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Autos › Re: I Thought Bet9ja Small Lesson Yesterday With This Win B952ACSZSWSCCQ-4830294 by mrjaydee(m): 6:29pm On Apr 17, 2020
greggng:
Well what I played is call zoom ....is a kind of bet9ja football game but computer base. Is computer that plays it and decide the outcome. My first winning is call
X orGG.....that means the will elder draw or play goal goal
For instance Jets say Chelsea vs man u...if the play 0. O ...1, 1, 2, 2 etc u 've won....alternatively if the play 1, 2 ,3 2, etc, you have also won ...so far both team score against each other


My second win means the team at home most score atleast 3 goals
Bro please, how did you forecast? Is it with the current form of the real life teams? Which league do you advice for me to play in?

Also, abeg help me find am with anything 6468595 Femijaydee

God bless bro
Politics › Re: Gang-Rape Tweet: Bello El-Rufai Apologises For Indecent Tweets by mrjaydee(m): 3:32pm On Apr 17, 2020
Covidiot!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 2:43pm On Apr 17, 2020
radautoworks:
Aww.. you sound like an enlightened guy

Hope it hasn't gotten to this level yet lol.

https://www.boredpanda.com/doing-boyfriends-hair-quarantine-heidi-oley/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

BTW if you guys make it out of this quarantine without you going insane, marry that woman STAT!
She's my last bustop.. wedding bells this December by Gods grace.
Food › Re: Nigerian Man Makes Stew With Frog Meat (photos) by mrjaydee(m): 11:42am On Apr 17, 2020
It will end in .....

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 11:00am On Apr 17, 2020
radautoworks:
Has anyone picked up a new skill or language yet this lockdown? My Chinese has improved greatly.
I learnt how to steer fry indomie, also I'm good in losing braids (mybabe) my face and head as been used as a mannequin for Gele and makeup tutorials.

Hmm what else? I'm currently learning how to escape from the house.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 2:02pm On Apr 16, 2020
Interesting read up here..
Romance › Re: How Much Have You Spent On Data Over The Last 3 Weeks :( :( by mrjaydee(m): 8:39pm On Apr 15, 2020
Close to 10k
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 4:42pm On Apr 15, 2020
Felicity grin from Driver to Pastor to Doctor...

Wetin dru no go see for sexylassie yansh

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 9:58am On Apr 12, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
https://www.covidaid.ng/
Nice one Gazzuzz..I just applied to be a Volunteer..I'm waiting for more details.

If I'm provided with a form of clearance I can use my car to distribute food aids to people. Atleast I will use this work to kill boredom
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 1:12pm On Apr 07, 2020
Felicity0001:
Where is sexylassie? Who Cary our sexylassie ooh pls kindly bring back our sexy for us oooh we need her to heat up this thread cause it really getting cold In here.

Sexylassie I hope you're doing great where you are.

Stay safe bae. kiss
Make we just dey look you dey wait...

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 3:38pm On Apr 03, 2020
radautoworks:
Do more reps of step 5 grin grin grin
grin I have lost weight abeg... I cant come and kill myself
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 11:43am On Apr 03, 2020
shollywendy1:
Increase in birth rate is certain next year
Dem don plait and loose my own hair tire.
Plaiting another style as im typing
I put my son through how to ride bicycle at sun set( daily routine now during the lock down)
I don play fifa10 tire, watched old football matches and wrestling tire.
Mehn!
grin good one boss.. even my Dog is going nuts shes tired of seeing me at home
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 11:30am On Apr 03, 2020
Mehn...this isolation no be here.. my babe must be the happiest. All I do is workout in the morning, baff, chop, movies, sex!!!

I live in a neighbourhood where every one is mind your buisness.

Any ideas on how to kill this boredom before it kills me??
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: "High-Ranking Member Of Buhari's Cabinet Dead" - Kemi Olunloyo by mrjaydee(m): 1:31pm On Apr 02, 2020
Who gives a shit
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 6:59am On Mar 31, 2020
eherbal:
just imagine the useless human being.forming useless CEO. errand boy.because we've been tolerating his nuisance here?we are nigerians.we are what we are . we're dealing with it everyday. we do great everywhere we go around the world save for some small particles of idiots that soils the country's name abroad.
we're forged in hardship and resilience.head above water every time,and this unpatriotic bastard will just come here to belittle us at every given opportunity.

why didn't the lousy prick stay behind in obodo America if it was that rosy. he doesn't even have a physical office.we know where gazzuzz office is,same as radautos, but this fool works from his ramshackle in egbeda akowonjo. he doesn't have a single staff.its his wife that runs delivery.what kinda useless CEO is that? CEO my left testicles. mtsheeew.
Every diss was a hit.. back to back Gbos Gbas

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 8:30am On Mar 30, 2020
tojahh:
Mrjaydee please help me appeal to all the audio big men and sophisticated women here o.

