₦airaland Forum

Shortyy:
A baby is a baby. Doesn't matter who gives birth to it

l know u wouldn't want such,u are more civilised than that. Receive da best dear.

Shortyy:
OK. Who will I give a baby to surprise me too

The post says "He surprised wife"not babymama.

Mikylopez:
i do kiss my sis and mom tho.... but not my friend

That's where and how it starts.
Stop it,that is not love.
l know u love them dearly and they love u2.
Selah!

kennosklint:
Hahahahahahahah.sai buhari na dem de shout am dat tym

pls don't joke with this,ds is someone's father and grandfather.Has his age mates not died since.He lived more by grace.May his soul rip.

NEHLIVE:
If you need a wife, then this lady is ready for marriage. Anyone for this LADY? She needs a husband and here are the qualification. Below is what she is looking for in a man, Eh! Eh! That's if her criteria and her grammar don't chase you off. That's exactly why people have been sharing it and laughing

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/02/lady-announces-she-needs-man-for.html

What's wrong with that?She represent another language maybe Swahili,chinese,dutch or German language.She is trying to force us understand in d language we Africans believe so much in, that make us think that anyone that can't speak English is an illiterate(Useless)
Thank God for d chinese that is leading almost in every sphere of human endeavour without English language.

verygudbadguy:
Even though i disagree with President Buhari on some of his economic policies, i would not support former President Goodluck Jonathan for another term.

Goodluck has good heart but too meek for Nigeria. We seriously need strong hands like Buhari's plus good heart like Jonathan's for Nigeria to grow.

On point!

decomaniaboss:
was my comment that horrible ? The op said the man expose his wife sensitive part on a picture and when I check the photo all I see is a pregnant women belly...

We are 2geda my dear.No hard feelings.Hope u r doing gr8.

rtmajayi:
Apostle Sulaiman was in IGP's office today in Abuja where he cleared the air on his "kill Fulani" rant and also talked about the killings of Christians in Kaduna. See pictures below


Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2017/01/apostle-sulaiman-on-courtesy-visit-to.html

Police is your friend!

decomaniaboss:
I have been there already

l thank God for you but didn't expect such comments as those randy fellows on ds platform.

AmadiAba:
hmmm... Na their choice. My own na to wish her safe delivery.

In other News:

Igbere TV Boss Anyalekwa flexin with Orji Kalu's Son and Daughter, Michael & Neya

Sensible contribution from u bro.Not all these poo comments here.De are married,dats no ones business.
Just to wish them well n move on.

okowande:
This is NO NO NO! Not sexy not hot not swaggy! Old porns!

SMH .........For some comments.
Mind what u say today my dear,let it not judge your tomorrow.
#my5%

decomaniaboss:
poo...was sensitive about a fat pregnant women belly?

His husband's choice and i don't think he's complaining.Wait till u get there u then answer the question.
Poo! comment.

autojosh:
Have you been thinking it’s only The United Kingdom and a few other countries that drive on the left side? Those few other countries are definitely not less than 65. So, don’t go crossing anyhow when visiting these countries..

Watch out for British Virgin Islands… it will shock you.

AFRICA
1. Botswana
2. Kenya
3. Lesotho
4. Malawi
5. Mauritius
6. Mozambique
7. Namibia
8. South Africa
9. Swaziland
10. Tanzania
11. Uganda
12. Zambia
13. Zimbabwe

ASIA
1. Bangladesh
2. Bhutan
3. Brunei
4. East Timor
5. Hong Kong
6. Indonesia
7. India
8. Japan
9. Macau
10. Malaysia
11. Nepal
12. Pakistan
13. Singapore
14. Sri Lanka
15. Thailand

AUSTRALIA/OCEANIA
1. Australia
2. Cook Islands
3. Fiji
4. Kiribati
5. Nauru
6. New Zealand
7. Niue
8.Papua New Guinea
9. Solomon Islands
10. Samoa
11. Tonga
12. Tuvalu

CARIBBEAN
1. Anguilla
2. Antigua and Barbuda
3. Bahamas
4. Barbados
5. Bermuda
6. British Virgin Islands: Right hand drive cars always drive on the left side of the road. But in BVI, they drive left hand drive cars on the left side of the road.. How do they even overtake? The reason for this is.. they follow UK rules (driving on the left side) and they drive USA cars (left hand drive). I am sure this will also apply to some other Caribbean countries.
7. Cayman Islands
8. Dominica
9. Grenada
10. Jamaica
11. Montserrat
12. Saint Kitts and Nevis
13. Saint Lucia
14. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
15. Trinidad and Tobago
16. Turks and Caicos Island
17. U.S. Virgin Islands


EUROPE
1. Cyprus
2. Ireland
3. Malta
4. United Kingdom

SOUTH AMERICA
1. Guyana
2. Suriname


1. OTHERS
2. Maldives
3. Seychelles

Like and share.

https://autojosh.com/drive-on-the-left-side/

Cc
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy

No country is remaining nah except Nigeria.

chimere66:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/see-photos-of-n165bn-tropicana-project.html?m=1

The person that took over,is he not a Human being?He should continue where he stopped.
Abeg Free Akpabio joor!

jchioma:
All the quotations you have given above are from the same John. Does that not contradict the Almighty's statement as I quoted in Exodus 4:22?

