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RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Met Your Wife In Your Pastor’s House Like This? by MrKnowitall: 5:04pm On Dec 12, 2013
Baby mama: You will be a fool then
If your woman leaves you for another man it's because you are unable to handle business
Don't take it on the man handling bizness
You shouldn't even let people hear it
The shame is on u

The shame is on me? I dont think I understand your reasoning my friend.
TravelRe: Directions From Nigeria To Anywhere In The World. by MrKnowitall(op): 5:01pm On Dec 12, 2013
You people are messing up my thread; its was meant for people who want to leave Nigeria.
TravelRe: Directions From Nigeria To Anywhere In The World. by MrKnowitall(op): 4:58pm On Dec 12, 2013
Alikaxon: pls, bros, what did u study? It must be a geography related course, what course specifically, I'm also in a geo related course, I hope we could integrate. Thanks
I dont know what you mean by integrate but I dont think am interested at all. I am a Global Business Major.
TravelRe: Directions From Nigeria To Anywhere In The World. by MrKnowitall(op): 4:56pm On Dec 12, 2013
Dumb: @knowitall,u are really God sent,keep u d good work.I want directions on how to go to Norway,i live in Portharcourt.
You will have travel to Lagos to board a plane to Norway my friend. The prices seem somehow reasonable.

TravelRe: Directions From Nigeria To Anywhere In The World. by MrKnowitall(op): 7:31pm On Dec 11, 2013
New Ideas: plz bros i have interest in traveling to Mauritius.i will appreciate it if you direct me on how to go about it since the dont have an embassy in Nigeria.Thanks

I believe that Mauritius is visa free if you have a Nigerian passport. You can stay there for like 14days and apply for an extension

if you need it. You will need to show them your round trip ticket, an hotel reservation or a confirmed residence you will be staying,

and show them that you have some money to spend in the country. For example, if you are spending 14 days, you probably

should have about $800 spending money to show.
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Met Your Wife In Your Pastor’s House Like This? by MrKnowitall: 7:17pm On Dec 11, 2013
Billyonaire: Trust me, I could do more, but Kiri Kiri is not a joyful place to spend a holiday.

Its best to gather the evidence and take the legal angle.
Oh am not worried about Kiri Kiri my friend. In fact, when i get done with him, he might be spending a long time in Kiri Kiri.

Although am confident that no pastor would have the nerves to touch my wife unless they didnt know me or something.

And am even more confident that a woman that i marry would never do something like that.
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Met Your Wife In Your Pastor’s House Like This? by MrKnowitall: 6:47pm On Dec 11, 2013
Billyonaire: Nice one, but one last question. Have you ever cheated ?
NO!! There is no point in cheating, just leave the relationship if you are tired of it. Well I suppose some people do it for the thrill.

But Man i would really smash that pastor that day!!
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Met Your Wife In Your Pastor’s House Like This? by MrKnowitall:
I am the type of person that would overreact to a scenario like this so i would naturally overreact.

1. I would immediately take out my phone and take pictures of her nude self in the pastor's house.

2. I would separate both of them in different rooms and get their side of the story one at a time.

3. If their stories add up then my wife would just stop going to that church and i would keep my eyes on her.

3. If their stories dont add up then I would completely smash the pastor right there for even having the nerves to touch my wife.

4. Then Ill go and print the pictures that i took and spread them around the church on sunday morning so they can know who

their pastor really is.

5. Needless to say, I would divorce my wife.

6. The End.

I have zero tolerance for Asewoism.
TravelRe: 200,000 People Apply To Live In Mars by MrKnowitall: 4:36am On Dec 11, 2013
Where is your source my friend?
TravelRe: Relocating From The United States Back To Nigeria: Advice Needed. by MrKnowitall(op): 4:31am On Dec 11, 2013
kidike: Op i really do not comment much on here but this one caught my attention because I am also thinking about relocating. However I must say that some of your comments are a bit ignorant. So are your responses to some questions. When you say something like life is too precious to be spent in Nigeria...what is that supposed to mean precisely?