Time don reach to do giveaway for boys. This second half of stay at home is termed

WAR!!!
grin grin Tojahh the Lord is our strength this period. It's not funny bro but we go scale through
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 9:06pm On Mar 29, 2020
Give, but if possible, spare the poor man the shame of begging.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 11:32am On Mar 29, 2020
shollywendy1:
Have just spoken to the guy( richard jacob) now.
I asked him to come share his own side of the story. Though, what he is saying is different.
I think dru23 should just involve Jide (ladipo rep) as the guy claim. I believe dru23 know who he is talking about.
And he said he only owed 4 days ( this week rental )
He said he never owed 60k.
Reason why i asked him to come defend his claim here.
We should listen to the drivers side of the story. That arrogant nitwit might just be exaggerating this whole incident.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 6:44pm On Mar 28, 2020
The way some "Covidiots" reply or present themselves on this thread like "kings n queens" it's really disgusting.. 24/7 you are on NL. Fabricate stories here and there to boost thier ego.. I remembered when Tojah and I proposed we hang out last December we didnt see any turn up.

I would have loved to see this Covidiots in person.

Keyboard CEOs this and that *spits*

Shots fired!!!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 6:35pm On Mar 28, 2020
ogbuefi677:
Guys,ignore this notorious troll.
He is neither a driver nor a partner nor even a potential investor(like yours truly)
He is a well known nuisance on the car talk section. He alone has d following monikers and plenty others.

NgcoboP,
Praxisnetworks,
Smartchoiceng,
SmartchoicesNG,
angels09,
searching4love,
searchng4love,
dipolivo,
Kosplay,
smellingmenses,
iLickAnalFungus,
Menstrualpad,
Antagonist,
Smartchoice900,
Vivianat,
CityNGR,
Weyreypey,
legalo,
Asamwababy,
Smartchoiice
comradejeshua
How can 1 person operate all this monikers? Dont you have a life outside nairaland?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 8:42pm On Mar 27, 2020
I doff my hat to dru23 man is a legend.. he has survived many many Gbas gbos up in here.. grin

Na who go bring back those Gbas gbos back from the archives? I use God and beg you to....

Please continue grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 1:21pm On Mar 27, 2020
Felicity0001:
Me your brother?? Nnbanu!

If truly I'm your brother you'll know i dont fight.

Your guy post my picture and that goat also posted a zoom copy of it, take a close look bros if you can identify any mark or cut on my shining dark skin.
Nevertheless, I've fought and conquered many wars.
eherbal abi na babalawo him be and his cohorts dey learn work. They're among the 10 thousand by my left hands.

All of them don fall.
That's an uppercut.. eherbal has to come back from this

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 1:17pm On Mar 27, 2020
eherbal:
you'll be needing the wireless version that allows real live feed on your phone. 10metres distance
Really? 10meters no too far.. like how much for the normal one boss?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 12:46pm On Mar 27, 2020
Abeg the guy that posted the dashcam I'm interested. I wan install am for my car. Will it be possible for me to view live feeds from the car while I'm at work?

Make una continue the Gbas gbos I'm enjoying it..
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 6:18pm On Mar 26, 2020
yinkaoke:
Hello house, please can l use Toyota Corolla 2006 for Uber with 190mileage ?vehicle super clean.
Just paint it to silver..that's the official car for uber and bolt..
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 6:16pm On Mar 26, 2020
Ogbunigwe2018:
After scrolling through almost 10 pages of display of ego, only thing I could deduce is that Dru23 is in Nigeria and possibly quarantined.

Don't ask me how I know.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 1:15pm On Mar 26, 2020
[quote author=eherbal post=87777648]shots firedgrin[/quote

grin MC oluomo if he see when them break bottle now, na him go first take cover. But, that doesn't mean you go slap am or look him face.

I'm just a quintessential "agbero" guy man.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 8:44pm On Mar 25, 2020
Audio keyboard warriors and gangsters grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 8:13am On Mar 25, 2020
Where is felicity? Una don delete am from this thread?

Brother you need to come back here and give us the full gists.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 1:49pm On Mar 24, 2020
Felicity this your own madness na " follow come" even me sef I will still pity them. Let's be real bro, you went too far with that decision to drop them off at 3rdMB.

If I was in your shoes depending on my mood tho there are 2 things involved.
1. It's either I open my safe bring out my condom and we light the oven together.
2. Or I bring out my phone and make a video while they continue.

Failure to adhere to this instructions, there are 2 things involved.
Due to security reasons I'm not gonna state it here.

It's a known fact that drivers dont have savings it's almost impossible expect if you are jesusson that's used 300naira for food in a day, buys 100airtime to activate 50mb and flash your riders since you cant buy airtime.

Stay safe out there guys.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 10:01pm On Mar 22, 2020
I sincerely think drivers should stop working for now. Yes I know things are hard but health is wealth. Any reasonable Partner shouldnt be expecting money for last week. I will advise those on rentals to go and park the cars till this thing blows away.

Drivers are more at risk to this Covid-19. Its already a disaster out here.. the numbers will keep increasing.

Self isolate, stock up your house with food and essentials it's about to get messy.

Winter is here.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 9:58pm On Mar 21, 2020
Coloma Vilus! Shutting down everything...

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