All the people you call your "brothers" today are they from your mother.

Answer ds question:
who tells an orphan that lost d parents at infant age his/her date of birth?
And incase u get it right,y will he believe and make it his birthday?
Wisdom is profitable to direct.

I still will like u to check John 10.30 and John 14.9b.

princeemmma:
A boss wrote this for a graduation fee of his apprentice

You are not ready to set him "free",still under your bondage.

rufusong:
I bet you’ve never observed this statue. Neither had I until today. It’s “The African Renaissance Monument” in Senegal. Bronze IN Colour and 160 feet tall..

Check out more pic and details below;
http://eragbaiblog.com.ng/60-foot-tall-african-renaissance-monument-statue-senegal/

Looks more like a kidnapper

MissEdified:
Former President Yahya Jammeh has donated all his proceeds harvested from the 2016 farms to President Adama Barrow to be distributed to women in the small West African country.


Jammeh stated this on Gambian state TV over the weekend.



He said: “I hereby wish President Adama Barrow all the best from the bottom of my heart. The Almighty Allah has decided, and I will be found wanting if I as a Muslim and a former president do not sincerely wish him and his administration all the best”.


“On this note, I hereby donate to President Adama Barrow all the rice that is harvested in my Vision 2016 farms. This is the entire harvest for him to give to women who have been helping at the farms in CRR - Central River Division”.

http://www.newshelm.com/2017/01/jammeh-donates-all-harvested-rice-in.html

Senseless at this point?
When you hv been disarmed already.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] This individual bears a very striking resemblance to the Animal science lecturer that had us on campus back in the day at UNN...her backside was really a blessed thing.....so blessed it was christened "quality carcass" by one cheeky course mate. Unfortunately, she got wind of it and it wasn't a good afternoon for all of us.....**takes a good look at the video** yep, she is the one... very small world indeed.[/color]

I thought UNN graduates are awarded with "high" Character and learning.
Y call your lecturer "Quality Carcass" because of her butt.
SMH

pweshboi:
lol.. very funny, as if the church don't have the members phone numbers. wetin credit transfer dey for? make him come try am for Naija here as MTN go soon put charges for all share and sell transactions.
the church antics: so the previous Sunday's the member would be asked to write their names and phone numbers so as to update the church data base... today the pastor is praying recharge cards into the numbers submitted #AfricansWhy some go still believe sha

He is talking about heaven orchestrated alert on their phoned not as in "Recharge card".


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zoba88:
Below is a photo of Nigerian fighter jet flying over Gambia airport as President Barrow's aircraft lands.

cc; Lalasticlala,mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/nigerian-fighter-jet-flying-over-gambia.html?m=1

Nigeria always focused outside the country but loses focus at home.

dainformant:
dem no dey sell clothes for Owerri again?

He just left d NYSC orientation camp to come and carry out state function.
Show men!

stephenduru:
According to Sam Itauma who shared the story,an elderly woman was attacked by her church members in Lagos for allegedly being a witch.Below is what he wrote...

'Another old woman attacked by church members in Lagos; accusing her of practicing witchcraft. As Usual, this is how the #WitchHunters schemed out the story to suit their ignorant and callous act,

"It happened at wonderful apostolic gospel church, during the youth vigil, A bird fell down and became a human being watch and read." Wow! This is how different women, children, elderly persons are merely accused of sorcery day and night, tortured and killed without anyone trying to help. If you venture to help, it means you are one of them and could be killed too'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/elderly-woman-attacked-by-church.html?m=1

l hardly hear "Wizard" in Africa.#genderinequality#

itsop:
Lol, he apologized to the lady after he slapping her twice while he was drunk Ladies, will you accept his apology, maybe it’s Sharwarma, or pizza or Kilishi he apologizes with?

Source ::: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/01/look-at-how-guy-apologized-to-lady.html?m=0

.Hahaaaha,that is called "Slapping allowance ".

golddust6000:
10# North korea. North korea is one of the thoughest place to get visa south korea tourist are not permitted to enter the north. Potencial tourist like USA, isreal, japan will face defficulties getting visa, other nationalities may face same difficulties optaining a visa expecially if you are a journalist.

#9 Russia. A tourist visa allow you to stay maximum 30 days you need invitation before entry. If you over stay, leaving the country is very trickier than entering.

#8 Angola. Long processing time is very big problem and visa requirement and finacial support, proof of hundred dollar a day during your stay.

#7 D.R congo. Although the country is not dangerous as it once was, the visa application is hindered by a red tape, you also often face the prespect of unofficial fee.

