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ChrisOssai:
She wants to know how she can lose her virginity.. Pic below..

"Hammer"

lalasticlala:
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4140436/Melania-Trump-channels-Jackie-Kennedy-inauguration.html

Michelle Obama,a great pillar to Barack Obama anytime any day.So natural and inspiring,real smiles,ebony is strength.
I can only see her "retouched" hair.Let ds b in Nigeria ,u will see from Peruvian hair to Cambodian hair,Brazilian to mexican then end with Mongolian.All trying to boost low self-esteem.
#istandwithrealladies#

metro4:
http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/01/lib-exclusive-i-am-no-longer-married-to.html?m=1

Muma Gee but why?

chimere66:
On December 16th 2016, despite much doubt and discouragement, Christine Izuakor humbly earned the right to be called Dr. Izuakor. She graduated with a PhD in Security Engineering and became the youngest & first African American at her university to do so.

In the same year, Christine became the Vice President and co-founder of Gen Trend at United Airlines. She was published in numerous international journals, and traveled to 19 cities across 10 countries - all while working a full-time job on the cyber security team of a Fortune 100 company, in which she recently received a promotion. Talk about a female powerhouse!

Her words; “I started my PhD program at age 23 and at the time was told I was too young, too naive and too inexperienced to contribute anything to my industry. But, I stood by my dream and turned doubt into motivation. To anyone who has been taught that it’s unrealistic to dream, I assure you that it’s indeed okay to dream big. With hard work and dedication, we can defy all odds and shatter ceilings. Dare to dream, and be brave enough to execute.”

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/meet-christine-izuakor27-yr-old.html?m=1

Great Job Dr.Izuakor.@ ops d university doesn't have name abi.

wonukwuru:
I am adult married to a lady of 35years. We have been married since 2007. God has blessed us with 3 wonderful children( 2 boys and 1 girl). Before we got married, i agreed with my wife that i only want to have 2 kids ( I wouldnt mind if they just boys or girls. That means, Im not particular of the sex of the kids). My wife is a B.sc Accounting graduate, while myself, I am a Chartered Accountant, with a well paid job. My wife had a 3rd class degree. On several occassions, i have told her to go back to school for Post Graduate Diploma (PGD) in order to upgrade, but she plainly told me that she cannot go back to school again. When i asked her why, she told me that her brain cannot withstand any academic stree again. I also suggested to her, since you studied accounting in the university, why not enroll for ICAN program? When i said that to her, she told me that she could not go for PGD, is it ICAN that she can do? I have been thinking, what will i do for her to be like others.

Luckly, was transferred to Benin. I went with my family to Benin. We stayed over 4years in Benin. While we were in Benin, I told my wife to go and enroll for a 6months diploma programm in computer (because she is not computer literate). I paid over N110,000 for the 6months programme. My wife only went for the programme for 1month and stopped. She refused to complete the program. When I asked her, she told me that she will go back after she had "put to bed"( Then she was pregnant). Guys, its over two years now and the baby is even in pre-nursery school, yet my wife has not reminded me of going back to complete the programme.

Last year, she asked me to open a store for her, that she want to go into trading. When I asked her the nature of the business, she said, she wants to deal on selling rice, beans, yams, groundnut oil, etc. I now suggested that it will not be a problem, but she has to look for somebody who is already in the business so as to understudy the person for atleast 1month. She refused, saying that without her understudying anybody, that she can still make it. I told her that my reason of suggesting to her to understudy somebody was that, i wanted her to be selling in wholesale. My plan was to give like N1.5million. I told her, i cannot just release N1.5million to her for a business that she did not learn. I told her that N1.5million is not a small money. Brethren, that was why up til now, i have not opened the business for her.

My children's school fees is over N650,00 per term for the 3 kids. I provide for feeding. My wife does not want to do anything as to assist me in the family. I give her money for her hair, cream, bathing soap, panties and clothing. Im really getting tired. My salary does not carry the family again because of too much expenses.

