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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 1:31pm On Mar 20, 2020
Angryiboman post should be the wall paper for this thread. Both newbies and oldies can learn a lot from his post.

I really dont see how someone who wants to achieve something in life will say Bolt is better than Uber? In what dimension are you living?


PRO TIP : when I was driving, I only use bolt trips for cash to run uber..cos I love uber card trips. It's the surest way you can see atleast 25k in your account every monday. Try that on bolt.

The kind of people you will meet on Uber you can never meet on Bolt.

My own opinion.
Sports › Re: Coronavirus: NFF Suspends All Football Activities by mrjaydee(m): 4:40pm On Mar 19, 2020
Was the football season in nigeria happening before?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 4:34pm On Mar 19, 2020
kintus:
Hello guys.

To let you guys know of my bad experience yesterday 18.03.2020 during a BOLT ride.

Picked up a rider at Alakija at about 7:30PM heading to Adeniji. Lagos Island, just five minutes into driving we were held in a thick traffic created by tanker and container trucks.

Just before we could get to Mashalachi junction, two able bodied men crossed over from the other side and started flashing torchlight into the car. Before we knew it, the driver window side was hit by a heavy object and the glasses was all over my body. Traces of blood was seen on body especially my hand.

Unfortunately, the rider 2 phones, 1 iPad, apple wrist watch, wallet and money was taken away from him.

Those thieves also went ahead to attack the car ahead of us. We were all helpless, even the presence of truck drivers was of no value as we expected a support from them.

Made a report to Bold through the app on support and got a call this morning from BOLT. According to the customer care, BOLT will NOT be able to do anything for the following reasons;
1. I was not registered for the BOLT shield.
MY ADVICE: Guys, if you can afford it, please do it. You won't know the importance until days like this.

2. My third party insurance can only over cover if another car was involved.

I continued with the trip because I had no other option but to drive him to his destination. Although on getting to Apple junction I ended the trip in other to keep my phone off sight.

Please lets be careful as we go about our daily routine and avoid some roads at night.

God bless the road.
Sorry about your ordeal bro. If you have been following the tips given here on this thread you may have not encountered such an experience.

Why on earth will you accept a trip towards adeniji adele around that time?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 2:58pm On Mar 18, 2020
hefelove:
Bro na 3 mentor you get for here. Sha easily Tojarr the oven. And this Mrjaydee song comes to my mind, soundtrack.

Wait first, this one she said stop doing like a kid, are you a new driver? Might be a format she uses for all the drivers o, faking mood swings and that their mumu cry for pity. Use your head bro
grin grin always sanitized properly before lightning any oven this period.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 10:24pm On Mar 12, 2020
topsydee007:
In as much we have lots of riders that are thieves. Some drivers are so dubious

Just imagine this guy



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3d1cLofr4E
Omo the guy humble las las " I didnt know" dumbfuck the babe for show his moronic face well.

No wonder riders at times look down on drivers.

Best way to deal with "FAKE ALERT" mostly on that useless Taxify App cos you cant have such issues on Uber.

Driver: Good day, got your request on bolt.. blah blah
Rider: yes, please come.
Driver: Please are you paying Cash or is it a Card Trip?
Rider: I'm doing a Transfer
Driver: Transfer kee you dia!!!

Swipe arrive or cancel. But do this at your own discretion

grin
Celebrities › Re: I Am Now A Landlady - Teni Buys A House (Video) by mrjaydee(m): 5:18pm On Mar 12, 2020
Those first 2 idiots..I'm sure you are still in your mothers house eating her food and coming to nairaland with free data to spill this nonsense.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 2:07pm On Mar 11, 2020
dru23:
Sorry for what happen to your car .....now

1. Why would you give out a car for 20k naira rental? Was their something wrong with the car before given it out?

2. How well did you know the driver before given it out ? Was he recommended by family, friend etc

3. Did you keep up with inspection of the car? Because for me I do inspection every two weeks .. If I see that the driver is good and the spirit leads me, I than do it every three weeks to once a month..

3. What are your maintenance agreement with the driver

Like I said before and before, no matter how low the rentals are ,drivers will still mess up.. It is better to put your car into a shape that reflects weekly rental...

If your rental is 20knaira weekly rental, it's either the car is not in top shape or you thought that you might get a good driver because of your low rental.. ..

