₦airaland Forum

Chibuhealth:
Men are contributing less in marriage.

@ Chibuhealth Say some men b4 d will ask for your head here .lt's not every ATM that voices out what it's passing through.Word for the Wise!

symbianDON:
Guinness PLC, you are going to lose customers and money if you keep endangering the lives of Nigerians with your poor quality control! see what my sister inadvertently drank just now while thinking she was enjoying your malta Guinness can drink. now she is getting placed on antibiotics right away. on you guys know what that stuff is.
this is the batch number and the best before date: L617089002 BB180617

Sorry,that should be Guinness plc ,Aba.

edimalo:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4401399_yink_jpeg162b92e906cd760ebb0386fb5b21580c




https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/10/20/health/baby-born-twice-fetal-surgery/index.html

All these bloggers are very funny.B4 won't he return the baby.

sweetsandy4luv:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/10/25/politics/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-world-war-iii-syria/index.html

Trump pls loss, so it can be hastened,it's long overdue.

finally1:
Edo people must be really thirsty

And NAFDAC gave consent!

finalboss1:
President Buhari's second daugher, Hajiya Fatima Muhammadu Buhari and Malam Ya'u Gimba Kumo will be getting married on Friday, October 28th.

I wanted to react but just found out you said "PREWEDDING PHOTO" and not "PICTURE"

fexti:
The Campaign for Democracy, CD, has given the Federal Government a 14-day ultimatum to lift the ban on rice importation, to help reduce premature deaths by suicidal actions by hungry and frustrated Nigerians.
National Publicity Secretary of CD, Dede Uzor Uzor, who gave the ultimatum in Onitsha, Anambra State yesterday, said since government does not have any incentive for farmers to produce enough rice for local consumption, there is no need banning importation of such an important commodity.
Describing rice as one of the favourite staples of every family, Uzor declared that “with Nigeria being unable to grow enough rice for the population of about 180 million, continued placement of ban on it would only aggravate the situation and cause more harm than good.”

https://www.today.ng/news/nigeria/203636/14-day-ultimatum-lift-ban-rice-importation

14-Day Ultimatum or what will happen.Empty threat!!! What organised labour couldn't do for her citizens.
This is an example of dead on arrival.

contactmorak:
Kenya's Gor Mahia FC fans are known for their crazy behaviours and strange rituals that they perform to show support for the team. Recently, they caused an uproar when some of them raped a lady at a stadium in Kenya. See it here >>https://www.nairaland.com/3282437/kenyan-football-fans-sexually-assault, Another case in point of their excesses is these fans who peeled off their own skin to show support for the team. One of them showed off the horrible body scratching online. Just see this madness below

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/10/after-raping-lady-in-bush-see-what.html

Very possible especially when you are under his ROYAL HIGHNESS AKA OSOGBO WEED.Your body looses every bit of sensor.

kokosari2:
Please what can I do, my husband seems to be addicted to porn and masturbation. He does it at every opportunity he has, even on our matrimonial bed and it's quite disgusting.

My advice is simple.Don't condemn him.He needs help but may not accept it.I maybe wrong,both of you don't communicate well as couple.
I maybe be wrong also,either your husband is not employed meaning he is idle or not gainfully employed meaning he has a lot of free time.
Try as much as possible to maintain personal hygiene and don't look like granny in the name of condemning every western apparel.
Respectfully discuss with him on the issue, as such he can delete videos and pictures in d phones and laptops.
If you people are really together,get a program maybe what he likes and partner with him to ensure both of u are engaged to close up any free time.If there's cash and he is educated,you can encourage him to take up a professional exams or go for PG program.
If you try these and it doesn't work,then you register for our compact program and he will surely be free.
It's disgusting really but he will be fine,trust me.If you think trying yours is a way out.Pls don't because there's more to it that I will let you know later.
Finally do you people have children yet:-)?

Aghanel:
I saw a primary 4 pupil doing his homework this evening and was forced to ask if these questions are not too difficult for a child of that Age.... what do you think and how many of them are you able to get correctly.... comments please!

