₦airaland Forum

Where's the man riding the bike? Cos all I can see is two baboon on a bike.

kestolove95:
u riding his what, dix girl bad o

She dey learn for were you dey na.
9inch no too small for you?

JOKLEVIZ:
Have read a lot about this kind of stuffs here on nairaland and other site but today I had an experience of it.

I went out at about 5:30pm to get some drugs from my sister, she ws with a headache getting to GTbank junction, if you live in lokoja you should know there is popularly called fen junction. I met a man that approach me, he has this french asset and claims he is frm togo, he is lost hear in lokoja since two days ago he has been looking for his business partner tht owns a plaza call destiny plaza main while I have never heard of such plaza in lokoja.

their was a man in front of me going I never knew they were together but they pretend like they haven't met before saying we should help locate the woman.

I ask him why not called her, he said a lady in a hotel took him in and drug him and she went away with his BB phones and his $2000. He said he brought goods english gold BB phones,laptops that he MUST sell dem before going back to his ship @apapa lagos. The other guy now said he should take us to see the goods to confirm.. Was even pleading that we should not cheat him or kill him after we went to the reverend sister house, he kept it that she has gone to parish I said ok... He gave the other guy a paper he said his father gave to dangote, goodluck and buhari in exchange for oil that we should pour water and the color will change, mind you the paper was brown before I could buy water and return the guy folded it in his arm but I could see red between his fingers, after pouring water he open his hand and it was #500 remember #500 has a lot of red and I saw it they think am stupid, the so called togo man said he has 1milion copies of the paper that we should buy the chemical(all purpose mercury oxide) that #220,000 with our money since a gal stole all he has.. I told them am a student even 1k I can't give dem.

The other said he will buy it... Ma fellow nairalanders pls which atm can give you #220000 in a day... He finally brought it and said the hospital said is very conc we need to dilute it and can only be done by a mortuary attendant for free.
We all went to meet d so called attendant on d road opposite ocean bank he started sayin all manner of lies.. For only mixing this he went to forest fr 21days fasting, I refuse to enter the car, the Togo sat in front and other guy bhind I later join him I refuse to shot the door, they try all they culd to make me shot d door but I refuse.. They nw said let's pray I refuse to close ma eyes they beg me I stll refuse den he strted givin prophecies I just laugh after I arrive @my conclusion tht dy are ritualist i told them this" if u finish go and mixed dis tin and give dis man money to back to togo to his father and slam the door" this was d number I collect from them. 08097557997. 08094065945 if your family are in lokoja warn to be careful especially foreigners tht claim to be lost in nigeria.

I encountered something like this at onisha sometime 2010 but wasn't foolish enough to follow them nor even allow him to finish talking

kay29000:
I was just watching Reminisce's 'Local Rappers' video yesterday, and was thinking of how far Nigerian rappers have come in the last couple of years. Things are now looking good for Naija rappers, and they don't have to sound foreign to be accepted.












I decided to put a list together, naming who I consider the TOP 5 HOTTEST rappers in Nigeria right now. Yup! Here goes.




5. Ice Prince

4. M.I

3. Phyno

2. Reminisce

1. Olamide







What do you think? You disagree with any placement? As I always say when I put lists like this up; this is the HOTTEST rappers in the game list, and not the most lyrical rappers in the game list. I believe these 5 guys I have mentioned are the hottest in the game right now, in 2015. Ice Prince has had a long stretch for the past 4 years, but I think they slowed things down at Choc City for him, so that his label mate, M.I can get some shine too with his latest album. Olamide and Phyno have been killing shit consistently for years now, but in the last couple of months, Reminisce has been bringing that fire. I would put him at number one, but Olamide's work ethic is just insane.


http://www.kaysrapzone.com/2015/07/top-5-hottest-nigerian-rappers-right.html

Op when last you buy album?

alaoeri:
Haaaa
You never hear of Shiga & King Kong? If yes you ain't a fan of rap music.

Op is dumb don't mind him

Can you imagine the state of this country of ours?

Very simple.
Op is broke and poor.

This is a clear reason why ogogoro was banned

koice:
Sony Z2 and Z3 respond to the HB pencil, while all Samsung note series respond to the S pen. Chinese phones are known to respond to fabrics like clothes and nylon.

Guy you can lie oh........
I'm currently using Z3.

adellam16:
yes darling! I'm even after 2! 3 on d way! But if u c me I look like under 20

Same here.
Hmmmm I still have hope

Cutehector:
B should go first, den c den a

You drive?

Hmmmmmm

Real warri chic

shedrack222:
Wow I finally made it, this is a lesson to everyone , Neva give up, one day u will get here, FTC,

I dedicate this page to my love blessing

Why did you gain now?

The man is just too dry for him to even own a #1000

All these were done by Gej. Buhari has no started his own. Just claiming someone's glory.

Nice tribal mark. But where is the picture?

It is completely finish

Precious91:
UkuwaleWeed

Nothing like that in delta state. Biko, it is Kwale

Kenneth205:
According to a reader who sent this in, a middle aged man was today Crushed to death by a trailer at high Jeep, sapele road, Benin city.. SEE Photo below: Veiwers Discretion Advised.

http://talkloa.ded.net/man-crushed-to-death-this-afternoon-in-benin-city-viewers-discretion-advised.html#sthash.YBP1w98A.dpuf

It is Agip and not high jeep.

Op at what time? Cos I live at Agip and i didn't see this and I the traffic there today was normal like every other day.

Don't know what you guys are talking about.

adellam16:
I no get power to marry second husband. I'm ok with d one I have

Oh!
She's been taken.........

Op you just succeeded in using your real wife as a gift to your friend.
In fact, this isn't the real story.
What really happened? @op
She dumped you for a real dude who's ready to settle down abi?
Just say the truth and put the devil to shame.
I know it's kinda hard to accept, please take things easy and try to work hard so you should be able to put more money in the bank should in case of next time.



Broke dude acting smart.

adellam16:
R u my spirit husband because I don't remember marrying you in dis physical world o

Husband to be.

Me no be spirit na

chinolization:
Most of owerri and imo residents are poorly paid civil servants and now they are being owed 11months salaries. Below is where average people live in owerri

And op wants us to believe his story.
Smh.
Thank you my friend for exposing the op.

powerfulsettingz:
check mine below

All these fake app wey una dey download

And lame cars and keke still patrol around?

This only happens in India

ibrokola:
And later some would say BH terrorism is in the interest of Islam!

It has gone out of control

dickrider:


THIS IS WHY I HATE CHILDREN. I RATHER KILL THE CHILD

Are you okay?

adellam16:
lol! I don't do such. For for my husband's eyes only

You mean my eyes only?
Oh..... That's so sweet of you dearie.
I will wait
Happy Sunday

Guy do what you believe will put you in the right place on the last day.
Pray to marry or not, all I can say is
Try and live a holy life. We might not be %100 perfect but live above average.
Thank you and happy Sunday to everyone