Another problem now is, my wife's dressing is nothing to write home about. She dresses as if she is in her late 60s. I have complained to her on several occasion that i dont like the way she dresses, but each time i bring up the issue, she will get angry. People around, have meeting my sisters to tell them that my wife does not dress well as somebody that has gone to the university. Even in my house, my wife only tires wrapper. Nothing in her again attracts me to her. Infact, for the past 3 months, i have not slept with her. I sleep in the parlour while she sleeps in the bed room.

Else, i forget, my wife delibrately "took in" again since July last year. This is after we agreed that the 3 kids that we already have is enough. Her method is, each time i remind her of what to do as to be assisting me in the family, she will delibrately "take in".

My wife, went to the university but she cannot speak simple and correct english. She cannot write application letter. She cannot teach my kids who are in primary 2 and 5 respectively. I pay a lesson teacher N30,000 monthly for my kids but my wife is at home doing nothing. Since we got married, my wife has not sent me text message on her phone more than 3times. The ones that she sent, my brothers, there are lots of gramatical blunders. When i confronted her with the text message, she could not say anything. I was checking for some documents in my room last week, and i came across an application that my wife wrote to submit to a private school where she wants to teach. When i saw the letter, believe me, my brothers, one of my kids that is in primary 5 cannot write such rubbish.

What i thought she was before i married her, is not what she is. I cannot take her out for an occassion because she may embarrase me by her conduct in the public. I need a divorce but the problem now is, i did i court wedding with her. What should i do? Im confused.

Sorry,you didn't project that u will arrive well soon and u were ok with what u saw ab initio.Now your new status is calling for upgrade and she can't meet up.
Pls this is a lesson to both gender,never settle for less no matter d situation.D challenge can't last forever.Stick to your dream.If this is a true story,Contact me i will assist you.l don't advice any ill treatment to her.Cheers!

AdoraAmadi:
Unique!!!
http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/01/these-bridal-shower-photos-got-people.html

which movie is this^?

datswasup:
Ifeanyi Ubah Disqualifies All Girls At The Most Beautiful Girl In Nnewi Pageant For Stupidity

For the first time in the history of beauty pageants, no winner was announced, no queen was crowned. All the girls who participated in this contest were disqualified because most of them couldn't answer the simple questions thrown to them. Majority of the girls answered the questions by blatantly saying "I don't know" or "no idea"
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Some of the questions:
Q: Who is the founder of F.C Ifeanyi Ubah
A: No idea.
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Q: Who is the Traditional ruler of Nnewi?
A: Thanks for the question, but no idea.
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Q: Who is the president of Nigeria?
A: The President, the president the President of Nigeria is is is ehh ehh Dr. Mohammed Buhari.
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Q: Who won Miss Nigeria 1987?
A: No idea
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Q: When u look in the mirror what do u see?
A: Courage and confidence
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Q: If you become the president of Nigeria, what would you do?
A: budget
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During the native attire section when they were asked the creativity of what they were putting on, one of them said she's putting on purewater cloth while another said she's putting on cat cloth because "Busu" (pussycat) is her best pet.
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The show has been postponed to December 2017.

Source: http://www.datswasupblog.com/2017/01/billionaire-ifeanyi-ubah-disqualifies.html?m=Stupidity

Did u say Nnewi? Ok.Not surprise.More Ladies from that axis and around d state can do worse(Not only Anambra).lfeanyi Uba Well-done.Ebube chukwu uzo! This was a wise decision.D should bury their faces in shame.Beauty Pageantry in Nigeria most cases has been reduced to business of "dullardinhos".Causing mockery among the very bright ones with meritorious performance.

[quote author=miqos02 post=52417676]Good morning Facebookers
This pictures have so many stories behind it, firstly I was sure of the color of clothes she wore to work,Kingsley Asika, Grandeur Chef Wisdom Noble, Woka Richy and my blood Brown Victor to wear same clothes including me and partake in the action movie episode 1$2 while I'll be acting episode 1 with her, they'll join in episode 2.

