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NENigeria:
Below are images taken from the ongoing second term examinations at the American University of Nigeria (AUN) Academy (Secondary) in Yola, Adamawa State.

Students are seen sitting afar from each other which makes it difficult for the students to cheat nor copy answers from their friends.

What was/is the sitting arrangement in your school?

CastedDude:
This young man who is a 'professional crier' is trending on twitter after seeking for customers online. The 'hustler' who says that he can be hired to cry at funerals posted his "work photos" on twitter and wrote; "Guys, I'm great at fake crying. U can hire me to cry at the funeral of ur loved ones or maybe an acting role. RT my client might be on ur TL"

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/hire-me-at-funerals-of-your-loved-ones.html

sarrki:
That didn't change the fact that he's a fraudulent god of men

A 3some pastor

djpop100:
The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) says that eligible candidates for its 2017 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) can now purchase the pin for registration using the Remita mode.
The board on Sunday said the development came on the heels of the reported challenges the candidates faced in an attempt to acquire the pins from NIPOST and the designated banks.

The Head of Information of JAMB, Dr Fabian Benjamin, said the board had noted the many headaches of prospective candidates from various parts of the country, including Lagos.
He said that candidates had lamented the difficulties involved in obtaining the pins from designated banks on the payment of N5,500 and the subsequent hassles in getting registered.
The registration of candidates for the examination started on March 20.
The candidates had described the process as cumbersome and frustrating as they have to queue as early as 2 or 3 a.m. in some cases in banks just to acquire pins.
They had also said that often times, they spent the entire day waiting endlessly without results as the bank officials tell them that they could not access the site for the pins.
They also said the development normally warranted them to spend almost an entire week trying and that even when they succeeded, they start facing the task of registration at overcrowded centres.
According to Benjamin, candidates are advised not to panic as every eligible candidate desirous of registering will do so before the closing date of April 19.

“We appreciate the fact that the sales of the UTME for 2017 which is hitherto set to last for six has been reduced to one month.
“This was done in the interest of the candidates as it was to ensure that the challenges candidates are going through are resolved.
“To further cushion the effect of these challenges, we have decided to bring the Remitta mode on board.
“Candidates can now purchase the pin for registration from the comfort of their homes.

“So, aside the banks and NIPOST, candidates can now purchase the pins through Remita,’’ Benjamin said in a statement.
The statement explained why the board banned cyber cafes from registering candidates for the examination, noting that activities in the cafes damaged records and statistics of candidates.
“In as much as we want to be inclusive, we cannot look the other way while students’ records and national statistics are mutilated.
“Ours is an examination, so we cannot be guided by primordial consideration over quality and standard,’’ it said.
According to the statement, most problems associated with candidates’ registration such as wrong spellings of names, wrongful placement of passport photograph and others emanates from the business centres at registration points.
“Don’t forget, it is virtually impossible to regulate the activities of these business centres as their mode of operations did not provide necessary details about them.

“These problems created by cafes make information gathering, processing and administration of examination cumbersome as records and data of candidates are distorted.
“The accreditation centres are on the board’s website for easy identification cohesion and smooth operation,’’ it explained.
He added that the board would continue to expand the frontiers and channels of the sales of the pins in virtually all the banks, with a view to bringing the services to the door step of every Nigerian child desirous of qualitative tertiary education.
According to the statement, examination is a serious business and it cannot be left open the way some people want it to be.
“We again urge Nigerians particularly anxious candidates not to fall prey to unsuspecting and dubious individuals who parade themselves as agents of JAMB with the intention to defraud them.
“The board’s e-brochures and syllabus are on the CD to be given out to candidates and it is free and available as a guide to candidates to have a hitch-free registration exercise,’’ the statement said.
Source :-https://www.360nobs.com/2017/04/2017-utme-jamb-introduces-remita-ease-pin-purchase-registration/

Omohjick:
A man of 47?

Omohjick:
Through his younger sister.

hizzylife:
Please my fellow Nairalanders, advice me accordingly.

I am a Batch A Corp member passing out soon. All these while I've been applying for jobs I saw here and on other platforms but my efforts have not yielded much fruits though I'm still hopeful.
However, I have two options I'm currently considering. One is that my PPA (a private secondary school) is willing to retain me for #22k per month with accommodation and secondly I have a job offer with an Indian company to work as a quality control officer for #25k/month.
Now my confusion is that though the Indian company is in my field but their working conditions are terrible. It entails that I work 7am-6pm, Monday -Saturday and live within the factory premises which means no visitors or free movement. But the school offers me time (I'll work 7:30am-3pm, Mon-Fri, free weekend midterm break and holiday) and freedom in case I want to improve myself in other areas.
Now should I choose the Indian company for the sake of experience or the school for the sake of time and freedom it offers?
Finally I studied food science and technology with additional qualifications in Project Management and HSE. I'm open for other job options.

ebusfav:
The letter below which is trending on social media, is allegedly written by a female graduate of Federal Polytechnic Nekede, located in Owerri area of Imo State.

The 21-year-old lady, Orji Queen, who applied for a job opening in a popular hotel in Aba, Luxury City Hotel, and reportedly a National Diploma graduate, wrote;

No. 4 Okpunumobo
Aba, Abia State
29/03/2017

The Luxury City
Hotel
aba Owerri road


Dear Sir/Madam

LATER OF APPLICATION
My name is Orji Queen I am 21yrs old I Just grautueted with ordinary national diploma
at federal polythnic nekede owerri Am so much interested when I hard of a vacancy in your hotel so i decide to apply I will be so gratful working in this noble hotel
I have work at Links hotel Owerri as receptionist I have customer relations
so I will be grateful if am allow to work in this hotel

Your's sincerely
(Her signature)
Orji Queen



http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/heres-job-application-letter-written-by.html


Lalasticlala

DieIpobExposed:
RIP


My name is IpobExposed I have write JAMB for 20 years pls pray I pass this year

Plankton2017:
Good day all,

I am a young dude who just did his traditional wedding. I have been having issues with my wife lately. She always nags at the highest pitch of her voice during simple arguments. I provide for the family the best way i can but she never appreciates me. She moved from her fathers mansion in Ikoyi Lagos to stay with me here on d mainland. She always complains how she misses life in Lekki and all that.