#6 Iran. All visa need to be approved by the ministry of foriegn affaire in tehren in which can be lenthy process. Citizen of the united state and UK need finger print before entry.

#5 Nigeria. Applying for nigeria visa can take up to 2months, it veries in which country you are applying from. Citizen of the united state and Uk and the EU find it difficult getting nigerian visa, even if you have Ecowas visa doesnt guaranty you entry.

#4 Saudi arabia. Tourist visa are notoriuosly difficult to get hold of in this country. Unmarried couple are Unable to travel alone, they must be part of a group are names as individuals, woman under 30 years old age must be acompnied by the husband or brother.

#3 Benin Republic. The island coast of this west african nation has limited numbers of embasies to interact with, so you better go through travel agencies, and dont forget to come with your yellow fever vaccine.

#2 United State. For your average tourist this is straightforward proccess, but if you have a criminal record then think again, and if you have ever dabbled on illagle drugs or been caught, then consider the US to be off limit.

#1 Sudan. If you have isreali stamped on your passport valid or invalid then No entry for you. You must also have a letter of introduction as well as atleast six month of validity of your passport.

Source......

What's #5 doing on that list

Abagworo:
Salaries? Stop taking fake news serious. The salary issue has passed very long ago.

Ok.Hv d Imo workers all been paid ?That will be good to know.

Oge807:
Pay up the workers

I believe that is what he is working towards.To give non payment of salaries and allowances a permanent leave by generating more revenue for the state.Much as Rochas is not my bosom,if this could be managed well with a clear vision,believe me Imo is on a very good track.

Driftingking:
As posted by Commandant Johnbosco duru & Priv. Pariya Ibrahim on facebook,

https://web.facebook.com/pariya.ibrahim/posts/1995958147122777

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What a world? Recall Blessing Edache Ene The young female soldier, who died while in active service few days ago.

she is set to be buried on Friday 27th January 2017 at her home town, Adoka, Benue state.

the toll of young Nigerian soldiers who have died as a result of Boko Haram is something else.

Pls let’s always pray for them. They are often times under the rain, sun, mosquito infested region. Prone to the attacks of the enemy, dodging bullets and living today to prolly die tomorrow.


http://otownloaded.com/burial-poster-blessing-ene-female-soldier-died-army-uniform/

Old and young perishing daily for the gullible called elites in an encapsulated nation.Another Gallant and Beauty gone so soon.l wish the poster was an invite for her decoration (promotion).
May her struggle be rewarded in life beyond.
Go in peace Blessing Edache Ene.

Driftingking:
As posted by Commandant Johnbosco duru & Priv. Pariya Ibrahim on facebook,

https://web.facebook.com/pariya.ibrahim/posts/1995958147122777

---

What a world? Recall Blessing Edache Ene The young female soldier, who died while in active service few days ago.

she is set to be buried on Friday 27th January 2017 at her home town, Adoka, Benue state.

the toll of young Nigerian soldiers who have died as a result of Boko Haram is something else.

Pls let’s always pray for them. They are often times under the rain, sun, mosquito infested region. Prone to the attacks of the enemy, dodging bullets and living today to prolly die tomorrow.


http://otownloaded.com/burial-poster-blessing-ene-female-soldier-died-army-uniform/

Old and young perishing daily for the gullible called elites in an encapsulated nation.Another Gallant and Beauty gone so soon.l wish the poster was an invite for her decoration (promotion).

decatalyst:
Mumu, do you think everyone is unemployed or unemployable like you?

Nah you be their house maid abi. Cuz I just dey wonder how u take know say nah their grandma. Over sabi/imagination na eim dey worry your brain.

So now get the hell out of this thread and get help!

I was about responding to your message but when i saw your 2 last words "get help" i knew you weren't in control of your action."MMM disaster on you has re-formatted your memory".
lncase u need support,i can add your name to start earning something monthly from end of February but with a Minimum of a Bachelor degree in any course plus on the job training.

I know after this you will learn to respect your elders n not "open mouth wide" to anyone on social media.

TunezMedia:
Nollywood star, Chika Ike recently spent sometime at the home of Peter Okoye where she got schooled in musical instruments by the singer.

After a photo of Chika and Peter hit the net days ago some of her followers accused her of dating the singer since she had no biz in his house..this accusations are far from the truth as the actress was simply on a courtesy visit...

The actress who has never showed any interest in music shared some of the fun moments she spent at Peter's home on social media...


See below..

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2017/01/actress-chika-ike-getting-music-lessons.html

........still searching for her music lesson note book or ipad...

decatalyst:
I no trust the woman behind ooo

Help me caption the look

Receive sense for once! I know there's unemployment everywhere but that doesn't mean one should open mouth and say trash.I believe u r not married until u get there,u will know beta.Someone's mum that came to be with her granddaughter ,what is her offence.Do you know her b4
SMH for some people really.