Cast:
Police man 1
Police man 2
Police man 3
Brown Affah - the proposer
Effiwatt Yemi - the proposee
Extras:
People passing by
People who came to ask what happened
People stopped while driving to see if they really caught a criminal.
Camera man 1
Camera man 2.
Action;
I went to her office and picked her up by 5:43pm, drove her to GRA phase 2 that I wanna buy her shawama which I know she'll fall for. Meanwhile I've given signal to my good police officers that we are on our way without her knowledge. On approaching they flagged us to stop, I cleared they said finally we have caught you, the notorious criminal Brown, i said sorry officer that must be a mistake somewhere... Shut up they shouted, are u not brown? Yes I am I answered, u were involved in a robbery and now we have caught u..... #guns cocked..... My girl was scared but calm, all she said was baby its Ok, lets follow them but I know you are not a criminal.
Cuff them, and they did. Pushed us towards their vans with my girl panting but calm....then I told them I wanna say something, shut up they shouted but the leader asked ; what do u wanna say? So i looked into my lady's eyes and told her babe; u don't actually know me well.....so u know them? She asked, yes I know them i replied.... And u know I've never said the word; I love you to you because I wanted to be sure I did and tell u on this day i said....
Yes I do love you, and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you I continued , with one knee on the floor....whaaaat she screemed, covered her face and said a big YES with the police men clapping, and passers by clapping and watching....we hugged and the cuffs was removed.... And finally that's a wrap.
End of episode 1, episode 2 coming up soon.
Credits to the camera men
The Nigeria police force,
They are your friends
Not all police are bad, this crew was super and nice.


source : http://www.panumo.com/2016/12/this-guy-proposed-marriage-to-his.html[/quote









Who is responsible for the "pepper" that enters Lady's eye when a guy propose marriage that make them close their eyes.#Justasking#.

acadollar:
Check out this pre wedding photos, the couple took the pictures in Korea.

Thank you 4 not informing us u were sending Photo Album.

optimusmind:
Abigial and I started dating 2013 January and broke up 2014 January. After that we turned Bleep buddies only meeting once a while and Fucking (she'd do it then force me to follow her to church for confession cuz she feels so guilty and a church girl to worsen matter)
Now I came visiting the state were she resides and as usual made plans to bang her.
The day she was supposed to come she said she had middday prayer....i was strolling and ran into her sister, Shesaid Xmas visit was in effect and I accepted.
Now she came on 22nd, 23rd, 24th, m and it was banging all the day great sex, (she likes to play rape victim) and her sister came 25th, 26th, 27th and 28th, Abigail still cried every single day in guilt but always comes the next day

I'm leaving on 12th January,
Should I kept banging both of them back to back, or should I chose one?
Honestly, I feel guilty

lf your story is real,"continue" but your days are numbered.

Rollwitu:
v. Abeokuta

Located in Ogun State, Abeokuta is the ancient city of the Egbas, the Ijebus, and others descended from a common ancestry. The Olumo Rock is the main feature of Abeokuta, and the name literarily means “under the stone/rock” to depict how its ancient people hid in rocks during ancient tribal wars. It is a very traditional place to live in with lots of fascinating attractions to delight the eyes and mind.

Living in this city is cheap because of abundant houses and food supplies, and it also hosts a people warm toward one another. The road network is averagely good and power supply is stable. The security is also good and there is very low rate of crime in the city, with everyone acting as vigilante to the other.

There are hotels and guest houses to cater to your lodging, and recreational facilities to meet your needs. Business opportunities here could be drab just like in Ibadan, but the people manage to get by. There is no major airport, but transportation by land is never a problem

l guess by your assessment.

samdwaplord:
http://naijgistus..com.ng/2016/12/what-will-you-do-if-your-brother-built.html?m=1

Just convert to a native Doctor and take it as shrine to enable me faster access to bring the people to early Gr...lol.

ajbf:
Following the Federal Government ban of imported fruit juice into the country, the National Agencyfor Food and Drug Administration, NAFDAC, has begun mop-up of all imported fruit juices nationwide.