That is how d lead them to "expo".

broseme:
According to Akwarandu who shared the photos,this is the sorry state of Central School 11 in Umualaoma Community of Ideato North LGA, Imo State.It should be recalled that Gov. Rochas Okorocha is from Ideato in Imo state.Below is what Akwarandu wrote....

'This is Central School 11 in Umualaoma Community of Ideato North LGA, Imo State. It is unfortunate that most primary and secondary schools in imo state are in this shape. It is not enough to build one school in the city and call it Owerri City school while those in Villages suffer. Free education or even a reduced fee is of no essence to a student who stays in this environment to study.

You can imagine, no library, no staff room, no office blocks, no class rooms and no place to seat on. What of a play ground for physical education? That one is off!

I still insist that the free education was a well articulated political strategy used to hoodwink imolites into beliving that impossibility will be possible. But today, we are ready to tell imolites that what they said is not what they are doing.

Imo must be better but not with lies and deceit. Not with propaganda. Imo must be better with truth.

#NoFreeEducationInImo'



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/10/man-shares-sorry-state-of-central.html

@ Aic Akwarandu,d earlier you know that LGA's are in charge of such,d better for you.Even if it's from his LGA and so what?Is he d governor of Imo State or ldeato North LGA.Very soon you will ask him to buy chalk for d class.Pls let's face d main issue and leave politics of bitterness.I expect you to bring up something reasonable than this crack.

CACAWA:
Is a High Court Judge meant to be kissing in public?

TRASH

Yes,she is meant to kiss in public.Her family and their happiness first.

Nnamdd1:
On Saturday, October 22nd, one of the graduands at the University of Ilorin 32nd convocation ceremony, Yusuf Ololade Faidat, was the center of attraction, as she clinched 19 prizes.

Faidat, who is in her early 20s, won the prize for the best graduating student from the Department of Medicine, Faculty of Health Sciences. She received the prize of N20,000 awarded each session by the Senate to the student adjudged to be the best in each faculty.


She also got another prize of N10,000, awarded by the Senate to the best student in each department.

Faidat also took home prizes for best student in the departments of Behavioural Sciences, Pathology, Community medicine, Paediatrics and child health, Medicine, Ophthalmology, Obstetrics and gynecology and Surgery.

Also, out of the 12 endowed prizes and scholarships, Faidat got 10 of them. While speaking to reporters, she attributed her success to the Almighty and perseverance. “As a woman, you can become whatever you want to be once you are persistent, irrespective of a number of men around you. I read for about 4 hours every day,” she said.

http://www.nnamdisblog.com/2016/10/unilorin-female-medicine-graduate-clinches-19-prizes-at-convocation.html

Life is really funny,20,000 naira max to all these achievement and someone else with nudity in d name of Big Brother /Models will be swimming in millions,new cars and vacation abroad.To worsen it companies will sign contracts with nudity in the name of signing a star.If d sign someone with brain, will their company close down?God is watching.
To all my decent ladies out there/brain,keep being yourself.U rock!

olaolulazio:
A kid Went to the Police to Report About His Lost Bicycle!
KID: My new bicycle has been stolen.
POLICE: Wen did u notice?
KID: Dis morning.
POLICE: Do u ve a suspect?
KID: Yes, my mum & dad.
POLICE: Y do u suspect dem?
KID: because @ mid 9t I heard mum saying: make it stand well so I can sit on it very well & dad said: climb up fast b4 it falls. I den heard mum say: Push Slowly Slowly dont Hurt

...



Brain app download!

olaolulazio:
Nice, but who should i start doing?

No sense made yet.

ArabMopol:
why the boy come ugly like him papa ? Tufiakwa

Reckless Bachelor Spotted.Time will tell@Tufiakwa.

dyadeleye:
I'm closing my account with them early this morningllll

Only in western world.@Naija who cares.

lielbree:
If only Nigeria was like other organised societies. Security operatives would be trailing you and have you arrested for this comment. ..
Paedophile

Dumb!

