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Vizzim:
This world will end soon. Madness everywhere

naijday:
Nollywood performing actress, Chika Ike, turned 31 today and got herself another ride' G-Wagon for birthday...

Visit

http://naijday..com/2016/11/chika-ike-buys-herself-g-wagon-to.html

zoba88:
Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/ex-abia-governor-orji-uzor-kalu-resigns.html

ifenes:
Basically more members more tithes. The Tithes and offering belongs to the pastor then,not god. This is quite revealing.

siraj1402:
Anytime I remember I went through this school, I always feel like crying. This will be second time I will miss masters degree admission due to their strikes.

mroop:
Here’s some super-simple ways to spice up
your se.x life almost immediately, as told by
women like you:


1. Help her out around the house.

If you’ve been living together any amount of
time (and especially if you have kids), your
woman wants and needs help. If she does all
the cooking, cleaning, bill paying, and child
rearing, she’ll start to feel resentful. Hurt
feelings means no nookie for you.
So, gas up the car and give it a wash. Take
out the trash or even cook dinner one night,
all without her asking. Men who cook and
clean?
Sex y. I guarantee she’ll want you to clean
herclock later on.


2. Kiss her passionately, and often.

Men get turned on by visuals. Women are
tactile and like being touched. And luckily for
you, our lips are super-sensitive. Kissing
isn’t
just for romance, so don’t skip this step. It
makes us wet, more orgasmically inclined,
and
very lusty. Spend at least five minutes
kissing her and really getting into it, paying
attention to the taste of her tongue and the
sounds she makes
before you reach for the goods. She might
surprise you and reach for yours instead.


3. Massage her everywhere non sex.ual.

See what happens when you rub her feet or
legs with some massage oil. Massage her
neck and shoulders for 10 minutes after she
cooks dinner. Dig in, loosen up those tight
muscles,
and enjoy the feeling of her melting under
your touch. If you do it without the
expectation of s.ex (which many women
find annoying and a major turn-off), she may
just return the favor.


4. Tell her straight-up how sex.y she looks.

From the time we learn to walk and talk,
women constantly hear from the media that
we’re too old, too wrinkled, too fat. All that
crap messes
with our minds. Thankfully, all we really
need is a little help from you.
If you vocalize (that is, say it out loud where
she can hear it) that you find her attractive,
s.exy, or hot, she will feel so much better
about herself, and good feelings leads to a
much more
sex.ually responsive lady.


5. Bring some kink into the bedroom.

We have a dirty and kinky side, too. If the
popularity of 50 Shades of Grey tells you
anything, we like po.rn, we like dirty talk, we
like to be spanked, we like our hair pulled,
we want
you to take control from time to time, and
we want you to tie us to the bed.

Sadly, for most of our lives we’ve been
programmed to play the part of the good
girl.

Help her let out that inner bad girl by talking
kink and fantasy and being willing to try new
things.

One of our greatest attributes as women is
that we’re natural givers and pleasers. But
this is also what makes it very hard for many
women
to ask for something sex ually.

We’ve been trained to give you pleasure, but
it’s hard for us to just relax and receive. So
when you work hard to make sure she knows
how
much you enjoy giving her pleasure, she will
reward you with more orgasms than you can
count.


Source ::: http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/11/these-are-5-simple-things-men-can-do-to.html?m=0


cc lalasticlala fynestboi ishilove ijebabe missyb3

jidxin:
I have a girlfriend she claims she love me but we hardly chat on whatsapp because she always tells me shez not d chatting type but always online on whatsapp. she claims she just read most messages nd reply some. shez also a facebook freak almost mostly online but she gave d same excuse that she just chk funny post and likes. what baffles me most is that whenever shez visiting her phone is always on airplane mode and she doesn't allow me to touch her fone claiming their are girls stuff on the phone....helpppppp

Topmaike007:
Pls what is the difference between death sentence and life imprisonment?

bamisepeters:
Unlike the female counterpart, it is easier to cool an angry husband, you don't need to go on 50days dry fasting because the weapon to cool them lies within you the wife.