My cars conditions reflects what the weekly rental should be and what the current rental market is. I feel for you my brother, just have to be becareful,

Do u know how many calls I get daily to weekly from drivers looking for car . I mostly turn them down and take my time . I have a tokunbo car sitting down for 6months, and am taking my time before I get a driver. I dont rush myself at all. If I come across a good driver and I feel comfortable enough I than get the car ready for uber..


Conclusion: Transport business is a tough business.. Put your emotions aside when doing this business.. Put your car in order before giving out your car . Fact check your drivers at the same . If you cant be hands on with these business, unfortunately you are setting yourself up to fail.

And make sure you set up time to inspect your cars. It could be weekly monthly etc. But every two weeks will be the best option ...And expose any bad drivers out there , you said you didnt want to expose the driver, my guy its either you tough up or you find another business to do ..
The driver you hired destroyed your car in two weeks . And you dont want to expose him or her .. My brother it is well sha ..... It is well
I will reply this when I close..thanks
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 10:37am On Mar 11, 2020
coker007:
That's really bad of him.... what's the model of the car and year?
Corolla
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 10:09am On Mar 11, 2020
Morning my people. I'm really pissed someone here PC me to give out my car for 20k rental which I did. In less than 3weeks my car is a mess. I had to tell my mechanic not to release the keys to him...i have been driving for over a year no major issues I gave someone my car for 3weeks.

My car shaft is gone, linkage stabilizer, gone. The oil is almost dried up, side mirror is hanging by a tread, front bumber is like a mess.

I wont mention the person, but my advice to those that want to give out their cars should do a mental test on the driver.

Fuucck!!!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 3:17pm On Mar 08, 2020
sexylassie:
good for you, all his staffs are on nairaland, one came before you and wrote, he is the logistic officer that they are sending to ph, now you are the other one also claiming ph, who will be the third person?? make una continue with una lies, i have my proof, dont think any threat or abuse i read here, i take it seriously.

now, do not make yourself important, the cause of the argument isnt because of you, so move on to PH instead of wasting your time replying me

there is this problem in Nigeria, it is the problem of writing long stories and epistles to show do-you-know-who-I-am but all na audio according to psychologist they say it is a personality disorder(NPD) precisely, the feeling of self importance, very common among nigerians

anyway, i didnt come here to argue, me, i have done my own research but its shows otherwise,

the only reason i love to do check on people is because Nigerians are liars, i have meet many and not one truth came out of their mouth, it is only bragging and bragging, time for action na audio, no show.

so i have decided that before i can believe or do anything with anybody, a background check must be done and thank god for that simple implementation, fraudsters and scammers now run away when i smell their scam, now i know truth from lies.

if you like you can continue to believe any story here, until you meet someone who says he owns a space station and he believe he can make you an astronaut in 3 months and it will make your family and village be proud of you, then you shall take seriously, what i have been trying to say and know that anybody who talks big without proof or evidences na scam he dey try do.

Btw, your boss you have been defending,, i know his second moniker on nairaland, where he gives advises does his real life side hustle without bragging.

lets leave it there before you bring peacock beach estate, where a house for sale can be within the range of ₦320,000,000. but then again, he says he does uber for fun, make i no just laugh.
You are an unfortunate person. If you use this kind of energy in matters concerning you I'm sure your pathetic life would be better than this. This is my last quote on you.

Get a life, suck a dicck!

Peace!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 10:22pm On Mar 07, 2020
This thread has lost its purpose!

Fucck you all!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 9:46am On Mar 07, 2020
Gbas gbos everywhere... all this Audio investor/exporter/Importer/Tincutter etc.. make I just waka jeje pass .

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 1:05pm On Mar 05, 2020
Excel70:
Hbd boss pls how can I contact yo
Want to enquire about some things
Tnx bro, send me an email
Celebrities › Re: Adedeji Adeleke Dances To Davido's 1 Milli Song Inside His Private Jet by mrjaydee(m): 10:20am On Mar 05, 2020
nonny1212:
Tap some likes if you want to be a BILLIONAIRE
Tap likes kee you dia!! Jobless idiot
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 10:44pm On Mar 04, 2020
shepherdchurch:
I started this business 2 years ago. Today I have 8 cars. You have been a blessing to me and I have learnt a lot from you. This is supposed to be business, no sentiments at all. Most drivers are heartless. Give a driver a brand new mint car not tokunbo o and tell him to remit 10k weekly, some drivers will still default. Doing business in the country is tough. The hardest part of doing business in Nigeria is getting honest employees. Dru keep doing what your're doing. Most drivers here will hate you for saying the truth.
Dru23 I thot we left this in 2019

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 10:38pm On Mar 04, 2020
tojahh:
Loud it
Tojahh.. grin bad guy.