The true question is are you really tryng to relocate or just started this thread to stir up issues. The reason i say that is you should think about some of your comments before puttng them in print. Some of them are just downright offensive. PM me and i will be more than happy to further discuss over the phone. I live in a suburb of chicago , il. Thanks
Some of my comments are offensive? which ones?
TravelVisa Application Experience Of Foreign Natioanl Who Lived Or Living In Nigeria by MrKnowitall(op): 12:26am On Dec 11, 2013
Has anyone here ever applied for a Nigerian visa before? If you are a none Nigerian that applied for a Nigeria visa to live in

Nigeria please answer these questions.

1) How was your visa application experience?

2) How long did it take from application to approval or denial?

3) and have you been able to actualize your goals in Nigeria?

thanks.
TravelRe: Travel Section Complaints Thread: Report To Moderators (SOS) by MrKnowitall: 7:56pm On Dec 10, 2013
worry 359: There is a "SPAMBOT" that sometimes automaticly deletes posts!
It often does that when it thinks you are advertising or adding long attachments.
DO NOT ATTACK THE MODERATOR untill you have checked!
A polite request will help.
Beating chest and screaming like monkey boi will not.
What is wrong with you people and your rudeness? someone asked a simple question and you are calling him monkey boi? You make me sick.
PoliticsRe: News Massive Agricultural Revolution Going On In Abia State.photos by MrKnowitall: 7:50pm On Dec 10, 2013
I thought you said massive? This is nothing more than a one family operation.
TravelRe: Directions From Nigeria To Anywhere In The World. by MrKnowitall(op): 7:39pm On Dec 10, 2013
The only airline that i could find that goes from Lagos to Auckland New Zealand is Emirates. The tickets are expensive but it's

certainly worth it. Am sure if you go to Emirates office in Lagos you can get a much better deal.

TravelRe: Infomation On Price Of Flight Ticket From Nigeria To Italy. by MrKnowitall: 2:56pm On Dec 10, 2013
Godfrey Abulu: Could someone furnish me with the price of flight ticket from Nigeria to Italy. I need this info to avoid being taken for a ride by my travel agent, it's of extreme impotance that I have idea on this soonest.
Is this for vacation or are you relocating?
TravelRe: Relocating From The United States Back To Nigeria: Advice Needed. by MrKnowitall(op): 2:55pm On Dec 10, 2013
Dre19: me i be yankee boy too oh...i get the full swag of 9ja.. dont talk shit about ma motherland nigga! There is no place like home!!!
you be yankee boy? I doubt it my friend.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrKnowitall: 7:42am On Dec 10, 2013
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrKnowitall: 7:26am On Dec 10, 2013
WebmastersRe: Linda Ikeji To Give Away 1 Million Naira by MrKnowitall: 7:01am On Dec 10, 2013
crackhouse: my dear make I hear word jare.
I dont think I can make you hear any word.
TravelRe: Relocating From The United States Back To Nigeria: Advice Needed. by MrKnowitall(op): 6:58am On Dec 10, 2013
basty: For God's sake why these questions when he can access internet in America if truly he is in America. I often. Wonder why some people like asking some questions.
Some people like asking some question because they want some answers my friend.
TravelRe: Relocating From The United States Back To Nigeria: Advice Needed. by MrKnowitall(op): 6:57am On Dec 10, 2013
chiteny: OP i thought u know it all. Please do not relocate till you see the country is okay for that in 2016.
Yes I actually do Knowitall my friend. I just want to see how much other people know.
PoliticsRe: ‘Nigeria May Lose $460bn To Climate Change’ by MrKnowitall: 6:50am On Dec 10, 2013
CFCfan: Alex Jones wink
No wonder, i knew i was sensing some conspiracy theorist jargon in your comments. You listen to Alex Jones? He is a