Men are just one funny being created to make life easier for women. If you want to cool him just do one or all of these:

1. Prepare to tell him how much he means to you:

Women love sweet words, so as men. No matter how angry a man can be a woman can make him come back to who he used to be through making him know how important his happiness means to her and his home. 

You must be ready to treat him like a child especially if you are the cause of the anger. You need to allow him be alone for a while before you go to him with mindset to restore life into him, of course, if you cannot make him happy, who will? 

2. Prepare the table with his best meal:

To win a man you must be ready to make his stomach yarn for the produce of your hands from the kitchen.

Even if he doesn't like heavy food, once you known the best of what he loves to eat you have nailed him.

If it is a serious issue that caused the anger, once you have prepared the table with what he loves to eat, if you are not there he will quickly taste out of that which you have prepared behind you not minding if you have poisoned it.

3. Prepare the bed to satisfy his sexual desires

After satistfying his stomach the bed is already feeling the heat as it will be the battle field to put a complete full stop to whatever anger that might be waging third-world-war inside him.

If the food fails, this will not fail if you really know how to seduce your man.

The funny part of this is that even if he is tired that on a normal day he will give you that "i am tired" attitude, the strength will come from no where because men loves the wife to be submisive and it gives them sense of responsibility.

I am just afraid you(the woman) will bare the brunt as you will feel him more than you have ever felt him, that his where he feels he can use the rode to correct you not to make that mistake again, in this case, no sparing the rode to spoil any child, sorry, no room as immediate correction is necessary.

You can see men are very easy to handle unlike women, you need million theories to understand them.

With men; Life is good!


Source: http://bamisepeters..com.ng/2016/11/to-cool-angry-husband-takes-no-stress.html

LesbianBoy:
Rubbish!!! Back then there were signs that America will be great, now its great!!! But nigeria with the signs i am seeing, i don't think it will be great until we change our ways

Compliant:
God be Praise

Even as lots of people are complaining of harsh economy ,I must be very sincere that God has being so Good to me.

Last month He gave me a very good job and its really a dream job .

The whole essence of this thread is to encourage the hard working members of Nairaland , please do not give up on your search for a good and better job because it will surely come


2014 I applied for this same job ,did exam , did interview, did medical but did not yet the job

2015 I applied for this same job ,did exam , did interview, did medical but did not yet the job again

Meanwhile I already went to a federal hospital to confirm if I have any health issue but non whatsoever.

This year I promised myself I will NEVER apply for it, somehow my pastor said I should give it the last trial and see

I applied for the same job ,did exam , did interview, did medical . lo and behold I got the job even without knowing anyone BUT GOD . when I was called to come and pick up my employment letter it was like a dream

Good pay
Health insurance
Pension
Growth
And many other benefits

Yours will be next

Compliant:
God be Praise

Even as lots of people are complaining of harsh economy ,I must be very sincere that God has being so Good to me.

Last month He gave me a very good job and its really a dream job .

The whole essence of this thread is to encourage the hard working members of Nairaland , please do not give up on your search for a good and better job because it will surely come


2014 I applied for this same job ,did exam , did interview, did medical but did not yet the job

2015 I applied for this same job ,did exam , did interview, did medical but did not yet the job again

Meanwhile I already went to a federal hospital to confirm if I have any health issue but non whatsoever.

This year I promised myself I will NEVER apply for it, somehow my pastor said I should give it the last trial and see

I applied for the same job ,did exam , did interview, did medical . lo and behold I got the job even without knowing anyone BUT GOD . when I was called to come and pick up my employment letter it was like a dream

Good pay
Health insurance
Pension
Growth
And many other benefits

Yours will be next

dre11:
http://punchng.com/cult-members-kill-tasued-student-girlfriend/

holatin:
kk tanx op

lemme go check my email on xvideos.com.

yeah my email.

crotonite:
This is north I'm talking about bro, may be you don't know how superior the hausas think they are to anybody that's not hausa/mslm. I can't just stand being mocked for no apparent reason.