That's how we roll bro.. na wetin I dey always talk back in the days when I was still driving full time. I hardly get disrespected from the slay mamas, oloshos, yahooboys etc. Cos if you self see me in front of you, I reiterate if you see me.. you wont even think of it.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 9:28am On Feb 27, 2020
sexylassie:
Aren't you drivers especially those who pick up passengers from the airport scared of coronavirus, this virus is spreading like wild fire, in no time, this virus will land our shore, some uber and taxify drivers might be the first point of this virus, have you kept protective measures in place, know that if you catch this virus from a rider, this e hailing companies you worship so badly will abandon you.

This virus is in every almost continent except south america, in Africa, Algeria is the first country to have it, it was brought by an Italian who knew he had the virus.

Instead of arguing aimlessly, prepare for coronavirus because I am sure that when this virus land our shores, Lagos is in trouble, it will practically destroy our health care system.
I totally agree with you, we drivers should be proactive. The virus will definitely hit our shore soon.

For the point you made, your oven deserves to be lighted by my humble self grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 11:20pm On Feb 24, 2020
Fight for like 6pages.. make una continue.

Set Awon Keyboard Warriors

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 3:12pm On Feb 24, 2020
ndubuis:
I don't understand the sentiment and compassion being shown to a thief by some folks here. She deserves to be stripped naked and horse wiped in public. How can anyone even be moved by her crocodile tears? What ever she got was fully deserved. She will learn from it. Others with the mindset of duping drivers will also learn from it because you will be shamed publicly in front of your friends and family members. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
Bro, everybody is a thief! It's a pity we dont get riders comments on how some drivers scammed them too.

Believe me, some drivers are from hell. I have seen drivers use saka, frauds, etc to scan riders too.

Nobody holy pass! I was scammed last week by queen Jackson but I let it slide after we bombed her phone with calls I'm sure that girl wont try it again for now atleast.

Going down to drag her parents it's not necessary.

What do I know?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 11:17am On Feb 24, 2020
deedee44:
That person is a big for nothing fool, stupid coward who finds joy in hiding behind keyboard to destroy other people's lives.
What if this girl commits suicide? I'm sure she cant even go home to face her mum. Although she deserved it, but going hard to involve her parents was too much. My opinion tho
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 7:59am On Feb 24, 2020
You guys are amazing..kudos for the recovery of the money. Please I beg all of una to free the girl, I called her and she was in tears someone sent the pics to her mum. I'm not defending her but guys let's calm down.

She used to be a good girl, she got carried away with drugs, bad friends etc. Please biko the remaining pics y'all should take down.

Yesterday I was gisting with my friends and I kept telling them " omo I need to light this oven" my guys were confused grin I later explained the meaning. This our slang go soon go viral.

Wish y'all a stress free and productive week ahead.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 7:06am On Feb 23, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue] grin grin grin

Mrjaydee say him don run something with her before.[/color]
Inspector izzou grin my future political career is important
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 10:44pm On Feb 22, 2020
northbird:
Trying to look for the school connect, cos in d oda background picture, I'm looking @ a typical naija lecture room.

So tagging classmates will make her feel d pressure more
Na unilag student.. she smokes like a chimney. Picked her in unilag last year..

Oyinda was really calm, what could make her do this?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 4:00pm On Feb 22, 2020
bigiyaro:
bros pls behave! the guys main objective is to drive and make money, not drive n light oven!
It's part of the job hazard bro
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 3:44pm On Feb 22, 2020
NYCnextStop:
lolz

This is my 7th month and I never light any oven abi e get wetin I suppose do wey I no Dey do
Just look clean and presentable. Nice haircut clean shave, make your car always fresh and smelling nice.

Be firm when talking to the ladies look into thier eyes and lips (Note only the ones that says you are cute, I get that alot) before you go go tell Army officer wife/girlfriend.

Do this and watch how the ovens beg for your lighter grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 8:41am On Feb 22, 2020
Felicity0001:
What is wromg with all these taxify riders self??
They will request a ride, seat in the comfort of their parlor even when you check the arrive button they still won't call and when you call them they'll tell you "you're supposed to call me!"

Like, didnt you see that I've arrived? Very stupid people like say call charges in inclusive of the ride request.

Another one,

Accepted a request just now in magodo isheri side. Destination Apa pa.
Got to pickup, I'd to wait for about 8min b4 the two girls came out that's even after I've called them.

