor boy....cheers!!! ![]() |
Ballotelle: Pls ther is a grl i lv and she also has felings 4 me bt unfortunatly we r of dif religin she isnt ready to chang so am i nt.bt am gvin her optios bt she isnt even gvin me.i nw said either she acept our datin or no normal friendship.IS DAT A HARD RESOLUTION FRM MY PART?....which part?? ....Bro have u hit it? ![]() |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima] [/quote]...Mrs Chima...my favourite ex enemy...... darlin How r u? ![]() |
danjaydotcom: Ok nairalanders have always been wondering if nigerians abroad date or married a white ladies under the intention of marriage fraud that is permanent residency? Is there anybody on here that actually got married to a white lady because he likes their personalities. Unlike me I love them whities for whom they are actually...MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER...HELLO SIR!!!....bro i date only white babes and they 10000% berrrra...They feed u wit balance diet and they dont make u age quick!. .i can hoook u up! ![]() |
sigmond: my aim is to marry a virgin girl, right now a girl who is not a virgin has stolen my heart, is it adviceable to go ahead and marry her or marrying a second hand woman will bring me problems in the future, matured comments only pls...well,me i like tight punnny..:YES!! ![]() |
JohnnyPalmer: Nice post by d op, and i admire d op's posts so much, dia ar few ladies i do admire dia post and topics on NL, 4rm ogugua to greatgod (may God bless us all), caracta to berem to slimyem d op included,...tryin to impress the females ![]() |
..The winner gets 3 dates wit me at a celebrity London's finest resturant called:..pisssa hut!! ![]() |
Stegomiah: Xcuse ♍Ƹ̴, do i know you?...well.. u use to chase me... remember? ![]() |
Stegomiah: Lool, dnt tink you understand d post...whers the picture? |
Stegomiah: Guilty conscience!.....sweeery put up yor picture again..i neeed to check sumtin! ![]() |
....haters need to *QUIT HATIN* coz am hittin it first....pirrrriod!! ![]() |
kaboninc: Already watching but learning....you have a long way to go!...Bro..Hope u learning from my Lyrics...by the time am thru..u will quit chasin house maids & village girls & yor level will develop!! ..truss me! ![]() |
..Sandboy... Do you have a map? ..Because I keep gettin lost loookin at yor eyes. ![]() |
Sanboy25: Stegomiah and Mrs.Cork your wife, I came across her a while ago on NL......huh...those 2 ugly mofos?? ...HELLL NOOOOO!!! ![]() |
kaboninc: This guy called Atheist is something else and I don't trust him not even with my cabin biscuits!..ermmBro..watch & learn from my lyrics...I will help u & u will learn sumtin new! ![]() |
Sanboy25: Why don't you invite your new girl or your WIFE ?...which one?.. sweeery u the only Sugar in my Milk... serrriously! ![]() |
Sanboy25...sweeery when u comin to London so we can romance at my fav resturant: McDonalds...and then take a troll under the moonlight, lookin up the sky & countin the stars? ![]() |
kaboninc: Like seriously you have no interesting chat lines. Pls come to LaGos and I'll teach you how to scope a lady...Lagos??...wher u people hav Mosskitos as large as Butterflys & recieve electricty once month?? ...NO THANKS!! ..London Peckham all the way!! ![]() |
...well I hate to booast but i drive a 2010 Range Rover Sports with alloys wills and I am comfortable...will trade it in next month for a Bentley though ![]() |
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