I'm a workaholic, i can Stand all day and still stay up late at night.

prince985:
oshiomhole wowo die

Codedrock:
http://www.takemetonaija.com/2016/11/ten-most-popular-governors-in-nigeria.html

Codedrock:
http://www.takemetonaija.com/2016/11/ten-most-popular-governors-in-nigeria.html

cmecproblem:
@Aishayesufu has an advice for women, one that might've unpredictable consequences..women will you do this to your man, this is her tweet-
In my husband's office for the lunch I invited myself to. If they don't invite you, invite yourself
#HappyMarriage

Onyejemechimere:
Day by day people put themselves and their family members at Unnecessary risks Just by Carelessly Posting almost 70% of their life privacy , All in the name of showing of , Having Fun , Luxurious Life attitudes..etc

Not Only that its wrong, Some of your status get to fight you later in life, fake accounts are also in abundance, which is why it is vital to keep the information you share to a minimum.

Not here to stop your from your steady and careless posting habits but please refrain from sharing the following

1) HOLIDAY PLANS

A lot of peeps are guilty of this ,some even go to the extent of even telling you who and who in the family are going and who is staying, Informing the public that you are off to Ibadan for new yam festival and would be there for two weeks might also end in dire consequences. as you could be alerting robbers and bad people of the situation at hand. you could post whatever you wanna post on social media especially Facebook, but when it comes to the holiday/vacation/traveling aspect , Just refrain from sharing.

2) WINNING TICKETS

where are my betting and gambling peeps ,Them who cant do without going to Nairabet ,those streets urchins who cant sleep unless their legs greets the floor of the betting houses.. you see guys on Facebook with status like “Guess What i just grabbed 750k from bet9ja, they must surely pay, on my way to the bank with them” ,Well my question to you guys is, “How would you feel after winning your game and then get kidnapped,or on getting home your debtors are already sitting and waiting at home , its not going to end well.
you can as well prevent this by not posting your winning tickets on social media better to keep this to thyself.

3) HOME ADDRESS/CURRENT LOCATION

Most people give out their home address location more than you think , its not as dangerous as posting about your holiday plans but can be used against you. lets say “you get someone angry on Facebook, and maybe forget about it but the person doesn’t , He seeks for retaliation and he seems not to be getting any, and then you post your home address on your status innocently, see you in the hospital if lucky.
current location is as dangerous as getting a matchstick to the petrol station we all know what will happen when its lit , Never disclose where you are at the moment , There are a lot of Risks associated to it which you know and don’t need me to tell you about.

4) BANK DETAILS

Posting details about you Bank account on social networks has no much risks associated to it , But i would advise that you don’t post your bank details publicly on social media. There is no need for it. Anyone who wishes to send money to you should message you privately, Hackers are everywhere and just need a little detail from you and your money is a thing of the past.

5) YOUR RELATIONSHIP / RELATIONSHIP ISSUES

Almost everyone is a student of the above course , Social media has a hand in 48% of ruined relationship . Relationships that have been taking to the social networks don’t last.
Social media is not a place for solving relationship issues Infact it does the opposite, and those who bring their relationship to social networks the networks looking at you like, “Welcome Chioma, so how do you want us to help you ruin your relationship” ??

6) LUXURIOUS LIVING

People who show off their wads of cash , Gold plated items, Mansions , Cars , Expensive cloths etc. on social media should reduce this character to its minimum or refrain totally from doing such. especially celebrities , we all have heard cases of people being held at gunpoint , robbed at home , etc. doing this does not tell people that you are wealthy its just going to give robbers a reason to…..