Me: I'll have to go to your destination on two conditions.
Girl 1: lets hear
Me: either by uber trip or offline.
Girl 1: I dont have uber on my phone
Me: then download it
Girl 1: I can't
Girl 2: why do almost all bolt driver do this, this is annoying.
Their complains continues... As they stepped out of the car
Me: im sorry,

I just cancel and moved.

No be me go go apa pa for this kind night on taxify God for bit.
Bro you are right, 90% of taxify riders are full of shhiit! Anytime I get a request on taxify and I see it's a guy am always pissed like WTF! How can a guy be using taxify. It's kinda weird to me, cos I believe taxify was created for oloshos. My opinion tho.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 10:29pm On Feb 21, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue]So...Long post alert grin

I worked throughout the night and ended up on the island around 6am to sleep small. Around past 7, I got a request. It was a woman

Me: Where are you headed to?
Her: Lagos island
Me: undecided
Her:But you'll bring me back
Me: grin


Got to the house and it was a big house. It wasn't a palace that we know. I parked outside too
She came out and sat at the back. I greeted and asked if I could proceed

Her: No oh. Another person is coming

Then this man came out. He wore a jersey and shorts. I greeted him and we started driving out of the estate.

Me:Sir, please use the belt
Her: No oh. He won't use it. Don't worry. Nobody will catch you
Him: Let me use it. The owner of the car said I should

We got to Adeniji and she said they will use 20 minutes. They later used 50 minutes. All these while, I never knew he was a king. When they came back, the king gave the boy that carried the small nylon #2k.

After we finished, they said I should take them to Mandilas. This time, the man wasn't using the belt. I didn't talk sha

When we got to Mandilas, they went out and came back too. That was when I started to suspect I was carrying someone big. Touts just surround my car. Dem dey hail me and am together. I wanted to zoom off

King: No please, don't go. Let me give them something.

He brought notes and threw out the window.

As we were going, the wife wanted to buy one cream. The shop had a NO PARKING by LASTMA. She say make I park. I park cry. LASTMA showed up and blocked my car. She told me to wind down. As they saw her and him, Na so dem prostrate, they greet. I was shocked

After the whole drama, we went to his house and I drove in. See cars....Chai. He paid me handsomely.

When I was driving out, na so some boys block me, say make I find them something. Abi I no know say na King I carry? grin

Gave them #500 and zoomed away. I still remember this trip till today


I have another one, but make I rest small

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Izzou..I can imagine.

My own plenty, too picking up celebrities and all..

Also the day I drove G63 Gwagon bullet proof to the airport and the way I could stop/wait anywhere around the airport and getting salutes from this criminals.

Shout out to the ovens I've lighted on this job. Or the day I met my current employer. Cool lady sat in the front of my car we talked laughed etc. And now I'm working with her, my salary is humongous and working time is flexible. I fly to ph/abj atleast once in a week

We are not there yet, but I definitely dont look like what I have been thru.

Too many gists make I rest here.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m):
northbird:
Boss, has the lady @ 1004 paid you?
She didnt pay.. I have moved on. Guys should just save her number..07063564520 queen Jackson so she wont scam you too. She's a thief a LovePeddler and a Liar

Thanks y'all
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 10:50pm On Feb 20, 2020
This thread has become toxic! You guys should calm down.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 10:49pm On Feb 20, 2020
shollywendy1:
For you to have mentioned my name here.
Condolence visit shall never cease in your house.
You and your household shall never be wished congratulatory greetings till the end of your life.
You shall be allegic to Favour, good fortune all the days of your life. Bad luck shall be permanent in your life.
And for every hands that like the post i was being mentioned. Those hands shall never bring good forth but sorrow to their family.
Oloburuku, omo ale jati jati
Hey common... take it easy
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 2:41pm On Feb 19, 2020
NYCnextStop:
true bro.

Has she paid you?
Nope
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 1:44pm On Feb 19, 2020
NYCnextStop:
baba nawa o... you of all people

Me wey never even reach one year for this hustle no fit make this kind mistake surge or no surge

Well shit happens. We move

I just hope she pays
Lol bro no be so. We are all human, cos some riders are bad doesn't mean all the riders are bad. Ever wonder why things like this rarely happens on uber? I gave her that chance cos it's just 1600. I'm trying to save the next driver she might use and try this stunt. This will make her think again and also I'm sure she would tell her friends about this issue.

It's a Win situation here bro.

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