Notorious Conspiracy theorist. Come one CFCfan how can you give credibility to a man that makes a living out of

being a professional conspiracy theorist? The fact that he makes money from it makes him loose all his credibility.
PoliticsRe: ‘Nigeria May Lose $460bn To Climate Change’ by MrKnowitall: 6:38am On Dec 10, 2013
CFCfan: I think the 'green' agenda is also being vigorously pushed here in the US. The main goal of the 'green' movement is to enrich the pockets of the elite.
It seems like you are really into conspiracy theories. Do you listen to Glenn Beck radio show? Rush Limbaugh?
PoliticsRe: ‘Nigeria May Lose $460bn To Climate Change’ by MrKnowitall: 6:23am On Dec 10, 2013
texanomaly: First of all, there are stringent laws in the United States regarding pollution. Pollution causing factories and other commercial intities are highly regulated here. Secondly, the forestry industry is also regulated by the government. For every tree cut down, so many others must be planted in its place.
I believe that the United States has one of the best eco friendly policies in the world but more can be done.
PoliticsRe: ‘Nigeria May Lose $460bn To Climate Change’ by MrKnowitall: 5:35am On Dec 10, 2013
^^^
So you are saying that developed countries want to continue to pollute the air, build more factories that generates high

levels of carbon monoxide, and continue to cute down trees that absorbs harmful carbon dioxide and produce oxygen? So they

want Africa to make up for the damage they are doing to the Earth?
PoliticsRe: ‘Nigeria May Lose $460bn To Climate Change’ by MrKnowitall: 5:20am On Dec 10, 2013
CFCfan: Basically, the global warming industry seeks to tax the residents of developed countries, the proceeds of such going into the pockets of the Banksters who control the 'leaders' of such countries.
hmm this sounds like a conspiracy theory to me do you have any evidence? I believe that global warming or "climate change"

is undeniable. The only argument is whether it is man made or the earth is going through a cycle.
Do you have evidence to

back up your theory?
PoliticsRe: ‘Nigeria May Lose $460bn To Climate Change’ by MrKnowitall: 4:59am On Dec 10, 2013
CFCfan: This video is an eye-opener

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtevF4B4RtQ
Am suppose to watch an hour of video to know why you dont believe in global warming? i think a simple answer will do.
PoliticsRe: ‘Nigeria May Lose $460bn To Climate Change’ by MrKnowitall: 4:43am On Dec 10, 2013
CFCfan: grin grin
I personally doubt the science behind 'global warming'.
Why do you doubt the science behind global warming?
TravelRe: Directions From Nigeria To Anywhere In The World. by MrKnowitall(op):
I am happy to help you my friend. Though am not sure what in the world you want to go do in in Cambodia, but i suppose anywhere

is better than, well, you know. You have several options; Ethiopian Air and Egypt Air. The tickets are very expensive because

Cambodia is a very unusual place to go to from Africa. Let me know if you need more info.

PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Economic Growth Is Not Benefiting The Poor by MrKnowitall: 9:08pm On Dec 09, 2013
This is exactly what i have been saying.
TravelRe: Relocating From The United States Back To Nigeria: Advice Needed. by MrKnowitall(op): 9:04pm On Dec 09, 2013
iponrite: you probably woke up on the wrong side of ur bed. three reasons why you shouldn't relocate to nigeria
1. no security of life and property as in the usa. at least usa is not crime free but in most cases people who commit crimes get caught and punished. nigeria its different anybody can kill and go free see "the bombing of maiduguri AF base for details".
2. jobs are hardly available in nigeria. you could graduate in and spend 5 years still doing those hustling things. in the usa even if they say no jobs, a cna or lvn or dental health or pharm tech can get you a job in at least 3 months if you really wanna work plus you dont have to ask uncles for monetary support you could pay your bills urself.
3. no loans and pay small small in nigeria. i mean buy a car, goods or clothes and pay later on approved credit. in nigeria, you either buy and pay now or walk naked plus naija people like to look down on others what they wear or how they appear. nobody cares in the us. there is respect of human life. remeber 911, ER, social security, food stamp, financial aid, section 8 housing, credit card, tax returns no dey naija. you either work in LNG or nothing. bless you
Nice one, very nice.

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