Now we are about to start white wedding plans. she never feels am correct. I have a certain budget for things but feel its not standard and its too local.She picks high end stuff from wedding gown to decoration that i and my family cant really afford and this turns to arguments. She once told me that am i so poor? My brethen I do business and my budget for my wedding is 1.5m i stay in a comfortable 2 bed that i pay 800k. I drive a muscle still im not good enuf. My family and I picked a venue for the wedding but she and her family declined that the place is too local. My church hall on d island that agreed for us to pay 300k, now her father wants to pay for a hal in VI thats 2million. She has now been singing it to my ears that her father is doing the wedding so how am i contributing. This pains me a lot. she is always on instagram and shows me people that have benz or expensive diamond which she knows i cant afford. I always tell her not to compare lives with people on IG most of them are fake.

I have been thinking can i continue like this?We argue all the time and wishes we stayed in Lekki. Please folks I was my self before I proposed I didnt Lie or fake anything. Guys am i not good enough??I miss my ex that understood me but wasnt from my tribe and i was not given parental blessings to marry her. Please advice me cos im a very unhappy should I go on with my white wedding? Please advice. sorry for my blunders

mayprince:
Fellow nairalanders, there is this girl who started living with a neighbour of mine like 2 months ago,the girl and I mostly pump into each other a lot but whenever I see her I do lose my courage of talking to her and whenever I talk to her I can't look at her face directly unlike talking to other girls,because of that I secretly stare at her face of which she has caught me a lot but never said anything... sometimes I do visit the neighbour she is staying with for no reason just to see her face.. whenever she smiles,her smile melt my heart a lot,not to talk of her beautiful face and other sexy part....Recently I noticed she also secretly stare at me(already thinking maybe she feels the same way abt me) but the problem is we both haven't been talking well and she is leaving in two weeks time
Dear NL,1.Can I say am in love with this girl?

2.if am really in love with this girl,should I start avoiding her or I should say my mind because I still think am young to be have these feelings

NOTE.I am still a TEENAGER... No ABUSIVE comments pls

obiremy:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/hon-israel-sunny-goli-buys-jamb-forms.html?m=1

nikkypearl:
I am a virgin too

pstnicodemus:
Mr Ibu nkoh?

rheether:
She still local.

Amarabae:
I remember when i did my own wedding, our housemaids were dancing happily at the reception venue, i suspected them, I later learnt that they were rejoicing that aunty amaratrouble is getting married and leaving the house. Hahahahahahahaha.

ebosie11:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/anglican-church-members-protest-against.html?m=1

Ne0w1zarD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWT1nOR0zlo

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/03/i-was-once-married-and-its-dark-part-of.html

ToriBlue:
You guys should stop making this freeze guy popular.

omosedollar:
Is he Cheap or Fetish?
More on https://www.instagram.com/p/BRnIJ0mBmFu/

hungrynigerian:
Na wah, for this plantain oh, do ripe na since 2 weeks now, me i don wait tire even the beans in kitchen self than tired.
PLS ADVICE ME...

Lalasticlala pls move to fp

money121:
To my own knowledge of Understand when come to Relationship I think this is sign of True Love due to the Condition of the Woman...
Since the husband is chance he can help her in the kitchen to mop the Floor..

My fellow Nairalanders what is your take to this pic.. Kindly drop ur comment below..

For the Ladies will you Allow your husband to do this?
Men will you do this for your wife...?

lalasticlala, ijebabe

Shezhawt:
Meanwhile am seeing garden egg in my egg roll

furrr:
Many people in kano woke up to see strange pillars erected along state road in kano metropolis which led to somany theories of what the pillars are meant for

some government officials went on to say that it was a suggestion by the governor of imo state Rochas Okorocha on his last visit to kano to comission some projects around fagge lga in kano where he suggested a similar project done by his government in imo state to kano state governor to replicate on the beautiful state road as a sign of friendship between the two states .....

Others went on to say that it was kano governor on his last visit to imo where he saw a decorated road and decided that it was beautiful and hence wants to replicate it here in kano

Anyhow, I have managed to obtain the model of the project from an insider who is the contractor in charge of decorating the road

ENJOY

blogbloke:
Self acclaimed fashion blogger and entrepreneur has asked her elder sister, Linda Ikeji to please buy her a Range Rover for her upcoming birthday. To persuade her sister, she asked her fans on her instagram page to help send Linda a message on her behalf.

Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/laura-ikeji-begs-sister-linda-range-rover-birthday-pictured/

Cc: mynd44, lalasticlala

thesicilian:
I tried it once in the market, I said the madam should give me ground pepper. She just kept saying "hen?" until I 'corrected' myself and told her "grinded pepper".
I think the key is, When in Rome, behave like the Romans...

Nma27:
I'm sure d lady is beautiful in person but that pic didn't do any justice to her looks.... Why going soft on me na

Nma27:
I'm sure you look like a Bat...... Dayuuuuum!

Nma27:
D lady in d first pic looks like an owl

Nma27:
D lady in d first pic looks like an owl