Addressing journalists shortly after the raid which took place in various markets in Lagos by the enforcement team of NAFDAC, Deputy Director, Investigation & Enforcement Directorate, Mr. Francis Ononiwu decried the influx of imported fruit juices in the country, blaming it on the absence of the Agency’s staff at the ports.

According to him, the Federal Government as a matter of urgency should reconsider bringing NAFDAC back to the ports in order to drastically reduce fake, counterfeit and imported banned products into the country.

“We are all aware that most of these products come through the sea ports and NAFDAC is not on ground there, definitely, we cannot effectively stop the products from entering. That is a major challenge. If we are there the quantity will be much more reduced or eliminated. Federal government should reconsider taking NAFDAC back to the ports”

Ononiwu explained that the mop –up exercise is ongoing nationwide, not only to meet the deadline for the exercise but also to create an enabling environment for local manufacturers of fruit juices in the country.

“These imported products are not registered by NAFDAC; they are unwholesome and fake and have been banned by the Federal Government. We don’t expect to see imported fruit juices in our markets today because we have enough fruit juice manufactured and produced here.


RAID: NAFDAC officials mopping up imported fruit juice from De Prince Supermarket, Agbada area of Lagos last week.
We are also trying to protect our local industry as well as encouraged them to utilise our farm produces thereby boosting our economy.”

Warning consumers against such products, he said since they were not produced under supervised Good Manufacturing Practice, they are harmful to the health of consumers.

Ononiwu hinted that those arrested would be punished in line with the appropriate sanctions stipulated in the Agency’s regulations.

Speaking during the exercise at Gbagada area of Lagos, Team Leader also from the Investigation and Enforcement Directorate, Mr. Carolly Ngobiri, said the exercise was in line with a circular of Dec. 19 from the Directorate, directing that an urgent visit to all markets and supermarkets in all states, be embarked upon, to mop-up these items.

“We are here to carry out one of NAFDAC’s mandate; to make sure that that all foreign juices are removed from the market. We have given them a deadline from now to Dec. 31 to stop their sales and remove them from the shelves.

“But in order to ensure that these are totally removed, we have started mopping up all the juices all over the country. “By Dec. 31, we do not want to see any imported juice in Nigeria.

“At these places that we have gone to carry out our assignment, we have taken the items, documented them and invited the owners to come to our office for further interrogation.

The NAFDAC official advised all consumers to check all the date markings of which include the production and expiry dates, as well as NAFDAC registration number of each of the products, before purchase.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/12/nafdac-begins-mop-imported-fruit-juices-nationwide/

NAFDAC after Dora Akunyili is a Shadow.

Paulscholari:
She is even ugly lolzzz. Well that's the lot of ugly and arrogant gals.

Pls she is not Ugly if you can look again.She has a dark complexion and prettier than all.Black is an Identity.
But u did you believe the op?@ur peril.

lalasticlala:
Article written by Lalasticlala

Victoria Inyama Okri

Busty actress, Victoria Inyama made waves then before she got married and relocated to London where she lives with her husband and children. Victoria still looks hot.

GREAT OMISSION.
WHERE IS JIM IYKE?

metromediaboss:
More at http://www.metronaija.com/2016/12/photos-140-nigerian-returnees-from.html

Even if the Government disappoints,TB Joshua always on point to receive and transform.
Welcome back home tho ds time wouldn't hv been the best time to return.

JessicaAgain:
For most students, there is nothing more stressful than a final exam.
But now imagine that to pass the exam, you have to be naked in a candlelit classroom. Not only in front of your whole class, but also in front of your professor.

At the University of California, San Diego, this naked final exam is in fact a course requirement for a class in the visual arts department.