Chanchit:
Folks like me? I'm currently handling girls of this age grade and I know what they could be like, they think they know everything. Most of the girls have boyfriends at 14, but as far as I'm concerned its non of my business, some try to come close but I put up this "dont come close" attitude had it been I'm interested @14 they would drop pants but if anything happens they would easily play the victim, and as you can see, she was not kidnapped
Eloping with an underage is stvpid, but I still maintain my stand that the girl was just making a soft landing for her self.

You are well on point bro.Forget the naive guys.

hahn:
When I am told to pay my money to a lazy god who does nothing but sit all day watching porn and watching children die from diseases all over the world

I guess you are on a wrong thread,the ops is referring to christians.

usmanktg2:
Anytime am reading about Christianity, I always see clear and close similarities to Islam, spiritually wise. I wonder why we see each other as stern enemies.

They are not enemies,they are rivals but you are on point.

harbdulrasaq88:
Ekiti state's Governor Ayodele Fayose, in a Channels interview reiterated his belief that the over 200 missing Chibok girls were not kidnapped by Boko Haram as widely believed. It's all a propaganda, he said.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqsRkAauNXo

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/10/video-i-still-dont-believe-chibok-girls.html

Whoz business if you believe or not,if it is a scam YOUR PDP should be held responsible.

Adaowerri111:
Shame on our leaders but why will their parents permit such, in all we blame our leaders but what happens to prevention, A competent parent won't let their kids pass through this wooden bridge to school

Ru 4real my dear.So what happens to parents that can't relocate to a city and this remains the only school in the area.Are you saying they should forget about education for their children.
For records,it is in the parents quest for better future they insist they make do with the only available school not that they weren't aware of the high risk of crossing the bridge to and fro daily.May their soul rest in perfect peace.Really painfu!

lordkit2:
The founder of Malivelihood Michael Awujoola, has come after his former girlfriend, Nollywood actress Tonto Dikeh for posting photos of cars her wealthy hubby bought for her online.

Malivehood posted the photo below and captioned it: “Her wrist watch can easily buy your Lexus car Twice $129,000”


No be small jealousy!

See Photos Below:

Source: http://www.flexygist.com/2016/10/21/tonto-dikeh-ex-boyfriend-slam-her-for-posting-photos-of-newly-acquired-suvs-online/

Complete Childish act @Malivhood,there are many other ways you can show you are still "On Point".

ekanDamie:
what I have to say

Dumb!

firstking01:
What's so special here, and btw, the man looks older than her sef

Do you want it the other way.
"The lady been older"Whatever makes them happy.But @ ops i never knew "cute" has other meaning until i met you.
Recession God will judge you.See what you hv caused.

yemiosinbajo:
Exactly bro. It was deliberate.

Cheers!

vargasvictory:
More

I guess he innocently placed his feet as he does to football...come to think of it.Its just an edge of d slab,ehart if he placed on his head........complete the remaining.
CR7 Tender apologies and learn but i know you will not.....Ronaldo

yemiosinbajo:
Messi's performance yesterday was spectacular. He now has the highest goals at home in UCL (51). The argument about who's superior between these two will linger on forever.

A clear definition of "Off point".

trustyshoes:
e fit help some idiots on this thread claiming that bini Obas are yoruba descendants but then again they might be too dumb to understand

On point.

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bcomputer101:
in the next 100years, Fayose will be another god in yoruba land.




All hail the man of his people...
Irumole baba agbalagba.

Tuale!!!

Don't hail him behind bars.Southeast knows better.

bcomputer101:
in the next 100years, Fayose will be another god in yoruba land.




All hail the man of his people...
Irumole baba agbalagba.

Tuale!!!

Don't hail him behind bars.Southeast knows better.

todaynewsreview:
Cc: lalasticlala

More here: http://www.todaynewsreview.com/p/1874/gov-fayose-with-local-hunters-at-the-egem-official-launch-to

....

Fayose and his hunters are millennium jokers,facing "*Full-army* herdsmen" with their one bullet recharge gun *aka* single barrel.Time will tell,d truth is that Ekiti is least in their problems.