7) NUDE/EXPLICIT CONTENTS OF YOU

i don’t think any sane person as of this modern era will go on social media to post Their nudes (Naked pictures) , especially someone who wants to build a personality and be respected later in the future.
Even if you think your privacy is strong remember Facebook could be hacked and all those pictures could be leaked to people you don’t want it to be showed to – Your parents and colleagues as examples. i read a short joke on twitter that said ” All this girls posting there nudes online, i hope you know explaining to your parents that your bride price is no more than a bottle of soft drink wont be hard”

8 ) FAMILY ISSUES

Still using this to elaborate more on family privacy as some of it has been said in No 1 . anything family should stay family and has nothing to do with social media. If Your Family plans to buy the university of Nigeria , Good. when you people do that everybody will then know , but posting it before its being bought has a lot of consequences and security risks. some people put their parents at risk on social media without them knowing , Some even go o the extent of dropping their parents location ,“My mum just left for work” ,This does not make you any better instead makes your mum prone to danger..know this.

9) STATEMENTS THAT WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU LATER

I can recall this guy who wrote something about first bank in his second year at school , when he finally graduated 3 years later , he went for an interview and was disqualified because of it , after it was Dug up later.

Doing the Ebola outbreak , a single status from a lady about using salt to cure the dreading ailment, killed people and left the rest seriously unconscious,she was arrested later, the rest is history. The power of social media.

You should mind what you say on social media, they could fight you later. Always speak with caution, accuse with facts and update your status with correct information.

you don’t allow anything to happen to you before you learn from it.
A word is enough for the wise.
And even the wise don’t need a word.

http://otownloaded.com/9-things-you-should-never-share-on-social-media-no-5-will-shock-you/

Naijboyzz:
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Ni Linmei a 60yr old woman from China's Shanxi province hasn't cut her hair since 1998 and since then, it has grown to 11ft and 9inches. Having such generous locks can be problematic and time consuming, she once got her hair trapped in an elevator and spends all of two hours a day just washing and drying it.

She is reportedly looking to get into the Guinness Book of World Records but she has some way to go. The current record holder for longest documented hair belongs to Xie Qiuping of China. She set the record in 2004, when Guinness adjudicators measured her hair at 18 feet, 5.54 inches. It took her 31 years to grow it that long.

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see all photos here http://news.villaboot.com.ng/2016/11/photos-chinese-woman-who-hasnt-cut-her.html

Nicolars:
meanwhile
there is nothing scarier than using the toilet at ur crush's place and it refuses to flush, you will just be staring at the shit like pls go.... i am begging u in the name of God


NICO JOKES

TonyeBarcanista:
What is barbaric here? It is discipline my Dear OP. Some of us experienced it while in primary school. For some of us it was kneel down + flogging.


Yes, it made lots of kids understand the importance of punctuality.

maafen:
Is that police man her father?

dexy007:
It is a Power-house something!!!
LMAO!

talktonase:
I am ashamed that it will be difficult to get a Nigerian hospital that can carry out such an operation...

tdayof:
Never seen a thread on nairaland with a topic like this;
"Top 10 Nigerian universities with the most intelligent girls"

moscobabs:
where is The Polytechnic Ibadan on your list op?

Andyblaze:

i dont know how to say this but as i wake up this morning i have to complain becus it might still happen again.

Every day before my babe go to skul in the morning she will first open their shop, as she open the shop she will put Big Tin Milk, Big Tin Milo, cornflakes, sugar, golden morn and every thing in her school bag and branch in my house and drop it for me.

I use to think it was something her mum told me to dash me but now almost everyday she brings provision in the morning.

Ayam beginning to suspect that she is stealing from their shop and yesterday i hear her mum complaining of missing provision as i came to their shop to do as if i want to buy sumtin to give my babe sign to come house in d night let us do that sweet thing.

I dont know, should i allow her to continue giving me the provision everday and enjoy sweet breakfast or should i tell her to start adding juice, wine and mineral to the provision


#discuss