Read details and watch video - http://www.mazeech.com/forum/categories

B.Sc Human Anatomy

seunfape:
I concur with all except no 5

And that is the easiest really!

OlajumokeBread:

God is a scam
Jesus Christ is a scam
Religion is a scam
Bible (story book) is a scam

You forgot to mention that your existence is a scam. Omini-Senseless spotted!

seunlly:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/12/10/buharis-family-disowns-zahra-mohammed-indimis-pre-wedding-photos/

Whether shown now or later,nothing changes.They will remain couple.I wish them happy married life.I want to believe their relationship which graduated to marriage was not long,d reason d father father needed to enquire deeper.
@Ndimi all d time u saw the father as a political "desperado" in d past where were you.l wonder what you and people close would've said then.
Attackers don't try to tell me who d Ndimi's are because i know them more than u think.
#LESSONTOEVERYONE#
l decree,ladies anyone that despised you based on your challenge or status of today will come begging for the testimony of tomorrow.
"Arrival and Well-done" are 5 and 6.
Sai Zah-ndimi

yjgm:
What's happening to our health institutions enmeshed with corruption?. Can't believe it. And a lady for that matter sef. Na wa o.

Just like that and you have concluded? even followed it up with gender attack.

morbeta:
For GOD'sake this is LIONS CLUB Na. And they do this every year. So how has this become an individual thing. No doubt his company might be one of the various sponsor, with lions club involvement, I take this post with a pitch of salt.

Whether Lion's club,Big Church foundation,Tonto foundation it's all about Humanity.Appreciate it,take the message and leave the messenger.#Godblesstheirheart#

Optimist1998:
And some weirdos still think god is ominipotent

"Omini-senseless" spotted!

yarimo:
Chai! !! See fresh and soft ass, I must save this picture for my own GOOD

Bro Keep saving it for your own Good but safe your soul first.I pray that the idleness that has reset your mind be re-formatted with meaningful occupation in Jesus name.

jonhemma11:
Chief of Army Staff Buratai paid a visit to Abia state Governor Okezie Ikpeazu.Gov. Ikpeazu presented the much talked about Made-in-Aba army boot to him.

See photos below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/abia-state-governor-ikpeazu-presents.html

And in Nigeria,the short light skinned Military officer by d right hand wouldn't even be given a place in VIO not to talk of d Military.Nigerian's definition of a military personnel;he must be tall with broad chest,coarse voice and flat tummy with little emphasis on the alertness of ones
brain.Who told you wars/dispute resolutions are won by physique.

Lh19:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders, ever since I was a child I've always had a question which has been on my mind for Christians.

It is well known according to the Bible that Jesus died for the sins of mankind, so I'm going to ask you guys why are we still going to hell for the sins we've committed since Jesus has already died for it?

P. S Mind my punctuations and paragraphs abeg

Y do you still need O'level when your "Dad"
is the Minister of Education?

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Time will tell.His feeding is still under "Mummy thank you".

Nellybii:
You are disappointed in me?
That is rather rude to express yourself like that.
I won't address you the way am tempted to address you based on how angry I am with you right now. God said we should be grateful for any good thing that comes. I know a lot of people that didn't get the npower job though they applied.
Npower job is going to afford a lot of people an opportunity to see view life from a different perspective. 30k a month for 2 years will touch a lot of lives. The emphasis here is on the fact that these people didn't know anyone. The most surprising is the cadet officer.
I won't insult you because am filled with joy and I won't allow any nuisance or badmouth from any lover of graphic news and pictures to affect our joy.
My family is thanking God right now. It is not mandatory you congratulate us. Thank you for your concern.

Pls next time,don't ever waste energy on a nuisance.You glorified him by replying.Keep celebrating their victory pls.

Young03:
u said six children but iam seeing five

D 6th is the photographer! #Eldest.

Young03:
u said six children but iam seeing five

D 6th is the photographer!